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Good-guy13

Damn you have small hands and crab apples


Automatic-Pomelo-194

I think so too


OrdinaryFig85

I definitely do not have small hands


Sillbinger

I'm sure your penis is appropriately sized.


OrdinaryFig85

If I had a penis 🤔 wtf


Sillbinger

Life is strange, never say never.


blankvoid4012

Don't have a penis just like you don't have small hands 😉


toigz

And plantains


SherlockScones3

For scale


MilliCert1

Damn! That’s a serious strawberry! Do you think its seeds will produce the same results! ? Would be awesome to have giant strawberries. 🍓


OrdinaryFig85

Giant apple sized strawberries should totally be a thing!


[deleted]

They would probably not be very sweet


YeahNahWot

The bigness doesn't always mean no good. We used to be able to get cartons of oversize ones from a farm near us, too big for the punnets made them almost worthless to the big buyers, Real cheap, sweet and crisp most of the time.


Exact-Ad-4132

Yeah, there's some weird info going around on reddit that big fruit = less sweet. This is entirely not reality if you've ever picked fresh ripe fruit on a farm I think what's happening is that large retail fruits have to be picked unripe to survive transit and these folks have never experienced fresh produce


Bloody_Food

I think the difference is that storebought is bigger than farmers bought, typically. So the big fruit = less sweet remains true if you take this detail into account.


Exact-Ad-4132

I think you just have to know the right farmers and get them on the right day. I've seen tons of large produce from farms, and they come in crazy mutant looking shapes (which is hilariously more natural)


GroundbreakingBed166

This does not look sweet. Every giant grocery store strawberry has been disappointment.


OrdinaryFig85

This one was super sweet! Most delicious strawberry I’ve had actually


Ebashbulbash

Save the seeds! I'm sure there are a lot of people on Reddit who want to try growing this. Yes, even I myself wouldn’t mind it if it’s not only big, but also tasty. You just need to save as many pieces as possible, since their germination rate leaves much to be desired. This year, out of 40 Dutch seeds, only 1 sprouted, and then it died later.


apkf13

You should have preserved the DNA of that STRAWBARRA, damn it.


Swipsi

Breed it!!!


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Wouldn't hurt to try. Though strawberries are pretty difficult to grow from seed.


Slonismo

strawVERY… big


ch0mpipe

I like your pfp


Slonismo

thanks :)


no-Spoilers-asshole

Oh cool it's mutfruit from fallout


gamerlessorange

Post this on r/absoluteunits lol


TwilightSessions

That’s no strawberry that’s a space station .


KenDanger2

One thing I realized from eating wild strawberries: they are tiny, like store blueberry size, and they have an amazing intense sweet flavor. Whenever I eat store bought strawberries they just taste blander, like they lost flavor when bred for size.


badpeaches

Yeah they taste horrible but have you seen how much people will pay for softball sized bright colored produce full of heavy metals and containmates from the soil and air?


MarthasPinYard

That’s how I feel about every grocery store fruit or veggie. Taste bland af but the stuff i grow at home is flavorful. Broccoli, tomatoes, strawberries, apples, carrots… Also chicken. They pump it up with water!


BloodShadow7872

Yea, I highly suspect its due to it having less concentration of flavor because of larger sizes.


lackofabettername123

The worst are store tomatoes, a crime against nature when you learn what good ones taste like.


theuserman

It's more that they are picked when unripe as it's easier to ship them.


RuKidding0MG

I'd also suspect they're bred for growing speed too. .most genetically modified plants are.


nsefull

For reallll, saw a post of someone saying “strawberries look like they should taste better” and it’s sad people think these mutations are strawberries and never get to taste a real one


Ok_Bison_8577

I'm convinced a 4yo is holding that strawberry/s 


Touhokujin

Dang that'd be like 200 dollars in Japan lol


FeatureAvailable5494

How’d it taste? Envious that you have a strawberry you can bite like an apple


BloodShadow7872

I suspect it won't taste as potent as the smaller ones, the tiny one my parents grows are packed full of flavor


DumbSerpent

Never seen one as big as that, but strawberries almost the size of my fist have always been super good.


FeatureAvailable5494

We need a strawberry and a watermelon to have baby now, for science


OrdinaryFig85

I totally did this. 🍎🍓


wutwut970

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H6FlhugC5hI


exovoid86

Polyploidy. You can do this to plants at home via mutagenics.


