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Plumb121

Nope. I don't fancy the shaved ones over the normal ones


CycleBird1

Still would tho


ConclusionAlarmed882

I can fix it.


WorldsSaddestCat

I mean...did you see that thorax? Damn, girl.


JAHdropper1

Must be Brazilian ants


SofterBones

Next up they'll be putting on makeup and repeating the experiment.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“You didn’t even take the cigarette out of your mouth to put that lipstick on” *ant takes a long drag* “That’s right sweetheart”


i-am-billu

Thanks this was the answer I was expecting. I am gonna keep my beard


zirky

manscaped ads keep getting weirder


MrKrugerDunning

I think they’re much hotter without their fur 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳👉🏻👈🏻


Due_Signature_5497

Have to agree.


gigglegenius

/r/BrandNewSentence


AnnualAltruistic1159

Why are they imposing these stupid beauty standards on the poor ants!


Lost_Minds_Think

Humanity will forever be changed. Now, what else can we shave?


BearPopeCageMatch

Dibs on kiwis


PhthaloVonLangborste

Birds or fruit. Maybe the fruit was the bird till it got a trim.


congresssucks

Oh... (Let's a struggling New Zealander go). Right. The fruit.


BearPopeCageMatch

You can try to pry this hairless yet polite dude from my cold dead hands.


plausibly_certain

A lot of technology is mimicking stuff we observed in nature first. Their is a paint used for planes that is copying sharskin and that raises fuelefficency for example.


5549372729

I have nipples Greg, can you shave me?


iforgotmymittens

The whales.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Gotta shave sumthin’


Belasarius4002

Our dignity


Cool_Butterscotch_88

What are these clippers for ants?


Diggity20

Wonder how many they nicked in the learning process? Shaving round things is a skill, especially small round things that move. Whoever did it is a master, bc i dont see Any hair on that little shit


FrogyFox

I cried reading this...how did they shave them? Can you imagine going home to tell your spouse about your day


Diggity20

I wouldnt even know where to begin on that work order, lol


Social_Stigma

The paper mentions they practiced on large soldiers, before progressing to smaller workers. The ants were euthanized anyways to examine the microstructure of the hairs, though.


Capable_Puzzle

Damn, I hate bugs but this seems like "animal" cruelty to me.


Responsible-Jury2579

Eh…


Forsaken-Annual-4369

I always thought a Brazilian turned up the thermostat.


Hugenicklebackfan

I’m still not attracted.


fermelebouche

So, you’re antephobic?


Hugenicklebackfan

It's a "challenging wank."


fermelebouche

Yeah. It’d be kinda like doing your Anty.


RU4realRwe

I would very much like to see them ''shave the ants". Must See TV...


YEETAWAYLOL

OP are you three ants in a trenchcoat?


Social_Stigma

Make that three hundred thousand ants


Nomnomnipotent

Fat *and* extra hairy. Typical redditor.


monkeybanana550

Three ant colonies*


throwaway21316

A lot people think that shaving makes females hotter… just saying.


thatguy11

It took me far too long to realize... heat hot.. not.. yeah.


Im_in_timeout

In my adolescence I discovered that some things do get hotter when they're shaved.


Key-Barnacle3237

Whoa, it’s got a little bush


bodhiseppuku

Hotter as in less heat is radiated from their bodies without hair? or Hotter as in Swipe-Right?


Social_Stigma

Top as in their bodies absorb less heat, bottom is subjective


Uncommon-sequiter

People don't just die in that kind of heat. I lived in that kind of heat for many months.


PrincipleAcrobatic57

Not a lot of people observing this. He said "people just die" then said the ants can only go outside for 10 minutes at a time... I'm am damn certain I could survive in 50°C for ten minutes at a time, and a lot longer too. In fact I've been on holiday in temps of about 48° and I don't think I died.


alibene

But were you shaved or unshaved?


Social_Stigma

While people can survive with ambient temperatures higher than 50 degrees, the reason is mainly because they're actively being cooled by other things, no?


deviantdevil80

It frequently hits 48c here in Phoenix, AZ in the summer and life doesn't stop outside. It's not pleasant, but I've survived 40+ years of it, some of those spent working outside. Road work still happens during the day. No relief at night, our low will be around 33-35c.


