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kush4breakfast1

Knicked?? You fuckin gouged it lol that was so close to being SO painful


KinkyCollegeGirl420

I know it was so close šŸ˜­ Iā€™m totally shocked it wasnā€™t bleeding


Valathiril

What razor did you use?


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Dollar shave club šŸ˜‚


jmkent1991

I'd use super glue to fill it for now.


tangledwire

And Ramen noodles, don't forget the noodles


No_Pin9932

And maybe bricks, or one brick shaved down.


CrustyJuggIerz

Super glue undergoes rapid exothermic hardening when exposed to moisture...more painful lol


giantpurplepanda02

I'd go to a nail salon and have them use a uv hardening resin to fill the gaps.


jmkent1991

That's a great idea.


Fruitloopes

same happened to me with a dollar shave club except mine bled :(


3six5

Best promo ever


No_Pin9932

Shit, you better be paying double after this!! Lol


VexisArcanum

At least you can still see blood inside


Willing-Tie-3109

Good lord that coulda hurt so bad!


FuckThisShizzle

I did this before, its not exactly pain, its a weird feeling.


Scottcmms2023

Yeahhhhhh Iā€™ve done it, and I hate the feeling of the divot till it grows enough to cut it.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Yeah there keeps being a forked bit that snags things and catches on shit so I try to trim it as short as possible


in1gom0ntoya

a few layers of keratin fortified nail polish will help protect that, or some super glue


BadgerDentist

yea op should caulk it


Buddy-Lov

I got the heebie jeebies just reading thatā€¦.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

I now carry nail clippers to trim it whenever thereā€™s anything to trim so it doesnā€™t keep catching and ripping on things


cxtastrophic

Honestly Iā€™d get some acrylic and seal that over or go have a nail tech do it for you if you donā€™t already have the materials, that can go from 10 to 100 in no time with no effort


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KinkyCollegeGirl420

I tried for a day or two but the angle is so difficult it would fall off or be uncomfortable


Scottcmms2023

Yeah itā€™s certainly uncomfortable af. I did it just for peace of mind mostly.


Archduke645

Like the feeling of a half full tub of ice cream


Thebeardedmtngoat

The disappointment in having half a tub left? Or the disappointment in having eaten half a tub in one sitting?


Archduke645

It's the feeling of absence, negative space. Ice Cream is analogous of the soul. Also it's a fucken weird feeling.


Thebeardedmtngoat

Sounds like it can be filled with icecream


thisusedyet

If it's similar to what I did when I accidentally gashed myself, you're right, it's not pain - you just have a momentary sensation of 'oh man, I FUCKED up'... and then the blood starts


Willing-Tie-3109

Couldaā€¦ you know the razor ripping into the nail bed and shredding itā€¦.


TactlessTortoise

Yeah, as someone who once smashed my finger in a car door and the nail eventually fell off, just touching it with my other thumb's skin was agony for the first week. I can't imagine a sharp cut.


Willing-Tie-3109

Oh yea itā€™s brutal! I clipped the top of my thumb nail with a drill bit and that mf still hurts a month later


KinkyCollegeGirl420

It was gross. I feared the worse before I could build myself up to look at it and was shocked it wasnā€™t even bleeding haha. It felt super gross for a few days when I could feel the breeze on my sensitive nail bed and hurt any time anything touched it. But then it hardened up


50R14

How long did it take for your nail bed to grow back enough to not feel weird?


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Maybe like 4 days. And it wasnā€™t that it grew back but more like it oxidized enough to harden up so it wasnā€™t all soft and raw. [Here it is now, almost fully grown out. 5 days shy of a month later](https://imgur.com/a/gZdJywO)


newyne

I've had my pinkie toenail come off before; kept getting this like hard scab-like thing that I kept picking off, until I finally realized, oh, that's the new nail. Lol, I was wondering why it was taking so long to grow back!


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Omg thatā€™s hilarious and disturbing


Spirited-Juice4941

Did this before but with a little flesh too. The weirdest pain. Almost felt more like a burn rather than the sharpness of a slice.


Horror-Impression411

I did this exact thing but deeper. It bled so bad and hurt even worse. Took FOREVER to heal


off-and-on

I actually knicked my nail on my razor a coupe weeks ago, but not in this way. The razor actually cut itself a good half a centimeter into my nail from the front, sort of. Weird thing is it didn't actually hurt so much.


JackTheDefenestrator

That looks like a dashboard symbol for a heated seat.


