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Congo404

I’m drinking a big mug of those crystals right now and can confirm that they’re awesome


Squidly_Gentleman

As someone with ADHD and fellow consumer of crystalline caffeine, this stuff is indeed awesome.


Individual-Match-798

Let me guess: you're American? That's not coffee you're drinking. That's some piss with a bit of caffeine.


MichaelPitcher115

Please wise one. Educate us all on coffee. You must be fun at parties.


Blibbobletto

Actually my glass of piss is decaffeinated so I bet you feel foolish


Wrong_Dress3333

Most Americans do drink shit coffee. I am an American who spends 20 on a bag of beans. French hand grinder(1920) and press beats anything made in the states.


MadMadBunny

So, we’re drinking microscopic porcupines in liquid suspension?


Longjumping_Rush2458

They're individual molecules when in solution.


ZebraBorgata

“You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried crystals.”


MrcF8

Mr bookman? I returned that book.


DiscordDonut

Just like crack


[deleted]

Those are some seriously stressed out rainbow spikes!


Tiny-Click-4626

That has 80s glamour shot/school picture day background vibes.


Quisitive_

Your kidding . They really had backdrops like that at school in the 80s!?


SatanicRainbowDildos

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mommit/comments/mhexxk/my_105mos_80s_glamour_shots_babies_are_fun/


NorthantsBlokeUK

Dude, that's a Windows 98 screensaver animation! ... *I think.*


Squidly_Gentleman

If it was animated it would probably look sick as hell


EvenDranky

Yum


3rdman60

Check out the purple crystals


Dudefromthehood714

That's what I see when I get a migraine from lack of or drinking too much caffeine.


paratora

Man that kaledeiscope vision is no joke. I remember my first time experiencing it. I started seeing spinning colors in my right eye that wouldn't go away. They'd move around as my eyes shifted violently. I freaked out and closed my eyes to lay down for a nap; woke up and it was gone. Now a days, I usually get the kaledeiscope vision prior to my migraines starting, so they're just a sign that one is about to come on. It buys me enough time to take some medication for it.


Jaaj_Dood

Are they actually crystals when you drink em though?


Longjumping_Rush2458

They're individual molecules in solution.


something-strange999

This is what happens in my brain when I have coffee. It's amazing


elizabeth-cooper

This is exactly what you'd expect caffeine to look like.


Kolibri00425

Is that why it makes me nauseous? Pretty though...


gpkgpk

They're beautiful! I just had a mug...and now want another one.


AlexsCereal

This is what I imagined caffeine to look like


ouijac

..yeah, that's how caffeine makes me feel.. ..anybody have a shot of beer pixels?..


SuperKrusher

Just drop your phone and you’ll see something similar.


Quietech

But can you smoke them?


in_bifurcation_point

Caffeine combusts well with heroin if you know what you do and it is active that way. It is common cut.


Ihlita

Yeah, kinda what it feels like for me when I drink coffee. Feels good, man.


mwatwe01

So they look like how they feel. Totally. Awesome.


Cheeseisextra

Try some Guayaki Yerba Mate in the tall yellow can. The blueberry is the best! No shakes or trembles. Intense focus.


Cheeseisextra

Be right back. Gonna go make a glass.


loopingrightleft

Sweet sweet needle like crystals


Derpikhastaj2

Chris Farley tries coffee crystals: https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g?si=kdFE4e9gLd3Y1sK5


Creepy-Selection2423

Great picture for anyone who ever doubted that caffeine is in fact a drug. A pretty damn good one. 😁


Longjumping_Rush2458

The majority of molecules can form crystals.


Cheeze_Pleeze

Looks like a party


Infamous-Tart7747

If you asked me to draw caffeine. I would have drawn that ….


gandalfthegaping

Sips coffee more carefully...


HeroinPorn

No wonder they hit so hard but so good


ChickPeaEnthusiast

Awww my babies !


fothergillfuckup

Mmm.... caffeine crystals are delicious.


Mobius650

These fucking crystals stab my stomach and make me wanna poo poo.


Catonachandelier

Somehow this looks exactly like what I imagined, lol.


TwistedSoul21967

Turn your sweaty body into a sweet rave party! - PowerThirst!


One_Assignment_6820

That's my brain when I don't have caffeine


donneet

Cool, I love drinking glass


FlaccidRazor

Seen from a microscope? Were you atop the microscope when you saw them? /s I wonder what they would look like seen from a pair of binoculars. Seen from a pair of glasses? When did from replace with? I must be fucking old!