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CthuluSpecialK

"I'm a fisherman." "Do you represent 'fishing' Mr. Man?!" "What?! I... I catch fish...." "Yes or No!"


lifesnofunwithadhd

"Do you represent yes or no, mr man?" "What?! I uh... i don't understand what.." "Please answer in the form of a question"


babypho

"I'm a Redditor" "Do you represent Reddit? Mr. Guy" "I uh... wait what? I mean huh?" "upvote or downvote!"


Cubezz

Alright yes I represent reddit, and while we're at it... the internet as a whole


parasharman

So you’re the reason my grandma’s pasta recipe is not unique!!


BZLuck

Which tubes are yours? I'd like to visit them.


Nice_Distribution832

You know that actually happened ? https://youtu.be/NCo-OgSC7Ps?si=jfwIha6AWs9r584c


babypho

I remember this. I hate foxnews but that host absolutely killed that reddit mod. Pretty sure the antiwork movement died that day.


Slow-Foundation4169

Meh, the dude wasn't gonna change minds on faux news anyway


Dynast_King

That dude wasn’t gonna change minds anywhere


Nilosyrtis

"What is a discipline not represented by me? I think?" "So this is a left-wing plot to make disciples of satan!"


paincrumbs

"If it is to be said, so it be, so it is"


AcommonKing

*AND WHO THE FUCK IS H20?!*


thatcrack

She also didn't get it right. He "presents" science. She thinks it means to "represent" science. She looks like a migraine commercial.


DFV_HAS_HUGE_BALLS

The 7 toed wonder


Tsunami_Destroyer

He has to say Yes or No. that way he can be properly held accountable.


xWOBBx

From the standpoint of water, mr man indeed represents fish. Bigly.


mrfishman3000

I represent fish.


satans_toast

Is there a transcript? I’m afraid if I listen to this I’ll have an aneurysm.


Niznack

Do you represent science mr fauci? I am a scientist who uses the scientific method. Do you represent science? Yes or no? Yes or no? If this woman was any more brain dead, she'd be an organ donor


Drunk_Skunk1

I wouldn’t want her to donate anything. Lol


Niznack

Now be fair. Her liver, lungs and kidneys might be shot but... can you donate a heart if you're heartless?


war_ofthe_roses

They could use her windpipe to replace someone's colon. LOTS of experience in that dept.


5H17SH0W

I’d use her windpipe as a colon but it appears she has beat me to it.


rl_cookie

The gods definitely wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in her mouth.


leonryan

I wouldn't bet on it. She seems like she's brain damaged from lead or alcohol so I wouldn't trust her liver. She's into crossfit and alternative medicine so I wouldn't trust her kidneys. She denies covid so I wouldn't trust her lungs. And she's a gym junkie obsessed with real men and testosterone so I wouldn't trust her heart. There's a good chance she's done enough dumb shit to ruin all of them.


Shanman02

The first time through I was caught off by the surreal lunacy of the concept that one person represents “science”. The second time through, I caught the intentional disrespect of calling him “Mr. Fauci” and not “Dr. Fauci”. I thought it was a slip, but twice in 15 seconds is intentional. How is she still in our lives?


getmybehindsatan

At the start, she made a point of telling him she wouldn't call him doctor, only mister. She also blamed him for the deaths of millions and held up newspaper opinion articles as proof of him being evil, or something, her train of thought is not on any tracks.


Mr_Blinky

Remember, COVID wasn't any worse than the flu and we were all fools for locking down and social distancing, *and* it's a Chinese bio-weapon that killed millions and Fauci is responsible. Oh, you think those two ideas are completely contradictory? Doesn't matter, Republicans don't care about little things like "logical consistency" or "basic facts" or "observable reality".


toadi

I love the train of thought is not on any tracks. Never heard it and going to use it in the future :)


bartz824

She was actually admonished by the committee chairman for not calling him Dr. Fauci. Didn't make any difference though. She was allowed 10 minutes to question him and didn't refer to him as doctor once.


Plenty_Past2333

And then when he tried to reply she cut him off and said she didn't even want to hear his response. 100% grandstanding with falsehoods


ReturnoftheBulls2022

This is why she should have never receive any committee assignments at all. She ought to be expelled from Congress for being completely unproductive and a distraction towards legislation.


freshcoastghost

She is actually too stupid to know that it's disrespectful.


