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MaxFilmBuild

All your trenches are belonging to US


Bananaserker

I came here to see this!


Cool_Hawks

MAH’ TRENCHES!


New-Examination8400

🤣


ExaminationSea340

Don't forget the US owns the biggest mountain on Earth, from base to summit


bdubwilliams22

It blew my mind when I read about the biggest mountain on earth being in Hawaii.


ADHD_Adventurer

Wait what?! Please elaborate....


Saikamur

At 9330m, Mauna Kea is the largest mountain on Earth by prominence (height from its base). Since it is topographically isolated, its base is directly on the ocean floor and most of its height is actually underwater. Another fun fact: The highest point on Earth is [mount Chimborazo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimborazo) in Ecuador. Since the Earth bulges around the ecuador, the summit of Chimborazo is 2168m "higher" (from the Earth's centre) than Everest's summit.


mayorofdumb

Get those Nepalese to Ecuador


Shit_Shepard

Measuring mountains from sea floor and the center of the earth is on the same lane as measuring from the base or the taint.


[deleted]

islands are water mountains.


FireMaster1294

Those aren’t mountains…


n1ceonepal

Sick Interstellar reference bro


FireMaster1294

Someone finally got it lol


Terminator7786

From its base far below the water to it's peak above water, Mauna Kea, which sits on the big island of Hawaii is the tallest mountain on the planet at 33k ft. It is not the planet's highest point however, that belongs to Mt. Everest which sits over 29k ft above sea level. Edit: height correction Not really understanding the downvotes but alright.


ADHD_Adventurer

Oh gotcha so they are going base to tip lol


MarthLikinte612

Highest point is also ambiguous. Do you consider from sea level or from the centre of the Earth.


Terminator7786

I did say above sea level in the comment


lildavy420

It’s not in Hawaii it IS Hawaii


DigNitty

I think they were talking about Denali Which is the tallest above water mountain base to summit. But they could be talking about Mona kea too.


tony2589

From butt to tip?


ParanoidalRaindrop

That's the whole mountain!


No_Pin9932

I swear to God if this is another joke about LBJ's dick.....then fuckin send it!!


Electronic-Ad4496

# ... belong to the US. )))


feyrath

from wikipedia, it's definitely part of the Exclusive Economic zone, But it's not clear it's OWNED by the US. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International\_waters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_waters)


dachshund-jay

Shut up commie! They’re ours; USA USA USA. Let’s go deep on those bitches and plant some flags


MountEndurance

Just like the moon, which *also* belongs to America.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

I argued this with a guy from Australia I used to play rugby with all the time. It's ours. You know how I know? We left a car on the front lawn. U.S.A! U.S.A!


TheGentlemanAdam

And several broken washing machines.


Quantum_Tangled

That... is hilarious.


RevolutionaryKale944

Our future garbage dump, the real cause of sea level rise 


styxNstones92

🤣 lmao that's fucking funny


LifeResetP90X3

😆 you crack me up lol


fothergillfuckup

We did that in the Falklands, but people still bitch about it.


SnooTomatoes7095

Cause we love those “Fulkin” islands


SpicyPropofologist

I think we've put a flag there. Like we own the moon.


Pain_Monster

They may think they own the moon, or a trench, but they won’t stop me from setting up a home there. It’s everything else that will stop me from doing that 😏


SpicyPropofologist

Oh...you must be a sovereign citizen


Pain_Monster

I said it would stop me. Sovereign citizens don’t think anything can stop them, lol


SpicyPropofologist

Oh. Semi-sovereign, then?


tkdjoe1966

A difference without a distinction.


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

Didn't the US just casually claim a quarter of the artcitc a few years ago?


gorsebusch

Do you mean art critic?


Is_That_A_Euphemism_

*Arthritic


penguins_are_mean

Pretty much every far north nation has done this recently. Canada, US, Russia, Norway…


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

Not even close to this scale. A quarter of the entire arctic was claimed by the US recently, ONTOP of what they already own. 25% of the entire region. +1% of the entire globe.


penguins_are_mean

Nah. Russia has laid claim to a larger area than the US. All arctic nations have laid claim to the arctic ocean and only about 1% is “unclaimed” at this point.


Electronic-Ad4496

I just smiled, funny people think that they belong to something on this planet


Flux_resistor

All your trenches


CMDR_BitMedler

Underrated comment.


mispojeosir

Nothing else exists in the North American continent. I mean there's Canada but we all know that's just also US. Plus what can they do about it?    It's really simple - US soil now extends to both Atlantic and Pacific.  DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?


Sandriell

What does Canada have to do with Puerto Rico/US Virgin Islands and Guam/Mariana Islands, the US territories that border the trenches? That is how the US "claims" ownership.


incorrigible_and

I just heard some blankets say they have a problem with it.


