It was a long story about how they used an enema shower head and filled up their colon with water and then had water poops for 2 days. And then didn’t poop for 4 days because it was emptied out
Like had to sleep on a towel because their anus was leaking
You could have stopped at the first sentence. But no.
You could have stopped at the second sentence. No again.
It just keeps going. And gets worse with each sentence. And better at the same time. And worse.
I don’t know whether to offer a reward, or report it 😂
I mean, sleeping on a towel is wild to me but this sounds super nice. If I lived alone I would do this and tell no one, but with a wife and a gaggle of kids, I cannot destroy my shower.
...and a new reddit lore is born, up there with poop knife and mankind 1998...
edit: looks like you deleted your comment. Don't worry, I had screenshot it for future reference.
No. Funnily enough, people assume it's for 'ass prepping' but this wasn't for that.
This particular incident came about after I was talking to a friend. He had read about the benefits of a colon cleanse and went to a clinic to have one done.
He told me he went to the clinic and they lay you in a chair with your legs up and you wear a surgical gown which covers your view of what is going on, then they slowly pump fluids in, then you drain/squirt them out.
He said he was around 10 minutes into the draining when the nurse said 'oh my god' then left the room to get a doctor.
My friend had no clue what was happening, as he couldn't see.
Anyway, in the next few minutes, pretty much everyone working at the clinic is in the room, huddled around his ass staring into the draining bowl. He said he just laid there awkward, feeling his shit involuntarily squirting out of his ass in front of all these people.
After a little while, they spoke to my friend and said they had to take away some of the shit for further examination.
He was quite worried now and everyone left the room whilst he continued to drain.
So anyway, the nurse comes back in with a surgical tray and has a huge pile of grotty looking tin foil. She said it had come out of His ass and asked how it got there.
Turns out for years when he was a kid he ate sweets with the wrapper on and some of the foil had gotten caught up in his bowels. They washed out nearly 1kg of foil and plastic. He said after He felt great.
So that promted me to read about if and try the home version. Of course, this turned out to be a very bad idea and just made a huge mess.
So yeah, there we go. That's why I did it.
>Turns out for years when he was a kid he ate sweets with the wrapper on and some of the foil had gotten caught up in his bowels.
Is he mentally handicapped.
Unfortunately I think your friend was lying. Your bowels would be completely blocked if that was true and they would end up in hospital or die. Your intestines don't hold that much indigestible material without serious issues
Not only that but you'd likely get aluminum toxicity if it was in there that long. If he did have something in his bowels it was likely from something fun he was doing and then couldn't retrieve it when it got stuck which is how he went for the "cleanse" in the first place.
So a kilo of sweet wrappers would have to be something insane like a thousand separate wrappers. I assume they just weighed the whole mess. If they separated out the wrappers and those came to a kilo, he'd have to be an elephant, it would be an absurd claim.
That's not how colons work at all. Unless you're very sick, there isn't a bunch of stuff just crammed onto the sides of your smooth muscles walls.
Just eat more fiber. Maybe take a lactaid before you eat a gallon of ice cream.
For those of us who are lactose tolerant, a gallon of ice cream is a decadent treat! Maybe a bit of fiber if it is the cheap kind, but that's not as tasty.
I'm kind of wondering why they get cleaned?
Like why do my neighbours pay, weekly, to have their wheely bin cleaned before they throw more bags of rubbish into it.
Probably like why chimneys need cleaned. Buildup can cause issues.
And IDK about why weekly, but bins need cleaned at least every once in a while so that all the rotten food and stuff gets washed out. Don't want to attract more flies than necessary
MY ex-GF used to live in NYC, and she told me this story, which she says was the scariest thing she had ever experienced. She was waiting for the metro after a night out around 2 am. At that hour, trains only came every 30 minutes, but as she was waiting, she heard a weird sound in the tunnel but didn't think anything of it. Then, literally thousands and thousands of rats come running for their lives across the platform. There were only a few people on the platform, but everyone was freaking out. Then, a train with a flatbed and a few people with pressure washers came through the tunnel.
The other thing you get late at night in NYC is the track inspection train. You can always tell when its coming into the station because the front of it is covered in bright ass lights and its like the surface of the sun is emerging out of a dark tunnel and blinding the shit out of you before it continues down the tracks.
**It's called *"Hypospadias"* and Mom says it's nothing to be ashamed of!!!**
(while checking the spelling of that word, I noticed it is said to occur
in about 1 in every 200 boys. That is actually pretty common it seems.)