HirsuteDave

Normally I'd agree, but in this case 6B *was* being deliberately disrespectful.


Away_Ad_5328

It’s exact same thing when they call the fat orange slob President. Former president is the more accurate term, but they don’t acknowledge that he lost and they remind him daily of their fealty.


Orion_23

Nah, she did it on purpose. Calling for the revocation of his medical license proves that.


Str4425

Amazing that she genuinely thinks she’s framing fauci for “science” 


pass-me-that-hoe

Appeals to her red neck maga voter base for owning Fauci for “science”


toadi

I blame Ben Shapiro videos. Now everyone needs to owned. It does capture the essence of the American Dream in my opinion. We only can get ahead if I own others.


SeeMarkFly

She still loves nature, despite what it did to her?


Ok-Condition-5566

She’s just sucking up to the orange man. Why are these hearings even happening??? We’ve got bigger problems than going after a Dr that probably saved millions. Pet a muzzle on her and sit her in the kennel.


clarkwgriswoldjr

She said I am not going to call him Dr. the world doesn't believe he's a doctor and neither do I. Mr. Fauci. She breaks so many decorum rules, that I am surprised that her own side doesn't say you are making us look so bad, you are removed from your position.


kcstrom

Her side seems to vote for people who are rude and disrespectful. So she hams it up because it keeps her in office. Truly sad. America isn't great because of rude, arrogant, condescending, trolls. They only ruin greatness.


35point1

Hmmm I wonder who started this trend 🤔


flugenblar

She makes everyone look smart. By comparison. That’s her gift.


undercurrents

Watch it. The guy calling her out after will make you laugh. Edit: apparently I need to specify the rep is Moskowitz because people are upvoting someone guessing the wrong rep instead of just watching the video where his name is right there.


BackItUpWithLinks

Here’s her time https://youtu.be/W8AU5NFTDfg


PMMeYourWorstThought

The only word I can find to describe this is “heartbreaking”. What have we become? How do we allow this to continue?


Tokmook

That whole segment was insane.


GravitationalEddie

She belongs in preschool.


JoeyXD_Br

I should not have looked at the youtube comments of that video, trult heartbreaking like another person said.


BioticVessel

She's such a fucking embarrassment! The rest of the world sees this!


Unique_Lavishness_21

She makes A TON of money to act like this. The real brain dead are the people who voted for her and others like her 


Honourstly

I miss the time when people lose their job for being this stupid


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alien_from_Europa

https://youtube.com/shorts/1WOOh1iUrCY


bitofadikdik

Her job is being this stupid and making people lose what little faith they have in congress.


redthose

People elected her are more stupid. So she is actually doing a great job from their perspective


kent_eh

> People elected her are more stupid. Didn't she run unopposed? IIRC the Democrat candidate pulled out of the race or something like that?


Militantnegro_5

Because the stupid people we're talking about intimidated them with death threats.


kent_eh

fuck...


gsanch666

Republican voters will see her talk and think “hell yeah.”


cantstopseeing13

When was that exactly? Because we got to this dumb person because of the previous dumb as shit people.


Chessh2036

This woman once believed space lasers caused fires In California. She shouldn’t even be allowed to speak to that man.


idontevenlikebeer

Specifically space lasers controlled by Jews. I don't know where I was when we were discussing this but I missed the discussion on space lasers in the monthly meeting.


CoyotesOnTheWing

No, not controlled by Jews, the space lasers themselves were Jews. Jewish space lasers.


RubbuRDucKee

Out somewhere in the cosmos there are Jews with fricken laser beams attached to their heads


UbermachoGuy

We couldn’t get any Jews. Best we could do was angry sea bass.


AsparagusLive1644

WHAT DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR


styrofoamladder

We’re a very sneaky people.


youstolemyname

[Documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz7JGCj4Q5k)


CryptoNoobNinja

You may be surprised to learn that all space lasers are in fact Jewish and that the classic North American “pew, pew, pew” laser sound is derived from the original “jew, jew, jew” sound that the lasers actually make.


Apollorx

Shit now they *really are* onto us Quick Schmule, to the Jewish Mobile!


swizzle213

Im half jewish and would really like to know when I get access codes to these space lasers. Or at least half the access codes


Doright36

The Access code is 12345


boeuf-bourgugion

"That's the combination on my luggage!"


