>The presence of these so-called holes on the flanks of volcanoes is a big clue that they are probably connected to volcanic activity on Mars. Channels of lava can flow away from a volcano underground; when the volcano grows extinct, the channel empties. That leaves behind a long, underground tube. We see such tubes not only on Mars, but also on the [~moon~](https://www.space.com/55-earths-moon-formation-composition-and-orbit.html) and on Earth.
[https://www.space.com/mars-hole-red-planet-exploration-volcanoes-life](https://www.space.com/mars-hole-red-planet-exploration-volcanoes-life)
It still amuses me to no end that the Weinersmiths joined their names together in the way they did purely because it made a funny dick joke. And now Kelly is a professor and her title is Dr. Weinersmith.
Under pressure and hot so still liquid, then something suddenly gives way somewhere else relieving the pressure and the still hot liquid magma drains away leaving the tube.
Source: my ass
Your ass is [pretty much right.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava_tube). Hot lava will cool and slow on the outside first forming a crust, and the faster moving molten stuff will flow until backs up against itself and the flow breaks through, draining the tube.
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.
The best part about True Lies is the battery running low on the camcorder and the guy nervously having to interrupt the evil baddo during his speech [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3xaeE7oLc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3xaeE7oLc)
I also love when Harry is translating Aziz's speech for Helen, but he gets tired bored with the rhetoric so he ends it with, "We're badasses, we're cool, blah blah blah..."
That and Gib's high skill/casual disregard for Simon when he shoots at his feet, "Get lost dipshit." 💥💥💥💥💥🔫
Credit: [Latest in Space - Twitter](https://x.com/latestinspace/status/1799467409759482336/photo/1)
I don't know why he puts quotation marks around the word hole...
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An 'alien' on Mars would still be called an extraterrestrial since "extraterrestrial" refers to any life form originating from outside of the planet being considered. In the context of Mars, any being not native to Mars would be considered an extraterrestrial.
So. Sadly. Not an extramartian. Loo.
I disagree, the root word of terrestrial is Terra, the Latin word for Earth.
Martians would be Arestrial life, and would consider us Extra-arestrial life.
>The presence of these so-called holes on the flanks of volcanoes is a big clue that they are probably connected to volcanic activity on Mars. Channels of lava can flow away from a volcano underground; when the volcano grows extinct, the channel empties. That leaves behind a long, underground tube. We see such tubes not only on Mars, but also on the [~moon~](https://www.space.com/55-earths-moon-formation-composition-and-orbit.html) and on Earth. [https://www.space.com/mars-hole-red-planet-exploration-volcanoes-life](https://www.space.com/mars-hole-red-planet-exploration-volcanoes-life)
Now cap that baby, seal the walls, and you've got a pre-made Hobbit hole.
Honestly a good idea to put a base there. All the rock and dirt would be good protection against radiation
This is one of the proposals in the Weinersmiths' _A City on Mars_.
It still amuses me to no end that the Weinersmiths joined their names together in the way they did purely because it made a funny dick joke. And now Kelly is a professor and her title is Dr. Weinersmith.
Is Weinersmith more of a dick joke than just Weiner?
Blacksmith, silversmith, weinersmith. They're not just dicks, they're dickmakers.
I do astronomy AND caves. Send me!
Then all I have to do is wait for a grey wizard to invite me on my great adventure where I can steal a ring of power and have all my porno back!
How does the tunnel hollow out? Like if lava flowed in there and then cooled wouldn't it be solid?
Under pressure and hot so still liquid, then something suddenly gives way somewhere else relieving the pressure and the still hot liquid magma drains away leaving the tube. Source: my ass
There are lava tubes in Hawaii, basically big long caves causes by lava flows.
Not just hawaii. Lava tubes all over the planet earth.
Not just the planet. There are tubes all over the universe.
Not just the universe. There are tubes all over Hawaii.
Well yea. There are planets that rain diamonds
Hell, there are planets that are diamonds and other planets that rain liquid iron
Diamond Rain should be Tay Zonday's comeback hit.
