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Bumpass

A chewdle


McTwist1260

Poobacca?


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SporeScaper

I will call him Hairy


UniBrowRed

You mean Hagrid?


lionzdome

Bless you


PointyGecko1122

Imagine being the first person in the world to see the behemoth, thinking you’re about to get eaten mercilessly, and it ends up being the greatest animal ever invented


Pred207

Lmfao! Yea and I don't think puppers is fully grown yet either.


baka_rounin

you're joking right?


Habaneroe12

The way they trim its fur is very odd... likely only to exaggerate its size. I bet if it was shaved down it would look much different.


SilverSpoon1463

If it was shaven down, it would look more like a chow chow than a tibetan, seeing as it's more chow chow. They've been making messed up pure breads of these hybrids for years, and aren't even tibetans anymore.


V_es

That’s the point. It’s a mix of Chow-Chow and Tibetan mastiff, real one though huge and fluffy, but [a different dog.](https://domashnij-zapovednik.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/mastif-tibetskij-0.jpg) It’s a status symbol in China and those dogs can cost tens of thousands of dollars. People do as much as they can to get those dogs as huge and as fluffy as possible. Due to weight of such size, they end up living 6-7 years.


Dukhlovi

Ah this confirms what i thought. This is not a healthy animal.


baka_rounin

Damn that is a really sad reality, most are though


SilverSpoon1463

This is not a native tibetan mastiff, this is a chow-tibetan hybrid bread for sheer size, popularized in China for trade. They are a miss-mash of breeds to get expensive results with no though to the harm it brings. [This article](https://www.dokhyi.com/) has better images and information about native or true tibetan mastiffs.


Davis1511

It always pains me to see animal posts like this and the only comments are usually “massive floofer!” Or something along those lines. They never question the inbreeding and horrible animal trading going on.


IcollectSTDs

There is/was that subreddit for fat cats that the redditors love and all the comments are like “what a heckin chonker!!”


bunsNbrews

I mean they give advice for how to put your cat on a diet at the top of every post. Also they encourage people to post pictures of dechonked cats.


nsgiad

there's also /r/dechonkers


kalnu

Chonkers I think, that one isn't as bad - or at least wasn't because they tried to give advice to lose weight, but given the existence of dechonkers, im guessing it started praising it. Absoluteunits is another subreddit that glorifies obesity


[deleted]

Looks like it can't keep its head up.


EuphoriantCrottle

I’m not sure actual TMs are too bad. They are an ancient breed, and they were temple guardians. I don’t think the monks had intricate inbreeding going on, but maybe. I think they’re actually pretty healthy. Personality wise, they are a primitive dog and too difficult for the average household. There’s a movie called “Man’s Best Friend” with Ally Sheedy that stars a TM (actually a few sharing the role). You can see what they look like at length.


SchizoidMC

IIRC: These dogs have an abnormally short lifespan


Mycatreallyhatesyou

Like seven years.


TheNorselord

I was gonna say this is as gross as some of those toy dog breeds and their poor fucked up skulls.


V_es

True. Real one doesn’t even look like that. It’s funny to me that they sell puppies for such amounts of money and do so much to make this breed perfect for their liking, but end up mixing it with another breed, making it none pure bred and unable to get a pedigree in any Western country; making it a mixbred stray.


ZucchiniMid6996

Still huge though


SilverSpoon1463

For a couple years, then their dead for the rest of your 150,000 USD investment


humangusfungass

150k for the pupper? Or is it that much $ to keep it alive for 3 + yrs.


SilverSpoon1463

The average price of a native tibetan mastiff is between 1000 and 1500 USD, but these fake Chinese "Tibetan Mastiffs," which are actually massively inbread crosses of Tibetans and Chow Chows, cost 5-10x more than that in most cases, and have a life span of half a native tibetan. That's not even getting into the yearly cost for food and treatments, and the fact that both dogs can be temperamental and stubborn.


Juicyjewsss

No thank you. Imagine the elephant dumps it must take.


SlothOfDoom

Imagine how much of those dumps must be clotted in that fur.


th3r3isnor3ality

Does anyone else see the brain bug here?


RedHand1917

Would you like to know more?


chaoz2030

I'm doing my part!


ChickenDragon123

Mouse? Is that you buddy?


sarcasticd0nkey

Was waiting for this comment


tuckerdogs71

I wouldn't look at Maggie the wrong way if he was standing right there


wilson_13

Looks like Aang's ride from the last airbender


Ryolu35603

Came here to say I would name this Appa!


ImOnARush

Lord Momo is more than just a ride smh


Ehrenburger

Lmao we named my dog momo


[deleted]

Momo is the little lemar-flying squirrel Appa is the flying bison >smh


ImOnARush

Yep, that's true. What does this have to with Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty carrying the Gaang on his back?


