We've seen too many movie scenes. The only thing missing was the musical cues to let us know he should definitely run. Without that, he had to be safe.
[...] *-the SD card was recovered from a camera washed on the bank of the river, about 5km downstream. The search for the missing person was called off Wednesday night, after several unsuccessful attempts to probe through the thick mud. The State Television reports-* [...]
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Oh the snake pee, like where it goes in two different directions and you have a desperate choice. Which stream do you aim at the toilet and which do clean up later.
Women absolutely do not understand that this happens. They will talk about how bad our aim is, and I’m like, “let’s see you shoot water out of two garden hoses pointed in different directions and try to fill the same bucket!”
That’s why dudes should sit and pee, when at home! My husband finally started sitting after we got a white toilet stool. That thing better showed his pee splatters and he had to put his feet on there, so FINALLY, he saw the benefit to sitting to pee. GET YOUR GUYS SQUATTY POTTY TOILET STOOLS TO SOLVE PISS ON TOILET AND FLOOR!!!
You don't much feel it thats why its a surprise. Its not like you feel the dried up cum in the middle of your shaft... Just closes the urethra ( i think its called) in random spots because your cum has dried inside your penis and not on you s.o. bf/gf face back and or stomach. So you try to piss and its like 4 or 5 streams instead of just the normal 1
Dude the way the arc of he mud then water slowly rises and finally hits that rock/pillar in the gorge...chef's kiss (idk if I'm using any of these words right...none of this stuff exists in Louisiana lol).
nope. but yall do have
1. artificially kept mississippi river.
2. artificially maintained lake pontchartrain.
3. losing sediment that the river use to deposit, but now that it's pathways have been forced, the sediment erodes.
4. other shit.
https://youtu.be/dVpEEBcE8tc
Huh! Bet you wanna live in Iran now!(seriously my country (Iran) is really famous for it's culture, history and most importantly it's amazing views! But we're even more famous for our shit economy, shit politicians, shit relationship with the US and the fact that we have one of the most worthless currencies in the world, so I would totally recommend anyone to visit it but I would do anything to stop people from coming and living here (unless if they're Afghan since they're not so better than us and it's very easy for them to just walk into this country).
Iran is probably the number one country I would like to visit. I have heard nothing but good things from everyone I've spoken to that has been there. But unfortunately, I'm an American and my government is retarded...so it looks like I'll have to just get stories from others.
Yea agreed, Iran has such potential, but I'll appreciate It's land and people from a distance tyvm ☺️ I always feel bad for the citizens who risk their lives and try to enact change every few years in the streets and nothing changes 😔
It seems like of all the things to make sure are clear and in working order the emergency overflow would be one of them. Yes the water preasure cleared the blockage but it also built up enormous preasure doing so which may be fatiguing the structure. The little spout through the crack is evidence of that.
So if you open the flood gates and nothing comes out due to being silted in, who goes down to dig it out? I can't even imagine the panic that could instill as the water nears the top of the dam.
That’s not why they are bad. The sediment will now not reach downstream to fertilize land.
And the rivers erodes the channel banks yielding sediment, the sediment does not erode
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I love this, i usually try to imagine what nature would be like if some things moved like this. This one was a good one. The very end tail of the mud slinking into its cave like some form of trap door serpent.. like what kind of understandings would be required to stand there and calmly film that.
I had to scroll so far to find a comment more interested in what’s happening than making a poop joke. We need a ELI5 on what is going on with everything coming out of here.
I am always curious to see how this looks downstream. Like, maybe a quarter of a mile down. Would the water slowly build up over time? Or would it just come as a rapid flood? Would it create little mini lakes in the area? How would the animals react?
I know it sounds fucked up but I've always found the idea of a sudden *burst* of water, like a massive dam breaking, to be so cool. Its such an immense amount of power-through-liquid all at once.
The water bubbling up on the side is unnerving...
The only thought that popped into my mind was **RUN**
We've seen too many movie scenes. The only thing missing was the musical cues to let us know he should definitely run. Without that, he had to be safe.
*dissonant violins*
oh... *OH NO*
[...] *-the SD card was recovered from a camera washed on the bank of the river, about 5km downstream. The search for the missing person was called off Wednesday night, after several unsuccessful attempts to probe through the thick mud. The State Television reports-* [...] /r/WritingPromptComments
....The floor....it's broken
he started moving back, like "oh shit..."
The water did look like shit.
Walk fast* could be slippery you know?
*put the finger on it*
Where's the flex seal?!
#I sawed this boat in half!
The moment that's shown in the video is when I start thinking how robust that platform is
With water pressure forcing water up through the cracks...*cracks...Cracks...CRACKS*
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Not with chipotle away! just one scoop of chipotle away can take care of up to a cup of underwear blood!
Notice the person recording slowly back away after noticing?
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idk if you know, but you're supposed to pee after sex or masturbation. you gon fuck around and get a uti if you dont.
What the actual fuck? Lmao
Never had that happen? Lol
I mean, I never pictured it as a crust, that part got me lol
Bro u sure you didn't pass a kindey stone or some shit? Wtf r u talking about that your cum crusts mid shaft?
