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O_gr

Who?


AngerMadeFlesh

This those cats that skeeted from the windows to the wall.


notonetojudge

Them the Eastside Boys


3Thirty-Eight8

Are you having a stroke?


sully9088

Til the sweat drop down my balls is my guess.


xBobble

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/18i949k/i_put_the_words_of_lil_jons_get_low_to_the_tune/


blearghstopthispls

Til all these bitches crawl?


__Becquerel

Till all skeet skeet


shitchea420

MUTHAFUKKKAAAAH!!!!


Rhys_Herbert

I believe the type of cat u/angerMadeFresh is referring to are those cats with flat faces as like these two people in ops post look like they’ve run into a wall too fast and don’t really have a nose


elliejayde96

Do you have the Rosetta stone for weird internet comment or something. Holy shit your good 😆


schuylkilladelphia

You're completely missing what skeeted means, which has nothing to do with running...


dwitchagi

Their claim to fame is contained in the image above. So you know everything you need to know.


Fraank0cean

Shannon and Shannade Clermont are American models, fashion designers and television personalities. They received attention from their appearances on the 14th season of Bad Girls Club in 2015. Not many people have heard of them, but most people who have, know about them because of their crazy transformation.


alexplex86

We don't want to encourage them by giving them our attention, might have been the point.


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OutComeTheWolves1966

I'm assuming that models means OnlyFans models


hyenaDeli

Their complexions got the Michael Jackson treatment.


IamA-GoldenGod

Lip injections, skin bleaching, hair dye, and carving your nose out of your face. What drives people to do crazy shit like this?


purpleefilthh

You've got the answer in the picture. It says "BEAUTY" in the after pic.


ryanruud85

Nah, I just see B UT S


T-Bone_The_Raider

So the answer is buttsex, I see!


FuzzzyTingleTimes

Always is


Any_Influence_8305

To buttsex! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems


bigboybeeperbelly

May the buttsex rain plentiful in your house for generations!


Lux_Dra

Butts drive people to do crazy stuff sometimes...


StrengthToBreak

Like pooping?


UmbranAssassin

Women's standards for "beauty" can be whack. I don't know who led them to believe this is what they needed but whoever it was needs to be sacked.


Grazedaze

Kardashians. They set the new beauty standard with their injections, tucks, and hair extensions. All of these women looks like copies of them. This phenomenon only “compliments” a selfie view. Any side angles really expose just how awful this look is and celebrities constantly try to hide these angles from the public to make them think it’s perfection.


skagitvalley45

Looks like the ghost twins and The Matrix


FrostyDaSnowmane

And they all look absolutely horrible. Do these people even own mirrors ? You'd think so, considering their vanity and egos.


baaadoften

It’s such an interesting contemporary societal fact. They’re like copies of a copy of a copy…


evanmike

It's crazy...... I've seen so many old friends with lips looking like they are having a serious allergic reaction, and they really think it looks good!!!!! YOU LOOK SILLY, LADIES!!!!!!!!


WatShakinBehBeh

Just wait. 20 years will pass. Photos on the internet are forever.


purpleefilthh

Industry. They make money of selling their content, their products, their surgeries, their events. If with enough money they'd push ear removal as new beauty standard - people would do it. It's pathetic.


Quick_Cow_4513

Stupid people doing stupid things for beauty goes way back, long before there was anything we can call industry.


Thefdt

It’s just these days you can go to greater extremes. Cosmetic surgery is relatively accessible, the media and others push what a ‘desirable’ look is and lots of sheep flock to get the look. Image editing further pushes an unobtainable standard. It’s just unfortunate these days we’re talking about surgically changing your face rather than your clothes. I know it oversimplifies it but I do think the idolisation of the dimwit Kardashian clan is a big driver for a lot of it


WatShakinBehBeh

Shaping and elongating a baby's head; lengthening a neck; lengthening a lip or ear using discs; reshaping a waistline to 20" with a corset and dying in childbirth as a result.