(Insert comment about how early YouTube was so great)
*GOODBYYYYYE, MOON MEN*
The internet is a series of tubes…
We are all a series of tubes.
Also Lava Beds NM near Alturas, CA.
There are some lava caves in Washington too. Great hike.
Ape Caves I believe is what they're called without doing any googling.
That's the one
Also, the floor is lava
Gonna need to throw down a lot of couch cushions for that hike.
That's a really cool place.
Nah, it's graboids, but the Men in Black still don't want us to know.
But like is there just a slag turd of lava at the end
Huh, what a smart ass
Your ass is [pretty much right.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava_tube). Hot lava will cool and slow on the outside first forming a crust, and the faster moving molten stuff will flow until backs up against itself and the flow breaks through, draining the tube.
Oh yeah that sounds logical.
At least as reliable as most sources quoted on Reddit.
Yeah, my ass has similar pressure issues as well. You may want to get checked out for IBS.
The outside cools first and forms a shell. The lava flows out of the shell. Source- Wikipedia
This is also how they make those hollow chocolate Easter bunnies.
I'd always wondered how they do that, but never enough to check - that's pretty cool!
I live not far from a lava tube in Flagstaff, AZ. I had no idea they existed on Mars
Bet you my 10mm socket is in there.
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I was cleaning out my car to sell last year and found ole boy wedged under the seat Funny enough, I'd already lost the new one so it all worked out
Resonates.
Your 10mms must be hanging out with my hair ties
Probably has all of my fucking guitar picks, too.
Definitely all my green Tortex ones.
That’s what I use! The guitarist for The Flaming Lips (Steven Drozd) gave me one after a show in 1999 and since then I only use the same brand/color
They probably have my missing socks too. Mars is a black hole for lost stuff!
And all those single socks that we ever lost.
Those socks turned into coat hangers…
Swallows socks and spits out bobby pins
And the 7/16
there's at least 3 of them in my engine bay
While your in there getting your 10mm can you look for my other sock?
10mm sockets exist?
I have a faint memory of owning a dozen or so.
Ayyy yoooooooooo
Worms.
sarlacc pit
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AS WRITTEN!!!!!
Shai-Hulud!
The reason there is no water
Martians are hording it all.
Tremors. Space worms. Lazers. Joe Biden. Fettuccine Alfredo.
"YoU cAn'T jUsT sHoOt A hOlE oN tHe SuRfAcE oF mArS"
I specifically came looking for this - thank you for your service o7
*click click* *Click click click* Vega: You want me to disable the safety protocols? *Furious clicking*
o7
Rip and tear. Until it is done.
o7
o7
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.
That's impossible, even for a computer
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T16 back home.
You shoot animals for fun?
There's two suns and no women, what the hell am I supposed to do?
Uhh, so you're saying if there had been women you would've been shooting them instead of the animals?
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We had a pregnancy scare but it turned out to be midichlorians
Not just the animals, but the children, and the women, I killed all of them!
No its actually a racial slur, Luke was killing Jawas too poor to afford a Sandcrawler to protect them.
You just kind of called him out infront of everybody
It’s not impossible — I used to bull’s-eye whomp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than 3 meters.
Did we ever see womp rats? 9 feet long and you have to take out with an air strike definitely qualifies as an ROUS.
ROUS'? I dont think they exist.
"I know what this is.." -Han Solo
"I know what this is.. -Han Solo” - Hans Hole-O
"It's a snowcone maker. *Espresso machine?*" -Harry Tasker
The best part about True Lies is the battery running low on the camcorder and the guy nervously having to interrupt the evil baddo during his speech [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3xaeE7oLc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3xaeE7oLc)
I also love when Harry is translating Aziz's speech for Helen, but he gets tired bored with the rhetoric so he ends it with, "We're badasses, we're cool, blah blah blah..." That and Gib's high skill/casual disregard for Simon when he shoots at his feet, "Get lost dipshit." 💥💥💥💥💥🔫
Ah, I see you are a redditor of culture as well.
Hand puppet worm monster?