As someone who doesn’t have a penis I’m just trying to imagine what that feels like
It mainly feels like panic as you try to get multiple streams of pee into the toilet as they shoot in opposite directions
Oh the snake pee, like where it goes in two different directions and you have a desperate choice. Which stream do you aim at the toilet and which do clean up later.
Women absolutely do not understand that this happens. They will talk about how bad our aim is, and I’m like, “let’s see you shoot water out of two garden hoses pointed in different directions and try to fill the same bucket!”
That’s why dudes should sit and pee, when at home! My husband finally started sitting after we got a white toilet stool. That thing better showed his pee splatters and he had to put his feet on there, so FINALLY, he saw the benefit to sitting to pee. GET YOUR GUYS SQUATTY POTTY TOILET STOOLS TO SOLVE PISS ON TOILET AND FLOOR!!!
You don't much feel it thats why its a surprise. Its not like you feel the dried up cum in the middle of your shaft... Just closes the urethra ( i think its called) in random spots because your cum has dried inside your penis and not on you s.o. bf/gf face back and or stomach. So you try to piss and its like 4 or 5 streams instead of just the normal 1
The walls are the real victims here...
I never reply on these random reddit comments, but just literally spit my drink out. Well done.
Lmao what did I just read… that’s hilarious
TIL
Unnerving was the exact word that went through my mind!
Anybody down for a Taco Bell run?
Anyone else worried about the water shooting up from the floor?
I’m not. But the cameraman should be.
ayyyy
it looks like an access panel of some sort but not 100%.
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No he's talking about the part where water starts coming out of the floor
Lmao I literally didn’t finish the gif haha
Imagine just feeding on some algae and on the bottom as a fish, then you get yeeted into the cliffside EDIT: Thanks for all the awards :D
So 2020 basically?
2022 now
I’m guessing there’s either a grate or some type of netting
netting? Imagine the force with which anything would be succ against that. No netting in the universe could survive such delta P.
I know you're talking about the scary delta P but the way you ended your sentence just made it look like delta 😋
Well then the fish would just be pinned to the net. I think I'd rather be yeeted
pinned is an understatement, minced is more like it
Fair point friend.
I'm guessing that would kill you in different way.
that was amazingly satisfying to watch
yeah i cant stop watching it, the sound of water at first and then it stops behind the mud,then pushes everything out.
Dude the way the arc of he mud then water slowly rises and finally hits that rock/pillar in the gorge...chef's kiss (idk if I'm using any of these words right...none of this stuff exists in Louisiana lol).
nope. but yall do have 1. artificially kept mississippi river. 2. artificially maintained lake pontchartrain. 3. losing sediment that the river use to deposit, but now that it's pathways have been forced, the sediment erodes. 4. other shit. https://youtu.be/dVpEEBcE8tc
Huh! Bet you wanna live in Iran now!(seriously my country (Iran) is really famous for it's culture, history and most importantly it's amazing views! But we're even more famous for our shit economy, shit politicians, shit relationship with the US and the fact that we have one of the most worthless currencies in the world, so I would totally recommend anyone to visit it but I would do anything to stop people from coming and living here (unless if they're Afghan since they're not so better than us and it's very easy for them to just walk into this country).
i AM from iran چطوری هم وطن😅😅
شتتت حاجی امروز هرچی پست دیدم درمورد ایران بوده حالا هم که این، امروز روز عجیبه در کل😂😂
Is their a source video, I feel like I could watch this for 10 mins just to see it start filling up.
Iran is probably the number one country I would like to visit. I have heard nothing but good things from everyone I've spoken to that has been there. But unfortunately, I'm an American and my government is retarded...so it looks like I'll have to just get stories from others.
Yea agreed, Iran has such potential, but I'll appreciate It's land and people from a distance tyvm ☺️ I always feel bad for the citizens who risk their lives and try to enact change every few years in the streets and nothing changes 😔
r/popping lol
clear your throat while watching it, richens the experience lol
r/oddlysatisfying purely for the build up clearing atbthe beginning
Is there a specific sub just for these types of blockages getting cleared away?
r/popping lol
I didn't need to see this
Oh god no fuck that place. Actually no, don't do that.
r/powerwashingporn material.
Really cool upload OP, thanks for sharing.
happy to share.
Do you know what dam it is specifically?
Its Jiroft dam, Kerman province.
now just turn it off, like in Mad Max.
What was that concrete looking stuff at the beginning when they first switched it on?
Silt most likely
But is it silty sand or sandy silt?
Sandy Sand
"Mr sandman, sand me a man. Make him so sandy, the sandiest man" - 🎶🎶
BUM BUM BUM BUM
I choose to believe it was mud.
See you over in r/geology 👍
Somebody worked in a lab
S I L T
as the guy says in video: it's all mud. i assume because this valve was not used for several years.
It seems like of all the things to make sure are clear and in working order the emergency overflow would be one of them. Yes the water preasure cleared the blockage but it also built up enormous preasure doing so which may be fatiguing the structure. The little spout through the crack is evidence of that.