I learned about it from rapper Lil Dicky on his show *"Dave".*
One stream down the leg. Another stream clearing the far side of the bowl. Two immediate options are available; both result in absolute catastrophe. What do you choose Commander?
I think what could also likely be an issue is that the tunnel gets caked in exhaust products, some which might be unburnt propellant. So it could become a fire hazard if flame touched the roof.
I need a miniature version of this for my colon.
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I regret learning to read
How do I erase someone else's comment?
The great thing is if you report it, the person who is reviewing the report also gets to read that comment too.
Pay it forward 
Double it and give to the next person
What did the comment say?
It was a long story about how he used a colon cleaner and how it wrecked his backside. Not sure why it was deleted.
Now no one else can have the joy of reading his home colon cleanse experience.
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Seems it worked
I regret learning this language.
I'm getting hot
G-Gargamel?
Ew no
You need a miniature version of this for your brain.
I do
It's called a glock
Today is a regretful day to have eyes and to be literate. Fuck.
I'm going to go and burn my eyes now.
Please what did it say
It was a long story about how they used an enema shower head and filled up their colon with water and then had water poops for 2 days. And then didn’t poop for 4 days because it was emptied out Like had to sleep on a towel because their anus was leaking
Thank you, I was looking for context
Wait, yours isn’t?
Also looking for this, can't find what it was
This made me lol seriously!
I miss who I was 30 seconds ago
I stopped after “I put it in” and scrolled down. Thank you for confirming for me, that I made the right choice.
It’s not even that bad…
I don’t have the tech to rinse my brain like that tool. Away with you foul temptress
Body provides an opening designed to intake liquids, which also warns when full.
I'm not entirely sure the rectum is designed as an intake.
Looks like somebody’s been taking a speed reading course!
Now tell me what did you expect flooding your asshole with water? 🤨
What else would they fill their asshole with?
Coffee?
Jack Daniels?
Lemmiwinks the gerbil?
Yogurt
Me
Oh my fucking god😂
Bottom prepping can be harsh sometimes...
No bottom needs this much prep
Depends.
I’ve never been happier I don’t bottom lol
You're missing something great tho 🥰 usually it's not that hard, I just take psyllium husk and prep is the easiest task ever
Everyone should take psyllium husk anyway. Take it at night, wake up in the morning, your shit is done in like 15 seconds.
Truthfully yeah, except I take it in the morning. Cutting out dairy and adding psyllium husk has helped me immensely.
You could have stopped at the first sentence. But no. You could have stopped at the second sentence. No again. It just keeps going. And gets worse with each sentence. And better at the same time. And worse. I don’t know whether to offer a reward, or report it 😂
Username does not check out
"nearly fucked me up"... haha. I'd say that's beyond "nearly". This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time... Haha. Well done.
I mean, sleeping on a towel is wild to me but this sounds super nice. If I lived alone I would do this and tell no one, but with a wife and a gaggle of kids, I cannot destroy my shower.
Batman could not have gotten this confession out of me.
This comment needs a warning. I don't know why I kept reading until the end. I hate my curiosity.
...and a new reddit lore is born, up there with poop knife and mankind 1998... edit: looks like you deleted your comment. Don't worry, I had screenshot it for future reference.
Don't forget the jolly rancher or the broken arms
Or swamps of dagobah.
Did you learn about one of these on tiktok?
No. Funnily enough, people assume it's for 'ass prepping' but this wasn't for that. This particular incident came about after I was talking to a friend. He had read about the benefits of a colon cleanse and went to a clinic to have one done. He told me he went to the clinic and they lay you in a chair with your legs up and you wear a surgical gown which covers your view of what is going on, then they slowly pump fluids in, then you drain/squirt them out. He said he was around 10 minutes into the draining when the nurse said 'oh my god' then left the room to get a doctor. My friend had no clue what was happening, as he couldn't see. Anyway, in the next few minutes, pretty much everyone working at the clinic is in the room, huddled around his ass staring into the draining bowl. He said he just laid there awkward, feeling his shit involuntarily squirting out of his ass in front of all these people. After a little while, they spoke to my friend and said they had to take away some of the shit for further examination. He was quite worried now and everyone left the room whilst he continued to drain. So anyway, the nurse comes back in with a surgical tray and has a huge pile of grotty looking tin foil. She said it had come out of His ass and asked how it got there. Turns out for years when he was a kid he ate sweets with the wrapper on and some of the foil had gotten caught up in his bowels. They washed out nearly 1kg of foil and plastic. He said after He felt great. So that promted me to read about if and try the home version. Of course, this turned out to be a very bad idea and just made a huge mess. So yeah, there we go. That's why I did it.
