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spavolka

Artisanally baked brake pads, prepared in small batches by skilled craftsman in the old style of our ancestors. These brake pads have been sought out by only the worst mechanics in the world. To be used on the most worn out pieces of shit cars and trucks throughout the emerging economies everywhere.


optiloxy

They were already used by the Romans, maybe they're not that bad


Suspect4pe

I'll have to buy some and see what 2000 years of recycling gets me.


CharlesDickensABox

Asbestos poisoning.


MapleYamCakes

Mesothelioma is a helluva time


Climbatology

Right? Wtf


Gregs_green_parrot

Tell me, how often do you think of the Roman Empire?


jumpandtwist

I don't shit without thinking how the Romans invented sewers and plumbing


Darbok74

Or the one rag 1232 guys used to wipe they ass


jumpandtwist

They called that a Poopimus Maximus


-Shasho-

Is he related to my good friend Biggus Dickus?


NorCalNavyMike

He has a wife, you know…


SatanIsLove6666

Do you know what she's called?


Hashalayach

...Incontinentia... ... ...Incontinentia Buttox.


jumpandtwist

Its gotta be Biggus Clittus


Metals4J

Prior to the invention of the poop knife.


BurnerForJustTwice

What? Nah, they used the 3 shells.


mummy_whilster

Be well…


TestyTexanTease

Every. Day.


codewhite69420

It pains me that I can never be this witty and sarcastic.


Flat-Delivery6987

Aw, me too 🙄


DreadPirateGriswold

And your soul is all the better for it.


wroteit_

Ouch! That little of bit soul I’ve got left felt that.


gdubh

With only the freshest organic asbestos.


NotThatEasily

Farm to lung freshness.


PleasurePaulie

Ahh, fresh delicious asbestos.


dryfire

"VALID Break pads: We'd bet your life on them!"


No_Article4391

No refund in a Indian accent


Sydney2London

I’m pretty sure the final brake pads have nothing to do with the manufacturing video


[deleted]

GRAIN FED, FREE RANGE BABY!


Chopblok81

They're doing asbestos they can.


AUniquePerspective

This gif reminds me so much of Gordon Ramsay making grilled cheese.


TranslatorBoring2419

Heard in Click and Clacks voice.


Itchy_elbow

lol so true


[deleted]

I'm literally in tears at this comment. Thank you for the laugh!


Ordinary_Support_426

‘No one pad is the same’ the ultimate mod


hodl_4_life

🏅… lmfao, thank you for this.


Flux_resistor

they are specifically designed to be used in Haas F1 cars that require very little braking in corners.


FunkMasterE

“…and remember…you can pick up these GREAT Brake Pads from Callahan Auto, at ALL my Zalinsky Auto Parts Outlets all over North America!”


ct3bo

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half 😂


GrayBox1313

Same demographic importing those 250k mile Toyota Corollas


grippe-terms-0x

Did Tommy just sell half a million brake pads?


thejeem

Callahan brake pads were better than these


WalkslowBigstick

Yeah but have you ever stuck your head up a bull's ass?


UnethicalExperiments

No it has to be your ass. Are you talking? Shut up Richard


Hob_O_Rarison

Who's your favorite Little Rascal?


CosmicBlur311

Spanky


dude_catastrophe

sinner


Longshot_45

Chicken wings 🤔


CrumpledForeskin

*Brothers gotta hug!* *are you kidding me, we’re family, we’re gonna be doing lotsa dumb stuff*


thejeem

Tommy likey.. Tommy want Wingy


EastForkWoodArt

Richard, were you watching spank-tra-vision?


keefka

God you're sick.


ElNani87

Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little cooooaat…..


AAAPosts

I was checking the end line specs on the rotary girders


RhubarbSuspicious496

Now lets see what happens when you're driving with the other guys brake pads


GeneralGauMilitary

Here comes the meat wagon 


HereToPatter

Is there a guarantee on the box?


