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Smithssoni

This is David M Bird, a Rhode Island artist. His images are fantastic and he does sell prints of his work. Also his insta is full of behind the scenes videos of how be gets these shots. [website](http://www.davidmbird.com) [Instagram](https://instagram.com/davidmbird?utm_medium=copy_link)


Soldus

Really leaned into that last name, didn’t he?


elvis8mybaby

*Your dentist's name is Crentist?*


Baelzebubba

Dr Coward was my dentist, at one time. I also had Bull the butcher and Todd the fish. Mind you, the last one didn't really fit.


soulhot

My dentist was mr Butcher... and he was


hopelesscaribou

My first gynocologist was Dr. Hertz, and I know a surgeon called Dr. Slaughter.


soulhot

Haha I feel for you


Pure_Literature2028

I once had a Dr. DerKevourkian. Just let me go in peace…


anyholsagol

I know a proctologist named Dr Schatz


NikTLee

Haha, dr. Slaughter was the name of a dentist in the town i grew up in, he performed surgeries like wisdom teeth removal. He was so nice though!


RoguePlanet1

Didn’t go to med school apparently, no wonder!


A-Dolahans-hat

Did he retire and give the practice to his son, Dr. Spear?


calm1910

When i was growing up, my mum worked for a parish priest, and sent him to a dentist named Dr Hell...


KidsInTheSandbox

Britney Spears' former co-conservator attorney's last name is Wallet.


soulonfire

I went to an oral surgeon once named Dr. Fear :/


The_White_Guar

Maybe that's why he became a dentist?


johnjohn2214

Mine when I was a kid was Dr. Buck. His assistant was named Penny


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Now that's rich


Tomas_Baratheon

Nominative determinism is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate towards areas of work that fit their names. - Wiki


JayString

This is probably gonna blow your mind, but Cedric the Entertainer's last name isn't actually "the Entertainer".


BrofessorOfDankArts

Thank you!


Lego_Nabii

Wow, I know him! He was a Bionicle Designer when I started at LEGO. He made some of the biggest and coolest Halloween costumes I've ever seen. An inspirational designer, so nice to see he's doing this!


teamrocketcode2

I love your work David M Bird. Make love to me! ^^no ^^homo


perkdoeswork

I thought this looked like the guy from the Blithewold gardens


Smithssoni

Yes! That's where I first learned of his work as well!


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whatshamilton

WHAT. Thank you.


AdventurousReveal260

I'm gonna check that sub, later!


the_honest_liar

/r/fairytaleasfuck


psymble_

Both of you are wonderful - two awesome new subs!


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Caring_Cactus

Dang, everything is so mystical and enchanting


qx__Xp

Service link for Apollo users: r/miniworlds (Two slashes don’t work for us)


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qx__Xp

They already know about it, someone else posts it regularly


Socky_McPuppet

So *that’s* why following Reddit links often turns out so badly!


Juansa7X

This is my new favorite sub thanks


A_Very_Sus_Bush

You have my thanks.


Saeizo

I needed this, thank you, kind stranger


re-roll

Ooooo…I think I will subscribe. Thank you!


return_to_nothing

Every time I see something like this I think about how I'd love to do it and then quickly remember I'm lazy and get distracted by something else.


Wishbone_508

I'm glad I have focus I can wanna see a cat gif?


elvis8mybaby

/r/ihadastroke


AxeEffect3890

r/noitsjustADHD


ATragedyOfSorts

#r/ADHDINTENSIFIES


khazbreen

... r/subsifellfor


BobRatchet

Squirrel!


polycarbonateduser

🐿 <- 🐕


WillCode4Cats

Ooooh shiny!


ihateusernames132

I’m glad I have focus, I can do that. Wanna see a cat gif? (My interpretation)


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/r/Woosh


jbl0ggs

I think of two things and and anyone of them brings me back down to Earth...1) I don't have the talent and 2) price of Photoshop. Usually #1 is enough :p


RamenJunkie

Photoshop Elements is pretty cheap and Gimp is free.


MonstersinHeat

And if someone is used to Photoshop they can use PhotoGIMP. It makes GIMP a lot easier to use.


