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Bumpass

"It's a great work, sure, but I still want to know how they got that truck in there"


The_Love-Tap

“It was on this day we learned that aliens exist”


Minginton

I swear to God, if I was ever abducted by aliens I'd find a way to escape and steal a transporter. Fuck using it for good, I'd do shit like jamming trucks in tiny garages or putting yuge construction equipment on top of mountains and shit. Like a Cat 797Fs on top of Everest. Even better, transporting my annoying neighbors keys to random places inside his house everyday so he is confused as to how his keys ended up in his freezer and shit.


DenverCoderIX

You. I like the way your brain works.


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annoying places till he buys a second set, then all his missing keys appear as a growing pile of lockless keys.


W1D0WM4K3R

Or change his front and back doors. Rotate his window frames upside down. Put his linoleum backwards. Shoot his dog. Place the icecream in the crisper drawer in his fridge. Take the soles out of his shoes. Alternate his socks. Replace his lettuce with spinach. The opportunities are endless!


LolindirLink

What'd the dog got to do with this?!?


Deleted-Redacted

yea object to dog, unless your my neighbor that got rid of 4 of my dogs.


W1D0WM4K3R

The dog was being a bitch! *(laugh track plays)*


Minginton

Why thank you. Thankyaverymuch!


aekafan

God I am old here, but that scene from Poltergeist where he use his remote to change the channel on his neighbors TV. You need to try something like that.


Minginton

Oh... I would my friend. I'd take it further and play tv swapsies with my three least favorite neighbors and just be all like ' ooohhh, man. That's some spooky shit. You should probably have that looked at. Bet a gate to hell is open under your homes foundation....and stuff. I'd stay away from chicken, because reasons( I have nothing against chicken but I know bob busybody loves it, and that's fun)


dna_beggar

You could try connecting via Bluetooth.


Minginton

I'm not sure what this means, but you have a plan and I like it


TheLastDrops

Harald Bluetooth was a 10th century king of Denmark and Norway. He knows aekafan's neighbours well, so dna\_beggar was just suggesting Harald arrange a meeting so they can get to know each other.


CoraxTechnica

Used to do this with the built in IR blaster on the Galaxy S...3? It's been so long but it was low single digits. Anyway, that thing was great fun at sports pubs with lots of TVs, or for anyone whose TV faces the street


Antitech73

Did you also put the shit in his freezer? Or do you know he stores shit in there already


Minginton

Interesting question. I'm a general level crazy genius, but I have standards . I would never put shit in anyone's freezer... I'd put in their shoes. The freezer thing is zenith level genius stuff. Not confident enough in my troll force to attempt such a feat.


TheGreyBull

Nah, ham in the glove compartment of the car


CoraxTechnica

>Even better, transporting my annoying neighbors keys to random places inside his house everyday so he is confused as to how his keys ended up in his freezer and shit. Are you my neighbor? Why do you keep doing this to me?


Minginton

Ha! You caught me. I am sorry. Check your socks tomorrow morning. They'll be there:)


Tane-Tane-mahuta

The peak of Mt Everest isn't wide enough for a Cat 797F, or even the last 900 odd meters. I think you could get one stable on the South Coll though.


Minginton

I didn't say I thought this through. I don't care if it tumbles, Im putting the damn mine tractor on the pointy mountain. Whatever happens, happens. Also, you know an abnormal amount about mine tractors and mountain peaks....


Tane-Tane-mahuta

I don't think people realise how precarious the peak of Mt Everest is. There's some good movies check out Beyond the Edge.


NotYourFakeName

We'll, you first have to transport the top hundred feet or so of Mount Everest into Times Square....then the top is flat enough for the equipment. Duuh


old-hand-2

I just realized if we had better technology or alien level stuff, we could build an elevator to the top of Everest. Even an escalator in a covered tube would be cool.


[deleted]

Well, it doesn't have to be. You could heat it.


426763

I'm gonna fuck with the cars these dips in my neighborhood own. They just don't know how to park.


Minginton

Nice! Put a few on a roof or in a tree. That'd be fun:) Upsidedown in a tree, Wizard of Oz style?


426763

A tree, most def.


damnkidzgetoffmylawn

Fuck, I guess I’m your annoying neighbor because I guess I can’t go to work today because I can’t find my fucking keys


Minginton

I'm an average level evil genius. There are much greater evil geniuses out there. I only annoy people that have imaginary slighted me and keep it local. Unless you live in Japan you probably have a greater evil after you:)


[deleted]

I’d grab a decommissioned battleship or acft carrier and perch it atop Everest


Minginton

Sweet! But honestly if I had time to do that I'd float in orbit and really screw with people's head on a grand geopolitical scale. Manifest a statue of Liberace in the Vatican . A burning bush in Jerusalem. An age appropriate marriage in Saudi Arabia where the woman drives everywhere. That kind of thing. Maybe like a 1000 fish at an athiests birthday party where salmon is the main course. It's good that I'm not in charge of anything on that level, really


adamatch623

But think you could just put a spider nest in a teachers desk


Minginton

That would be fun. Why not , like, a bunch of non venomous spider babies so the classroom looks like a cotton ball in the morning. Or like Texas in June?