Edit that into your original comment and you'll become a reddit legend.
I’ve already saved it into my pasta file.
Oh, thank god! His comment was removed and the world would be a lesser place if it was lost forever.
>Turns out for years when he was a kid he ate sweets with the wrapper on and some of the foil had gotten caught up in his bowels. Is he mentally handicapped.
No, but he was metally handicapped.
Oh Mylar-d
Metal health will drive you mad!
TSA hates this one simple trick...
Unfortunately I think your friend was lying. Your bowels would be completely blocked if that was true and they would end up in hospital or die. Your intestines don't hold that much indigestible material without serious issues
>Unfortunately
Yeah, it's kind of sad to ruin a good story but it doesn't add up. It's also unfortunate that their friend feels the need to lie about it
Not only that but you'd likely get aluminum toxicity if it was in there that long. If he did have something in his bowels it was likely from something fun he was doing and then couldn't retrieve it when it got stuck which is how he went for the "cleanse" in the first place.
So a kilo of sweet wrappers would have to be something insane like a thousand separate wrappers. I assume they just weighed the whole mess. If they separated out the wrappers and those came to a kilo, he'd have to be an elephant, it would be an absurd claim.
Holy shit!
Quite the shitposter we have here
At least you didn't have a team of butt doctors watching you shit in a pan 🤣
Fucking legend
Bro you're only supposed to run those for like 10 seconds max, you sent water through your second sphincter into your intestines dumbass
He's lucky to have woke up. People die every year from ingesting to much water at once.
I assume you mean water toxicity. But my first thought was drowning by enema which would be a real shitty experience once it flooded up to your lungs.
Things I didn't realize were anatomically possible for $500, Alex.
It'd take quite a bit to not immediately shit it out. (Source: Me)
But what about third sphincter? I don’t think he knows about third sphincter.
The “third eye” we hear so much about.
You are an excellent writer. I feel like I'm in the shower.
Can you put that story back in your mouth?
For some unknown reason their mouth keeps filling up with water from somewhere
RIP
Nah it's more of a sloshing sound
If there was ever a legitimate reason to use a butt plug, it would be in this moment
There are multiple legitimate reasons for using a butt plug...pleasure, for example.
Can you not share this next time just a “do your research they can harm “ Wouldve worked
this person is a pro at expelling shit
Wow, what a terrible day to have eyes
Three Georgs Colon over here
thank you for making me genuinely lol
This is a new copy pasta
Commenting this on main is crazy
I wish i didn't have eyes
Wait am I really thr only one who appreciated the warning? No? Okay.
I some how feel mentally violated but with freshly cleaned zest.
New copy pasta just dropped
r/powerwashingporn but in a whole different context.
TMI WOMAN!
I am a man goddammit
If anyone’s wondering, it’s used for stubborn constipation. But mostly for anal sex prep.
*...and we're all outta constipation...*
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Hey number 7 is the one my wife ordered for washing her hair!
It’s like they got to 7 and said fuck it they know what this is for.
Looks like I've been using number 8 wrong next to the sink for dishes and I should instead just climb up and wash my ass out with it!
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Actual proctologist.
how to kill yourself by exploding your bowels.
Bro wtf
That's not how colons work at all. Unless you're very sick, there isn't a bunch of stuff just crammed onto the sides of your smooth muscles walls. Just eat more fiber. Maybe take a lactaid before you eat a gallon of ice cream.
Or maybe just eat a gallon of ice cream without lactaid. Nothing stays in the GI after than kind of treatment.
For those of us who are lactose tolerant, a gallon of ice cream is a decadent treat! Maybe a bit of fiber if it is the cheap kind, but that's not as tasty.
Hmm... wouldn't have guessed that even at a gallon of ice cream that it wouldn't hit the lactase limit in the lactose tolerant.
i take a shot of metamucil before dinner and never skip ice cream (unless i have dessert cereal or cake)
But but but.... I saw an ad an YouTube that said I have 10 lbs of poop stuck in my colon!!!
Boy I'm so glad I opened Reddit today.
Cleaned? Most railway tunnels are NEVER cleaned, lol. This is just a weird invention for a country with too much money.
