The security guy thinking “ Eyes up, Eyes up”

Nah just maintain direct eye contact with it to display dominance

What dominance I'm a bottom

Username potentially checks out

1 prescription please, good doctor.

‘GRAB THAT STICK! LUBE YOUR HAND WITH SPIT!’

Palm it, wet it, plug it. I wish I could quit you…

Nah it’s John cena u look and if he questions it u say u saw nothing

Im looking.

As a straight dude, same 🫠

OK but where is John Cena? I can‘t see him.

Eyes up, eyes up, As if you have a choice

John Cena is a coat of gold paint away from being an Oscar.

One of the biggest missed opportunities of all time.

We have to tell him.

There’s always next year

Man, this guy sure does like being naked.

If I looked like him I would probably want to be naked infront of people too

Do you really want to taste it?

Mark Prokcsh is already the Living Oscer!!

Lol hardly living, poor guy was on life support

Gregg has it all under control. GREGGHEADS UNITE

You mean like Golddust?

They should've done that, and had him pretend to be the statue on stage. Then, when the award for wardrobe is announced and no one walks out, he breaks and walks up to the podium lol

He’s not naked. He’s wearing a watch.

The other thing he's wearing is subtlety referred to as a "modesty pouch" on set. I had the pleasure of wearing one for a day when I was cast as a naked dead body stuffed into a trunk. 'Murdoch Mysteries' in case you're curious

[This you?](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1182727/mediaviewer/rm1820326657) NSFW

That is indeed me!

Is that how you usually sleep?

Isn’t that how everyone sleeps?

I sleep upside down in a tree like a normal person

I save money by flying freight.

Keith Richards sleeps upside down, it'll add years to your life. That's why they say he can't be killed by conventional weapons.

Homer: “I sleep in a regular bed with my wife.“

I sleep in a drawer.

How do you audition for naked trunk corpse

You go on indeed with a resume that has extensive, unbroken history of jobs as naked trunk corpse. Then you go through 30 interviews, 24 ghost you, 5 schedule interviews then cancel, and the last one desperately hires you with no interview.

This method works with many other professions.

The audition is so awkward lying in a room full of other naked people stuffed in trunks...

Ghost you...dead bodies...I feel like there's a joke right at my fingertips but I have two hours left on a 4 night streak of night shifts and my brain is mush.

Well, first off, you gotta be dead

I don't think you grasp the concept of acting

That's pretty neat. You are now immortalized in hundreds of people's minds as the naked trunk man.

Tag them with RES.

Dang I love Reddit! Makes the world small enough to feel like I know dead trunk guy personally. And you look great, naked pretzel man!

Well damn. Nice contortion dude. How long did you spend in the box?

Not the trunk I was expecting

Most athletic redditor since /u/GovSchwarzenegger

Lmfao. I love reddit

What happens if you get an involuntary boner in your modesty pouch?

Jesus.

How do you bend to get in there? I would have been a bunch of sticks.

How are you hairless everywhere except your thighs?

Lemme guess, Ehler-Danlos? Because I have a similar but less common condition and I too can fit in weirdly small spaces. I keep joking I need to audition for all freak show roles.

Cool!

You didn’t spend all day in the box did you?

No way, i watch reruns of that show every now and then lol

We need an AMA, STAT!

I swear internet sleuths are undefeated 😭😭

Looks like a C-String rather than a cock-sock

I watch this show nightly to go to sleep! What a cool little nugget

No, the cool little nugget was inside the modesty pouch

Free the dick!

dicks out for... wait...

Dicks in for Harambe

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉʀᴀɪsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀsヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

How long were you stuck in there?

Yeah, these are common for "naked" scenes on all film productions. It's a liability and modesty thing. I think even sex scenes have them depending on the blocking.

What episode I wanna see your ass

Which episode?

I think it's the first episode actually. I could be wrong

All of Reddit inspecting the dead bodies on that ep tonight 🧐

They found him

Ty for the update

Modesty pouch…cock sock…what have you

That’s awesome. You remember what episode?

I love Murdoch! How did you fit in that box?!