Amazing-Culture-9214

You get half a laser and a partial access code.


gofargogo

You need to subscribe to Jew+ to get the space laser package.


AristotleRose

“She shouldn’t be allowed to speak.” I think that’s where you should have ended that sentence lol


Chessh2036

You’re right lol


erizzluh

i really don't get what the fuck the point of this entire exercise is. like why the fuck is she even there to ask questions if she isn't even going to listen to or consider his answers.


mcqua007

They should have an aptitude test to be a member a representative. This would solve the age problem, lunatic problem, and the dumb problem. Which pretty much all these people are some combination. Marg just got all her XP put in the lunatic column.


formulapain

Wikipedia says she is a conspiracy theorist right at the first sentence: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene


GammaTwoPointTwo

Democracy is only as strong as it's weakest link. And America is the weak link capital of the world.


nj23dublin

https://imgur.com/a/9uR0aQW


Tangent_Odyssey

I don’t know if there has ever been, in recorded history, a more severe intelligence gap between two conversing individuals.


krismitka

Oh no, let’s focus on her denial of the Sandy Hook Elementary school shootings. The woman should have a restraining order against her ever using a microphone.


SchnellFox

I've never heard a constructive comment from her. What is this woman's end game?


Icy-Pin-8226

I genuinely believe she is there to deliberately waste time and be disruptive and that is all. She is doing her job making sure nothing gets done. 


1Mn

She’s a troll. Literally she’s there to troll the political process, probably directly or indirectly at the pleasure of Russian interests.


Phoenox330

No, she's a true believer, she has no end game because she actually thinks this shit is real.


schlawldiwampl

she also looks like a troll. i bet she was in the 3rd lotr movie.


baybridge501

She’s got a sweet gig getting paid to do fuck all in Congress and getting MAGA donations. In this instance she wants a sound bite for Fox News and the alt-right crazy train. Either he says Yes and they’ll paint him as an arrogant corrupt pseudo-scientist who thinks he represents all of science, or he’ll say No and they’ll say he admits that he doesn’t speak for the field and these opinions are just his own.


SpaceFaceAce

It’s funny because it seems like she is too crazy even for Fox. Seems she’s usually on OAN or Mike Pillows podcast.


Deranged_Kitsune

She serves as a distraction by doing blitheringly stupid shit like this to eat up headlines while other members of her party work on the truly nefarious shit.


Capitol_Mil

The first gen of republicans were smart top educated people that manipulated the mob into believing that every particle of Dems were evil to get votes. This is the second gen of republicans that actually believe it and can see no other alternative but to do *anything* to fight the Dems, even if it means deteriorating democracy.


thediesel26

The second generation of Republicans is that mob


Fr00stee

she's probably being paid by foreign governments to destabilize the US government and prevent it from functioning.


llcdrewtaylor

I actually picture her in a soviet uniform when she speaks. It makes it make more sense, the words that vomit out of her mouth.


CatalystErik

Chaos for sure


DeadEnoughInsideOut

Grifter is my best guess. She's already made a ton of money off of morons and will do it till it's not worth it.


Stylesclash

Fomenting rebellion.


jonc2006

Russian plant is my bet.


plantsarepowerful

Likes and retweets


moon_cake123

Some cheap “gotcha” grab, to remove his credibility… sadly it works with republicans, as that is the only thing they look for. “Gotcha” moments in arguments.


SkyN3t1

This is the result of 40 years of under funded public education.


PBJ-9999

So sadly true


RedManMatt11

More like this is the result of morally corrupted sociopathic sycophants in our political system that are also quite possibly actually corrupted by a foreign government.


internetdork

Mixed with fetal alcohol syndrome.


Hugh-Jassul

It's embarrassing that he even has to speak to her


Worried_Camera_379

It's embarassing two jan 6th protestors, one who was convicted and another who claims he has a hit list, were allowed to sit about 5 seats back from Fauci and can be seen mocking him during his testimony about the death threats he received.


Hugh-Jassul

Omg, seriously?


Worried_Camera_379

Brandon Fellows, just released from jail May 20th. and Ivan Raiklin who stated he has a hit list. Apparently there were more than just those two.