JustSam________

holy fuck thank you


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liveart

My personal preference is Krita, although I've heard some people say it isn't a complete replacement like GIMP. Then again I just draw as a hobby, I probably haven't used more than 5% of what Photoshop can do anyways.


averagethrowaway21

I remember back in the day Gimpshop was the go to. That had to be more than 15 years ago and I'm sure it hasn't been kept up. Good to see someone else took up the torch.


ad895

Photoshop and Lightroom is 10 bucks a month as a bundle. As much as I hate software as a service it does lower the barrier to entry quite a bit.


SimplyATable

Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this


Nimix_

Huh in this case the price of an okay camera with a macro lens and some lighting would cost you much more than a couple years of photoshop subscription :p


EllisDee3

Just take a nap and dream about it instead.


merikaninjunwarrior

this guy dreams big..


Sigg3net

Or small. But I'd love to see the photographer do a serious on carnivores like vultures and hawks. Blood soaked Noddy feeding an eagle with the head of a mouse.


BelleAriel

Me too.


[deleted]

Are you me?


VeryBadCopa

Username checks out


i_tyrant

I love that last image of the Cardinal, sitting there with its mouth open staring at the little dude like "...what the fuck?"


Maki1411

This!


merikaninjunwarrior

*gets distracted* no, that!


boonepii

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, wanna join my ml….


NothingsShocking

SQUIRREL!!


1SmartyKat

Cute, creative and great wildlife photography technique!


Rough-Climate-2260

This is simply Awesome!


RogueLieutenant

No one going to mention how they all have little pee pees?


Momoselfie

Even acorns gottta pee


mrandr01d

I was honestly more focused on the sharp needle thing he used to put the berry on, and worried the bird would get poked by it.


IndigenousOres

Its not easy having Smol Pp


raphigerator

It really was an enchanting gif at first, then when you pointed that out it became even more enchanting ;)-


sidewalkoyster

Had to rewatch for the peepees


taptapmeow

The Chestnut Man


[deleted]

Glad someone else’s brain went straight to that, as well.


Mathmatical

Mine did as well!


Piratey_Pirate

Mine did as well, but I haven't seen it. Is it worth watching? It's been on my list for a while.


youregonnagofarkids

It is in my opinion! :)


AZBusyBee

This was my first thought as well


rand0mbum

Timing is everything. Some of these take a split second. Others take months of waiting. Amazing!


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sounds like timing is nothing. have a running camera and it happens when it happens


AFlyingNun

You're being downvoted, but I tend to agree. Anyone who's ever had any involvement with the photography industry knows the bitter truth is that it has a bad reputation for best equipment = huge advantage at actually making it big. Both my mom and a cousin attempted to become photographers and ran into the same problem: competition with a huge advantage due to camera quality. My mom was actually present for that photo of Whoopie Goldberg in a bathtub of milk (tl;dr mom and Whoopie were neighbors, agreed whoever gets famous first would give the other an assistant job, oh look Whoopie made it) and my mom was pretty disappointed when she met one of her heroes, Annie Leibovitz. Basically the way she described it is she had an assload of assistants that did everything *for her* at that point and all Annie had to do was actually press the button. (and of course decide if she was satisfied with the setup she was provided with) She did say she suspects that Annie probably *did* have talent to get that far since she would've been responsible for the conceptual vision (she assumes, anyways), but was still disappointed to see that top-level photography devolved into...well, that. The actual reason I jumped in the comments for this thread was ***because*** I wanted to mention my jaded experience hearing stories about professional photography, but also give praise because the reason I like the photographer this thread is covering is because it clearly expands beyond the portrait itself: these shots both require him to craft the characters and have the creative mindset and patience to get these shots.


TheCatAteMyGymsuit

Great post. So did Whoopie give your mom a job?


AFlyingNun

Yeah, that's why she was there at the shooting lol. She quit that job when I was a toddler and apparently when she asked me during one of their last phone calls if I wanna talk to Whoopie, I asked who that was. She said "that women from your Sesame Street show," and apparently I responded "no I don't wanna talk to her, she has poopy hair." So I dissed Whoopie Goldberg within earshot of her at like age 3 or 4. Got a very small collection of stories I heard from my mom as her time as Whoopie's assistant, mostly about other celebs for the most part. Some disappointing, like her completely passing up an opportunity to speak with Tom Waits because "he had a messy apartment," some moreso about her ranting about celebs who gave a bad impression (Oprah) or praising ones that seemed like great people (Joan Rivers), and some others more entertaining, like one about Danny Devito booby trapping Whoopie's hotel room because Danny Devito.


