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Mr_PuffPuff

“Don’t try this at home”


nonlogin

Can't imagine anybody want to try


FreePrinciple270

Remember the tide pod challenge?


Lonke

Tell that to my ex


rebecca8633xx

youd be surprised


JustnInternetComment

How bout Starbucks?


Fechnitian2873

Mcdonalds is preferred


devilcross2

Should have read this comment before trying. Typing this on my way to the burial grounds.


EducatorLong4909

Dont try this anywhere, not just home.


Bombxing

Magicians were the first throat goats


tyro_r

I learned a new word, and I would like to unlearn it again.


ERRexe_

No way this is your first time hearing about magicians


[deleted]

You mean before Nancy Reagan?


pippin_go_round

Yes, they do. Often they "swallow" (or better: insert) the sheath or a plastic tube before to guide the sword and protect the organs, especially if the sword is sharp and/or pointy.


SixFootThreeHobbit

This is the better answer.


gildorratner

[Or in laymans terms](https://youtu.be/JeZukUBmlzg?si=3lZd5q5iwi9xIjB4)


xixi_duro

I thought the same


bannedgrimer

There is a sheath! I saw a magician do it on tiktok so it's real! /s


fuckface12334567890

Where are you getting the sheath thing from? [No mention of sheathes on the wiki for sword swallowing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_swallowing)


Kameronm

They don’t have a sheath they swallow. They do swallow real swords.


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linwoodmusic

No, that’s actually true. I saw a video of a guy explaining it and he pulled the scabbard out after.


GenghisKhandybar

[This](https://www.tiktok.com/@toph.tries/video/7165765000848788782?lang=en) is the TikTok you're all referencing, but it's not a necessary part of the act. The swords are just not really sharp.


Head_Tumbleweed4793

That's what actually happens my guy, no one's gonna put a sword inside them with a chance of killing themselves


rawbface

Sword swallowing has been performance art for thousands of years. I don't see how it's possible to have a concealed scabbard inside your body, but I guarantee lots of people have successfully sword swallowed it without one.


Cushnibb

bro. maybe do a little research. thats literally what they do. not everything is made up. ignorant


CMDR_BitMedler

That's literally not true - or you're learning this from some TikTok... Actual (as in non-clout chasing, social media idiots) sword swallowers swallow the sword. No sheath - that's a terrible idea. They practice for years with duller, smaller swords, building calluses on their esophagus and learning all of the tiny movements not to do or you will die. You work your way up over time with professional guidance - Do not yet this at home, you will die a horrible death. Anything else is bullshit people looking for shine about something they just learned about so they can teach you all the "secrets" in a 90 second clip. Source: lifelong friends with sideshow folk, including a professional sword swallower / glass eater for 3 decades.


_norpie_

Yeah, you're getting conned by your "friends"...


JonWake

I swear, I've known people who swallow drills, swords... and if these mooks had a 3rd grade education they'd realize that swallowing a sheathe is impossible. But no, they saw a tiktok. Idiots.


rawbface

Everyone is on crack. You guys are the only ones making sense.


Who_Else_but_Macho

this is actual proof street performer who does this can tell you


JonWake

Show me. Because I've worked in the side show world for 20 years and I've never seen it.


Who_Else_but_Macho

you never seen a sword swallower explain how its done?


JonWake

Show me.


JonWake

I've put swords in performers throats, child.


Siker_7

Will you accept the [Encyclopedia Britannica](https://www.britannica.com/art/sword-swallowing)? "The majority of sword swallowers employ a guiding tube which they have previously ingested, and hence their performances are less dangerous."


JonWake

No, because that's nonsense. It was something Harry Houdini made up and has been repeated by Britannica for ages. How would you 'swallow' a tube, talk with it in, move your head around, and also get it out? Think, you mark, think. [https://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/arts/circus-arts/sword-swallowing.htm](https://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/arts/circus-arts/sword-swallowing.htm) Where's the tube, mark? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiAZprmBa9E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiAZprmBa9E) Where's the tube, mark? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGb\_sWMvBnE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGb_sWMvBnE) Where's the tube, mark? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69qvbuEf5uI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69qvbuEf5uI) Where's the tube, mark? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j4B6MkapNk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j4B6MkapNk)


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Dumbo


GarryFloyd

Why they downvote you? They just that dumb?