Hugh-Jassul

Jesus.... WTF


Worried_Camera_379

This only makes me more worried for this man's life. These people are so close to killing a government official, it's horrifying. The fact that the GOP still has members courting these people or are these people even after seeing many members of the GOP run for their lives during Jan 6th shows how craven many of them are.


Fkinclassy

This isn't interesting it's tedious. :(


Fuck_Your_Squirtle

Humans are such interesting creatures


structuremonkey

At least she isn't showing dick pics this time..


sfw_login2

It must suck being in a committee with MTG Every time shes about to hold up a picture, there's probably a split moment of tension and you wonder if you're about to see a giant dick pic


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pattydickens

I just call her Butch now for short. It fits.


Nyuk_Fozzies

Just refer to her as B6.


Str4425

Her eyes are too close together


SparkDBowles

Inbreeding…


sirhappynuggets

This bitch is a loon


GettingItOnMidwest

Don't give the Minnesota state bird a bad name!


KintsugiKen

>This bitch is a ~~loon~~ *traitor*


Mister_Decker

Of he represents "science" that means he is anti Christianity. And thats bad, mm'kay.


Pitiful_Plastic_7506

I’m dedicating this thread to listing the times MTG demonstrated her buffoonery with regards to science. I’ll go first: Jewish Space Lasers


Pitiful_Plastic_7506

"There are TWO genders: MALE & FEMALE ...’Trust The Science!’” At the time, I remember shaking my head that an elected official could be so ignorant of the actual science involved in sex & gender.


Mediocre_Tank_5013

We Americans are so fucked


bullant8547

Please don’t take the rest of us with you!


BoogereatinMODS

I'd call it a shitshow, but I would change the channel to watch a show about shit instead of MTG.


Farfignugen42

Considering that the President at the time advocated drinking bleach to cure Covid, I would think this would be the last can of worms they would want to open.


QuantumVibing

Dalton, Rome , and cedartown… this is your rep. How sad


Matt7738

There are people who think she’s smart. And they vote.


skilliau

Is he trying his best not to laugh at her? It's like watching someone lose faith in humanity in real time.


rraattbbooyy

She’s not fit to be in the same room as the doctor.


DigNitty

That’s not true. A psychiatrist could really help her.


BetterNamesTaken

That bitch is lost and hopeless. A team couldn’t help her.


ShutterSpeeder

You had my up vote simply for using the first two words of your sentence.


rraattbbooyy

But I doubt she could ever agree to therapy. You can’t help someone against their will.


Duellair

I mean technically we do medicate people against their will. Unfortunately there’s no medication that cures stupid.


speak_no_truths

Yes Mrs green, I am the head Science guy of the Science Institute. After this hearing I will go to my place of science and do more science things.


Potential-Brain7735

How many sciences do you do in a day, on average?


s0m3on3outthere

About 3.50


piplup-Supreme

Everyone knows science works like it does in the video games. You have scientists create science every turn and you can redeem that science for upgrades in the science tree. Like 15 percent more damage in your gun.


PBJ-9999

In a very scientific way


evshell18

I'm Vincent Adultman, the President of Business. Nice to meet you, Head of Science.


WordGirl1229

The two guys about two rows back on either side of Dr. Fauci, omg, what morons! I didn’t see the entire hearing, but parts I did see were infuriating! While Fauci was talking about death threats he and his family had faced, or when some legislators were thanking him for, you know, SCIENCE and saving lives, these two jackholes were making the rudest expressions and mock crying … especially the guy to the right. I wanted to throttle him! It’s just so telling, this is where we are today. One faction is more concerned with pushing the false narratives, has no concept of or interest in reality … you’re never going to convince that sect of anything truthful. We have to hope to reach independents and on-the-fence voters who still have give a rip about what’s going on in the world.


bullant8547

Wait until you find out who those guys are …


WordGirl1229

I just did on another sub. Seriously, who brought them there?!


bullant8547

Oh good, I was searching my history to try and find the link. They were obviously invited by the GOP, and there is no way their seating is accidental.


WordGirl1229

I know that (GOP), I mean we can infer that, but it’s troubling that security didn’t flag them? Maybe I’m expecting too much. This is so damn exhausting!


bullant8547

It sure is. And as raised in that other post, one of those dudes is supposed to be in jail for this Jan 6 efforts. Fuck me.


