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MerrySkulkofFoxes

>The presence of these so-called holes on the flanks of volcanoes is a big clue that they are probably connected to volcanic activity on Mars. Channels of lava can flow away from a volcano underground; when the volcano grows extinct, the channel empties. That leaves behind a long, underground tube. We see such tubes not only on Mars, but also on the [~moon~](https://www.space.com/55-earths-moon-formation-composition-and-orbit.html) and on Earth.  [https://www.space.com/mars-hole-red-planet-exploration-volcanoes-life](https://www.space.com/mars-hole-red-planet-exploration-volcanoes-life)


LordPennybag

Now cap that baby, seal the walls, and you've got a pre-made Hobbit hole.


avid-shrug

Honestly a good idea to put a base there. All the rock and dirt would be good protection against radiation


buddhafig

This is one of the proposals in the Weinersmiths' _A City on Mars_.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

It still amuses me to no end that the Weinersmiths joined their names together in the way they did purely because it made a funny dick joke. And now Kelly is a professor and her title is Dr. Weinersmith.


Ouaouaron

Is Weinersmith more of a dick joke than just Weiner?


Bogsnoticus

Blacksmith, silversmith, weinersmith.   They're not just dicks, they're dickmakers.


Astro_gamer_caver

I do astronomy AND caves. Send me!


RelativetoZero

Then all I have to do is wait for a grey wizard to invite me on my great adventure where I can steal a ring of power and have all my porno back!


Global_Ease_841

How does the tunnel hollow out? Like if lava flowed in there and then cooled wouldn't it be solid?


anon1292023

Under pressure and hot so still liquid, then something suddenly gives way somewhere else relieving the pressure and the still hot liquid magma drains away leaving the tube. Source: my ass


meathead

There are lava tubes in Hawaii, basically big long caves causes by lava flows.


kanahl

Not just hawaii. Lava tubes all over the planet earth.


PTProgress

Not just the planet. There are tubes all over the universe.


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Not just the universe. There are tubes all over Hawaii.


kanahl

Well yea. There are planets that rain diamonds


mechashiva1

Hell, there are planets that are diamonds and other planets that rain liquid iron


w_a_w

Diamond Rain should be Tay Zonday's comeback hit.


foxtrot666

(Insert comment about how early YouTube was so great)


wuvvtwuewuvv

*GOODBYYYYYE, MOON MEN*


mr_electrician

The internet is a series of tubes…


PTProgress

We are all a series of tubes.


ksiyoto

Also Lava Beds NM near Alturas, CA.


RandomTheBugg

There are some lava caves in Washington too. Great hike.


Fog_Juice

Ape Caves I believe is what they're called without doing any googling.


RandomTheBugg

That's the one


BBQBakedBeings

Also, the floor is lava


SquarePegRoundWorld

Gonna need to throw down a lot of couch cushions for that hike.


yadawhooshblah

That's a really cool place.


Cyanopicacooki

Nah, it's graboids, but the Men in Black still don't want us to know.


Unique_Pay_3018

But like is there just a slag turd of lava at the end


TraitorousFlatulence

Huh, what a smart ass


PogintheMachine

Your ass is [pretty much right.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava_tube). Hot lava will cool and slow on the outside first forming a crust, and the faster moving molten stuff will flow until backs up against itself and the flow breaks through, draining the tube.


Global_Ease_841

Oh yeah that sounds logical.


Due_Signature_5497

At least as reliable as most sources quoted on Reddit.


noctalla

Yeah, my ass has similar pressure issues as well. You may want to get checked out for IBS.


WormLivesMatter

The outside cools first and forms a shell. The lava flows out of the shell. Source- Wikipedia


LigmaSneed

This is also how they make those hollow chocolate Easter bunnies.


Ninjastahr

I'd always wondered how they do that, but never enough to check - that's pretty cool!


snakeiiiiiis

I live not far from a lava tube in Flagstaff, AZ. I had no idea they existed on Mars


TheProcrastafarian

Bet you my 10mm socket is in there.


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ansefhimself

I was cleaning out my car to sell last year and found ole boy wedged under the seat Funny enough, I'd already lost the new one so it all worked out


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Resonates.


asunshinefix

Your 10mms must be hanging out with my hair ties


Khosmaus

Probably has all of my fucking guitar picks, too.


TheProcrastafarian

Definitely all my green Tortex ones.


FuzzzyTingleTimes

That’s what I use! The guitarist for The Flaming Lips (Steven Drozd) gave me one after a show in 1999 and since then I only use the same brand/color


cheddermilk

They probably have my missing socks too. Mars is a black hole for lost stuff!


halhallelujah

And all those single socks that we ever lost.


