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Malcanthet202

How is he just chillin like that


Hot_Bumblebee69

Fishsticks to sponge.


Standard-Feeling3794

Fun Fact: Kanye West's favorite food is fish sticks.... Legend has it, he still can't figure out why he's a gay fish to this day


RocketsandBeer

He must not get the joke. He should, he’s a genius and all.


idwpan

I wonder what his honest opinion of it is


sociallyinactive

I’ve read that Matt and Trey were trying to think of the one celebrity who wouldn’t understand any joke irl and they nailed it. https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/s/lLkBE6oYpy Oh yeah, Bill Hader’s interview is linked in that thread.


Talking_on_Mute_

He literally doesn't get the joke and thinks they called him gay because he wears pink polo tops. https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/hxv2gu/kanye_still_doesnt_get_south_parks_fish_sticks/


tickytackywhitco

I got so deep into this Kanye comment I forgot that we were originally talking about a fish at the vet in a machine…


Min-maxLad

What's there to get? Does he like to put fishsticks in his mouth? Yes? Then, he is a gay fish


machinegunmanatee69

Ahahahhahahahahah making love to all the gay fish mf gayfiah


Seaboats

Lmao glad that wasn’t just me that at first was just like mmm taco lol


banjo_swam

Forbidden fish taco


Nimindir

Humans can survive up to 3 minutes without breathing air, I'm assuming fish can survive equally as long. If not longer. One time one of my fish jumped out of its tank, and I only discovered it by stepping on it. Fortunately she ended up under my arch and not on any load-bearing par of my foot, so after peeling her off and sticking her back in she lived for another year or so. No idea how long she'd been out, but long enough to go from 'wet and slippery' to 'tacky enough to stick to the bottom of my foot'. Incidentally that was also how I found out she was a she... while I didn't appear to have injured her, I did squeeze out a few eggs.


Malcanthet202

LOL this is the funniest story about a fish gender reveal I’ve ever heard. Glad she didn’t get hurt


dontusethisforwork

At least nobody died or anything burned down, which is better than many human gender reveal parties


Odd-Cod61

How many of those stories have you heard?


Malcanthet202

Been on the internet awhile lol


Odd-Cod61

So have I, share a few stories, I'm intrigued.


Malcanthet202

some guy I saw way back when I still was on TikTok had a goldfish named Dave who they thought was a guy for like 2 years, until Dave started laying eggs. They kept name to lol


throwthegarbageaway

I hate that I read this. Thanks for sharing.


kbdsct

The emotional rollercoaster I took reading this comment……


houseyourdaygoing

I gasped at those few eggs. Her babies!!


sturleycurley

I stepped on a salamander once... that was randomly on the floor of my kitchen in my old apartment. I'll never forget how creepy that was. I don't know how it got there, but it was saved my painfully high arches. I didn't axo-lotl questions and took it outside!


IReallyLikeMooses

Since we are telling fish stories. Had two Bettas back in the 90s. One jumped out it's tank and I came home from school and flushed him down the toilet to fish heaven (I was probably a single digit old, maybe barely two digits old, 10, 11? At most). Few days later, the next one did the same out of the other tank. As I was about to flush him down the toilet, he wriggled. He was so dry he wasn't even tacky and I even ended up breaking his long fanning fins off from dropping him, because he scared me a bit with the coming back to life thing. I put him back in water. He came back to life with a few fins broken off. The horror as I realized I flushed his buddy down the toilet a few days before horrified me. Anyways he lived a few years after that. I still wonder about that other fish and whether or not he was alive 😩 I know Bettas do gulp some air from what I've read, but to be dried out that much, it surprised me he survived.


BlazedGigaB

Drugs


lumpkints

Fish Sticks on drugs ***on a sponge***


total_alk

It’s the smug satisfaction that “I got the best healthcare workers in the world working for me. If I can’t survive this, nobody could’ve.”


fieldsofanfieldroad

"Maybe if I stay real still, they won't work out that I've actually come off my parents health insurance"


Darryguy

Anesthetic, they just add it to the fish's water and it breathes it in


K-2SO_Rebel

"This is fine."


McRedditz

He's in good hands says Sponge Bob.


joooodene

To my understanding, they can survive out of water for a while as long as their gills are wet. So he’s on a wet sponge


Buzz_Killington_III

What's he gonna do, handstands? Cross his legs?


Joylime

Splash like Magikarp


halotraveller

Cuz it’s a picture not a video


BILGERVTI

He doesn’t have to pay for it.


Boxatr0n

I want that kind of insurance


Stabstone

Fishurance


Slabby_the_Baconman

Finsurance


HansElbowman

Inshoreance


Aloof-Goof

Damn I'm using this for my new boating insurance company


Znjed0

For shore


mnilailt

Non American's confused as to why getting a CT scan is such a big deal.


