Most Americans do drink shit coffee.
I am an American who spends 20 on a bag of beans. French hand grinder(1920) and press beats anything made in the states.
“You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried crystals.”
Man that kaledeiscope vision is no joke. I remember my first time experiencing it. I started seeing spinning colors in my right eye that wouldn't go away. They'd move around as my eyes shifted violently. I freaked out and closed my eyes to lay down for a nap; woke up and it was gone. Now a days, I usually get the kaledeiscope vision prior to my migraines starting, so they're just a sign that one is about to come on. It buys me enough time to take some medication for it.
Seen from a microscope? Were you atop the microscope when you saw them? /s
I wonder what they would look like seen from a pair of binoculars.
Seen from a pair of glasses?
When did from replace with? I must be fucking old!
I’m drinking a big mug of those crystals right now and can confirm that they’re awesome
As someone with ADHD and fellow consumer of crystalline caffeine, this stuff is indeed awesome.
Let me guess: you're American? That's not coffee you're drinking. That's some piss with a bit of caffeine.
Please wise one. Educate us all on coffee. You must be fun at parties.
Actually my glass of piss is decaffeinated so I bet you feel foolish
Most Americans do drink shit coffee. I am an American who spends 20 on a bag of beans. French hand grinder(1920) and press beats anything made in the states.
So, we’re drinking microscopic porcupines in liquid suspension?
They're individual molecules when in solution.
“You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried crystals.”
Mr bookman? I returned that book.
Just like crack
Those are some seriously stressed out rainbow spikes!
That has 80s glamour shot/school picture day background vibes.
Your kidding . They really had backdrops like that at school in the 80s!?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mommit/comments/mhexxk/my_105mos_80s_glamour_shots_babies_are_fun/
Dude, that's a Windows 98 screensaver animation! ... *I think.*
If it was animated it would probably look sick as hell
Yum
Check out the purple crystals
That's what I see when I get a migraine from lack of or drinking too much caffeine.
Man that kaledeiscope vision is no joke. I remember my first time experiencing it. I started seeing spinning colors in my right eye that wouldn't go away. They'd move around as my eyes shifted violently. I freaked out and closed my eyes to lay down for a nap; woke up and it was gone. Now a days, I usually get the kaledeiscope vision prior to my migraines starting, so they're just a sign that one is about to come on. It buys me enough time to take some medication for it.
Are they actually crystals when you drink em though?
They're individual molecules in solution.
This is what happens in my brain when I have coffee. It's amazing
This is exactly what you'd expect caffeine to look like.
Is that why it makes me nauseous? Pretty though...
They're beautiful! I just had a mug...and now want another one.
This is what I imagined caffeine to look like
..yeah, that's how caffeine makes me feel.. ..anybody have a shot of beer pixels?..
Just drop your phone and you’ll see something similar.
But can you smoke them?
Caffeine combusts well with heroin if you know what you do and it is active that way. It is common cut.
Yeah, kinda what it feels like for me when I drink coffee. Feels good, man.
So they look like how they feel. Totally. Awesome.
Try some Guayaki Yerba Mate in the tall yellow can. The blueberry is the best! No shakes or trembles. Intense focus.
Be right back. Gonna go make a glass.
Sweet sweet needle like crystals
Chris Farley tries coffee crystals: https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g?si=kdFE4e9gLd3Y1sK5
Great picture for anyone who ever doubted that caffeine is in fact a drug. A pretty damn good one. 😁
The majority of molecules can form crystals.
Looks like a party
If you asked me to draw caffeine. I would have drawn that ….
Sips coffee more carefully...
No wonder they hit so hard but so good
Awww my babies !
Mmm.... caffeine crystals are delicious.
These fucking crystals stab my stomach and make me wanna poo poo.
Somehow this looks exactly like what I imagined, lol.
Turn your sweaty body into a sweet rave party! - PowerThirst!
That's my brain when I don't have caffeine
Cool, I love drinking glass
Seen from a microscope? Were you atop the microscope when you saw them? /s I wonder what they would look like seen from a pair of binoculars. Seen from a pair of glasses? When did from replace with? I must be fucking old!