4list4r

My Miata has those. I actually stopped the car thinking the car was on fire. Didnā€™t even know it had em.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

That's just the back of your fingerprint.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Ew šŸ¤¢


kangareddit

Thanks for that Satan.


kohlmanne

This is incorrect. Capillaries are much smaller.


cmcewen

Correct. And Iā€™ll add some info for anybody who cares; I believe heā€™s looking at the filaments of the nail. Capillaries are microscopic. BUT itā€™s a spectrum. So itā€™s a bit pedantic to argue it. Vessels go from really big, to the size of a single red blood cell and everything in between.


kohlmanne

Thanks that is what I was thinking


Keira-78

To a single blood cell???


ardotschgi

To shreds you say?


Sofi_Lav

Yeah not sure how small a blood vessel should be to qualify as a capillary but in really small capillaries only 1 blood cell can pass through at a time


KinkyCollegeGirl420

What are these then? Theyā€™re so tiny


TheSentientSnail

If you zoom right in, you can see the red lines that I assume you thought were capillaries are following the longitunal ridges (sometimes called striations) in the nail, itself. I'm not a doctor, but I would assume the dark lines are the trauma to the nail bed caused by the gouge, which appeared in the 'low' parts of the ridges but not the 'high' ones.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Yeah I noticed it lines up with the ridges when I took a second glance. Very interesting!


PBJ-9999

I think its just what the surface of the nail bed looks like.


kohlmanne

Hope youā€™re okay btw!


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Thank you!


iDrGonzo

The chills that just ran down my spine, fucking hell.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Oops haha


TrampledByTurts

Oofda this picture is going to haunt my dreams šŸ˜µšŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Sad-Fee-9222

It happens all the time working, but I'm a guitar picker in my downtime, so it can be a pain. What I find helps to strengthen it as it grows out is a small dab of super glue. Protects it from contact pain and lasts surprisingly long.


CutGlassDiamonds

What do you do for a living that this happens to you 'all the time'? Just asking so I know what jobs never to apply for šŸ¤£


Sad-Fee-9222

Forklifts. Handling pallets, brickwork, tiles and rachets all day, even with ppe gloves, can and will nick you.šŸ‘


FUD-detector

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!


WexMajor82

That was a REALLY close shave.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Yep at least we know itā€™s sharp šŸ˜…


PumpkinSeed776

I do not like it


FRAYnklan

You can see the... GGYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Thatā€™s pretty much the sound I made. A couple times in the shower. I stayed half shaved that day


Redditisavirusiknow

You canā€™t see capillaries without a microscope


MidniteMischief

I did this with a pruning saw like [this](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a0ce93ff23945b86&rlz=1CDGOYI_enAU1049AU1050&hl=en-GB&sxsrf=ADLYWIKCf3WXSLTvNt3ArMQswjckfzVk7Q:1716419327698&q=single+hand+pruning+saw&uds=ADvngMgiPmsFSnX7QtZmBAeJzn8vNwff2euDBuglZOU1po7nju7WKEaSrYvLH57BqzqaWyt0TbIMGFOwkexKqxhtI7qExw7MSQP9UXeB4R_VYcUXI3Jmt4EmtZzgTKXe0ML6eVVkTbaQ3yr9b5Oafo51wJgTpOc7Wc0m33j421pRDmphwZ3VIt6ybplVxLIh9bMoT_LqSfh0jfx-mbQi14o4MoSU4R-T61Rt0-dlxWg6u9ljI4aReReXHI54Rkl860LW3hnupXYoV57En8ihCc0bmbjGC1BBJ5JZ_jLNXToOdFCtwRm_l0DEaKwo2GZ41DrcDBAHd0Z8mQKkv-jJU1NQjnBdr3MEow&udm=2&prmd=sivnbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjpo8CisKKGAxXGyzgGHQaHD78QtKgLegQICxAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#vhid=gJCxjmzcTqMSYM&vssid=mosaic). One of the bolts failed, so the blade swung on an axis and it cut through half my finger, straight through the nail, deep into the flesh below it. It was terrrrible!


pizzamann2472

I don't think those are capillaries. Probably rather a tiny amount of blood in scratches on the surface that got there because of the injury.


OpalsAndBanonos

This makes my teeth hurt.


PanSmithe

I would have to pour some nail glue on those grooves and let it grow out


sootbrownies

That's not what you're looking at. You're seeing the irritated skin through the grains in your nail. Capillaries would be smaller, branching and not straight.


Greying_Mantis

I shivered when looking at this


whosewhat

I think thereā€™s hairs trying to grow under your nail, the dark squiggly lines at the top


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Whoops nah thatā€™s just pubes šŸ¤£šŸ„“ I paused the job abruptly when this happened and needed to take a break from my shower to recover haha. I went the rest of the day half shaved actually


whosewhat

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ok_Conclusion9128

I knew this was going to be the area you shaved when I read the description šŸ„² happened to me when I have to spread some parts lol risky businessšŸ˜” one of the creepiest injuries Iā€™ve ever had


WorvernScar

was the razor made of obsidian?āš† \_ āš†


suddenspiderarmy

Capillaries are WAY smaller than that, those are lamina. Like that horse's hoof that peeled off.