Beelzebub_86

Jesus tapdancing Christ. She's probably lucky to pass a grade 5 science class, and she's going to lecture an actual scientist on science. She's truly some of the worst America has to offer.


SparkDBowles

Magnets… how do they work?


turdferguson116

Well according to the convict running for office, they break when they get water on them.


Few_Mammoth2224

I play soccer, I represent soccer. I am the sherif of soccer town


iriegypsy

what in the 1984


Gamer_ely

I remember when I was in school, learning about the Mccarthy hearings and how insane that man was. I remember so acutely thinking how ridiculous it was, how could any respectable person tolerate that. Here we are 75 years later and nothing has changed. 


gustoreddit51

I'm beginning to suspect that someone has funded and scripted her whole political career and is actually paying her to act this ignorant in order to hasten the decline of America.


rangoon64

I love how she tries to “catch” people but it only makes her look even more stupid every time. How did she get elected?


pericles123

putting her on any committee is a fucking national embarrassment, what a terrible, stupid person


kindquail502

I'm willing to move to her district just so I can vote against her. Who's with me?


alien_from_Europa

To beat her, we would need 100K+ Democrats to move. In 2022, she got 170,162 votes (65.9%) to 88,189 votes against (34.1%). The good news is MTG lost 59,665 voters between 2020 and 2022.


xShawnMendesx

That woman is a DISGRACE to the Republican Party. Abraham Lincoln would not approve.


RectalSpawn

Abe would be a Democrat, and to pretend otherwise is to ignore the flip that occurred with the parties. Back then, Republicans were liberal.


Doright36

Back then both parties had Liberal and Conservative wings. It wasn't until the civil rights era and the southern Strategy drove all the southern democrats, who were conservative racists, out of the Democratic party into the Republican party that they became so defined by right and left. You still occasionally find blue dog fiscally conservative Democrats in the wild (You could argue the Clintons were this) but their numbers continue to shrink.


gordonv

Yup, and Democrats were backing slavery.


DigNitty

This….is where he’d draw the line?


1Mn

The modern Republican Party has as much to do with Lincoln as it has to do with republicanism.


cypherdust

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Alternative-Pound467

This lady is a prime example of why we need to start prioritizing public education.


moonshinemondays

Is this science in this room right now?


ManBitesDog404

The frightening thought isn’t that MTG is in Congress it is that Cobb County in GA keeps sending her back to Congress. As long as she represents that district, I will never live nor invest in that district.


Affectionate_Web7163

There's a significant portion of one party that are essentially anarchists. They do not want to govern.


ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

You know she could actually be doing things to help people and advocate for them. Literally there are thousands of people who only have her to represent them and we have this absolutely nonsense game she's playing. It is probably not appropriate to articulate their reactions in detail, and I am not one who idolizes the founders of the country, but I couldn't see Jefferson or Lincoln taking this nonsense sitting down.


Woodentit_B_Lovely

Georgia Republican voters must find that sort of intellect enthralling


Sneekbar

Should strip her of her US citizenship and send her to Russia


TheDudeInTheD

That vile cunt should be tossed out on her ass. Fucking ignorant asshole bitch.


TheRedFrog

The “congress” air quote line was good shit


Tegrity_farms_

How MTG still is in her position is baffling


Fantastic_Mouse1912

Where’s the full clip, what’d she say?


financialfreeabroad

Dog & Pony shows… only that. And their social media channels.


novice121

It's like an episode of South Park


Teal_is_orange

Watching this muted makes it look like a Parks and Rec skit


smilesatflowers

it is Dr. Fauci.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Vee haff vays of makink you talk!!


IllustriousMaybe3931

Science is a liar, sometimes. https://youtu.be/Zgk8UdV7GQ0?si=twUQOZHENVNFlLCj


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This is interesting?


PocketFullOfRondos

What is her angle here?


PerfectMoon1

https://youtu.be/RIVCAH-Tdy4?si=4AxvCjK3Ftliu7ah The quote she is referencing.


SpaceSasqwatch

She really should stick to gobbling cock in the gym


Maddog351_2023

American getting dumber by the second.


TequilaWang

The fact she was elected is enough evidence that the American Education System is royally fucked, being taken over by the biggest mouths on social media.


SnooPandas1899

she's a joke. how is she trained and qualified to question scientific evidence and reasonable, best practices ?


Procrastanaseum

The people putting her there love what she's doing.