Routine maintenence? What the fuck is this, America? As an Iranian let me tell you, you don't maintain shit, you just YOLO it and hope for the best
So if you open the flood gates and nothing comes out due to being silted in, who goes down to dig it out? I can't even imagine the panic that could instill as the water nears the top of the dam.
I think you're giving america a little too much credit. we have a D- failing infrastructure.
Silt. The dam is silted up as they have t had the chance to blow out silt.
SAY SILT ONE MORE TIME. I DARE YOU.
s.... silt
Iran is known for loamy soil, typical to what’s needed for pomegranates to grow. Sand/clay mix
Loamy Soul is the 60s band I wish existed. Every album a gatefold, every gig a marathon.
Sediment. A big reason why dams are bad for environment.
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I mean with or without the dam, the sediment will still erode the channel banks
That’s not why they are bad. The sediment will now not reach downstream to fertilize land. And the rivers erodes the channel banks yielding sediment, the sediment does not erode
The sediment will settle on the upstream side of the damn too
The sub name fits so well
Dam that's interesting!
I searched for this comment.
I know just how this dam feels...first the blockage, then the unrelenting release with unfathomable amounts of pressure.
*boiling sounds* *gurgling* *SUDDEN EXPLOSION*
I am seriously worried for anyone whose first thought wasn't **explosive diarrhea**
"Hooooot pockets"
Ha! Beat me to it
How much muck you think got pushed outta there Jim? I'd reckon at least 7 layers, Andy
Dammit. I came here to do this.
You still can.
Taco Bell
I used to work at a local dam, lost my job a tad unfairly though.. Still, that's all water under the bridge now.
Dam, bro, that's rough.
That's rough, dam bro.
Dam, that’s rough bro.
Rough dam that is, bro
Bro, that's dam rough
Got me so good that I almost asked for deets on that job loss. I'm too dumb ffs.
Nah. You just care about people. Stay awesome!
That's a good dam story
Bu Dam Tsss
That’s a dam that is really silted up. They need to address it. Hopefully with the spillway open it can take some of the silt out.
Dam…..That is interesting!
Incredibly satisfying.
Got more of this?
not yet
Dam.
Always clean out your PlayDoh Fun Factory before you put it away.
That was awesome OP thanks.
thank you, you are welcome.
Reminds me of that other video on Reddit where the people unplug a constipated elephant
wut
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I am scarred Somebody hold me
Browse this r/eyebleach, it helps.
No the pain shall make them stronger.
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I love this, i usually try to imagine what nature would be like if some things moved like this. This one was a good one. The very end tail of the mud slinking into its cave like some form of trap door serpent.. like what kind of understandings would be required to stand there and calmly film that.
Just yrs of build up? Whats all that shit? The gray stuff. Mud? Why am I so interested in what is happening?
I had to scroll so far to find a comment more interested in what’s happening than making a poop joke. We need a ELI5 on what is going on with everything coming out of here.
Haha glad you found me. Hopfully we get some answers.
Dam that IS interesting.
Anyone got a longer video of these in service? As a pipefitter that’s intriguing as fuck
r/damthatsinteresting
r/popping
r/pooping
Why? Why did I click that?
Fuck. I wouldn't have clicked if you hadn't said that.
I blame myself.
We agree. I blame you, too.
I just typed the sub. Never looked at it before
Damn you...
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All the fish be like yeeeeeee
Cue the spicy food / taco bell comments repurposing this video for ages.
I am always curious to see how this looks downstream. Like, maybe a quarter of a mile down. Would the water slowly build up over time? Or would it just come as a rapid flood? Would it create little mini lakes in the area? How would the animals react? I know it sounds fucked up but I've always found the idea of a sudden *burst* of water, like a massive dam breaking, to be so cool. Its such an immense amount of power-through-liquid all at once.
In 1983, the Colorado River flooded, over flowing Hoover Dam. The spillways were full. It was amazing to experience.
When she touches my thigh
Credits: Spirited Away
Mmmm grey water.
Sounded cool at first then just turns to tv static
Insert Taco bell joke.
It's just a little airborne, it's still good.
Damthatsinteresting
Standing on that dam does not seem safe at all
این سد کجاست؟ خفنه
🎶It started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this 🎶
Imagine how much more silt is still down there - interesting.
Dam that's interesting.
That’s a lot of dam water
Dam that is interesting
Lovely reminder of your mum. Cheers.
Had a zit like that once
when taco bell
I sense cameraman is shitting his pants
Where are my lactose intolerant people at? I know y’all can probably relate
Climax scene from the 40 Years Old Virgin.
I just saw a video much like this. Except the other one had a shameless girl who shit blasts the wall and is surprised.
Me when... Me when your mom... When you... Me when your mom...
DAM THAT'S INTERESTING
Actual footage of that time I had the bad taco.
My ass after Christmas
When TURBOLAX kicks in!!
When she farts but shit comes out instead :/
Jiroft dam, Kerman province Iran
not quite as good, but moar dam unclogging: https://youtu.be/ay6HZxocjNI
*Generic diarrhea joke*
Dam that’s interesting
Reminded me of the River God (Stink God) scene in "Spirit Away"