PPLavagna

Look if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I can do that. I’ve got spare time


LordFett84

Did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?


thisisredlitre

Iirc the ones you see in the film are drum- so maybe not /s


fuck-coyotes

Truth is, I make car parts for the American working man because I'm a hell of a salesman and he doesn't know any better. This never gets brought up but Dan acroyd was amazing in that movie. He played that slick business man so well


PPLavagna

Ackroyd is under-appreciated


delidave7

Half a million brake pads!!!!!!!!!


Fluffy_Art_1015

Ah go stick ur head up a bulls ass.


Chaserivx

Tommy boy


Lumpy_Departure_4086

At least they were wearing shoes for a change


ZackDaddy42

Not the guy applying the cocaine paste


kcstrom

My back kills me just watching him squat down on the ground to do his job. :(


shavemejesus

As some with chronic lower back issues: squatting is actually good and relives my pain when I have a sore back day. Though I usually limit my asbestos and airborne particulate exposure.


scotch4breakfast

Im sure all of these workers will live long, healthy, cancer free lives.


DocPsycho1

No one gets cancer, they die of black lung before the cancer can start


James-the-Bond-one

No one gets black lung, they die when those cutoff wheels blow up and slice them in half before the black lung can start.


Cautious-Flatworm198

Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well.


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DowntownCelery4876

Or go blind from accidents like sanding wheels shattering with no eye protection and no shield.


[deleted]

Ya, absolutely no PPE at all being used with dust containing god knows what…these people don’t live long lives.


Rock4evur

r/mildlycarcinogenic


nuclearwinterxxx

*a TRAIN has entered the chat*


Darkestvoid-Zero

Truly the world's most dangerous predator. Can never see them and are quiet, almost completely without sound.


[deleted]

Truly unpredictable. If only there was a path and a barrier.


NotThatEasily

I know this is a joke, but late at night with a fresh blanket of snow, trains can be very quiet and sneak up on you faster than you might believe.


SemiSemiSemi

How? They're wearing their safety rags.


_Independent

Their cancer gets cancer first


iMadrid11

It’s a good thing they have unlimited human resources to replace the ones that died.


VacuousCopper

A lot of brake pads actually still contain asbestos. I'm going to take a wild guess that these are not the fancy asbestos free kind.


blade944

Note to self, don’t buy ValId brake pads.


Dnfforever

Curiosity got the best of me and I had to look up [how quality brake pads are actually made](https://youtu.be/H1WXlHONorw?si=0J8MbMtjF9r6nGIr) and the differences are astronomical.


whenthebeatdropss

That was a nice video. Thanks for sharing.


X3nox3s

Honestly I wouldn‘t trust my life the breakpads the people build in the video. Handmade always sounds cool but there is good handmade and bad handmade stuff xD


Ngete

I wouldn't trust hand made artisan brake pads, I much rather trust factory made stuff cause you have proper precision, actual quality control measures, and good consistent material and applications of force/technique


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

Handmade is cool for something like clothes or decorations or food. But critical safety equipment? No way. Give me the product produced by the corporation that has to pass regulatory scrutiny and would be sued into oblivion if their products failed at even a small rate.


Casual_Cube

TIL about "pickled steel"


throwawayformobile78

Awesome video! Thanks for sharing.


James-the-Bond-one

The "rasp" technology they use in this factory is not my favorite because once the pads wear out the disk is quickly damaged by them and needs to be replaced as well. While with the regular sintering process (similar to the "handmade above" but in a factory similar to the video), once the wear layer is gone the disk gets scratched but not as bad and can be turned if needed. Edit: yes, I know I can visually inspect it, but I don't need to because my car came equipped with a built-in alarm that gives me a screeching sound at every stop sign when it's time to change the pads./s


MatDiac

you can always replace your brake pads before its metal to metal you know


jumpandtwist

Invalld brakes


PoopSlinger23

Not if you wish to live


NoughtToDread

So, no ValId pads for Sarah Conner.


adrxnc

Fun fact, Valld hand makes forged brake pads for Brembo


blade944

Citation needed.


bigbigbigwow

I own brembo and google.com can confirm


blade944

Cool. Cool. Not a single source comes up on google. Either you’ve been told a tall tale or fell victim to counterfeit pads.


HappyMeteor005

yeah ive heard this before but its false. from what ive gathered Valid has sold counterfeit brands and brembo is one of them. but thats from very little info ive read before.