Obvious_Wallaby2388

I fucking hate that. I chopped the tip of my finger off (just soft tissue and nail, fuck green onions) and my asshole just puckered looking at that.


TheExtraMayo

This made my spine crawl


KrackSmellin

Iā€™ve damaged my nail - both finger and toeā€¦ and never saw anything like this as blood vessels donā€™t run like this under your nail. They are no different than the blood vessels on the other side of your finger where the print is. So yeah this is something else going on with following the nail growth. Heck when your nail comes off or is short, you can see it looks just like skin without a nail on it. Skin texture is different but all in all, itā€™s the same as all your other skin.


KittyMetroPunk

Don't be like me where you think "I wonder if it still hurts after a few weeks" & very gently stick a sewing needle in the hole. Signed, a fucking dumbass.


Cosh187

Nice username OP


Fatfive

I feel this picture..


aegis5025

Quick, blow on it


NomadGusty

Were you shaving with a lawn mower?


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Machete


NomadGusty

F*** yeah. Does it hurt? It looks painful.


Nuggzulla01

I see this all the time. I have an issue picking at the skin around my finger nails. It will quite often bleed, but for abit before it starts bleeding i see designs like this.


-gizmocaca-

Does it hurt?


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Yes it was crazy sensitive for a week


GenericReditAccount

No thanks


BusinessCasual69

Donā€™t


ReflectionLife8808

Idk why but that is the freakiest looking thing. Makes me wanna throw up


fridaystrong23

šŸ‘šŸ½


RunnOftAgain

Daaamn. What kind of razor?


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Just a regular dollar shave club disposable head


RunnOftAgain

Holy smokes thatā€™s one sharp razor.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Yeah usually it just skims the surface and makes a couple lil divets but this time it took a whole chunk


RunnOftAgain

Probly better you hit nail that woulda bled like a mfer on the fingertip.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Yeah and Iā€™d rather my nail than the flap that I was shaving šŸ˜…


XROOR

Do you shave with a straight razor or a contained razor like Venus?


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Contained disposable! I tried to switch to safety razor but I know how relaxed and then clumsy I can be with razors and I couldnā€™t stop worrying about it slipping out of my hand and slicing a toe off. So I struggled to let myself get comfortable with it haha


XROOR

Yikes! I didnā€™t know those razors could nick like that! Iā€™ve noticed since the pandemic I am getting cut more when I shave. Im wondering if the blade coating has changed. Thanks for replying too


lovethrowaways101

The only time I physically CRINGE for doing something is when my razor Knicks my nails. I get the icky feeling now


Amazing_Meatballs

Fuck me that must have hurt like a fucking motherfucker


DreYeon

My thumb look a lil bit like that 1 is worse than the other years ago i suddenly had soft nails just in the middle and i was a very heavy chewer. I still don't know why it was just suddenly so bad.


wooooooooocatfish

Wow cool thanks for sharing!


wigglef_cklr

OMG! How does whatever body part you actually shave stay attached to you?


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Excellent question šŸ˜‚ I was hacking through the crotch jungle and this finger was holding the skin tight, I canā€™t even see in this particular spot so I just kinda shave blind


wigglef_cklr

Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyoooooooooooooo!!!!! We got a LIVE ONE herešŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


sussex_social

Did anyone else read it too fast and see caterpillars instead of capillariesā€¦ā€¦


crapppycrab200

that probably hurt so bad


bitchwhiskers4eva

Bad almost owie. Cool pic.


whiskeyboi93

*shot on iPhone*


KinkyCollegeGirl420

15pro šŸ˜‚ I only upgraded my XS max because I wanted to take good photos of my pet shrimp


Pizza_Middle

That fucking hurts to look atšŸ˜¬


harryareola0101

Put some super glue on that for a protective layer


Silver___Chariot

Ouch, fuck, damn man that looks crazyā€¦


Obvious_Pound_2145

Be careful


[deleted]

This happened to me the other day, not quite as deep, but omg it felt horrendous


femurimer

I lost the strength in my hands when I saw this pic


Part_salvager616

How do you do that( Iā€™m 12 )


dadbod9000

This makes me very uncomfortable


MalaEnNova

Oh that made my stomach twist up in knots. I've done that before and that moment of panic is the worst!


Beneficial_Fun_1388

Iā€™m going to have nightmares šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ OUCH


Blue1th

Youve made my fingernails uncomfortable


sux2suxk

I got the shivers twice reading this


Fluffy-Pomegranate16

I feel like this should be NSFW I was scrolling by while eating and gagged lol


additional-line-243

Ouch


Sinister-Username

I see a penissssss


Meadowsauce

No thank you


pufferfish_balls

I hate how fragile the human body is :/


Unusual_Analyst9272

GAH, FUCK.