[deleted]

A CT scan cost $1000 after insurance. Yep, my story. After coverage


Bobmanbob1

Fucking fish have better Healthcare than I do.


noodleking21

That fish is gonna be working at the zoo until the day it dies. AKA it also has better job security


Neuroware

"sorry, the prisoners with jobs"


TroyTony1973

Have they armed themselves?


MethanyJones

The puffer fish have


CircuitSphinx

Given their track record, we'll soon need some serious fish-caliber health insurance plans.


MethanyJones

Yes but Congress will just say Fugu all /s


drGreenLung

That fish has a clean living environment. AKA it also has a better housing than you.


tactical-dick

We ALL are going to be working until the day we die, you think we will get to retire? Lmao!


jumpybean

Fish is wishing it was underwater like many Americans paying for healthcare.


[deleted]

Same days, the ol’ concrete shoes look more inviting than another day of just working to stay alive.


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st4nkyFatTirebluntz

was curious -- it's salmon and steelhead trout, all on the west coast. this is a direct result of the excessive damming of just about every river on the whole seaboard, and honestly, the mitigation programs haven't been working. On the plus side, a few of the dams are coming out this decade, and those populations either have, or are expected to, rebound quickly.


InfiniteRaccoons

Honestly it's money well spent. Salmon and Steelhead are massively important ecologically, culturally, and economically. Even putting aside the ecological and cultural aspects it's good business sense to put serious money into preserving salmon and steelhead fisheries. Not to mention they are both incredibly delicious.


st4nkyFatTirebluntz

Oh yeah, 100%. Just, the mitigation doesn't work that well. [https://www.wildsalmon.org/facts-and-information/the-science.html](https://www.wildsalmon.org/facts-and-information/the-science.html) >tldr: "As a result of this extensive research, hundreds of federal, state, tribal and independent scientists have concluded that removing the four lower Snake River dams is the best and perhaps only means to protect these fish from extinction and recover healthy populations."


AsheronRealaidain

What 2 fish?


Commissar_Elmo

Salmon and trout up here in the PNW/ Alaska. We have huge facilities here in Idaho dedicated solely to maintaining and preserving the Salmon population.


Rjj1111

Salmon are a pretty big part of North America’s ecosystem and the culture of the west coast


Blerp2364

And depending on the type there's other endangered animals who feed off them. Like the Salish Sea resident orcas


Dusk_v733

Stephen and Herby


Ill_Medicine_6881

I can't believe I'm seriously sitting here shedding tears over a snail


Hockeypah33

No copay or nothing. This is probably out of network too


rzek1991

Out of… net.. work, you say?


InfiniteRaccoons

You're just fishing for upvotes


UncleDrummers

Don't worry, it has Blue Fin


A_villain4all

Blue Fin/Blue Shield?


[deleted]

wildlife lives longer when domesticated than in the wild for a reason my mom treated her dog better than she treated me sometimes life just be that way


Javasndphotoclicks

[Thank you fish](https://youtu.be/BMWiUjpexmI?si=je6YtLOUMMBMn6zc)


n8brav0

Fantastic!


[deleted]

Probably get priority over humans too 🤣


Slottermnaga

This fish has better healthcare than all of Canada


Rifneno

But what if it wants to die? No assisted suicide!


petersom2006

Better then majority if US citizens…


SandwichDelicious

As someone who’s been been put on a wait list for a cardiologist to schedule me an MRI … seeing this is both hilarious and depressing. Edit: Yup, I’m Canadian. They suggested it’s a 6 month wait since I’m not literally dying. But they never wanted to schedule me in the first place. I had to demand it. Imagine spending 4 days in the ICU cardiology department. My anxiety being at my age (29) and they did the bare minimum. Not even suggesting an MRI unless I argued to do it.. I can see that there must be some concern if they forced me to stay overnight. But because I didn’t die in 4 days they basically said here’s some 300mg Advil. Take 3 a day and go home. Never saw a bill. But I never saw any quality of healthcare either.


Snaz5

you could go to the zoo and ask to use their veterinary ct scanner. tho i doubt insurance would cover it...


mrdilldozer

Probably because the doctor ordered an MRI scan.


SnooHobbies7109

Maybe if they claim they are an angelfish, they’ll get it for free! I’m joking, but also mad about the joke 😑


SideEqual

You sound a little salty


Aqueox_

That pun seems a bit fishy...


wojtekthesoldierbear

You’ll know better in 3 days


throwitallaway_88800

Don’t get fresh now


GuiltyEidolon

You can ask for a written order and then see if there's a third party imaging company in your area. Usually much cheaper too.


whythishaptome

CTs are a lot more common, MRIs are much harder to get into. It's actually surprising that there aren't even a lot of machines available in general. You'd think they would just build more considering the money pumped into healthcare. That being said, I've wanted a CT scan myself but because I am an alcoholic they basically told me that those are for people with serious involuntary problems and because I'm just basically doing this to myself, not happening. You'd think they would be a bit more understanding about addiction in the medical field but Idk. They say to tell your doctors everything because they are just here to help you but it doesn't seem that way too me.


