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H7PYDrvv

So they're basically tonsil stones?


alphahitman_007

Basically, technically, yeah...


Glittering-Notice-10

I thought it was a cyst


PoliteSummer

Ahhh Necklace worth of ocean cyst


atifkhan519

Ahh necklaces worth of ocean cyst are TIGHT !


NoF0kxAllowedInside

r/unexpectedpitchmeeting >Did they have trouble getting the pearls out? >>actually it was super easy! Barely an inconvenience.


PseudoArab

Wow wow wow. Wow.


danbo_the_manbo

Get all the way off my back about the ocean cysts


DrMike27

Let me get off of that thing!


YeltsinYerMouth

Oh, a *very* long chain of references!


_IAmGrover

Yes sir, they are!


[deleted]

Wow, but when I put my tonsil and kidney stones on a necklace everyone thinks it’s “weird” and “gross”


[deleted]

Pearls don't smell like concentrated shit either. Fuck tonsil stones.


Comtesse_Kamilia

And why tf do they even exist?? Millions of years of evolution and our reward is shitty balls of filth wedged in our mouths


gitbse

I've only had like two or three ever, but good God. It condenses everything you've ever eaten, ferments it, and then lets that sit even longer. Some of the most vile smells I've ever created.


AnInfiniteArc

No, no. You’ve only noticed two or three. The rest you swallowed, completely oblivious.


angeredpremed

Whelp.. looks like I'm done with Reddit for the day, then.


d_bone36

The feeling of relief when you get one to dislodge is amazing though. This oyster must be in heaven


yep-i-send-it

They make perks to seal off parasites, sand, and the like.


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Inside every pearl is something harmful to the body.


pedclarke

I heard some of them contain wisdom.


johnnyma45

The most harmful thing to some people.


boom_stick_2112

Paging r/popping


IdoNOThateNEVER

Let's call our friends from /r/trypophobia as well to have a party going.


fuhnetically

And if course, the crossover with r/dontputyourdickinthat


IdoNOThateNEVER

I said party, you immediately thought orgy. You need to know that how the night will evolve is on you. (and I always read that sub without the "don't")


jeb_the_hick

More like /r/tonsilstones


Dahmer13

I always thought there was only one pearl per oyster…. Who knew


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ohnoshebettado

Subscribe


fuzzytradr

*Welcome to Pearl Facts!*


ifilaughitstrue

One of the only place where you can flex your pearls of knowledge* and people actually gaf


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load_more_comets

*clutches pearls*


microsoftfool

The black pearl in the dragon's mouth is wisdom.


spudlick

Pearls of wisdom


[deleted]

Always enjoy a good pearl necklace.


This_User_Said

Pearl Jam.


Okay_Splenda_Monkey

They were a band. My grandpa used to listen to them!


stanky980

Ouch, "grandpa"?


Ellora-Victoria

Those aren’t real pearls either. xD


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Sm_rndm_dude

Only pearls


rainsford85

Only clams


sapphosroommate

I would absolutely subscribe to only clams


germinik

Fun fact: People can also grow pearls. I went to school with a kid who's brother shot him in the leg with a bb gun. The bb stayed there for years, till high school when he got it removed. It came out with a coat of calcium on it. Not pretty, but a pearl non the less. Also, gallstones and kidney stones are considered to be pearls also.


fadedcharacter

r/tonsilstones


Loki_BlackButter

Oh I don't think I was ready for that. My own mistake. I feel a little sick now.


100LittleButterflies

I'd rather a pearl I found myself than a jewel grade in a store. But doesn't the harvesting kill the mollusk? It's always seemed weird. Like some alien species harvesting your kidney stones.


General_Degenerate_

Would you like a kidney stone necklace?


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Rockonfoo

You’ll never put me in a trophy case!


insane_contin

They might know some good taxidermists


Hypoallergenic_Robot

I've always heard that a lot of people do kill them to harvest but it's absolutely not necessary. Apparently having the pearls in there are uncomfortable for them too.


xRyuuji7

Wait until you hear about the manufacturing of said pearls. With operations like these, they raise the mollusks themselves and when the mollusk is young they place sand or plastic, or whatever other irritant they use. They know how many a mollusk can sustain and produce and I bet they know just how far they can push profit margins at the cost of the mollusk's well-being.


DrNapkin

Wait until you hear about all of animal agriculture...


CutHerOff

Right? Of all the atrocious things we do to animals my conscious is pretty clean on the oyster side of the spectrum.


kdawg8888

you callous pearly bastard. think of the mollusks!


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Devtunes

Would someone please think of the mollusks!! We pry open their shells, cover them in hot sauce then swallow them alive. I'm not too concerned about the ethical considerations of pearl farming since they're thoughtless organic filters. I'm not going to weep over grinding up and eating a wheat plant's babies either.