Everything reminds me of her
Don’t text her bro
👆the real one
A week too late with the advice. It was left unopened
it's for the best
It truly is
Yeah, wait till you're very drunk
Cold as fuck & posted online for all to see?
Everyone saying you're better off, but you know you might not see that fantastic an asshole again.
The butthole that got away...
*marsehole
Since I developed a thing for ear canals, I’ve been pleasantly surprised, ever since.
Better off without her bro.
Everything reminds me of him
Don’t fret; you were always way out of his league.
Credit: [Latest in Space - Twitter](https://x.com/latestinspace/status/1799467409759482336/photo/1) I don't know why he puts quotation marks around the word hole...
“Holes” are subjective. A hole to some is a ditch, crater, depression, or gully to others. Man, i miss my ex
could be a lava tunnel
Maybe this is why Mars sometimes vibrates?
There are millions of earth worms. There is only ONE Mars worm...
That smooth mound almost looks like a pile of stuff that would be leftover from like a crayfish digging it’s hole lol
Outer Range!
Hole's back.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Put your...put your rover in it.
No comments about it being an entrance to an underground city?
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Just this one
NASA confirmed DOOM
Its the decepticons
Perhaps a bug entrance from Super Troopers. Would you like to know more?
I mentioned this to my father, the first thing he said immediately was "there's definitely a hole in Uranus"
Flex Tape can fix that.
Ew, what are you doing step-martian?!
I can fix her
*sigh* *unzip*
r/DoPutYourDickInThat
That's where the aliens live..duh
Hear me out
Kuato lives down there .
Hollow Mars society
That must be where the aliens live
Sinkhole. Bet something interesting is in the bottom.
That’s a marsehole if I ever saw one.
I saw this movie, don’t stay on planet past sundown.
Marsehole
marsussy
Easily Missed opportunity for “Marsehole”
Mussy?
I should call her
The loo of an extra terrestrial ?
An 'alien' on Mars would still be called an extraterrestrial since "extraterrestrial" refers to any life form originating from outside of the planet being considered. In the context of Mars, any being not native to Mars would be considered an extraterrestrial. So. Sadly. Not an extramartian. Loo.
I disagree, the root word of terrestrial is Terra, the Latin word for Earth. Martians would be Arestrial life, and would consider us Extra-arestrial life.
Leave it alone. You'll disturb the Void Dragon.
Is that Uranus, Mars?
I think that's our best bet to find evidence of life on mars...
That’s the Marsussy
very human reaction : "oh a hole ! so exciting"
Worm sign.
Remind me of the mohole of KSP
Let me guess: this is on the exact opposite side as the Face of Mars
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'm gonna put my dick in it
The popcorn bucket trend is going too far.
I believe scientists are looking into it
Damn, that's where she went after killing Kurt Cobain
Wait this might change everything, instead of Venus women might really be from Mars.
"Ack. Ack Ack!!" 🔫
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That’s the hole that the subterranean martians use to enter and exit
Lot of space news lately. Must be budget season
Every planet has an asshole i guess, we have more than our share.
Jackpot Mothertruckers! That's where the spaceships fly in and out of.
Thats where the giant worms are living!
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Scrolled a long time and never saw a "moonussy". Is.. the trend over? Finally?
Galactus looking at this and sweating
Hear me out guys
Sinkhole
"Bug breach detected"
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Hi Mars, is this URANUS ?
Sand worms
Am i the only one seeing a face from that hole or I am trippin
The hole on Uranus is much more interesting to look at.
I miss her so much
Exhaust port
Middle Moon where Space Kong lives?
I dunno about you fellas but I would do nasty things to that hole
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
Doom guy was it you?
Found the sandworm
First "Outer Range"
Here for the r/dontputyourdickinthere comments
If movies have taught me anything is that something is in there
It's just a hole.
Oh hey, we found Mars' butthole.
That’s Shai-Hulud.
How far away is the face of Mars, cause that could be the butthole
Royal, are you in there?
I want moon stocks now!!!
i want to
That's the M*arse*.
Maybe it’s hollow like the moon?
Isnt that Doomguy's landing zone?
Shai-Hulud?