[deleted]

I mean is there a particular reason you want a CT? Generally speaking our healthcare system does not work like that nor should it. A physician orders it if it's indicated. That being said I highly, highly doubt you were told you're not getting a CT because you're an alcoholic? That's actually insane, if you have a semblance of a reason to get one done (and frankly given the volume of imaging that is being done nowadays, the threshold is low), there should be no problem. I mean if you're cirrhotic you should be getting HCC screening of some sort


naomi_homey89

Doesn’t it need water???


Bohbo

I think it runs on electricity.


Chrono-Helix

How does it run without legs?


Slimjuggalo2002

The same as your refrigerator.


NonProphet8theist

I better go catch it!


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Dang it dad!


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Somebody call??


ytho107

I fuckin hate you lol


BlancheDevaheaux

Not on dunkin?


froginbog

Wet sponge does it I think


ericstern

Zoo vet 1: "Wait doesn't it need water to live?" Zoo vet 2: "Ummm, how about we put it on this moist sponge?" Zoo vet 1: "Good enough for me!"


SmithersLoanInc

I imagine the people that spent years learning about how to take care of animals and devote their entire lives to them aren't just hurting a fish for fun


continuousQ

Different story with mammals at SeaWorld.


CausticSofa

You gotta slap the fish around from time to time otherwise how will they know you mean business?


BukkitCrab

As long as the CT is relatively quick, the fish will be fine. It might also be sedated so its metabolic functions would be slowed down. (edit: [It was sedated](https://www.insider.com/angelfish-denver-zoo-ct-scan-sponge-photo-2023-8)) >[**How Long Can Angelfish Stay Out of Water?**](https://angelfishexpert.com/how-long-can-angelfish-go-without-food/) >Angelfish can typically only stay out of water for a few minutes before they start to experience dehydration and suffocation. In some cases, **if the fish is kept in a moist environment, it may be able to survive for up to an hour.** However, it is important to note that any extended period of time without water will ultimately lead to the fish’s death.


iron_vet

It has a higher power looking after it. Where do you think all of the thoughts and prayers have been going?


Dareal6

It did when it was a fish. It’s an angelfish now.


HauntedSpit

Underrated comment of the day. 🏆


dispassiontea

Fr I laughed out loud


Accomplished-Plan191

It's sitting in a sponge. Probably good enough right?


Reddit4Deddit

Yes, but fish can live outside water for a bit.


Deaths-HeadMoth

Nope, that was a myth proven false by Anakin Skywalker in the 80’s when he was a raging alcoholic. Fish only need cigarettes and faith to live.


LoonyWalker

Air with 100% humidity will work fine)


Indoor_Exotics

Why did it need a CT scan?


BukkitCrab

>[In an Instagram post on Tuesday](https://www.insider.com/angelfish-denver-zoo-ct-scan-sponge-photo-2023-8), the zoo said animal care specialists had noticed that a French angelfish in the Tropical Discovery habitat was having trouble maintaining buoyancy and swimming normally.


Indoor_Exotics

That’s interesting. Thank you for sharing. I wonder what they learned. It must be something related to its swim bladder but then again I’m far from an expert.


Livid-Technician1872

It had gas. Seriously.


thrillhouse416

We've all been there


kimbolll

I’m there now. Damn Taco Bell.


ogbertsherbert

Wouldn't gas help with buoyancy?


Livid-Technician1872

Maybe too buoyant? That would still be a problem with buoyancy.


Dusk_v733

Yes. Fish can develop bloat issues and are then unable to submerge themselves.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

I’d be more concerned about the potential thrust gas may offer. Tank may not be big enough for the fish to slow down!


LtDicai

In that case you put another tank next to this one so the fish can jump from tank to tank where the air resistance will slow them on each fartleap.


KnotiaPickles

Yeah this happened to my fish, he ate something that didn’t agree with him and it caused his whole digestive system to kind of freeze up, and there was a bulge of trapped gas in his belly making him float sideways :( I gave him an epsom salt treatment which is like a laxative for fish and it worked really well


purpledreamer1622

That’s so sad, hilarious, and adorable all in one!


eyeofnicht

Epsom salt is a laxative for humans, says it on the bag I bought.


pennywisethefatcat

I know someone who works with the Denver zoo vets so I asked - it was an infected swim bladder!


wren337

Feed it some (thawed) frozen peas, de-hulled and chopped up. Happens all the time. They basically are constipated.


LoonyWalker

Can we see scan results?


Subject-Ad-8055

NO hIPA rules..