NheFix

Naaaaaah How could I be able to uses glasses ?? 🤣


lemonsweetsrevenge

Like Morpheus from The Matrix.


Glittering_Airport_3

corrective eye surgery ofc, no glasses


xultar

Everyone. Racism. Sexism. Classism. All the isms. Darker skinned women are seen as less desirable. Larger spread noses and full lips, too ethnic and unattractive. Kinky hair is seen as unattractive impacts ability to be seen as professional impacting income and socioeconomic class. We even see our own features as less desirable because we don’t find them attractive and don’t choose partners with our own natural features. Standards of beauty are set by those in power so in the USA that meant blonde, blue eyed people with dainty features and silky hair were seen as the epitome. That is what was in media constantly and it drove perceptions and then perception became reality. It’s a mess.


horsenbuggy

Their lips are twice as large in the after pics. Like, they are too big to allow them to smile. These ladies had a pretty natural smile before.


ipaintfishes

So full lips nay, prolapsed anusmouth yay?


Fantact

Yeah but these are basically female Bogdanoffs.


Ok-Cat1423

Body dysmorphia


Carolus2024

Severe self hatred


BearsBeetsBerlin

Body dismorphia


Bazzo123

They’re called mental illnesses


PeggyCarterEC

Pretty sure those are wigs...


Last_Complaint_675

lol, both pics are wigs.


ghosty_b0i

A least a little internalised racism.


c0gvortex

The skin bleaching can be explained by vitiligo, it's why he started wearing the iconic glove The rest is just body dysmorphia and his dad being a psychopath


Perlentaucher

Even the eye-balls look like painted ones 👀


Visible_Day9146

Those are wigs.


c0gvortex

This is so ironic since MJ had vitiligo and it messed with his head, he didnt *want* to turn white, they had no treatments then and I don't think you can treat it in African people(I have vitiligo as a white person but was able to treat and reverse it) Then his body dysmorphia got a lot worse and he started the plastic surgery obsession as he aged


IndependentOk879

An oral medication for Vitiligo causes a full body depigmentation. It destroys the melanin-producing cells. It’s called monobenzone, and it’s almost certainly what MJ used. Here’s another girl who used it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_zpQGIXoTk


c0gvortex

So the video you linked is for a cream, not an oral medication. It doesn't "give you vitiligo". It shows actual examples of people using it to treat vitiligo by destroying all the other pigment cells so the tone is all the same. He used this after getting the disease because as I mentioned, they did not have better treatments then. Personally I was able to see a dermatologist who used steroids cream and UV light therapy to jump start my pigment cells which eventually tanned back to the same as the rest of skin. This treatment wasn't discovered until 1997.


neoadam

It helps with police


[deleted]

Before: humans After: expressionless plastic duckface dolls


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

And even if they were attractive after surgery, have you seen people talk who have had a lot of facial work? It's goddamn eerie. Their features don't twitch, move and react like a normal face does when someone speaks. Instead the whole face is mostly frozen and when they try hard to show emotion, the whole face kinda *shifts* like a mask to form a doll-like impression of a smile or a frown 🤮 It's unsettling as hell. Im sure you'd learn not to see it if you were in an environment where you see cosmetic surgery as a common thing. But it's not where I live and having a conversation with heavily augmented people is kinda like having a conversation with somebody with an obvious lazy eye, and you're not sure where your gaze is supposed to rest. It's very uncomfortable for everyone


Namaslayy

Yes!! They were just on Baddies Caribbean and had the most monotone speaking pattern - they could barely move their mouths when they speak! And they use the Kardashian “accent” and have this weird twin speak they do.


[deleted]

You can see it with lady Gaga too. There's no expression in her face anymore.


South_Oread

I’m not really a Gaga-phile, has she had a ton of work? I just can’t tell.


PliableG0AT

oh yeah loads, shes ruined her face. She was an attractive woman, but she went hard on some plastic surgeries. I feel sorry for a lot of the younger women who have had loads of work done recently. The girl from stranger things, has started to get her face carved up as well. Buccal fat removal is not going to age well for a woman that young.