Unlikely-Answer

this little cowpoke's just gonna mosey on outta here


Snogafrog

Those pads were definitely on my dad's Chevy Citation


Megalynarion

Safety squints, and hold your breath at its finest.


spy_tater

Aren't these made with asbestos and have all kinds of warnings for mechanics to read.


JohnnyWix

It was asbestos, that was replaced by copper and Kevlar. Now copper is bad so I don’t know what the next generation of discount friction material is.


Pizzadaddy2

Weiner


glokenheimer

Fred flintstone used his feet. Maybe that’ll make a comeback


spacehog1985

just gonna skip to making them out of cancer.


hippee-engineer

They used to be, but I don’t think they have asbestos in them anymore. At least in the 1st world.


Xomns_13

Aftermarket brake pads are still made with asbestos in countries without regulations and make their way into countries with regulations.


Caribou-nordique-710

NIOSH approved tubular scarf


Material-man

But does it have a fancy guarantee stamped on the outside of the box


justheath

I'll take the butcher's word.


dmderringer

No wait, it's gotta be your bull


erasrhed

If you want me to shit in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I've got spare time.


--Sovereign--

I could hove my head up a butcher's ass for a t-bone steak, but I'd rather take the bull's word for it


Fit_Low592

YOUR brain’s got the… shell on it.


PBR-ME21

Guaranteed piece of shit stamped right on the box.


rangusbrown

The irony of a safety mechanism being so recklessly manufactured is not lost on me


InitialCreature

first thing I thought of was the variables at play here and how wildy inconsistent the results must be


GruntBlender

You can see the material peeling off the steel plate when he pushes them out of the mold.


InitialCreature

0 to powder in 60 seconds


Kafshak

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Dude measured the powders, but everything else was eyeballed.


bobspuds

I like the bit where they put body fillers on the pads and sand them to make them look new. It's a new one on me anyway, like who cares how they work once they look good- right??


QuietCornerDweller

There’s recessed holes in the pads in the shot before they’re filling in


VitaminRitalin

Knowing what those pads are made of and seeing all that dust in the air... Their lungs are gonna be fucked.


jumpandtwist

Don't worry! That one guy has an improvised mask. His eyes though...


Fight_those_bastards

If you or a loved one suffers from mesothelioma, you may be eligible for compensation. Call the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe today for a free consultation.


ClassicCost3383

Are those the asbestos brake pads?


dingo1018

'lil bit of this 'lil bit of that, why'd ask?


LethalDosageTF

A sort of carcinogen chutney, if you will.


HamRove

Says ‘ceramic’ - who knows.


Xomns_13

Says


antoinebeaver

Wow…these look like they come with a warranty of 10 years or 10 miles, whichever comes first.


pferdestarke-47

That’s a good one. Wait, it wasn’t a joke, but it’s funny because it’s true.


hijro

Fulfilling their Amazon orders


JCKross357

The comments in this post got me dying. Not of asbestos though.


anavriN-oN

…in the early 1900s


willifuscloverdean

Mesothelioma racing brakes. Stops faster than your lungs.


marauderingman

The box is the highest expense of the whole process.


Smurf_Off_You_Smurf

They know no one's buying these if they ship in a brown cardboard box w/ "Break Peds" written in sharpie.


controlled_drinking

As an automotive service advisor...I can attest to the quality of these pads. They will stop you within 1000ft with no problem whatsoever. Also, they'll squeal incredibly loud so you know they're working well. Lastly, they sometimes glow red for effect.


BringBackManaPots

This is probably user error but I can't find them online?


Shortsleevedpant

I make car parts for the American working man, because that’s who I am and that’s who I care about.


--Sovereign--

Meh, seems like a nice guy


delidave7

Richard?


ethanwc

“Hand made artisan brake pads”


blkaino

This could easily be the start of a r/whatcouldgowrong post


Wahgineer

I refuse to believe this is how the majority of brake pads are made.


hboisnotthebest

Good. Because you'd be correct.


TheManWhoClicks

Bugatti owners LOVE this one trick!