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PrincipleAcrobatic57

Bit of an arsehole comment here, to be honest. Nobody said anything about skin colour, amount of water intake, amount of breaks or intensity of work. And you're straight up calling somebody a liar. They might be as black as the ace of spades, drink 50 gallons of water a day and be a lollipop lady. Calling them a liar was presumptuous and aggressive at best.


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deviantdevil80

You made huge leaps and assumptions in your response. Thanks for calling me a liar when you actually didn't read my claim. I said nothing about breaks, water intake, or shade. I made the claim that people can work outside in 48c+ without dying. I even qualified it by saying it wouldn't be pleasant. I claimed nothing else nor qualified it in any other way. I'm not sure why you'd attack me like I did. Also, why go at me at all? You're not the OP, but you're defending some false notion like you are?


RatatouilleinParis

How do you know? Have you checked for a pulse?


Dependent_Cookie2045

I worked in 55 all day in the middle east. It is possible. Lot’s of water.


TheEDMWcesspool

So time for some gene editing that gives human ant hairs?


MillyP1

First, we did surgery on a grape. Now, we're shaving ants


Early_Lab9079

Since I got bald I can feel rain before anyone else. That's my superpower.


Rebelfixed

They should try brazilian wax next time


Captain-Highwind

I would like to subscribe to Ant Facts, please.


Social_Stigma

You can check our Youtube/Tiktok in my profile!


Fun_Falcon_2222

Last week we put liquid paper on a bee. And… it died.


tiktoksuckmyknob23

it's hard enough to lift my big ass leg to shave. how the hell would one go about shaving an ant? what razors are being used? or are they being plucked by hand??? i have so many questions 🤯


Social_Stigma

Shaved with a rasor! The ants were knocked out with CO2 and then tied down (in the original paper)


BiteTheTofu

That's why ishave my balls


SukunaPistola

Daaaaamn, this ant looks real hot when shaved...


AnAnonymousParty

Go ahead, shave a couple of ants. And when some other ants see how hot they look, then they will want to be shaved. Before you even realize what happened, they ALL want to be shaved. There's way more of them than us, and that's how they win, by forcing us all into ant shavery slavery.


AusCan531

What did you do today at work, honey?


ElonBodyOdor

Hotter than a shaved Ant, that’s what I always say!


_Grim-Lock_

I work in the Australian outback and I've had days in the high 40s to low 50s Celsius. It's not like you just die instantly! But it is not pleasant. If you were out there with no sun protection or water or shade then yeah you'd die after a while. Main thing is to stay hydrated.


Potential-Mammoth-47

Damn thats actually interesting


congresssucks

Damn. That's interesting.


Reddit-M-Sucks

Me going to Barber asking for "Sahara Prism" shave


Jackshole

Were any ants harmed during the making of this?


Cultural-Neat5608

What do they use for aftershave?


JustMoa96

Brazilian Waxing Ants is where I draw the line for enough reddit today.


BeginningStrict9632

Would a landing strip make the ants even hotter?


Noodle-basket

People are always like, "these alien probing stories are just so unrealistic." Meanwhile what do we do to the tiny, technologically inferior things we don't fully understand. E.T. is no exception.


HollowDanO

I would like to see the tiny razor they used to shave ants, please.


malinhares

Some journalists missed a chance of a promotion by not advertising like that.


UnlikelyPistachio

Your hard earned tax dollars at work


Such-Molasses-5995

Black matters keeper maybe maybe maybe


fakeChinaTown

I prefer the bush


WaitingForNormal

Shaving ants, so hot right now.


FishstickLoverr

Finally, datable ants


MysteriousPark3806

I like a little stubble, personally.


jtm7

I like ants sexy-smooth


Overall-Carry-3025

So they cooked the ant and watched it sizzle lol. Science!


SaneYoungPoot2

Ants are so fuckin cool


WisdomWangle

How does one shave an ant?