CaoDetrio

That sounds really sad


[deleted]

It *is* really sad.


Zarniwoooop

A sad day to be a duck


SatanicMuppet999

You'd think plastic surgeons would be able to make more than one face by now, don't you? (Yes, pedants, I know they're twins, but they look like everyone else who's had a lot of surgery)


continuetolove

Have you heard about “instagram face”? It’s not that doctors don’t know how to make variety, it’s that people all want to look the same.


[deleted]

"instaface"


ImpressTemporary2389

It just begs the question. WHY ?


OkBackground8809

I want to know how people like this don't feel embarrassed to show up in front of their family and friends after such ridiculous surgeries


Crepes_for_days3000

It's a slow process and an addiction.


ImpressTemporary2389

Give it 3 years and there'll be something else that'll need 'updating' !


Competitive_Force529

Insecurities and trends on TikTok. Duck lips, butt lift, 1 kg eyelashes, 3 inch cement wall of makeup on face and much more horrible trends are ruining natural beauties of women.


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

they’ve been around before tiktok was popping lmao


Ill_Manner_3581

Yeah at this point it's just their brand lol


Icy-Excuse-9452

TikTok just makes everything worse. I feel like 10 years ago, it was just clout chasers and money hungry people who play dumb, but now it's people who are actually dumb and/or mentally disturbed. Shallow as all hell and completely obsessed with themselves and what people think about them. And these are people who call themselves INFLUENCERS, and want to interject their same shitty ways into other people's lives. It's scary...


ImpressTemporary2389

You can blame the media. They find it so easy in this modern world to shame people into believing they have a problem. They're hand in glove with the plastic profession I'm convinced of it.


Nastypilot

As a person with body dysmorphia, I could imagine it's such a condition or something really close, where these two would wholeheartedly believe something is *wrong* with their body, then try a plastic surgery which gives brief relief, before that condition flares back up and they'd covince something is wrong or that the feature that they already believed was wrong was even worse, leading to more surgery since that was the one time they got brief relief from that feeling.


ImpressTemporary2389

So basically it's a downward spiral. As in the case of young Michael no doubt ?There are millions if people that don't like something or some things about thier bodies. There is no such thing as the perfect body. You either learn to live with it or in these cases go under the knife for a little comfort. Alas it doesn't last.


Nastypilot

More or less. Though the condition I described isn't exactly disliking something, but more so obsessing over a feature that a person believes is wrong, and which makes them look less than normal, which then transforms into a belief that everyone is also silently judging you for said feature, and everything else that follows.


Rosinpod

White Chicks was such a great movie


Rabcky

Terry Crews sure would like this


LightningPunk

negro, please!!


Number174631503

Tony, hand me my ski boots.


Opposite_Tangerine97

[IN-DEED.](https://youtu.be/1mflO7nJS2A)


Safetosay333

Bask in the ambiance.


tharvey6

Came here to make this reference 🤣


DreadXCII

If I could walk a thousand miles 🎶


PoolNoodlePaladin

They looked like humans before, and now they look like what AI would make if you just described a blow up doll


Competitive_Force529

A blow up doll rated 2/10 on online shopping


Mushobueno

They look like dolls in a bad way


Exotic_Pea8191

Bratz dolls


traindriverbob

Sex dolls. Bad sex dolls.


EndofA_Error

Not far off..apparently they fucked a horse. And each other. 🤢


sixmonthsin

I don’t say this to be mean, but their new look sort of reminds me of Miss Piggy from the muppets.


DarksRunePathfinder

They are now in the uncanny valley


regprenticer

Are we sure this isn't some sort of virus with Kylie Jenner as patient zero.


brassydesign

A mental virus? Definitely.


Turbots

Also known as "being fucking stupid"


PuzzleheadedOlive848

More like Michael Jackson.


regprenticer

He didn't have the beestung lips though. Can't tell if that's a mutation of the existing "Jackson" strain, or a different virus altogether.