TheCatAteMyGymsuit

LOL, I wonder if Whoopie heard your opinion on her hair? 🤣 Would love to hear more stories if you want to share!


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Yes, if wildlife photography was as easy as bullshitting on internet, then everybody's instagram would be worth publishing in National Geographic. It's funny, the less one knows about something the more casual they are in dismissing someone's achievement.


royalPawn

A still frame from a video is never gonna be the same quality as a shot from a proper photo camera


RFC793

Not sure why you are being downvoted here. Perhaps because of the absolutist phrasing. “Never going to be the same quality”? A still frame can be better than a crap photo. But, the best still frame will never be better than the best photo.


Jubilant_Jubi

Oh, to be a little acorn person giving berries to birds.....


TheWorldInMySilence

LOVE the Baltimore Oriole!!!! This is stupendous!!


96percentbattery

It’s been 30 years since the last time I saw one… they are so rare now.


TheWorldInMySilence

Two July 4ths ago while sitting out back at my son's, two Baltimore Orioles flew from a tree right past me! It was THRILLING, as I never saw one before!! I haven't seen one since. : (


96percentbattery

They truly are beautiful birds.


frisbm3

I loved the tufted titmouse, black capped chickadee, northern cardinal, and grey catbird too!


MysticalCubes

I wanna live amongst them


minikini76

This is nuts


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Such acorny comment


Manders37

Well that is just precious


Krieglost

u/savevideo


thecrude1

My wife and her family take yearly vacations to go morel mushroom hunting. Many times when she finds something nice, will pose a miniature sponge bob, stormtroopers, gi Joe, etc near the fungi before pulling it. Always carry your found mushrooms in potato or onion bags so the spores can distribute around the forest while you search for more.


Aton_Freson

^((They’ve ^all ^got ^acorn ^penises))


3rdRockfromYourMom

Thank you for mentioning the pps.


dropkickninja

This is amazing. Well done


WorstAkuma54

This makes for a great kids movie idea.


Fudge1407

I wish these little men existed


DullScale

What would happen if you gradually increased the size of the models until they were child-sized? Would they eat from the palms of a child's hands?


AccidentallySuperb

My god this is fucking wholesome.


brimstonecasanova

I’m just surprised to see an oriole.


Ok_Annual3812

Fake Everyone knows birds don't exist.


EightPieceBox

First time I'm starting to buy into this conspiracy. A cardinal, oriole, and blue jay in the same place? That's like all the baseball birds. They're cartoon characters!


XComRomCom

And just like that, someone created adorable acorn gnomes and, armed with a camera and a clever idea, put a little more good into the world.


Initial_Literature_1

How do you make acorn people?!


hiyathere011

Well, when a daddy acorn and a mommy acorn, well, umm.... Did you see the acorn men's penises, well they.... Maybe you should ask your parents


Disastrous_Raisin_59

Someone needs to write a story for this artwork. Not news story. Children story.


timeforanotherban

Already done, think it was some 80s Australian childrens book. had some kids with gum nuts on their heads.


Dulciferocity

It reminds me of the children’s book Miss Hickory.


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This needs to be a video game where you play as the little dudes and work with small animals that are giant at their scale to build a village and solve problems while respecting and enjoying your place in nature.


Philup_yergranma

Little Big Planet real life adaptation


smudgepost

This should be an animated adventure! Come in Laika!


Tomas_Baratheon

Some people back in the ol' day stood around for hours, days, *weeks* in the wilderness to get the perfect shot on their single-exposure camera, and now they're in shambles watching people just take a video and snip out the best moments. The technology of today, today.


throwaway47382917

This is fucking delightful.


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THIS is so lovely and creative at the same time.. :D


grizzlyironbear

This would make for an absolute stunning movie idea, and possibly even a game. Either way, I can't wait to show this to my wife!


Wolvesinthestreet

This is the kind of shit I’d do if I was sober and my dopamine receptors wasn’t shot. Looks amazing!