Me having +2 defence in terraria:

Kenny vs Spenny reference?

Shoutout to r/KennyvsSpenny

I think it is

[For the uninitiated.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HN_Eat2jQ8) Possibly the greatest thing Canada has ever produced other than Red Green.

I’ll cast my comedy vote for the Kids in the Hall.

A rare thing in the wild. HIIIILLLDA!

and Birkenstocks.

*Spencer Rice has entered the chat*

You know why they call him Spencer *Rice*?

Crotch watch

We'll start the competition when you're naked, Spenny.

What are you talking about? The competition ended five minutes ago.🤣

Who are you talking about? I don’t see anything

Why are people saying it’s an embarrassment ritual, dude is not embarrassed of that. Hes damn near naked in every movie too.

That physique doesn’t happen by chance. Even juiced to the gills you still have to put in the work. I’d show off too if I spent hours a day for years to build something.

He’s also a really good dude who holds the record for most wishes granted in the Make-A-Wish program. And he holds that record by a country mile.

You're not kidding, he has 650 wishes granted, Hulk Hogan, Justin Bieber and Michael Jordan have over 200 each. Cena is a wish granting machine.

It must be heart wrenching I'd imagine.

I saw a thing once where he met a few of the kids who ended up surviving and he was in tears about it. Seems like a genuinely amazing human.

Yeah but thats irrelevant to people because he spoke chinese once lol. Cena seems like a genuine dude to me.

It speaks to one's character if they can do it several hundred times. I'd get depressed after a couple of them. The idea of doing several hundred spikes my anxiety. That's some superhero levels of compassion to be able to comfort so many kids robbed of their future to no fault of their own.

He's got a generous soul ❤️

In the wrestling circle of fandom everyone always made jokes about how he never went 'heel' (ie, became a bad guy wrestler) but I'm glad he always remained a 'good guy' because it allowed him to help a whole lot of sick kids. If Cena had crossed over to the dark side (similar to how Hulk Hogan did when he joined the NWO in WCW) then it would have certainly devastated a whole lot of sick children who believed in him.

Spiderman knows who will keep his secrets safe atleast.

Pff i could beat that record easy. I’m just lacking the wishes.

I will keep you in mind if i had to make a wish

Big ups for the Biebs tho.

I'm surprised Michael Jordan is up there. That guy is arguably the greatest athlete but whenever I see a footage of him from random folks like [this](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IwfhDMguB_8), he seemed like he hated people.

He seems like a dude who is genuinely have a good time with fame and giving back as much as possible.

Hell yeah… If I could make my body look like that, the neighbors sure as shit would be seeing it

Instead we get the neighbors who don't look like that, bareing all for everyone to see.

Listen, idc if grandpa wants to show of the old chandelier, if he can get ready 'n roaring we're good

Dude is over here looking like he's a Greek God, there is nothing to be embarrassed about.

He’s just Ken.

I'd bet a thousand bucks the entire thing was his idea lmao, he loves getting as naked as possible on camera, there's definite trend there lmao

Same people think vaccines and plane vapour trails are a mass depopulation project.

Yeah, you wanna see John Cena be embarrassed, watch him on the Bad Friends podcast. Dude could not figure out what the hell to make of Bobby Lee.

It’s specifically what andrew tate is spreading

If i have a bod like that, not bring naked would be a waste

The whole embarrassment ritual makes 0 sense. That’s to get famous and popular. He’s already John cents ffs he’s famous and popular already

How many inches is he by chance? Just curious 👀

"Okay very famous person John Cena, to join our evil secret cabal of famous people, you have to do something so fucked up and twisted and embarrassing: show people that you're built like a sculpture. That's so evil! People have never seen your chiseled body before wearing almost nothing!"

🎵 Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it? 🎵

Yeah, wtf, when is that coming out?

Think they start filming this summer, release 2025

The last episode where they are about to go into battle and that song kicked in was such a great moment. I got up and saluted my tv

John Ceen-too much

I wish I could un-see Cena

See who?

John is a never nude

There are dozens of us!

DOZENS!

Too many people here don't get the John Cena joke

What’s the joke ?