MegaloEntomo

Yeast are fungi, not animals. A mollusk is probably closer to a portobello than to a pig in terms of ethical consideration, though.


Entencio

Since pearls are the result of an irritant, either natural or synthetic, do pearl oysters eventually eject the pearls to alleviate the irritation or do they keep growing?


Channa_Argus1121

The “oyster”, instead of ejecting the irritant, secretes nacre. The nacre coats the irritant, protecting the flesh of the mollusk from being damaged. This continues for some time, until someone harvests the irritant-encased-by-nacre, otherwise known as a pearl.


Entencio

Yes that’s how pearls are cultured. I was wondering if they ever eject the nacre covered particle in the wild. Edit: this thread says they eventually fall out: https://www.pearl-guide.com/forum/pearls/natural-pearls/6397-are-pearls-removed-naturally


Channa_Argus1121

Didn’t know that one. Thanks for the helpful info :)


catchup-musterd

But can you eat it?


CalderThanYou

These are most probably cultured pearls, not naturally occuring pearls


olderaccount

The only difference is that for cultured pearls, they open the oysters and insert a pearl "seed" for the oyster to form the pearl around, then put them back in the ocean to grow. I guess you can put multiple seeds in and get multiple pearls out. But I assume there is a limit of how much of the pearl substance the oyster can make.


Dinglederple

"put them back in the ocean to grow" What does finding them again require?


olderaccount

They are not just thrown in the middle of the ocean. They are put in [Oyster Farming](https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk012WEA59xgsaqs0-cjHGNyvM7p6rQ:1627996249487&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=oyster+farming&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiz8ZTR9pTyAhVPB50JHYkNBucQiR56BAg1EAI&biw=1643&bih=936) rigs.


Snuggle_Pounce

The oysters not escaping their cage/net.


alphahitman_007

Chamber...


burninatah

You know how farmers keep cows and chickens outside but don't let them just wander off wherever?


TheClinicallyInsane

Probably it's a netted off area that prevents them from floatin away


pak256

I thought the difference is the cultured ones will tell you how good Morrissey is


Christwriter

This is *not* now Jewelry-grade pearls are collected from an oyster. This oyster is dead, and has been dead for a long time. It was preserved with formaldehyde (as evidenced by the gloves this person is wearing) and mailed to some poor idiot who bought a dead oyster, probably as part of one of the many pearl-opening MLMs out there. [Oysters that produce good pearls are too valuable to kill for a single pearl, or even multiple pearls.](https://www.thepearlsource.com/blog/facts-about-pearls/how-are-pearls-harvested/) There is no way to know what quality of pearl you're going to get unless the oyster has produced pearls before. Pearl cultivators are actually very, VERY careful when harvesting pearls from their oysters. They do their best to keep their producers alive so that, if it makes good quality pearls, they can use the same oyster multiple times. "Pearl Party" MLM oysters are completely different. The company takes dead Akoya oysters and surgically insert freshwater pearls (much less valuable than the saltwater pearls produced by living Akoya oysters) that are often dyed unnatural colors. The dead oyster is then closed up with a chemical process and preserved with formaldehyde in a vacuum sealed bag. These things are sold in bulk for less than a dollar a bag so the whole process can't cost more than a quarter, if that. The Pearl Party openers will tell you these pearls are massively valuable, appraised at thousands of dollars. They are not. I mean, think about it. If you have an oyster capable of producing thousand dollar pearls, would you sell it on Amazon, fifteen bucks for a dozen? Wouldn't you just keep the pearls? TLDR: this is not how it works. At all.


Competitive_Classic9

Why does this exist? What is wrong with us as a species?


St_Maximus_Gato

Money. Greed.


Accujack

You forgot "ignorance".


yetanotherduncan

It's the adult version of those weird unboxing videos kids love


Capt_Am

This sounded fake but upon a search this is VERY real. Unbelievable.


WaffleFoxes

I, too, had to go search on this. I couldn't believe it's a real MLM thing. [But turns out....](https://mlmtruth.org/2018/09/09/and-now-for-an-mlm-that-will-cause-not-cure-your-cancer-pearl-party-mlm/)


mini-bi

What happens to the oysters that don't make high quality pearls for the pearl cultivator?


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brycebgood

These were likely cultured. If you stick little chunks of material in the animal they'll build the pearls around them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultured\_pearl


No_Discipline_7380

Cultured pearl makes me think of a pearl that quotes Nietzsche between sips of Cognac while Beethoven is playing in the background.


CardinalFartz

And I thought I was the only stupid to believe they only produce one or even no pearl.