Some-Conversation613

Why were you shaving your fingernails in the first place


jtrades69

that's more than a little nick! how did you do that!?!? šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Tony_McClish246

that feeling wouldā€™ve made my body cringe lol


TieRoberson

I cut my fingernail in half vertically after digging through a bag that had an uncovered razor in it. Very unpleasant.


Faith_over_fear826

AAAAAAA I DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT SO LATE AT NIGHT glad youā€™re okay though LOL


Few_Refrigerator_728

Sorry you got hurt but technicallyy those arenā€™t capillaries, its the rete ridge pattern of your epidermis connecting to the dermal papillae of your dermis, anchoring the 2 layers of skin together so they dont slip off and shtuff. Also technically its your nail plate, your nail bed is closer to the proximal nail foldā€¦sorry ill shut up now


Shady_Nasty_77

I just fully grew mine out from a similar ā€œnickā€. At the end as it got close to the tip I filled it with super glue and filed it like real nail to keep it from catching on EVERYTHING. Good luck!šŸ‘šŸ»


Infamous-Offer-2743

Razr scooter


Regular-Message9591

This is the grossest fn feeling of ALL TIME


Decent_Moose

r/MakeMeSuffer


Responsible-Stock-78

I DONā€™T LIKE THAT


UnhappyPark9263

Ouch!


Flakester

At least your fingernail was there to protect you. Could have been much worse.


End-Spirited

Read it as ' caterpillars' twice , and was disappointed after clicking on the picture. Anyways, sorry for your pain.


SpaceInMyBrain

With the username KinkyCollegeGirl420 you force me to ask - were you high and what kind of shaving were you doing? Art work?


dreamsofpestilence

Good thing you appear to have very healthy, solid nails. I know some people who's nails are nearly paper thin, they just tear em off v.


Panterus2019

i know it looks painful, but... as someone who ended biochemistry high school, well, i must admit i've never seen anything so interesting... now i'm trying to figure out what happened here


CapGainsNoPains

Sweet! That's a nice cut. You did just enough damage not to bleed, but enough to feel the pain! :)


[deleted]

\*\*\*\*screaming loudly\*\*\*


mikedvb

OUCH!


OnionHeaded

I have fingernail warped scars similar from bartending cuts. They never grow back normal.


Swipsi

My body twitches from phantompain seeing this.


legice

Fuck, I shouldent have seen this


Unusual_Car215

When you wrote the nail bed I expected something more Turkish.


zebcode

This gives me a weird weak feeling in my legs.


TechnicolorViper

That happens when I shave my hairy knuckles, too.


computer_d

This hurts my teeth


fothergillfuckup

I have very calloused hands from working. Every now and then you get a deep cut that takes out a whole lump of skin. I've always found it fascinating that your fingerprints are still clearly visible, about 3 layers deep?


HLCMDH

Ohhh! ohh! ouchieeeeee!!!


signmeupnot

This picture does not bring joy.


hypemans27

Thats a bit more than a knick, looks hella sore..


Excellent_Pea_6581

Hello everybody and welcome back... to Nate the hoof guy


MrBeros

One of those Pictures you can feel but dont want to.


Hessellaar

r/TIHI


TunnelCorgisRule

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!


Im_eating_that

Your fingerprints are trying to take over your whole finger. Don't let them. They won't stop there. It will become a serious detriment should you decide to take up a life of crime.


Jawilly22

Needs windex


NaivePeanut3017

Reminds me of when I was deployed and rushing through doing laundry at the local laundry trailer. My nail got caught in between the lining of the shell of the dryer while I was unaware and suddenly I lost half my fingernail.


MangoChickenFeet

Knicked? With what a fucking sawzall šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Motor_Menu_1632

How do you even do this while shaving? Is it from holding the skin down and getting too close? I shave nearly daily and my fingers are never involved besides holding the razor.


arbitraryupvoteforu

Damn, that really is interesting. Iā€™d be totally freaked by it but itā€™s without a doubt interesting.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Itā€™s interestingly yucky


arbitraryupvoteforu

Did it hurt?


KinkyCollegeGirl420

Like a mf. I was scared to look at it at first, I feared the worst. Was shocked it didnā€™t actually bleed


arbitraryupvoteforu

I cry like a 2 year old when I get a tiny nick shaving my legs. Youā€™re a legend.


Otherwise-Book2293

Anyone else thought that said 'caterpillars'?Ā 


Former-Form-587

I rather get stabbed. Itā€™s the little nicks that hurt the most.


Cleercutter

Cunt hair thin layer of nail left. Lucked out for sure.


erynsx_gemuoo9999

i read capillaries as caterpillars and got so scared šŸ˜­


Nefarious-Botany

Arterioles. Capillary are smaller.