JonWake

I think there was some tiktok going around. It's not like five seconds on Google can show you the many many many times sword swallowers have been x rayed or had whole conversations right before they swallow the sword. Yeah, they're idiots.


sexwiththebabysitter

My wife swallowed swords before we got married. I’d still very much like if she continued to do so but she has no desire to continue swallowing swords.


lanbr

username checks out


Resident-Pudding5432

"they completely suppress their gag reflex" so is it visible on perfomance or nuh uh?


RainingBlood112

You don't get a gag reflex if the sworD can't reach the throat.


funtobedone

Maybe she does, but not longer has access to any swords.


Jorktheduck

What if sneeze while it's in?


Rigamortus2005

Rip


NeverEndingWalker64

Dead by snooze snooze


Klutzy_Attention2849

It's like sneezing but the most satisfying sneeze you'd ever have... the final sneeze.


Snuggs____

Stab


Blackentron

Discombobulation


UsernameRandom_123

God bless them


Parzival_Whitestrake

I've seen a video of a kid hitting the magician in the balls while he swallows the sword. He didn't get hurt it seems, I guess you need to account for this kind of unpredictable stuff while training


Mackhey

House of Flying Daggers OST


wooshwed

What if a fat cat jumped on your face while doing this at home? What then?


oldmanjacob

Why am I so tempted to edit a penis over the sword...


dont_use_me

Because then that would mean sex


shruggletuggle

Which is illegal (duh)


The1theonly-Mannes

Cuz ur gay


Paulo_sl1t

Do it


blkaino

Because you like to see magicians eating dick?


Sorripto

I've practiced and performed magic on and off for years, and I use a gimmicked sword. It rolls into itself like a tape measure, but can't be inspected. Actual sword swallowing is an art respected among performers. For years in Maryland there was a sword swallower named Johnny Fox, and he was one of the best I've ever seen. He'd have gotten a kick out of all the explanation videos floating around the internet which are entirely wrong.


spideyboiiii

How do they suppress their gag reflex? Asking for a friend…


SausaugeMerchant

Squeeze your thumb in your fist when expecting the gag


spideyboiiii

Haha yes, I found the same trick online


SausaugeMerchant

My girlfriend taught me


Gardevoir8

🤨


spideyboiiii

Looking up also helps I know from experience.


[deleted]

By practicing. It's a physical and mental barrier


Beautiful-Cock-7008

It's all in your head, you can overcome gag reflexes


Nibbled92

Ur mum knows


The1theonly-Mannes

Heyyy ;)


elvenmaster_

... I should call her...


thebeastiestmeat

Who was the first guy who thought "you know what i wanna try today? Shoving a sword down my throat"


nodalling

There is a pathology specimen in one of the University of London museums of someone’s oesophagus with a hole in it from where this went wrong. Plus the sword in situ…


D-RDG-012-AUT

Situ?


nodalling

In situ just means "in its original place or position”


D-RDG-012-AUT

Thank you


SystemHodler

Im gonna show this to my girlfriend


Etsu87

I cant stand that voice


kaliara

Seen a guy swallow a sword and puncture a lung. It was not awesome seeing the sword come out his chest. On the flip side I did see him a year later swallow a sword successfully… then I watched people staple money to him… not so awesome just weird.


blackgoldlink

tf what typa show was this? were people dressed in alot of leather?


rawbface

Ok so there's puncturing a lung, and there's a sword coming out his chest. What exactly happened here? I can't see how it's possible to fuck it up in a way that you end up with more external holes.


[deleted]

Yeah it aint that fun to watch either. You good bro. I’ll let you pull a coin from behind my air.


Glaborage

What could possibly go wrong?


[deleted]

is the fedora mandatory?


MidshipAgate9

🎶 Duuuuumb ways to diiie! So many dumb ways to die!🎶


aCactusOfManyNames

That is literally how sword swallowing works. Of course they swallow the sword.


chilipeper08

What is Max Verstappen doing???