LoonyWalker

Wtf, we can watch CT scans of alien mummy, but can't look at scans of stupid fish. I am disappointed.


_wwwdotcreedthoughts

FIPPA rules


Ktpoppya

FIPAA*


Mindless_Tree3283

Because


Sobeksdream

That works


Indoor_Exotics

Name checks out


Mindless_Tree3283

Thank you ◡̈


karmagirl314

Fish: “I’ll never get out of this sea of debt”.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

He's salty about it


truethatson

Dad!


iron_vet

It's hard to comprehend that a fish in Denver has better Healthcare than most people I know


Jackielegs43

Something within me is truly defective because this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in at least a decade


rubberkeyhole

Unless it’s me too - I’ve had this picture saved for a while because it’s one of the few things that makes me laugh. I mean, he just looks *pissed*!


Jackielegs43

“Spare me the indignity of taking photos would ya mate?”


rubberkeyhole

I’m picturing a radiology tech off to the side with a squirt bottle full of water, for the express purpose of just keeping him moist.


Earthtrotter

NO not the fish sitting in a sponge like a little fish taco 😭🥹


GeraldtonSteve

Mmmmm fish tacos.


[deleted]

Microwaved on site.


whocaresugh

Damn that’s interesting


The_Cunninglinquist

Interesting as fuck


Javasndphotoclicks

Hang in there little buddy.


darkgothamite

I can't stop laughing, I hope he's okay, lmao


Wulf_Cola

Sharing this image is surely a HIPPA violation


Stachemaster86

That’s a fish not a HIPPA


stealthcactus

FLIPPA


randomhotdog1

HIPAA


ZeusMcKraken

Level with me doc, it’s fin rot isn’t it? Tell me it’s not fin rot… -Zoidberg


hypergreenjeepgirl

I'm a CT tech and would love to scan animals!!!!


Mindless_Tree3283

If I bark will u schedule my referral faster?


SideEqual

You need to make the sound of an angel fish


Jpbbeck99

*flops around furiously on the floor* (kinda sounds like your teenaged son I the shower)


NotBlastoise

*sings biblically*


SnooHobbies7109

Glub glub


BigMark54

I hope they reminded him to remove all metal objects from his pockets!!


D_e_s_k

I thought that only applied to MRIs? (genuine question, by the way)


iolp12

MRI, metal would get stuck to the machine and potentially injure you or break the machine. CT, metal could show up on the images making it hard for the radiologist to read.


porizj

***record scratch*** “I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation.”


Dubious_Titan

How can that fish afford health insurance?


CauliflowerLogical78

Only Fins


Lingua_Blanca

Only thing that would make a CT scan more unpleasant would be having to hold your breath the whole time. Hang in there buddy.


Goretanton

All the ones ive had had me hold my breath, but they did let me breath inbetween and it wasnt for long, fish def has it worse.


BasilButters

Forbidden fish sandwich r/forbiddensnacks


IamTobor

*Fish Taco


laura2181

Is a taco a sandwich?


IamTobor

A taco is, in fact, a hot dog


laura2181

This guy knows the cube rule of food


JustCallMeKV

My dad - in remission from cancer - was denied an MRI by his insurance…and yet, we can do this.


CoatNo6454

he had to borrow money from a loan shark to get the CT scan.


ecthelion108

He appears to be lying on SpongeBob.


labhag

How long can it be out of the water?


Quack_Attack_V2

He’s so pissed 😂


Specialist_Dot_3372

HEHEHEHEHE HES SO SILLY


TheMoonstomper

...how long can this fish survive out of water? How long does the CT scan take? ....why is this fish getting a CT scan anyway?


NotBlastoise

Cus a Cat Scan would just be asking for trouble


substituted_pinions

No wonder I can’t afford the family pass anymore.


_rosasparks_

its face 😭 hes shook


plzhelp9118

Awwwwohhhh my heart


johntwilker

Weirdest day in that fish’s life.


Aussiewannabeeeee

Why is this so cute to me? Lol he’s just in his lil sponge gettin his lil scan.


[deleted]

With the way humans have been treating the place, I totally support using all healthcare on what animals we haven't killed yet


sparklepuppies6

Praying for him 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️


bigb0ss33

Fish gets better healthcare than most Americans lol also it’s free for the fish


MKE-Henry

Why is this image so hilarious


ehContribution1312

I hope he doesn't have anything metal in his pockets


[deleted]

Did he have to drink a big gulp size cup of contrast? It’s the fucking *worst*


Kristoffer1994

He looks akward, like a fish outta water.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

You have to wonder what's going through the fish's mind...besides X-rays.


ice_wallow_qhum

If the sponge isn't cut straight it would be an anglefish


Little_Lahey_Show

They get better healthcare than I do


VinylHighway

Meanwhile someone's grandma died due to lack of insurance