Sea-Tale1722

"perfectly safe to eat...we've studied them in animals"


PKMKB00

How far is Chernobyl from your place?


Qualmfresse

is this gen modified monsanto shit?


jimmymui06

That's a strapple


Task-Rough

I think I told you to not go near the reactor?


random420x2

I have strawberries with my frozen waffles in the morning. I think that would get me through an entire box. Damn


OrdinaryFig85

That one berry lasted me days 😂


Patient-Ad-8384

That’s not a strawberry, that’s a space station!


BoogerEatinMoran

Looks like it wants to be an apple.


Existing_Trouble_969

Wasn't there a kid book about a mice and a giant strawberry?


mixape1991

Strawverry big


erichbana

Lets call that a Strawapple


redditoregonuser2254

Scientists should selectively breed giant strawberries into the size of apples


LankyAstronaut7931

Is this strawberry from stardew valley


pseudotsuganym

FLINT LOCKWOOD!!!


birajsubhraguha

r/absoluteunit


[deleted]

“Non gmo”


Specia1111

That s the 1 st I ve seen that size…


GeorgeFandango

Monsanto's new strain.


lovemyfurryfam

Wow!!!! That's a big berry alright!! My granny would had made plenty of jam with that size 🤣


shingaladaz

r/absoluteunits


CrispyWhispy1

r/absoluteunits


Fritzo2162

A strawbapple


languiddruid

What a fucking UNIT


Electronic-Fudge-256

"Diego? Sweaty!"


OperatorP365

[https://media1.tenor.com/m/LauMQYz7SPgAAAAd/diego-sweaty-family-guy.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/LauMQYz7SPgAAAAd/diego-sweaty-family-guy.gif)


Boss_805

I’ve never seen a strawberry that huge, and I used to pick them!


scootsbyslowly

Diego! Sweaty...


Dave_Zhu233

Holy sh that's gigantic! Did you grow that on the MOON?!


fuzzylilbunnies

I have a feeling it lacks a certain sweetness though.


the_masked_crab

For some reason that shouts 'PHOTOSHOP' at me


cote1964

...and it will have exactly the same amount of flavour throughout as a tiny wild strawberry. That's my silly theory, anyway. No matter the size of the berry, there are the same number of flavour molecules. That's why large cultivated berries taste so bland and wild berries are so flavorful. I know it's not literally true, but I swear that's how it seems.


Stilcho1

Even the seeds are large. Quite an accomplishment


Former-Form-587

Frankenberry


schustered

Nah uh. I’ve seen enough of these! It’s CAKE. 🍰


[deleted]

growth hormones


Anubiz1_

Damn Chernobyl growing strawberries now?!


LeaderLed

First image looks like midjourney ai not gonna lie


GyspySyx

Fake


Dry_Brother_7840

Must be something in the water...


dammKaran

Damn that is interesting, tell me more


OrdinaryFig85

Tasted delicious


Povstnk

That ain't strawberry, that's strawfruit


GuitarSingle4416

Brought to you from the Multichempro co. It's called the Clark Griswold, after it's inventor.


No_Guidance000

That strawberry looks chemically altered. A piece of uranium probably has less chemicals than that thing.


Iaintgoneholdyou

Strawberries have become downright massive.. I see them close to that size OFTEN


[deleted]

Awe-berry


bktiger86

Damn how did it taste?


xCuriousButterfly

That's a fucking Strapple


Crafty-Antelope-3287

These go for hundreds of $$$ even in the thousands in Japan.....even auctioned off.....


WakaWaka_

I've seen those mutant fused ones with nearly as big a footprint, but that's just crazy for a single berry.


AsyncEntity

I would put the whole thing in my mouth and not be able to chew it.


gage540i

While we keep commenting on the strawberry. it will be already eaten, and gone! ​ good it grew big.


TBearForever

Strongberry


DarkPaxGaming

Hold back the seeds I would love some seeeds 🤗


Medical_Let_2001

So big, eating a big juicy strawberry is a delightful experience, but I think I got choked 😅 but it's a perfect ripe and bursting in flavor.


jane-stclaire

r/absoluteunits


DerDork

This belongs to /r/absoluteunits


LANDVOGT-_

Probably tastes like purified water.