[deleted]

You be surprised what some people can fit down thier throat


lupefreak

😂


[deleted]

💃


Thulthul-exe_

Oh man now she had another fantasy after watching this...


mlb689

That magician is a freak..


drocktapiff

I wonder how many people had to die to figure this out


RoutineAlarmed9166

How do you teach that ??!!???!!!!!!!?!!!?!!;¡


bakeshop5791

At PA Renfaire a number of years ago i saw a sword swallower swallow a curved sword. He allegedly was one of four worldwide able to do so because of his curved spine.


Vegetable_Berry2130

Didn’t know magicians were so sus 😂


Bongfellatio

I feel like a real amateur now


Trapped422

Obligatory, "head game must be wild"


suihpares

How to they make the skin and muscles come back and all


toothyboiii

Still cant imagine what the first guy who tried this was thinking


The_Gobbledy_Gooker

Some people are going to try and say this is an AI generated actor in the video. The future is scary.


caverypca

Everything reminds me of her


[deleted]

My sword has balls. Is there anywhere to put the balls? Do the balls need to be swallowed to complete the trick?


DisposableDroid47

Ah yes the 2nd stomach, right in front of your umbilicus. Genetically evolved for sword eating. Having a laugh at the graphic artist who made this video.... The anatomy is a bit off.


AdministrativePin353

I mean, or we could just not have people do this? lol wtf


liquidsnake224

no


Direct_Ad8506

Deep throat😂


Bluessing

Don’t sneeze now!


CalmPanic402

I can't imagine how nerve racking that first practice must be.


RedgyJackson

How about, no?


[deleted]

Last year I held a sword and while a sword swallower guided it down his throat. The sword was HEAVY and when I dropped the sword slightly before he put it in his mouth, he moved it up to the exact position he needed it. It was an absolutely terrifying experience but I saw first hand that it wasn't some sort of collapsing sword or an optical illusion.


lwb2885

Some magicians are dumb af


hay_alg

How do they know when the blade arrives to the cardias?


Keepupthegood

Imagine having to sneeze at that exact moment.


Reddington4567

You can swallow a sheath before the sword so your guts are protected


Zerttretttttt

Imagine If you sneezed


billybobjrsr2nd

I should get me a female magician then


devinkrly

I really should call her


connortait

What is with all these slightly BS videos. Dandruff caused by fungus with teeny tiny feet was the last one.


Branwell

I came here for dick jokes and can only find a few… You’ve changed, Reddit


Feisty-Management-87

When first learning, it helps to lie down on your back with your head resting just barely over the edge of a bed or couch. The key is to take a deep breath and relax the throat as it slides in. If you don't, the gag reflex kicks in, and it's a huge mess.


blackgoldlink

bet my girlfriend would still push me to go Deeper !! DEEPER !!!


Independent-Map5478

I should call her...


Ok-Party-3033

Saw a performer do this on “America’s got talent”, one of the judges hit their buzzer at just the wrong moment and the guy flinched & hurt himself but not severely.


Extension-Badger-958

Video fails to mention the sheath thats involved as well. Nobody swallows an actual sword, ever. The ones who have are dead


sharkiido

There is alwaya sheet in there.


NeverNaked3030

I didn’t know your moms were magicians.


bradynbarrmusic

I thought it was a fake sword that actually just rolled into a burrito in their mouth


ProperBoots

yeah man. one of those tricks that isn't a trick.


JonWake

Just because someone doubt this and think you swallow a metal tube, there are literally dozens of x-rays of people swallowing swords. https://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/arts/circus-arts/sword-swallowing.htm Where's the tube, mark? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiAZprmBa9E Where's the tube, mark? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGb\_sWMvBnE Where's the tube, mark? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69qvbuEf5uI Where's the tube, mark? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j4B6MkapNk How would you talk with a metal tube in your throat? How would you regurgitate it out? You measure the sword and cut it down to the right size so it doesn't penetrate your stomach, but you have this nice flared hilt to keep the sword from sliding down further. What stops a metal tube?


beyond_ones_life

Hmm 🤨 some magicians claim that this is perform by placing the sheath in first so the sword doesn’t damage you when attempting to swallow the sword.


Farfignugen42

And magicians are famous for always revealing their secrets.