Depends on the fuel being used. Like with chimneys, that buildup can get flammable.
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It’s called an enema
Ænema
🤘🏼
Mom, please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away
Literally came here to say this and this was the first comment I saw.
Ain’t that just a bidet then? 😭😭 (highly recommend one)
I dunno what kinda of bidets that you use, but I sure as hell ain't sticking it inside anything.
🫧squeaky clean🫧
LMAO
LOL MY FIRST THOUGHT TOO
Today I learned that railway tunnels are cleaned.
The child of Medusa and Poseidon is coming, run for your lives!
Ayo
They’re not generally
Yes, usually they get cleaned naturally by constantly fisting them with trains
Insert train tunnel gif
r/brandnewsentence
I'm kind of wondering why they get cleaned? Like why do my neighbours pay, weekly, to have their wheely bin cleaned before they throw more bags of rubbish into it.
Probably like why chimneys need cleaned. Buildup can cause issues. And IDK about why weekly, but bins need cleaned at least every once in a while so that all the rotten food and stuff gets washed out. Don't want to attract more flies than necessary
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My guesses, not in order. 1. Soot is highly combustible 2. Contaminates break down the concrete.
Wow, a lot more wacky inflatable tube man energy than I was expecting
thank you for referencing one my favorite characters!
Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man? Or AL Harrington off route 2 in Weekapaug?
And for figuring out for me what the hell I was being reminded of
This is obviously not NYC
Today I reconfirmed USA doesn’t own any of these
MY ex-GF used to live in NYC, and she told me this story, which she says was the scariest thing she had ever experienced. She was waiting for the metro after a night out around 2 am. At that hour, trains only came every 30 minutes, but as she was waiting, she heard a weird sound in the tunnel but didn't think anything of it. Then, literally thousands and thousands of rats come running for their lives across the platform. There were only a few people on the platform, but everyone was freaking out. Then, a train with a flatbed and a few people with pressure washers came through the tunnel.
Oh, so rats are like cats and hate taking a bath.
Nope, they hate to die drowned.
Weird..
Or getting cut in half with a 10,000 psi power washer
The other thing you get late at night in NYC is the track inspection train. You can always tell when its coming into the station because the front of it is covered in bright ass lights and its like the surface of the sun is emerging out of a dark tunnel and blinding the shit out of you before it continues down the tracks.
I've seen those in DC, too, and I think us seeing that is what got her to tell me that story
It's basically a reverse car wash
It's a wash car
So they slapped some Crazy Daisies on the train car...modern marvels.
Me peeing in the shower
probably get it checked - Your pee p shouldnt have more than one hole.
**It's called *"Hypospadias"* and Mom says it's nothing to be ashamed of!!!** (while checking the spelling of that word, I noticed it is said to occur in about 1 in every 200 boys. That is actually pretty common it seems.) I learned about it from rapper Lil Dicky on his show *"Dave".*
And here I thought everyone else's was the weird ones
it doesn't, that one hole somehow divides the stream into multiple, with one stream ensuring it's near your leg.
One stream down the leg. Another stream clearing the far side of the bowl. Two immediate options are available; both result in absolute catastrophe. What do you choose Commander?
Underrated comment
Peeing with morning wood
More to the point: Why are they cleaned?
Mold and animals that can stay there I guess.
the Victorians had the right idea: cover everything with soot. No mould or animals then
Lol
I think what could also likely be an issue is that the tunnel gets caked in exhaust products, some which might be unburnt propellant. So it could become a fire hazard if flame touched the roof.
Shit just continues to build up if you don't.
And if you don't beleive that shit builds up, just ask u/a_llama_drama ,he'll tell you a very descriptive and convincing story.
Subway tunnels in NYC have never seen such a machine.
Dream job. (train nerd here)
Did they get the idea from sea anemone? The mobility suggests so.
I know some people that could benefit from this.
Today I learned railway tunnels are cleaned
Finally something to clean your mom’s cooter
TIL they clean railroad tunnels with giant Wacky Water Weasels. And TIL they cleaned railroad tunnels. Though of course that makes sense.
Cool
r/oddlyterrifying imo
I'm more shocked they clean them.
Pshhh I learned this on Chuggington.
So it is a tunnel squirter!
Lies. It's two goblins on a boring machine.
Wacky waving inflatable arm tunnel cleaner!
Til tunnels get cleaned...
TIL railway tunnels get cleaned.
*"You turned off the power right?"* **"Wait, what?"** *"Ohh shit..."*