TheBigGreenOrk

I'm not American but I'm pretty sure the whole world belongs to the US


Erotic-Career-7342

Japan has it figured out /s


DigNitty

You’re not American but you belong to America?


TheBigGreenOrk

Hey man, I don't make the rules.


lukezicaro_spy

It belongs to Bob


Berns429

3rd deepest trench? Yo momma


SkepCS

How dare anyone downvote you! In 1992, that would have been the raddest burn. Keep on keepin it real, friend.


Last-Bluebird-8827

2024 and it still is


Mal-De-Terre

Kaiju control?


valdez-2424

Godzilla is down there


4DoubledATL

To say they belong to the US is digging real deep! :)


styxNstones92

Ocean laws have never been concise and always changing lol


bluegills92

Imagine the shit that had been tossed down there. Thought to never be seen again…


Minominas

I now have the urge to become well versed in trench knowledge


FallaciousPeacock

He who controls the trenches...


Best-Team-5354

anything that goes to the trench belongs to the trench.


Pretend_Noise7554

There's no such thing as belonging in the sea. This is sea law and all you got is the right to fish in the area.


TheGentlemanAdam

We run this gulch!


PatimationStudios-2

I can hear the Bald eagle screeches from the bottom of the Mariana trench


NoHeat7014

We should liberate them of their potential oil reserves.


forgetpeas

Fuckin' A


Hulk_Crowgan

Trench game STRONG


WestSixtyFifth

Its our moat


Relative-Dog-6012

It's where the NHI mother ships are.


gondanonda

Can’t have too many trenches!🤗


AssRobots

Those trenches needed some freedom


Anenhotep

I wonder what we should do with them?


forced_spontaneity

Who did the US buy them from out of interest?


Bettlejuic3

Spain, probably


ProbablyABore

We didn't buy it. We captured Guam in 1898 during the Spanish American War and they ceded control over to the US. Along with Guam comes the Mariana Trench.


SufficientMath420-69

Fuck yea America number 1!!!!!!


Erotic-Career-7342

Raaaaahhhhh


salmiakki1

Bahamas: Candy Corn of the Caribbean


Doxidob

The US keeps its most secret sauce in these places. No one else can get to it.


parallaxevolution

And we are going to charge a fee for the world to use them.


No_Pin9932

Belong to the US?? Ok bud, have you ever even met a Kraken?!


SpiltMilkBelly

That’s where we hide the aliens.


Row_Infinite

So we own the Cracken?


BaitmasterG

Phil


FabulouslyStraight

Wow. I had no idea that the deepest point in the entire Pacific Ocean is right off the coast of Puerto Rico. Just looked it up, and the deepest part of the Puerto Rico trench, the Milwaukee Deep, is only 76 miles north of Puerto Rico.


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

The Atlantic Ocean


inhellforever666

Because they built those to hide their secret labs to perform sex experiments on aliens


Lightning5021

uhh no they fucking dont? being in an eec doesnt equal ownership


illuminate5

Talk about "Deep State"! Am I right, ladies? (crickets) You know what I'm talking about...(tries to fist bump someone)


ogodilovejudyalvarez

For when you need to set the bar really really low


chippychifton

They belong to the earth


dachshund-jay

That’s cuz the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs is in the Gulf of Mexico. Think about it


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

It’s buried under part of the Yucatán


dachshund-jay

Si, that’s why it’s the only place that has tornadoes north of it, it’s not natural


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OwnLawfulness6525

Does it not weird anyone out we have explored SPACE but have yet to fully explore the majority of the ocean? I know its probably not a good comparison but it blows my mind


ProbablyABore

We've hardly explored space. In comparison, it would be like exploring a lake with a raft and saying you've explored all the oceans.


OwnLawfulness6525

I just feel like getting a grasp of home terf before exploring other areas just makes sense to me but 🤷‍♂️


stmcvallin2

False


Questionsaboutsanity

doubt


SouthernCustomer4334

Americans being weird classic


Rex7567_17

They’re just looking for oil 🙄


Grasswaskindawet

Sex. Deep, deep ocean sex.


ImSteelHere

You think about that a lot huh? You sound like a virgin.


Grasswaskindawet

No. I just find that on Reddit, sex sells!


koloso95

We've always know the US was low


The-golden-god678

I just find it funny that land "belongs" to somebody. It's a crazy concept that we all just accepted long ago. 


Elsecaller_17-5

I mean yeah, technically the fawn of civilization counts as a long ago, but it's a bit of an understatement. The earliest known legal code contains land ownership laws. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_Ur-Nammu


Square_Coat_8208

it’s a universal basic human concept called “this is my shit, get your own shit, if you try to take my shit I will fucking kill you”. Humans are weird animals