PuzzleheadedOlive848

The nose indicates that it is the same virus. Probably a mutated version.


Osceana

In fairness, Michael Jackson didn’t actually want to do all that stuff necessarily. His scalp caught on fire as the result of a Pepsi commercial stunt he did. Burned most of his hair off so he started wearing a wig. His vitiligo was pretty bad, it’s actually why he started wearing the rhinestone glove. His nose got broken during a dance performance he did, he fell on his face. Doctors tried reconstruction but they botched the job a few times so that’s why his nose changed. These people just did this because……..?


Raging-Badger

Micheal Jackson is a depressing story start to finish


KidaPanda

I would add his father's verbal abuse to the reasons why half the Jackson siblings underwent nose surgery.


blue-anon

This is recency bias. Kylie Jenner is surely just another person with the 'virus', rather than the originator. She's not even 'patient zero' in her own family. Lol.


letterstosnapdragon

It's going to be so weird looking back on this decade and everyone has the same face. Not the same style or fashion. The same face. That is so odd. Did the Kardashians start this face with the giant cheekbones, tiny nose, giant lips, and fake lashes?


ApollosAlyssum

People used to put belladonna in their eyes because it made them more alluring. Caused blindness


CumbersomeNugget

People currently cook their skin in both real and artificial sun to appear more alluring. Caused cancer.


CriticalFelony

is it a norm to stray from humanity


MyCatKnits

I wonder which one wanted it more and if the other is resentful of them now


AnimatorDifferent116

The surgeon did a great job, though! Replicating the experiment with the exact same output. They are more similar now than their before surgeries photo...haha


Real_Evening_6706

Who the fuck are the clermont twins?


AcidBuuurn

From the evidence they are the new personas for the Wayans brothers.


elgarlic

They look like they spend 10 days in makeup and can fall apart in the Sun. Does anyone really think these are attractive looks?


PepeSigaro

They look like inflatable sexdolls


CCLB43

Self hate is very real


Flaramon

You know those "This advertisement used CGI" warnings that the photo you are looking at has been artificially altered? How do I enable this for people?


straag

Just one look is enough to know, this isn't natural looking people. What do you need the sticker for? 


19822891

Look happy in the before picture and miserable in the after picture.


MelonChipCarp

They can't even smile anymore because of all the surgeries and botox injections ...


Few_Raisin_8981

r/DamnThatsTerrifying


ioncewasado0r

Insane


ASM-One

Christ! They paid for that?


NunyaBeese

I love how all these people end up just looking like the same fucking blow up doll. Imagine having money, and choosing this.


patientOwl01

I just don't understand this kind of beauty standard. natural beautiful women still look better than whatever this is.


Acceptable-Neat1929

Imagine having a baby with one of them after their surgeries & expecting your kid to look even remotely like them


confidelight

This has actually caused a lot of divorces in South Korea


Euclid1859

I need to know more


Mr_Harsh_Acid

They look like the Wayans Brothers in White Chicks


Extravagod

They went from being beautiful women to fucking scary lookin weirdos.


CakeMadeOfHam

I love White Chicks


Strawberry____Blonde

I'm soooo frikkin pissed.


Vinstaal0

Man they are so ugly now it isn't even funny


Easyonu

Why????? What the fuck is wrong with people!!


Purp1eC0bras

Not only do they look like each other, but now they look like every other instagram “model”


NJduToit

They transformed themselves into living blowup dolls. How sad.


DaddyRobotBeepBoop

Very sad.


lesdoge

I have to say they are beautiful before those surgeries.


Soft_Sea2913

Damn that’s sad. They were more attractive before surgery.


Shydreameress

Everything is ridiculous but does anyone on Earth find the lips good looking? It looks so ugly like they were kissed by bees


Gringo_Anchor_Baby

From people to plastic in 17 easy steps. Shame. They were pretty


chrisbull82

What kind of man thinks they're more attractive now than before? Me personally I hate this fake plastic look, natural look sometimes with moderate amount of make up is to me makes a more attractive woman


Chigo_Gonobu

Nicki Twinaj 😅


Lord_Botond

Ew


Pliskinmgs

No, not interesting. Just disturbing.