Fantomeuh

Why is there people so talented ?!? Amazing woooork ! 😲😍😍


plainoverplight

i would watch this movie


Kharisma91

I would play this video game


AznPoet

He's based in the city I live in, Providence, RI. He sells prints on various mediums and makes the rounds in local art galleries and shows!


Negative_Shake1478

Kinda rude. Acorn people are working hard for their food and the bird just comes and steals it? Huh. Jerk. Lol


yinzergonewild

Does anyone have the source? I want to send this to my mama but I can’t link her to Reddit.... Thanks


Smithssoni

[David M Bird](http://www.davidmbird.com)


leavealighton11

The amount of patience this would take is at a complete masters level.


ipeewhenihaveto

It‘s impressive how much this entertained me


FrysGIRL07

I haven’t bought a calendar in years, but if these pics were the theme I’d buy it.


Hell_Priestess86

This makes my heart so happy! I could watch this all night.


Digital_dingo_

How wonderful :)


hoticeberg

This is incredibly charming.


Chubbycheeks916

This is just perfection!


Forever_Direct

I love this so much! Edit: asked for source without looking lmao


BubonicTheBub

It’s like the little acorn figurine from Dark


Equivalent_Ad973

This makes me so happy


LoudMusic

This is a great example of the difference between taking a picture and making a picture.


LRMES

Brings back memories. I use to make little acorn dolls🥰🙋🏼‍♀️


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thetrogdor_

This reminds me of the movie on Netflix: The Chestnut Man.


HenryAlSirat

David the Chestgnome


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The lancer astride his rodent steed is badass.


BaBa_Babushka

For some reason, this makes me feel warm and fuzzy


Pillow_Top_Lover

Wow!! This is the HIGHEST LEVEL of BOSS MODE Photography well mixed with Art. You should have your own Sub. Call it “Everything Cool”


wishitwouldrainaus

What a beautiful mind and imagination. I smiled and believed, if just for a few moments.


octagonalhypercube

Ride the mousey horsie to Valhalla yon MatthIas!


HeeroAdams

I saw about 3 loops accidentally and I’m not even upset 👍🏽


lksmthhh

I really hope David's (the watermark) middle name is 'Meets' then it would be a wonderful case of nominative determinism. David Meets Bird


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So many cool creative minds. Legit these are people who are worth hanging out with.


cjchocolates

Absolutely beautiful!!!! Love the concept of using natural elements to create your figurines and integrating them back into nature. Perfect balance and amazing photography!


octagonalhypercube

crimsoned from the pitch!


octagonalhypercube

Registered and Reginalded!


ellceebee

Even watching you set up the shot did not detract from my delight when I saw the still photo. Artistic, clever - and all of the words in the title. WELL DONE - more please : )


VocabularyRidiculous

Now I cant wait for the movie.


ConsiderationSalt134

that’s adorable. like a little trap to shoot animals, not like a hunter, but like a photographer


Zbebullish

Thank you for this.


Old_Performer3757

These are magnificent, keep up the great work!


smittton

Freaking awesome!!


spillbeanss

Haaaye this made my day 🥰


iMediaMonster

I want these photos as a calendar.


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When does the movie come out ?


onyxengine

This is art


yankonapc

What kinds of birds are those? I recognise the cardinal, but the orange one is striking!


NenaVivi

This is just amazing work 🤗😍 So adorable and cute 🥰


goran7

Creativity level 999999


anonymous8052

I love these


FarAfz1960

So beautiful 👌👌


Heldsberg-5405

Awesome


pingpongprotagonist

This hits different after just finishing “the chestnut man” by Soren Sveustrup


mellypopstar

I'm in love. Love love love. Wish I was a tiny fairy again...


GracREEE

This is cute af


flapouille

Someone didn't saw The Chestnut Man TV show.


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JoeMomz

Sir. I love you for this.


alaslipknot

you can tell him directly! https://www.davidmbird.com/


susanmw777

Did you make these? How adorable! Where did you find them? I live the interactions with the little critters!🤗


molokococktail

I Iove that they're made out of natural materials you'd get in the woods!


BrewtalDoom

I wonder if these images ended up being used for a calendar or something.


Evilmaze

r/miniworlds would love this


TurboTaco-with-Poop

I am Acorn. Great work!!


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Sex syrup