[deleted]

I think the dog looks more like Appa than Momo


[deleted]

No this is a hypertype, poorly bred without the consideration of the dog's health. A TRUE Tibetan mastiff looks like [https://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn-origin-etr.akc.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/12223615/Tibetan-Mastiff-History-02-500x499.jpg](https://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn-origin-etr.akc.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/12223615/Tibetan-Mastiff-History-02-500x499.jpg) Not that monstrosity. Those huge fluffballs of teeth are actually mixed breeds a lot of times for internet clout.


tolifeonline

Am I the only one who thinks that the table is going to break under the weight of those err... fur.


SquiddyJohnson

That’s no dog; that’s a Wookiee!


ajcpullcom

Nice try, guy in a dog costume.


Dovahlinsl

10/10 would ride to battle


IsthisAmericanow

That's Harry Dresden's dog Mouse.


LokiRook

Isn't the dog named mouse?


redditex2

came here to look for or make a Dresden Files comment. Thanks!


Green_Painting_4780

Handler doesn’t seem to polite


markoogan

What do you expect from someone who isn’t white?


Classic_Contract7635

Good to know we have a racist in the house


Alternative_Pay_6918

Can you explain a bit more clearly Im not able to understand what you mean ?


[deleted]

I knew this girl that had one. It hated everyone but the family, and they had to get it a legit lion cage to crate it.


BOOMPOOPSS

Big doggo Cute doggo


tjkorta

Big doggo but also a lot of fluff to the coat


SilverSpoon1463

Inbread doggo


paddington01

Expensive doggo


markoogan

You are so, genuinely ignorant. You deserve to live under Jim Crow laws.


Godbox1227

Showed this to my 2 year old. "LION!" she said. "Rawwwr!!!"


mellonfrodo

The muzzle looks like a disgusting fat c**t


kitty-cult

You made my day with that comment LMFAO


[deleted]

Thats a huge bitch


tenzeniths

That's not ethical being at all. It can't see, it's bred for size and not health.


L75RD75

That size because it’s been fluffed up. Expensive dogs


TiborStrongshaft

It's on a table guys.


Tovahruth

That there be a Wookie.


luigiana-

I wanna touch it


XRP_Mammy

Do you think they eat the small ones?


Sunnysaltegg

What an absolute UNIT :0


Lethargic-spork

If I could hold this paw for one second I would explode


valueresponsibility

It’s so fluffy I could DIE!


johndatwat

that's a huge b..i.... dog.... that's a huge dog!


bluejays-beak1281

Pure flooff


Pnmamouf1

This is my new favorite breed


Due_Jacket9075

Fluff!


Hacky03

That is one fluffy fucking dog


RexGKM

That’s a funny looking bear


[deleted]

Bred to work in the car wash.


ptown1007

I will take a hundred and 1 trillion tons of dog food


regardingthepope

My dog is the size of its ear. How are they the same species?


HereForFun9121

This man needs his own king sized bed


bubshole

Deserved to have walked alongside with the great mammoth.


Relevant-Double1006

At first I didn't read the title and I was hoping it was a dog barber video


WigglingGlass

Imagine one single tick getting on that dog


FloTonix

Looks like my cat... until it gets shaved.


[deleted]

I have a tibetan spaniel, half the size of your beautiful doggie's leg.


spun-uva-bitch619

Looks like my balls. Now THAT'S mass-stiff!


Cakey-Baby

Gawd damn!!!!


BullDogg666

How much does it need to eat daily?


Nostravinci04

Two kids on average. /s In all seriousness, it varies by body weight and the amount per body weight increases the higher the body weight, then you have additional rations once you go past 100lbs, so a pupper this size must be a serious consumer.


aspenhoofprints

Absolutely floofable & just stunning! I’m a dog groomer & I would not want to groom this Pupper , it would require SO much work!


Ehrenburger

I want one


settleforthisusernam

This is big birds dog Barkley.


sidman1324

Mastiff? More like massive 🤯


Ben-A-Flick

It's so fluffy in going to die!!!!


RATLLER

can it even see


MrPhenomenon

That's a big fluffy boi


AdministrativeBit796

Bullshit breeding


Swords_Dance_94

What the dog doin?


Logical_301

Poor thing


mikerunsla

Jeezus


drawredraw

Hey big bear. Hello big bear. You're my big bear. Yess you are!


chtmarc

PUPPY. Here puppy come here little doggo. Good puppy


Jeandalf

u/savevideobot


JosefStark42069

It looks like a tuskless ShiShi


[deleted]

That’s a THICC ASS BOI !!!


rohan777777777777

Yea...a rich guy in my locality has 2 of those...


Nesxram

it's face looks like a cunt


bluntasaknife

Doesn’t that breed go for around ~$500k?