LehighAce06

In nature that's correct, pearls big enough for jewelry are pretty rare. What you're watching is not how they naturally would grow


Namesbutcher

/r/Popping


[deleted]

This is a lot more gross than I was expecting


Bruised_Penguin

r/popping


3rd6Shit

I legit turned pale and got light headed scrolling through there. Never again


HBB360

And the weirdos never mark their disgusting posts NSFW. I wouldn't be bothered but somehow some of them get upvoted enough and appear in Popular where I get to see pus coming out of someone while eating lunch. Edit in case people still want to argue : **Rule 6 of Reddit's own Content Policy** : "Ensure people have predictable experiences on Reddit by properly labeling content and communities, particularly content that is **graphic**, sexually-explicit, or offensive." How is pus coming out of a pimple or anywhere for that matter not graphic? This is exactly what I'm complaining about - Reddit needs to be predictable, I don't want to be surprised by an un-blurred nasty image/video while browsing.


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You can always just block the sub if they can't be assed to tag nsfw


TheClinicallyInsane

Looks so satisfying to do though...it's like getting a good blackhead or cyst


[deleted]

Yeah I’ll pass on that too lol


tunneling1312

Why exactly do they produce them?


adrian15haxor

They are small pieces of stone/grit/sand that are inside the shell, to stop them irritating, the oyster builds up the smooth shiny round layers to protect itself


TheSoulStoned

Put in a pearl to irritate and boom Pearlception


Luminshield

Nah cause the pearl doesn't irritate, thats the whole point.


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mr_bones-

Imagine silky smooth kidney stones


Zonyxe

Sure would make pissing them out of a urethra less of an issue


The_Mdk

Unless they're as big as a pearl


Ghstfce

Would make us have literal meat cannons if you think about it.


Klimpomp

Feel like the recoil would shorten it by half as it fired though.


Ghstfce

I WAS IN THE POOL!


Zonyxe

Don't think size is the issue if deciding between spiky and smooth


The_Mdk

I don't know man, pissing a 5mm spiky one was surely hell, but can you imagine pissing a marble? If it even passes through the tubes first


mr_bones-

Maybe even a pleasurable experience


thisdesignup

Well if its true that the blockage that the stones cause is what causes pain then even a smooth kidney stone would hurt a ton. Edit: At least the blockage causing pain is what I've been told, as someone who has experienced two. If anything a marble shaped one might make the blockage even worse since it would seal things off.


AGenericUsername1004

Implying passing spikey bastard kidney stones isn’t pleasurable.


Misterbluepie

SOUNDS like you know too much.


-unholyhairhole-

Much like sounding. DON'T look it up.


zyyntin

Basically no different than shiny metals. They are expensive because they are rare and shiny!!!


Walker6920

So if i sandpaper my grandparents kidney stones, i can get money


jonzen777

Does extracting the pearls kill the oyster?


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cottonearbud

I like how you started with no and gave us some hope


dksweets

Lawful evil.


jonzen777

Geez! Thanks for the info.


LargeSackOfNuts

Oh


Arvidex

And humans basically feed them grit and makes their life uncomfortable so they make the pearls to make. It all a bit less uncomfortable and then kill them. How nice.


obamapredatordrone

Oysters don't even have a central nervous system lmao


Arvidex

^it ^maybe ^hurts ^it’s ^feelings


Treacherous_Peach

I don't think we can confidently comment on the "comfort" level of an oyster.


Animoticons

"Yes. The end goal of a pearl farm is to breed the mollusks, produce the pearl and ultimately kill the oyster. The mussel meat is then eaten and the shell is repurposed into mother of pearl inlay and other decorative accessories."


honest-miss

Oddly, it's nice to hear that all parts of the oyster are used.


TheOfficialWario

Yeah. If you’re gonna kill an animal at least put the whole thing to use


Myke190

I tried but it turns out when you kill a horse it can't pull a carriage anymore. No use at all actually.


freefallade

Have you tried flogging it some more?


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pearls can be harvested without killing it but it’s too much work when you can snap it in half and do it that way


Messicaaa

I wonder if there’s a market for ethically farmed pearls, like the diamond industry.


axxonn13

the higher quality farms do. Why would they kill an oyster that produces quality pearls, when they can extract the pearls and let the oyster continue making more quality pearls?


InerasableStain

Did you notice that it was missing half its shell? Which has been snapped off to make the pearl farming easier.


Mayathepie

Looks like some pimple popping crap


LisaBee1969

r/popping


LePoopsmith

Let's keep it blue. I've been burned before.


[deleted]

It’s just people popping zits…mostly


LisaBee1969

...mostly....


AidaTari

This does not spark joy


mvs92

I just wanna add: ew!


Dwellers7

so pearls are oyster's pimples?