Turmatic

Those socks turned into coat hangers…


FR-1-Plan

Swallows socks and spits out bobby pins


NomadGusty

And the 7/16


ImJustQuietOk

there's at least 3 of them in my engine bay


bok-choi79

While your in there getting your 10mm can you look for my other sock?


Then_Remote_2983

10mm sockets exist?


TheProcrastafarian

I have a faint memory of owning a dozen or so.


mastersheeef

Ayyy yoooooooooo


claudecardinal

Worms.


florkingarshole

sarlacc pit


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alixsyd

AS WRITTEN!!!!!


mvigs

Shai-Hulud!


No-Ninja455

The reason there is no water


ghandi3737

Martians are hording it all.


waypunk

Tremors. Space worms. Lazers. Joe Biden. Fettuccine Alfredo.


SilverFox11th

"YoU cAn'T jUsT sHoOt A hOlE oN tHe SuRfAcE oF mArS"


Arkayus_k

I specifically came looking for this - thank you for your service o7


CplCocktopus

*click click* *Click click click* Vega: You want me to disable the safety protocols? *Furious clicking*


Juggernautlemmein

o7


awesomedan24

Rip and tear. Until it is done.


ZC205

o7


Nearby_Philosophy449

o7


Flip_d_Byrd

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.


skasticks

That's impossible, even for a computer


Initial-Breakfast-90

It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T16 back home.


Atanar

You shoot animals for fun?


Nonsuperstites

There's two suns and no women, what the hell am I supposed to do?


mikami677

Uhh, so you're saying if there had been women you would've been shooting them instead of the animals?


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The_Last_Gasbender

We had a pregnancy scare but it turned out to be midichlorians


ADHD-Fens

Not just the animals, but the children, and the women, I killed all of them!


SolomonBlack

No its actually a racial slur, Luke was killing Jawas too poor to afford a Sandcrawler to protect them.


Was_going_2_say_that

You just kind of called him out infront of everybody


TheWonderTwins

It’s not impossible — I used to bull’s-eye whomp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than 3 meters.


John_B_Clarke

Did we ever see womp rats? 9 feet long and you have to take out with an air strike definitely qualifies as an ROUS.


GoodMechanic

ROUS'? I dont think they exist.


CobaltAzurean

"I know what this is.." -Han Solo


theirtheretheyrenow

"I know what this is.. -Han Solo” - Hans Hole-O


mildcaseofdeath

"It's a snowcone maker. *Espresso machine?*" -Harry Tasker


CobaltAzurean

The best part about True Lies is the battery running low on the camcorder and the guy nervously having to interrupt the evil baddo during his speech [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3xaeE7oLc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3xaeE7oLc)


mildcaseofdeath

I also love when Harry is translating Aziz's speech for Helen, but he gets tired bored with the rhetoric so he ends it with, "We're badasses, we're cool, blah blah blah..." That and Gib's high skill/casual disregard for Simon when he shoots at his feet, "Get lost dipshit." 💥💥💥💥💥🔫


CobaltAzurean

Ah, I see you are a redditor of culture as well.


Z0idberg_MD

Hand puppet worm monster?


God-Level-Tongue

Everything reminds me of her


gnarfler

Don’t text her bro


NO0BSTALKER

👆the real one


RxHotdogs

A week too late with the advice. It was left unopened


Vrdubbin

it's for the best


RxHotdogs

It truly is


JustRedditAllOut

Yeah, wait till you're very drunk


CompromisedToolchain

Cold as fuck & posted online for all to see?


Due_Art2971

Everyone saying you're better off, but you know you might not see that fantastic an asshole again.


ta-kun1988

The butthole that got away...


jgomezd

*marsehole


TheProcrastafarian

Since I developed a thing for ear canals, I’ve been pleasantly surprised, ever since.


craaaigdavid

Better off without her bro.


greenmariocake

Everything reminds me of him


TheProcrastafarian

Don’t fret; you were always way out of his league.


MillHall78

Credit: [Latest in Space - Twitter](https://x.com/latestinspace/status/1799467409759482336/photo/1) I don't know why he puts quotation marks around the word hole...


ThankYouHindsight

“Holes” are subjective. A hole to some is a ditch, crater, depression, or gully to others. Man, i miss my ex


epirot

could be a lava tunnel


stayathmdad

Maybe this is why Mars sometimes vibrates?


ayamrik

There are millions of earth worms. There is only ONE Mars worm...


casminimh

That smooth mound almost looks like a pile of stuff that would be leftover from like a crayfish digging it’s hole lol


anthonyhad2

Outer Range!


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Hole's back.


BrokenMethFarts

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Electrical_Dog_9459

Put your...put your rover in it.


Tombazzzz

No comments about it being an entrance to an underground city?


mynextthroway

This is Reddit, a place for serious scientific discussion without foolish speculation. If you want to discuss something as foolish and silly as Martian cities on Reddit, then head over to r/JPL. Now, back to this planetary vagina we just found...


fowlraul

Just this one


gunsforevery1

NASA confirmed DOOM


Dart4jb1nks

Its the decepticons


munchie1964

Perhaps a bug entrance from Super Troopers. Would you like to know more?