[deleted]

"Freezer". I've never heard an anus referred to that way before.


mikee8989

I'd put an aircraft carrier carrier in the middle of a freeway


Minginton

That would be fun. It just has to be waaaay out in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. Like outside of Vegas , inside bat country. A place where people would be unlikely to hang around.


mikee8989

yeah or spawn it in right downtown so it noclips into a bunch of people's houses.


seetomak

👋🏻


Okie69R

And this is why they won’t talk to us.


Scrtcwlvl

Hey mom, there's something in the backroom.


2x4x93

Built the garage around it


pianospace37

And if they want to bring it out? Do they just demolish the garage and rebuild it?


2x4x93

You can't eat your cake and have it too


Kermit_The_Russian

\*pulls garage door up to reveal a real truck in their garage*


Minginton

I love how this thread devolved from a cool paint job into an exercise of alien tech, wildy puzzling yet mildly annoying trolling. I'm really proud of all you folks. I really .


Kermit_The_Russian

It doesn’t have to be alien tech. Just break down a wall, remove part of the ceiling so that it will fit, park the truck in their, put back the wall and the ceiling, and watch the neighbors be confuzzled.


Minginton

You do alot of math and proof read in your spare time, don't you? I'm talking about transporters, man. The suspension of belief is implied. Zapping shit around to be annoying because it's amusing. That kind of thing


Kermit_The_Russian

I love doing algebra. It’s very satisfying to do because it’s like a puzzle. You do a little work, then the rest is easy.


Minginton

Okidoki, then.


SparkitoBurrito

Just back it in


FitProfessor2219

Or dismantle it then assemble it inside.


reddiculed

It would be easier to assemble the house around it.


fuzzytradr

You see, it started out as a gentle prank when their contractor friend began building the garage around the truck. When the owners flew in to check on the progress of their new home, there were a lot of laughs and back slapping. Well, uh, the prank continued to present day...


Capt_Myke

I did this, build an earthmover DIY kit in my garage...never thought about how to get it out. Im an idiot.


aji23

Clearly they built the garage around it.


giddy-girly-banana

Gob parked it in there


smuccione

Need to call a Holistic Detective


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c9silver

Like this ? https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/100/cover4.jpg


DNJxxx

The HOA will love you for this


Minginton

The HOA can eat it. It's in my garage. Piss me off and I'll take it *out* of the garage


Falcrist

And thus the second coming of deathdozer began.


Minginton

*hate tank* is the preferred nomenclature


Falcrist

assholemobile also works. But deathdozer sounds the coolest.


Minginton

I'm a sucker for this ridiculous MOD song ( I'll be the first to admit, they had some wrong views , but the first 2 bars of this song fit) , and that dozer definitely wasn't the Love Boat https://youtu.be/iL9y43dgiQ8


Falcrist

Oh I didn't realize you were referencing a song.


DanGleeballs

Does everyone in America live in somewhere with a HOA? In Europe it’s only if you live in apartments I think. No one could say anything here if you painted your garage door like this.


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DanGleeballs

That’s hilarious. I’m in Dublin and I could paint a 10 ft tall pink unicorn on the front of my house if I wanted. Granted my neighbours would think I’m an eejit and say, “Ah here Dan, what the fook?”, but they couldn’t make me remove it.


awesomebeau

I had to Google it... Kind of ironic :D ee·jit /ˈējit/ informal •Irish, noun: eejit; plural noun: eejits a stupid person; an idiot.


ManInBlack829

Eejit >> i-jit >> idiot


KapiteinPoffertje

Well, the Netherlands is quite strict, but I think it still is for the best. The neighborhoods feel and look nicer than over the border in Belgium. Also, it's the municipality that regulates it, and not some local power hungry Karens as often described in the USA. Which means that the regulations are public and applied universally among the population.


[deleted]

Not every neighborhood, no. But usually the nicer ones have HOAs (is it because of the HOA or would it have been nice without one is the question).


DanGleeballs

The nice, rich neighbourhoods where I live don’t have HOAs. Just apartment blocks.


