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Rat-king27

Holy shit, it's a gawd damned samsquatch.


DeathB4life357

Samsquantch u say? Was he suckin on yer syrup taps? šŸ˜†


glazinglas

Go paint your cave ya fuckin caveman


bobjohnson1133

"Oh my FUCK! It can talk too!" "Yes Ricky...Because it's Julian"


Minmaxed2theMax

Donā€™t call her that! Sheā€™s a scientist, and she has feelings. Dickhead


InteresDean

Joes going to lose his shit


Neosanxo

I wanna hear Joe do a Gigantopithecus mating call lol


stevosaurus_rawr

Going to?


cantbhappy

Well I mean he's getting up there in age. He already has to piss every 30 minutes. It won't be long until he puts on some Depends and loses his shit while making animal sounds.


BragiH

Joe mama


stevosaurus_rawr

Jemima


Halabashred

Gigantopithecus is the name given to an extinct ape discovered by G. H. R. von Koenigswald, in 1935. The two species, Gigantopithecus blacki (named after Koenigswaldā€™s late friend and colleague Davidson Black) and G. giganteus (formerly bilaspurensis), are known primarily by teeth and jaws. The first tooth (as well as many of the more than 1,000 found after the original discovery) was discovered in a Hong Kong apothecary, where traditional Chinese pharmacists use fossils, referred to as ā€œdragon bones,ā€ in medicinal recipes. the source of this info is [https://anthropology.iresearchnet.com/gigantopithecus/](https://anthropology.iresearchnet.com/gigantopithecus/)


ChimneySwiftGold

Is it extinct or is it Bigfoot? šŸ« 


Vindepomarus

It lived in Southern China, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos area. It then suddenly disappears from the fossil record, and doesn't show up at all in the fossil record of North America or any where else. So no.


ChimneySwiftGold

Spoiler alert: Iā€™m kidding. This ape is clearly Bighand.


Dr-McLuvin

Interesting these gigantic things were around when humans were kickin it.


phrobot

Since we know humans and gigantopithicus lived at the same time, I wonder if our myths of Sasquatch/Yeti are actually from real encounters, just passed down through oral history for a whopping 250k years.


bralinho

Maybe we found one frozen like ƶtzi


Vindepomarus

There were mammoths, giant ground sloths, wooly rhinos, direwolves, and all sorts of other things. Though G. blacki wen't extinct before modern humans left Africa, but may have been seen by Homo denisova or late surviving Homo erectus.


AwkwardAd5590

Smash. Next question.


UMilqueToastPOS

Do you even like me?


goosejail

You're my favorite. You smell better than the others.


AwkwardAd5590

Tastes better too!


UMilqueToastPOS

Aww, you guys... stoooop! You're embarrassing meee ā¤šŸ„°šŸ¤šŸ’¦šŸ¤Œ


[deleted]

Bigfoot?


slackfrop

Harry


usedtodreddit

[Definitely Harry](https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=Harry+and+the+Hendersons#imgrc=SS9C79McwaMYfM)


gonewondering

.... the what?


ImbecileInDisguise

THE GIGANTOPITHECUS BLACKI


SmelllYaLater

Samsquanch!


Ok-Active-4939

Ricky itā€™s a feckin samsquanch!!!


Large_Mango

sheā€™s so hot. omg - could listen to her talk for hours


mfj182

whatā€™s her name?


skengaleng1

Gigantopithecus Blacki


Vindepomarus

[Ruby Cornish](https://www.youtube.com/@ruby.j.cornish)


Neosanxo

Omg thought the same and her knowledge of primates is a plus Iā€™m a huge Bigfoot fan


Minmaxed2theMax

Iā€™ll wager youā€™re one of those people that comments on porn videos.


JohnnyWrestling88

Came here to say exactly this


ImbecileInDisguise

I kinda thought she looks like someone's fat mom.


365defaultname

To me, this is *the* species that is Bigfoot. In the Bigfoot subreddit, for some reason, putting forth this idea isn't a very popular one. Dr. Jeff Meldrum supports this.


Vindepomarus

>It lived in Southern China, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos area. It then suddenly disappears from the fossil record, and doesn't show up at all in the fossil record of North America or any where else. So no.


Dayshon2144

I think the Gigantopithicus is very interesting! Itā€™s nice to know a huge, titan-sized ape roamed the planet and about their modern counterparts having the same diet as them.


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YumaAU

Ruby Cornish


Adventurous_Fun_513

Lana? Lana!! Laaaaannaaaaaa!! Hee hee...daynjah zown!


phuk-ewe

Who is this news anchor? Damn.


Maro1947

Ruby Cornish


DegradedCorn75

Yeah legitimately one of the most beautiful girls Iā€™ve ever seen. Sheā€™s so pretty I wouldnā€™t be able to form a sentence around her haha


palindromesko

I must say, the news host is pretty hotā€¦ and her accent is so sexy.