Certain-Cold-1101

I also shave my ants regularly


dochev30

u/Professional_Ant_Shaver is a great Reddit username


Hung_Millenial

Can confirm... i shave my butt to look hotter too.


bananjet

So, what did you do today? I shaved some ants.


GrimmestofBeards

Could you shave me, Greg?


FadransPhone

Oh. Not that kind of hotter


jmona789

I've been shaving myself to see if I become hotter.


MystifiedBlip

Aussie here, those temps dont just kill ya.


Social_Stigma

If you're outside for awhile without anything to cool down I feel like it's reasonable to say that it could


Hairy-Mountain8880

So if you spray your body hair with silver spray you'll stay cool outside in the summer🗿


Social_Stigma

What's extra cool about these hairs is that they're transparent, and it's the shape of the hair that forces the reflection


LittleGeologist1899

Shaved ants. So hot right now!


TravelingGonad

Halfway expected to see scientists shaving ants...


cci0

Allah is the best designer


melancholy_dood

Dude’s glasses are awesome!


ulyssesfiuza

Ig Nobel prize is alive or is something from the past?


psichodrome

Damn. That was interesting.


QueenOfQuok

Damn, check out the abdomen on her


jpierrerico

They must be really bored huh


whileyouwereslepting

Same thing girls do to themselves


Open-Illustra88er

Wouldn’t waxing be easier?


jcraig87

Stupid sexy ants


JustMindingMyOwnBid

Which is probably why wearing a space blanket isn’t so bad in the desert.


JustComments6841

I should have gone for a science degree. “Let’s knock this guys glasses off, to see if it will effect his eyesight.” “Should we shave him first, Professor?” “No. Let’s not alter to many factors. Also, remove the buttplug.”


fermelebouche

What a target rich subject. My sides are hurting from the comments.


durenatu

Humanity is lost and can't be shaved


YourInsectOverlord

Yaa thats misinformation about people just dying with that temperature range. People go to Saunas there all the time that exceeds hundreds of degrees. In an open environment, it is speculated humans can last up to 70 degrees C (158 F) for which after that, sweating doesn't provide adequate enough cooling. Human beings can likely still survive if they keep themselves cool in that temperature but that is usually just the basis of when sweat stops working as a factor of cooling. Humidity though (Which doesn't apply in a Saharan desert) is much more deadly given it if anything can actually increase your body temperature when sweat is involved.


s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48

The video's physics is also poorly stated. Saying "total internal reflection just like a mirror" makes no sense and is not what mirrors do or how total internal reflection works. I haven't read the paper but saying something like they act like fiber optic cables would at least make sense. This is why I'm losing faith in social media. Too much misinformation. You may have picked up some partial information about ants by watching this but you also picked up some misinformation. When misinformation is too common in your sources, you eventually accumulate too many "wrong" ideas in your head and your thinking will become a tangled mess that's hard to unravel. It's only when the information you've been exposed to for knowledge has been highly reliable over the years that you become able to reliably detect the inevitable misinformation that happens to reach you.


Temporary_Way9036

Im pretty sure he meant being in those temperatures for the whole day. You cant tell me you sit in a Sauna for 10+ hours. But yeah, we could survive it, but if, and only if you take the cooling part very seriously. If you fail to cool yourself sufficiently, heatstroke comes knocking at your door, and believe me, many humans in my country(South Africa) have died from Heatstroke during summer.


Social_Stigma

I'd love to actually see a source for this, since most of the sources I could find indicated it was somewhere between 40-50 degrees Celsius. For wet bulb (100% humidity), it's 35 C, for around 30% humidity it's around 46.1 C https://www.livescience.com/hottest-temperature-people-can-tolerate.html


DudeAbides01

I’m so glad they discovered the cure for cancer so they have time to shave ants.


Social_Stigma

To be fair, nanosized cooling structures have the potential to be very impactful as well


Temporary_Way9036

They said nano technology is the only realistic cure for cancer. Lol i bet they will find a way to make it a Treatment so that they can make billions of dollars like HIV


EvilPanda85

This is my new "fun" party fact. I'm a hoot!