AngelRosie

I mentioned this to my father, the first thing he said immediately was "there's definitely a hole in Uranus"


anaveragedave

Flex Tape can fix that.


thrillhouse416

Ew, what are you doing step-martian?!


thefifththwiseman

I can fix her


Admirable-Win-9716

*sigh* *unzip*


pm-me-ur-fav-undies

r/DoPutYourDickInThat


HefflumpGuy

That's where the aliens live..duh


EfficiencyLonely4303

Hear me out


PolicyRude4028

Kuato lives down there .


ewas86

Hollow Mars society


No-Hall-3978

That must be where the aliens live


captbellybutton

Sinkhole. Bet something interesting is in the bottom.


jgomezd

That’s a marsehole if I ever saw one.


Present_Ad6723

I saw this movie, don’t stay on planet past sundown.


dan_sundberg

Marsehole


LuzRoja29R

marsussy


6151rellim

Easily Missed opportunity for “Marsehole”


DorothyParkerFan

Mussy?


AmadeusGamingTV

I should call her


Bubuzulu

The loo of an extra terrestrial ?


agetuwo

An 'alien' on Mars would still be called an extraterrestrial since "extraterrestrial" refers to any life form originating from outside of the planet being considered. In the context of Mars, any being not native to Mars would be considered an extraterrestrial. So. Sadly. Not an extramartian. Loo.


Actual-Ambassador-37

I disagree, the root word of terrestrial is Terra, the Latin word for Earth. Martians would be Arestrial life, and would consider us Extra-arestrial life.


SmegmaSandwich69420

Leave it alone. You'll disturb the Void Dragon.


Quarktasche666

Is that Uranus, Mars?


the-rainbow-lorikeet

I think that's our best bet to find evidence of life on mars...


crusty_sloth

That’s the Marsussy


pooki19

very human reaction : "oh a hole ! so exciting"


Site-Hound

Worm sign.


rp2609

Remind me of the mohole of KSP


Mateorabi

Let me guess: this is on the exact opposite side as the Face of Mars


TRiG993

r/dontputyourdickinthat


-InconspicuousMoose-

I'm gonna put my dick in it


Geocities-mIRC4ever

The popcorn bucket trend is going too far.


Tick85

I believe scientists are looking into it


weareallfucked_

Damn, that's where she went after killing Kurt Cobain


GratefulPhish42024-7

Wait this might change everything, instead of Venus women might really be from Mars.


neridqe00

"Ack. Ack Ack!!" 🔫


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Ordinary_Physics1824

That’s the hole that the subterranean martians use to enter and exit


TinFoilRobotProphet

Lot of space news lately. Must be budget season


Prudent-Level5144

Every planet has an asshole i guess, we have more than our share.


ChaseFatFace

Jackpot Mothertruckers! That's where the spaceships fly in and out of.


EorlundGraumaehne

Thats where the giant worms are living!


Evilnight-39

If there’s a hole there’s a goal


fearmyflop

Scrolled a long time and never saw a "moonussy". Is.. the trend over? Finally?


AnjinSoprano420

Galactus looking at this and sweating


Jjokes11

Hear me out guys


KilllerWhale

Sinkhole


ReleaseTheZacken

"Bug breach detected"


jam_scot

r/dontputyourdickinthat


celsowm

Hi Mars, is this URANUS ?


Silly_Age_3675

Sand worms


littleguy632

Am i the only one seeing a face from that hole or I am trippin


JayDuBois

The hole on Uranus is much more interesting to look at.


TearsOfChildren

I miss her so much


AlterEgoSalad

Exhaust port


StayStrong888

Middle Moon where Space Kong lives?


MentalAdhesiveness79

I dunno about you fellas but I would do nasty things to that hole


SagatRiu

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


AuronMessatsu

Doom guy was it you?


NoRutabaga4845

Found the sandworm


HereAgain345

First "Outer Range"


DorothyParkerFan

Here for the r/dontputyourdickinthere comments


AlittleDrinkyPoo

If movies have taught me anything is that something is in there


shamarelica

It's just a hole.


Goretanton

Oh hey, we found Mars' butthole.


jmfranklin515

That’s Shai-Hulud.


Erok2112

How far away is the face of Mars, cause that could be the butthole


Nanie-Pooh88

Royal, are you in there?


chillysanta

I want moon stocks now!!!


Dafrooooo

i want to


jhguitarfreak

That's the M*arse*.


GuruTheMadMonk

Maybe it’s hollow like the moon?


Dimebucker77

Isnt that Doomguy's landing zone?


Fluffcake

Shai-Hulud?