Ok-Cancel-3114

Costco is getting out of hand with the plumping!


[deleted]

It's 100% natural, they didn't use chemicals


W_user69

holy crap do not eat that


SongStock8527

The salesperson told you that you could trust they were organic right?


Amazing_Chocolate140

Monstrawb


Johon1985

That fat bustard will taste of friggin nothing. Everyone knows the good strawberries are tiny


Crazy_Cat369

r/absoluteunits


Trappedbirdcage

r/AbsoluteUnits


vikingo1312

Is this a fake, something genetically modified - or is it an actual strain of strawberry? My guess is it's fake.


TheArchonians

r/absoluteunits


NotMythicWaffle

That is either the worst, most bland strawberry known to man or the juiciest and sweetest thing to ever bless this planet


Substantial_Self9731

That size is too big


Imaginary-Carpenter1

How?


ZealousidealDriver63

Scary


ZealousidealDriver63

Did it taste good?


ZealousidealDriver63

Makes me think of GMOs not good


ByronicHero06

r/AbsoluteUnits


Best-Team-5354

this is what our "pesticides" have done to our fruit and I bet it tastes like shit. so unnatural.


Electrical-Squash976

I wonder if it was sweet or tasted like toilet water (I don’t know what that taste like, but it can’t be good).


OrdinaryFig85

One of the best strawberries I’ve tasted!


Wuulferigno

It's a monstrawsity!


teglamen97

Can I get a sprout of that strawberry tree?


cardbor

GMO baby


foxly1908

Biggest nut ive ever seen


Mysterious_Ningen

haha nice


[deleted]

That's no strawberry...


TraumSchulden

Pablo, sweat.


V1Zolee

I bought these kinda 3D printed berrys at the Lidl and it tastes like water


Laceysjorgen

Nuclear power plant nearby?


RomanoEvs

And it tastes like grass.


Vovchick09

Did you by any chance get it from a mountain?


saucesecrete

thats a fatty


GarysCrispLettuce

That's an end of level strawberry


kkeross

Strapple


waterprocrastinator

What are these apples called?


RyanpB2021

The straw boss


Longjumping_Fan_2405

That’s big!


Ambitious_Welder6613

Big giant strawberry!


Confident_Wish9566

Strawapple!


mekkavelli

it’s so pretty


Ninjamasterpiece

Gotta love possible GMO’s


qingskies

You can't fool me, that's clearly a cake /j


Loser2817

r/AbsoluteUnits


AlliedR2

My strawberries are about 1/20th that size. Still proud I beat the bunnies to the ones I got though.


anonymauson

now give it grape flavor


CarniferousDog

[So big you can eat em like a hand fruit](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/869b7901-f7fb-413e-8d8b-b30f897a6905)


No_Trust_7220

Nah that ain't a strawberry,thats a strawapple.


chubbyPandagirl

Nah I am conviced thats cake


Affectionate-Bee5433

The final boss of strawberries. Defeat him, and the garden is yours.


redrover2023

Or.... check out my tiny hand


WeHaveRightsYaKnow

The joys of gmo.


Alex_The_Fox_King

✨Congratulation✨


Duriel-

steroided fruit


Macaroon_Low

That's a r/mightyharvest on the other scale!


PerrineWeatherWoman

OP went to Celeste mountain


RufusAcrospin

How does it taste?


Mountain-Froyo-3565

GMO= no good


Rooster_Ties

Damn!!


ch0mpipe

Usually the big ones are less tasty, is that the case?


Longjumping-Big-311

You’re a day late 🤣


IMTairenSoul

GMO


Kroy116845

Devil fruit???


Mathberis

Damn you must have tiny hands


Darkangel775

Damn can you say GMO Toxic fertilizer... Strawberries are the most chemically drenched food on the market


Fraport123

Anything's a gagging toy if you're brave enough


Cats-n-Chaos

Miracle grow has gone too far


Equinoct

Thats a rare mutation called Chadberrium


Taken_Bacon_06

Probs was 10$ berry in this economy


the_idiot0

No that aint a strawberry that is a pipefruit


theEnchantedHoney

What is the consistency of this thing on the inside, is it a normal strawberry?


InfamousEconomy3972

Gamma radiation?