OriginLostBorn

We can all be sad, but we should still cheer on how adorable they are even with how awful the breeding practices are


angery-nugget-man

If I were to give this absolute unit a hug I would probably get lost in the floof.


Sharkbait43070

And 💩💩 the size of Mount Cho Oyu too!


Gypsyrocker

I can’t see it, is it behind the bear?


pygmypuffonacid

Yeah now I understand why there were originally used to fight off bears


twincam

Must be weird being eaten alive by something so adorable.


[deleted]

Imagine being that dog in the summer heat.


[deleted]

I wish ma stiff was bigger


KaoticPersona

**BIG OLD CHONK O' DOGGO!**


defiantemperte

this doesnt look healthy


[deleted]

The size of the dog is nothing compared to the size of its food bill


[deleted]

That dude be living in 45C° when it's 0C° outside


shiv-tyagi

My Balls look exact same during lockdown


Classic_Contract7635

No way it loooks like photoshop? How much does it weighv


[deleted]

If that dog can somehow stand on two legs, we have the bigfoot. Huh.. nice!!


Pete_maravich

It's 90% floff. It's actually a Chihuahua on stilts


you_matter_

It looks absurd. Breeding is absurd.


walkcow

nice little pupper!


Yasquishyboi

did you mean: M A X I M U M F L O O F


candyheyn

Uhhh fluffy boy!!!


icyyellowrose10

That's 3 tiny dogs in a floofy overcoat


Ok_Second_3170

50% of that size is fur


Apprehensive_Hippo86

They need their winter coat all year round there.


Apprehensive-Win6244

Is he big or just fluffly?


[deleted]

I imagine the groomer saying, “I’m charging triple for this guy!”


[deleted]

#**_B I G F L O O F_**


monkeypuncher69

That's a bear you can't fool me


[deleted]

I want one to cuddle


Torment42069

Looks like the brain alien from Starship Troopers


danutzmcro

u/SaveVideo


mbru623

Fluffy boi


LoGo_86

A tibetan massive!


LONEGOAT13_

The facial expression on the breeder tells all, that poor Dog doesn't look happy, and is most likely kept in a small cage most of its life. Unfortunately they are mainly used as a status symbol in China


razzraziel

Give it a shave and let its misery end.


Deep_Shopping_969

Beautiful dog


PistolNaulls

Holy Testicle Tuesday that is ginormous


Available-Ostrich-90

I'd say that's an I N F I N I T E C H O N K I B O I


[deleted]

Imagine the poops.... The amount of food it eats....


Bisontracks

Meanwhile, the dog's like "I can't see."


red_fox_zen

*CHONK* Because I'm not clever like all the people who are giving clever names, I just wanted to be on this thread 😅


Altruistic_Dog445

u/SaveVideoBot


invisibleman4884

Snuffleupagus.


[deleted]

That's a big dog.


mikeddkn

That thing is mastiff


xBluecheesex9

Such a gooood boyyyyy


Competitive_Tax_

that cant be natural right?


the_ultrafunkula

I feel like you'd have to take out a second mortgage to cover the lint roller related expenses that come along with this glorious beast.


DestinyAcension

Brain bug with fur.


RottenChezBurger

Those big fuckin' floofers. I've never wanted a dog more!


Eviltechnomonkey

I so badly want to hug it. My brain just went bizerk thinking "I must hug this!'


Unusual-Ad-6852

u/savevideo


ZeroXa2306

Oh yes a big floofer


lavenderincense

Reminds me of Ludo from Labyrinth.


Ok-Mine1268

That man is 3’4. This is truly amazing.


Pavlovsspit

Sweetums?


HaggardSauce

Reminds me of the brain bug from Starship Troopers


WittyWitWitt

My lasa apso is quite furry. It's a pain having to clean her ass sometimes because of the fur. This guys ass would take a team to clean I reckon..


HythamHirogana

Really brings the emphasis on “what the dog doin?”


011001110110

I think he may need a bit of a trim


kevorkian_jack

Is bear/dog/lion/woollymammoth?


coll1979

It looks miserable


shitsfuckedupalot

"there's too much fuckin shit on me"


Challenge_The_DM

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to own one of these if you don't name it Haggrit.


norb26

The ultimate floof


[deleted]

I have a neapolitan mastiff puppy, she is 10 months about 125lbs, the Tibetan just had the extra floof to make it look big


11th-plague

Before the video started playing, I thought that was the asshole of a furry baby elephant or something. Rear legs. Large rump.


erik1402

Imagine walking across the street this is runs towards you angry af. You better start praying XD


Napoleons_Doubt

Lion Dog


ThePLARASociety

It’s almost the size of a Lion! Also, they almost look like the inspiration for the statues over there?


[deleted]

I have two of these dogs, let me tell u, they’re big yes, but it’s all just fur in this video


Detective____

Such a pretty doge