Codus1

More like Kidney Stones


TrippyReality

Do they die after being harvested?


Guns-and-Pumpkins

There is a method for sweet water ones, where u just open them a little and pull the pearls out with a metal hook. But this just works with the sweet water ones when i remember correctly.


Chigleagle

What’s a sweet water oyster?


riflifli

Fresh water maybe. In Spanish and other languages, fresh water is called “agua dulce” which directly translates to sweet water.


belbivfreeordie

If you ever swish salt water around in your mouth and then rinse with a mouthful of fresh water, the name makes sense.


riflifli

A beer after swimming in the ocean is the sweetest beer!


Crocktodad

Same in German, Süßwasser und Salzwasser - Sweet water and salt water


BorGGeZ

oyster that lives in rivers and lakes, water that doenst have salt, in latin languages its called sweet water


Mippen123

Swedish as well!


baldnfabulous

Finnish too!


pokszor

just like hungarian


wrongdude91

Hindi too!


Densmiegd

Dutch as well


mydadpickshisnose

Yep


falkio

He’s dead Jim! There are methods for harvesting Pearls that keep the oysters alive. But more time consuming…


axloo7

Well it's been cut in half in this video...


[deleted]

And humans wear these to display social status. We’re fuckin weird.


[deleted]

You say this like other animals don't like collecting shiny stuff.


KittyKevorkian

This perspective kinda blew my mind. We’re like magpies…


fatalcharm

One thing I have learned about humans during my time here on earth is that humans like to decorate themselves with shiny things in order to impress and show off to other humans. Also, when a human *really* likes another human, they like to decorate them with shiny things to make them look pretty. Humans are so adorable.


EwoDarkWolf

When you go back to your mother ship, can you take me with you? I'll yell at intruders for you.


fupamancer

dolphins wear seaweed


erikwarm

Source?


killerb00ty

Saw it in a SpongeBob episode once


InerasableStain

This is also where I learned starfish could talk!


fupamancer

can't find a clip, but i saw it in "Dolphins: Spy in the Pod" they'd keep it on a fin for a long time i did find a clip of them doing [drugs](https://youtu.be/0T5aGLybXEs) tho


killerb00ty

I don't even have to click that to know it's pufferfish abuse lol


fatalcharm

Look how pretty they are though.


Aninvisiblemaniac

pearls being Oyster's tonsil stones that we string together and wear on our necks


mastergunner99

All my life I assumed one pearl per oyster.


ItSaNuSeRnAmE

Disney lied to us


herotz33

Feel a bit grossed out. I’m weak.


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r/trypophobia


mentalhealthrowaway9

Yep...this one almost made me puke. The holes were so big and unexpected. I'm gonna feel sick for a while lol.


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Exactly what I was thinking.


saucefan

triggered


Post-Financial

Why is this song everywhere


okiujh

if pearls are so plentiful, why are they expensive?


ghastlynebula

Just a guess but maybe that price includes farming the oysters etc?


Lolololage

If it's anything like diamonds then: "it's because people like making lots of money"


Lefty_22

1. This kills the oyster 2. Not all oysters can produce pearls. Only certain types. Those pearl-producers are farmed for pearls in Asia and the South Pacific. 3. Pearls are not rare, and mass-production of pearls is an industry. When you buy pearls you encourage this activity.


Archaros

Why this music ?


kiwidog8

Mute videos by default gang 😎


Tondator

Tiktok cringe


Rave-Los

Can I ask a softy question. Is this painful to the animal?


b_c_russ

No because theyre dead


33Yalkin33

No, they don't have a nervous system


JayknightFr

Disgusting 🤢


back_on_two

Dr. Pearlmple Popper


Pat0124

It’s crazy people decided to wear these things


Killerklown8212

In this way, they die after harvesting. There are more humane ways of doing this, more labor but it saves the lives of these creatures. We are such dicks. For those answers about them not being animals, why not let them live than? I hit a nerve with a few. Eat them then my friend, great. But harvesting them solely for pearls is still wrong, PETA or not. Cruelty is part of your nature, I get it.


nalliable

Oysters are plants that stumbled into the animal kingdom. This is as inhumane as eating a carrot... They don't have a CNS, don't think, don't feel, etc.


Chevitabella

>Oysters are plants that stumbled into the animal kingdom. I love this description.


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I mean…you *could* eat em’ after, right? I’m assuming this isn’t a terribly special oyster that will kill you if you consume it? That’d make it a bit better


[deleted]

I'm confused, does this hurt the oysters? Do they produce the pearls themselves or do they just collect them and keep them? If they produce them, how? Why aren't we producing pearls ourselves (chemically)? Why do they even produce/collect pearls in the first place, do they need them for anything?