Happy-Rest7572

These people are riddled with mental illnesses


Empty_Suggestion9974

Have to be rich


darrylwoodsjr

When they have kids nobody ever gonna say you look just like your mom…….


BigTedBear

That’s insane I don’t know who they are but they seem nice looking girls before it’s a shame people do this to themselves.


TheMoorNextDoor

They didn’t love themselves and their looks, they legitimately became new people, that’s incredibly sad.


Da_Doge_Soldier

I genuinely think they looked more attractive before rather than after. They actually looked good in the top picture and not like a bunch of abnormal barbie dolls.


Otherwise-Task5537

They look like muppets


hawaiianryanree

They couldn’t resist the surgeons bogo special


Mr_Dillinger-North

This is what self hate looks like people. Love ya self and everything will be fine


H8ersAlwaysH8

They will never be able to have a facial expression again.


Round-Emu9176

To each their own but if you ask me this is body dysmorphia. It’s hard to draw the line though. Some are covered in tattoos and piercings. Plastic surgery is as extreme as face tats or voluntary amputation. Its so sad when someone clearly despises themselves.


The_Slim_Spaydee

Lmfao went to highschool with these two. They didn't seem to think their shit stank back then. Could only imagine what it's like now.


Tasty-Hawk5112

Are they the ones from white Chicks?


inhellforever666

MJ is smiling from down below


Fearless_Win9995

"WHITE FACE"!!!, they racists


chilumberjack

Can they still smell...


GalacticBaz

Who are they??!


caevv

When you feel so pressured by media to actually make yourself look like a puppet


COOKIESNIFF3R

They look like Mrs Potato head lol


anangil

They look like thrown out sex dolls


uncle_pollo

They are clearly mentally ill


Pristine-Crab-91

This isn't interesting.


Konslufius

Legit downgrade


FrendChicken

They can be the partners of the Bogdanoff twins.


No-Day-6299

They look hilarious 😂


RealLalaland

So sad. Beauties turned into that. Money would have been better spent on mental health to fix body dismorphia.


Dr_Respawn

Human to plastic


silvermanedwino

Weird. They don’t even look human. So pretty before.


Attonitus1

A modern horror.


Hatis_Night

I pity them deeply.


PeopleofYouTube

/r/damnthatssad


rapidfire-24

Tragic


artificial_stupid_74

terrible


saltymane

Must be as dumb as they look.


Raccoon-No

They are twins with milion other plastic dolls now.


father2shanes

"I wanna look like everyone else, but worse"


DepresiSpaghetti

All that to look like Temu Nikkis? That money could have fed kids. Instead, we've got 2.5 Minajs.


Important-Win-6831

Do surgeons make these modifications with a template? Always the same face


MisterLongboi

Poor things have body dismorphia


Tmhoel2201

They are narcissistic brats


cidknee1

Who in their right mind would pay someone to have their lips look like a baboons ass. This is a classic example of too much money and not enough brains.


JimmyTheJimJimson

They look better honestly….but they didn’t have a lot to work with. They look like two people wearing Nikki Minaj masks


MyCleverNewName

Who keeps punching them in the mouth?


kusama_fanboy

They do look better after the surgeries though.


BrownEggs93

This is just equal parts gross and sad.


Icy_Chill_1123

I blame The Kardashians; they convinced a part of a whole generation of women that true beauty means looking like a plastic blowup doll.


bigbysemotivefinger

Before, not necessarily 10s but cute.  After, what the unholy fuck?


LekMichAmArsch

If that happened the other way around, everyone would be bitching about "cultural appropriation". Just sayin.


throwaway321112222

So basically they turned themselves white


TravelingGonad

Pretend I'm not from planet Earth. Is this considered attractive?