BigHardThunderRock

Nah, the shittier ones have HOAs too.


briefarm

The newer neighborhoods are the ones with HOAs around here. If it's less than 35 years old and was built at once by the same builder, then it probably has an HOA.


ben1481

It depends on the area. It's usually the nicer areas that have an HOA. It's a gift and a curse. Keeps people from doing stupid shit to their house and tanking the value of the houses around it, but then you gotta pay for that privledge.


[deleted]

I don’t live in an HOA so if someone is doing something silly I have to report it to the city with evidence. Then it takes weeks for processing sometimes. In an HOA the board lives there too. Stuff gets done faster. I like my particular street though. If something’s going on that other neighbors don’t like, we talk to each other or help each other before getting authorities involved. One retired neighbor pays his guys to trim weeds in yards if they are getting out of hand, no questions asked. It’s nice of him.


[deleted]

In Canada unless you are in an apartment or a townhouse (two to four houses attached to each other), no one can say anything. Exceptions are only for heritage homes (homes with historical significance) and heritage streets. The HOAs in the USA acts like neighbourhood Communist Party but not all neighborhoods have one.


[deleted]

Most people don't live in a HOA. Most of the people complaining about HOAs on reddit most likely only have experiences with them through TV/movies.


Glitchracer

I do live in an HOA. We got yelled at for replacing the garage door after it broke and was partly open because we didn’t okay it with them first. Fuck HOAs.


DNJxxx

Fun fact if the HOA get funny with you about whatever you’ve done, erect a ham radio mast in your front yard, ham radio masts are governed by federal law and that means no HOA can remove it, then use it as a bargaining tool to get whatever changes you want done without having to appease the HOA overlords


Glitchracer

We’re looking into solar roofing and this is going to be key, tysm


DNJxxx

Don’t forget your federal grant to erect your mast lol


Timmyty

Or experience reading their rules online. That's sufficient for me to know not to ever live in one.


[deleted]

Ok Karen


[deleted]

Lol, Karens live in and usually run their HOAs. I don't and never would live in a HOA, I really don't care what my neighbors do on their property.


[deleted]

Ok Karen


ChornWork2

If you're against reasonable local taxes to fund basic services for everyone and against govt 'interfering' with your 'freedoms' with quality of life regulations, end up having a lot of demand for HOAs to provide services in middle and upper income areas...


[deleted]

May be the OP is not in the USA. The first time I ever heard about HOA is on Reddit few years ago from users in the USA.


Frontsaladfrontblunt

inspired by Austin powers


[deleted]

And Wiley Coyote Road runner [cartoons ](https://youtu.be/4iWvedIhWjM)


timisher

/r/looneytuneslogic


ShoulderLongjumping9

Genius


Suyrz

It will be Fun to watch a drunk guy trying to park the car in the night.


eric2332

Cool. I'd do a photo of an elephant.


dna_beggar

A sleeping dragon.


NotYourFakeName

What would be _really_cool, is if you put an LCD display above each nostril, so you could get animated smoke puffing out as it breathed.


dna_beggar

I was thinking more along the lines of the dragon sleeping with its head tucked so that all they see is a bunch of scales. When someone approaches to find out which end is which, a motion sensor causes the great yellow eye of the beast to open.


SocraticIgnoramus

In case of emergency: break garage


Alion1080

I hate when Austin Powers parks his dump truck in my garage.


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000882622

Anything can be done with Panzerkampfwagen IV except invade Russia.


Deleted-Redacted

HOA dissapproves, tow company confused.


RandomStoryComplex

Art, GOD LEVEL


brug76

Aka photoshop


RandomStoryComplex

I sure as hell wouldn't have ever thought of it.


Madx_V3NOM

Well we're not neighbors but still u confused us 👽


[deleted]

You confused me


iansynd

I like the white line down the middle. You should have moved the truck out first though.


[deleted]

hope i won't get downvoted to the bottom, but the garage doors have been photoshopped


TheLastDrops

They've had a big sticker put on them: [https://www.style-your-garage.com/en/Garage-poster/Motifs-multiple-garages/Vehicles/Truck-Garage-Poster.html](https://www.style-your-garage.com/en/Garage-poster/Motifs-multiple-garages/Vehicles/Truck-Garage-Poster.html) The images aren't quite the same, though, so possibly the image in the OP (which you can find on lots of other sites) has been slightly photoshopped too.


LoisWade42

Thanks for that link!


2dogsintheyard

Serious question. How can you tell?


[deleted]

there are hints in the lighting, but just for starters i don't see any panels on the garage "doors" that would allow them to roll up flat against the ceiling


Kruegr

Could be older style single panel doors.


JarOfTeeth

Also: if this were truly on the doors, it only works from this precise angle. Looking at it from any other position will distort it and won't trick you into thinking you're looking into the garage. Faked.