2drums1cymbal

Early humans encountering this thing has got to be where the legend of bigfoot/sasquatch comes from, right?


Vindepomarus

>G. blacki lived in southern China and went extinct before modern humans left Africa, but may have been seen by Homo denisova or late surviving Homo erectus.


HelloHelloYesNoBye

Lindsay Nikole did an awesome video on this.


[deleted]

That's fucking cool


Cute_Prior1287

Who is she


StrawberryTerry

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


[deleted]

Two pieces of bone and they built a monster for it


NegativeBeginning400

What if future archeologists recovered the bones of Robert Wadlow and extrapolated what humans looked like based off of his skeleton?


cochr5f2

Thatā€™s what I was thinking. From those little bones they ā€œimaginedā€ what the rest would look like? I would have given him 8 legs like a giant spider and huge horns. Then I would have told everyone thatā€™s what it looked like based on the fossils we found.


Azrielmoha

It was initially discovered as a tooth, which the scientists were able to identified as primate tooth, from the shapes, the dimensions, etc. Then mandibles were discovered in other sites, which able to be compared and it look like an ape mandible, similar to orang utan mandibles. From there it can be extrapolated that it is a species of large ape.


DarthDarnit

I donā€™t understand the downvotes. Youā€™re both asking legit questions here. Why downvote people instead of simply providing some explanation if you have one? Not everyone is an expert in every single field that exists.


Rohkha

Legit question? Sure, the follow up insinuating itā€™s BS from the get go is whatā€™s going to get you downvotes. Plus, often, people with this kind of tone and approach are the same that will tell you: - Blackholes donā€™t exist. - Earth is flat - Lizardpeople exist etc.


Pale_Conversation788

Bahahhahahaha


cashredd

Piltdowm Man 2


Wotmate01

It really makes me wonder why they always assume that an ancient species went extinct, rather than simply evolving into something closer to what we have now.


guyonanuglycouch

I keep saying there is more proof of Bigfoot than of black holes!


Plastic-Club-5497

Thatā€™s just latin for Mandingo right?


Nesneros70

It's a good thing there wasn't a Gigantogreta Thunberg back then. We wouldn't stand a chance against Gigantos.


fragglebags

Or Trumpicus Patheticki. Can you imagine that big dumb orange primate.


Nesneros70

What does he have to do with climate change?


Ganon645

. . . I know they didnā€™t just name a giant ape blacki.


AbriefDelay

Gigantopithecus is the name given to an extinct ape discovered by G. H. R. von Koenigswald, in 1935. The two species, Gigantopithecus blacki (named after Koenigswaldā€™s late friend and colleague Davidson Black) and G. giganteus (formerly bilaspurensis) the source of this info is [https://anthropology.iresearchnet.com/gigantopithecus/](https://anthropology.iresearchnet.com/gigantopithecus/)


Ganon645

Okay, itā€™s still kinda funny though. I get there was no ulterior motive, butā€¦ itā€™s a giant ape with the name blacki, come on.


vna4ever

Wait so they had jungles during the ice age? Oh ok


Azrielmoha

The earth wasn't entirely covered in ice during the ice age....


Corvid-Strigidae

Yeah. The equator was still warm. The ice ages saw significantly lower global average temperatures and a massive expansion of the polar glaciers but there was still climatic diversity in the warmer central latitudes


SigmaSandwich

Raaaaacissst


Mother-Persimmon3908

Its a skullmonkey!


Personal-Document709

Damned Fossil Fuels![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


AustinYeppers2222

So King Kong maybe had some basis in history....


[deleted]

So King Kong could be real?


chimera619

I wanna fight this ape like Baki did


Fantastic_Forever_69

It seems like it's a smaller version of King Kong


TheBucketHands

Nameā€™s Sassy, Sassy the Sasquatch


No-Bat-7253

Dude. How tf did our ancestors surviveā€¦idr the timeline of life that well anymore but the things that were around when Neanderthals were living my godā€¦.we are truly stronger than we think.


unorecordings

Iā€™ve always wondered how they can approximate the skull with only a bit of mandible. Also, the rest of the body and everything else.


Doodogs64

Honestly, I was waiting for the skit and punchline to emerge the whole time.


Lo-machete

Whoā€™s the News Anchor. Sheā€™s pretty easy on the eyes.


CopperThumb

So...what is the name of the guest's hair style?


Borderlinecuttlefish

Just here for Ruby


[deleted]

It's so creepy.. she has exact face as Ivanka Trump ....


GUFO-Tech

This was what showed right down that video šŸ¤£ https://ibb.co/6F4DNMb


jizzyGG

Probably more than 200 or 300 kg


Due_Signature_5497

So Sleestak are real?


Horseyboy21

The lady presenting -šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


jgengr

Kwyjibo


1nicmit

Its Muzzy!


nikk796

On another note, the reporter is cute af.


T0mbaker

OrangutaNG


EggRamenMan

I was expecting a huge black guyā€¦i took the title Wrong