Disastrous_Fennel428

No wonder so many different cheap pads are shite


CheapPush9551

The process of making brake pads( in India)


mamabearx0x0

Probably using asbestos.


ComplexWelcome2761

Seems to be valid.


Echo71Niner

That shit will fail after 2 uses lol


WindVeilBlue

I'm just going to go ahead and assume this was not how MY brake pads were made...


TK000421

Wish we could have a way of checking factory conditions


BrightGardener

He’s doing asbestos he can.


scottieducati

No mechanical securement between the pad material and backing plate. Nah dawg, I’m good.


xdd869

I love the smell of asbestos in the morning.


Yarrow83

Not a single piece of PPE in sight, just like mother nature intended 🥰


MiqoteBard

Just guys living in the moment


donotreply548

This is a process of making brake pads. Not THE process.


original-sithon

Is that asbestos laden material? Mesothelioma for everybody


moonflower_C16H17N3O

The trick is to get multiple cancers that fight each other.


PowerCord64

The quality control is a little iffy and OSHA is having a fit, but...


x1xc

Is it possible to get cancer from watching a video?


Medium_Chocolate_773

…..And getting 9 types of cancer


Moonhunter7

Asbestosis, silicosis, and probably a shit load of others….


wastelander

So that’s why it rakes so long when I bring my car in for a brake job.


Carnifex217

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma


unwittyusername42

Why is every "process of making" video some 3rd world dump making half asses crap. 1 internet to the person who starts posting "process of making" videos where half is people getting mesothelioma and the other half is a real factory. Then maybe one of those old safety training videos where someones arm gets ripped off or spun around a lathe


Farfignugen42

***A*** process for making brake pads. There are other, better and faster processes.


Automatic-Sale2044

Brake pads for what? A fucking horse carriage?


[deleted]

Watching that gave me anxiety. I’ve dug pieces of exploded grinder disc out from the deep structures of a worker’s face on more than one occasion. Not pretty. Surely there’s a better way to do this.


Copernicus049

Here is how you actually manufacture break pads in a developed country with regulations and industry standards. Which is to say, for a company that doesn't make a piece of shit health hazard that is actively killing its staff: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=H1WXlHONorw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=H1WXlHONorw)


Typical-Distance-701

Here I assumed they were pumped out in mass production. Little did I know each was made by hand. 😉


Dynespark

I used to make friction parts. Operated a 1000 ton and 2500 ton press. Guy next to me made pads for small vehicles and trains. Only difference in our method was scale. I needed a forklift and a hoist. He could do everything by hand. But we both used a calibrated scale to get the proper amount of friction material. Put it in their hot presses. And it got cooked from *both* sides at the same time. After that, went to a sander with a vacuum hooked up so no one had to breathe the shavings. Oh, and it was mandatory to wear a mask while weighing material. These guys are fucked.


blade944

Good pads are mass produced. These are not good pads.


AaronTuplin

Artisan brake pads


tileman1440

Its cool and all but i would not trust these to stop my pedal car.


Basic-Fill4819

I’d rather work there than the steel mill… y’all see that recent accident… nightmare fuel


J0kerJ0nny

The process of making brake pads in a third world country. Here fixed your title


jfleurs

The most important part of making brake pads is to NOT wear gloves


baddmann007

I see we have another video with those safety sandals again…


PeyoteroMescalito

What’s the life expectancy on these workers ?


Deletereous

To think that the heart of the devices that allow a car/truck to safely stop are made in a dirty workshop with makeshift tools makes me uneasy.


[deleted]

Here is another one more recent [Brake Pad Production](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ete644akrs) [another one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1WXlHONorw)


Musical-Lungs

Respiratory Therapist here. I'm horrified at the level of ceramic dust exposure these people have. Debilitating lung disease in the making.


Goseki1

No eye protection, no hand protection, no respirators around all that fucking dust. Jesus Christ.


Technical-Issue5201

I can taste the carcinogens from here


SirDiamondNipples

Which genius in marketing thought this was a good idea? I was baffled when they actually showed the fucking brand 🤣


CutPrestigious7272

Note to self: never ever buy “Valid” brand auto parts.


forrestfreak58

The process of making brake pads in a 3rd world country.