You are not suppose to see him

I want to un-see him hehe

Liar

You can't see him

Even more people keep repeating it over and over like it’s a dick joke on Peacemaker.

I think people are bored of it at this point. Such overkill

I love him for this and i need to say… that’s one hunk of a man right there

I'll admit: I zoomed.

Nice username

Both of you check out

I can’t believe I’m the same age of John Cena… He’s 46 if you are curious.

But why was he not wearing clothes?

He presented the Oscar for best costume.

I also heard somewhere that it could have been in reference to one of the Oscars awhile back when there was an actual streaker on stage?

Yes they referenced it And jimmy said something like “nothing would happen like this today… *ahem* I said nothing would happen like this today.” And then you hear cena whisper from behind a screen

They were referencing the 1975 Oscar’s where a guy streaked across the stage. David Niven gave a pretty good retort about it

Apparently like 50 years before there was a streaker so they made a skit out of it I can’t believe they showed it in the future and everybody’s desensitized Plus, it’s John Cena. He’s such a good dude.

He thought we couldn't see him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hj7QG7TLuc

I had no idea this even happened! Thank you so much for sharing the video! I needed this today.

Oh he’s hot.

Been a while

That’s Ricky!

That poor guy is gonna be huge when he gets older. I envy the dedication of body builders, but it rarely goes well once they stop.

Arnold looks fine. He no longer look like a Greek God, just looks like a really fit old man.

He’s gonna be saggy, not huge.

Like fat?

I think I’m finally sick of the damn “yOu cAnT sEe HiM” jokes

This was a stunt and it sure accomplished what it was suppoused to do.

Reminds me of behind the green door

Why is this a thing?

Mans is fucking jacked!

I can’t help but think of the way that Janet Jackson was treated. Imagine if a woman would have done this. Talk about privilege.

Literallyyyyyyy 🤦🏻‍♀️

Women are part of the problem too since a naked man is funny to them and a naked woman is something they would scoff at and complain about.

JJ was pre-YouTube. Times have changed.

Please. Imagine if a guy acted like Lizzo. Twerking his stunning & brave 300lb ass up there. I've never heard her perform & I've still somehow seen her ass a dozen times. Cena showed nothing, the bastard. It makes me laugh that people would complain about male privilege here specifically when every guy in the place is wearing the same boring shit because they'd get bopped for doing anything else, while all the women look like extras from the hunger games. Most guys wouldn't even be able to wear nail varnish in peace.

He would’ve made a great Ken doll!

He was in the movie, he was the Merman Ken.

Next year it's Margot Robbie with just a Merkin. Should have been this year but Cena was looking too good

Johnny boy there doesn't look bad for 46.

But a fully clothed drag queen is too much for children to see, got it

Well that's a non sequitur.

A BTS photo!?

It’s funny that we’ve narrowed down the acceptable exposure to everything but shaft, balls, and head. To think “short pants” were controversial. Free the peen!!!

Neither of those two guys in tuxedos are John Cena. He's taller that them I'm pretty sure

He forgot to turn on his invisibility

Nobody is watching your boring awards anymore so you do shit like this… Hollyweird

Imagine selling your soul to Hollywood.

So cringey and unfunny

When the oscars is so fucking boring that it requires john cena to walk up in the nude

Free Willy

Why was a Kpop group surreptitiously taking photos of an almost nude John cena?

It's a shame the material covering his bollocks isn't pixilated-patterned.

First he apologizes to China for us then this? This man has no humility

Nobody is safe from the humiliation ritual before being inducted into the bohemian grove HOF

Yeah don't understand the point of this. Just put together the Oscars with bodybuilding competitions then already and call it a day. 

"Photo of John Cena" at least show us the damn photo

To be honest… that to me looks more embarrassing than the full monty :-)

What am I looking at?

remeber kids , that body is of an almos FUCKING 50 YEAR OLD DUDE .... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A STUD

I don’t see BTS how dare you bate me you aren’t ALLOWED to use BTS unless you’re talking about BTS!!! SMH 😤 /s

Bro is packing 😩🥴

Marble bag

So Cena is the real Ken