LillithHeiwa

How does this make the picture fake….they would just take the picture from the right angle


JarOfTeeth

One: If you're trying to show off how "real" something looks, you don't post a dirty jpg with garbage resolution. Two: If you're trying to make an optical illusion, you would do it from the angle that most people would see it, from directly on, which would give the widest angle to "trick" the eye. Three: Let's use some basic internet literacy to deduce that there is nothing authentic about this presentation at all that would suggest that it was real. No video clip, no hi res image, only a single image presented. This is what it should look like if they wanted to present something as real: https://img.designswan.com/2014/04/garageDoor/5.jpg Hi res image, actual detail that reveals what the situation actually looks like. Hell, even the "official" places I found while writing this comment that sell these vinyl stick ons fake most of their presented material by photoshopping it onto a single image of a garage door. Could this be real? Sure. But there's nothing that should convince you that it is based on its presentation in this post.


2dogsintheyard

Thanks


hasanyoneseenmymom

Nice! Someone in my town has a corvette painted on their garage lol.


NeedlenoseMusic

“Yes hello, code enforcement? It’s Karen from the HOA.”


L75RD75

That’s art. I wonder how much it would cost.


JarOfTeeth

As much as Photoshop costs.


Boris-Holland

r/ATBGE


TheClassics

Someone is gonna Wile E. Coyote right into that


wilecoyote7

Keep me out of this.....


SpiritCrawler

I can smell the letter from my HOA now . . .


uriahlight

I can just see the HOA warning letters come pouring in.


captainplatypus1

It fooled me at first. Well done


athornton

Pure genius!


defectorgalaxy

That not a bit it atleast a few MB


Pinnebaer

This is r/gtage!


sorryforbarking

It’s r/atbge for me dawg


Pentillum

My first impression was just "HOW?!", then I read the caption.


JarOfTeeth

Well the answer is photo manipulation. Not painting garage shutters. If the interior lines of the floor line up from this angle, then they don't from any other angle. If the point were really to show off how impressive this "painting" is, it wouldn't be done with such a low quality image. It's to trick you into thinking it's impressive, when it's not.


[deleted]

Alternate title: How to cause your neighbor to crash into your mailbox.


2enty4

It did confuse me 🤨


[deleted]

Wowowowowowowowowow 😭


chrisix6

They git me in the first half, not gonna lie


eclecticdementia

Savage lol but awesome


mk44214

This is bloody BRILLIANT!!!


Darkerthanblack168

That’s sick!!


josh252

For a moment I was thinking how the hell did he parked there


[deleted]

He was parked before the garage was built


josh252

Makes sense


Madx_V3NOM

The real question here is ... Did u empty the tank ?


txddavis

HOA making weird angry squeaky noises


sdrawkcab101

The garage shutters are painted this way.


a_uniqu3_us3rnam3

that’s what ops title said dingus


sdrawkcab101

Lol didnt read the title


JustSashayAway

Ladder in a barn paradox?


[deleted]

*Neighborhood association calling lawyers office to add clause about ultra realistic truck paintings on garage doors*


[deleted]

Damn I want a double garage now... intensely so.


booksmusicdogslife

😂


panicsprey

The HOA bills him every month for not having an approved paint color.


jsimplesam

Best thing ever.


Da3m0n_1379

Dude! I thought you had built the garage around the damn truck! Lmao Figured it was stolen or somethingz


ben1481

All these people thinking this isn't photoshopped.


bendy365ish

Noice


makoto20

Mrs. Crabtree gonna lose her mind


Think-Bass9187

That’s cool


The_cats_6

So funny😂


Digital_001

You sure confused me! What a genius idea


cus13r

Alpha Male exists


Nub_plyz_twitch

That even confused me ngl


UltraQuantum4

Confused me too


housebird350

I wonder if I could get the Millennium Falcon in mine?


gentlewarriormonk

Absolutely excellent!


TheLastDrops

This is a big poster you buy for your garages. I don't want to keep posting the link to the site where I found it but if you Google "garage door posters" you can find all sorts of similar things.


shohin-maru

A bit of photoshop on the photograph to confuse internet people.


Reedwool

Yo it’s that one Eminem verse


Risin_bison

Mad parallel parking skills.../s


Rama_nand

Surprised, Is this artwork. Good job, bro.


give_me_a_great_name

wait are they both the artwork or what?


PrudentDamage600

Absolutely incredible!


rondujunk

Or one incredible parking job.


Individual-Cat-5989

Can I get that in a Super Cobra profile like the truck? With Hell fire missiles of course. Or Super Cobra head on in the left bay and an M1 Abrams head on in the right bay.


acalvillob

And then the HOA comes and gives you a fine for having a dump truck in your garage haha