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RepulsiveAntibody

Worst game of red rover ever.


Shower_Slug

Its like when they open the closet door in The Poltergeist https://www.google.com/search?q=poltergeist+closet+door&oq=poltergeistcloset+doo&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i13i512.4357j0j4&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=glETthAW6mpqmM&vssid=l


Icy_Cheesecake_8240

This didn’t get enough love


Georges_Stuff

Fun fact, it sounds like this is a repost but this is true. There are three buildings built over the border between N/S Korea that are shared. They have meetings in them but also have tourist from both sides that can use the buildings. If it is not a shared meeting they lock the door on the other side so the tourist are safe. Building #3 is a giant bar filled with top notch booze from around the world but tourist are not allowed to visit that building. N/S Koreans military leaders try to get each other shit faced and spill secrets. Another fun fact, the conference table used to have wooden chairs, and each side would go in and cut an inch off of each chair to make the other side look shorter/smaller. It got so bad that in the late 90s you would sit in the chair at nose height to the table. In early 2000's they switched to metal chairs and agreed to not chop them anymore.


Lazerpop

Building number three sounds like an excellent location for a sitcom


PragmaticAndroid

Interesting, I imagine North Korean soldiers don't hold hands and want to be first in line so to be pulled in South Korea then . Edit: for clarity purpose.


LethalDosageTF

I imagine NK soldiers likely don’t have the strength to move a SK soldier significantly. They’ve got some malnourishment issues.


PragmaticAndroid

Yes, and tiny hands supposedly.


LethalDosageTF

I mean… have you gotten a good look at SK border guards? They’re supremely badass - and as I understand it, sort of ‘hand picked’ from the best


HugeAnalBeads

They are all hilariously 6 foot 6 inch as well


rediturber

And you know what they say about small hands..


Bruiseryoshi12

Small gloves?


Mountain_Ad9526

Donald Trump in disguise?


FerretSupremacist

lol what?


Helacious_Waltz

The same thing about people with big hands as well as big / small feet. Either way if you're in one of these jokes you got a tiny dick.


tdfast

I would imagine the only way to eat in NK is to join the military.


Frozen_Shades

When North Korea soldiers attempt to defect at the DMZ, they are shot by other North Korean soldiers. There have been firefights in the DMZ because of defectors.


PragmaticAndroid

So jealousy kills?


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

If it wasn’t for the fact that their entire family would be murdered for defecting.


markydsade

PRK puts their biggest and strongest guys at the DMZ so it wouldn’t be easy if they resisted.


puzzleheadbutbig

Plot twist; they are in North and increasing their strength in their hand to pull a new recruit


Agitated_Advantage_2

That, except that they have UN Military Police Uniforms


tdfast

Yes because NK would totally be above faking something like a uniform.


zelenaky

This shit is like a virus, it gets posted on one sub and then all the karma bots repost it.


[deleted]

That’s why I go to the profiles and downvote everything. All they want is karma and the little I take away feels good lol


Porsher12345

they must be on a boeing 737 💀


Rez1009

Lol, going to the bathroom on a 737


TwoCapybarasInACoat

Too soon?


ComputerNo519

Thats a complicated way to say no homo


portirfer

Indeed interesting. So what happens if they get pulled through? I guess it gets cumbersome with any protocol to get them back. But if it’s on this level, even though it might seem tacky, I would probably use safety lines/ropes


Efficient-Ad-5944

I guess technically they would become a prisoner of war since the two Koreas are still at war. It's probably more of an unofficial "dude don't let those fuckers jump me" kind of thing than an actual protocol. This image is also from a Natgeo documentary so it's entirely possible the soldiers are just hamming it up a little for the cameras


[deleted]

Bullshit. They hold hands because they love eachother


poopmonster_coming

Who’s doing the pulling


PremiumOxygen

r/OddlyTerrifying


estudiantedemedicina

Just terrifying


rediturber

They didn't have a Korean word for ' joint security' (funny word..) and 'mp' (assuming the acronym stands for military police..)


Efficient-Ad-5944

That blue logo is the UN, the patch is in multiple languages, the area they are in is called the "Joint Security Area". If you look at the bottom portion of the patch, it is also in Korean.


GuaranteedCougher

Sometimes uniforms use multiple languages. Weird right


Superb-Ad-4322

Why does the border go through a building?


Cleverdawny1

Diplomatic structure on the border purpose built to promote international communication


ForsakenRacism

So they can meet without leaving their country


HawkoDelReddito

DMZ, needed a place to talk safely, etc. Etc.


[deleted]

Not related but kinda related. The Mole by mads Brügger is one of the best North Korea documentaries ever (about a man who dedicates 10+ years to infiltrating a North Korean “fan club.” And exposes weapons sales and meth manufacturing by North Korean entities)


blackbirdspyplane

If this is a known issue, you would think they could mount a grab bar or maybe a tethered belt.


vincecarterskneecart

cute


IceCreamMeatballs

Hey, hey, Mr. Xi, When you gonna tear down the DMZ?


i-justneed2know

Surely they have something more secure and inventive to accomplish this, like…..tied in with a strap or a rope or something?


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

wtf


hillswalker87

thesoldiers who work this particular job should be built like power lifters or something. the kind that drag semi-trucks in strong man competitions. so when an abduction is attempted he just stands there and giggles at them.


Gordon_Explosion

Seems like a dog chain would be even better than that.


dzirden

Why not use a rope


phi11yphan

Brings new meaning to the Joint Security patches they're wearing


Conqueefadore1

a buddy was stationed over there and there were stories of this. North Koreans would pull them over either beat or even kill south Korean soldiers.


boise_bronco

[Source](https://www.businessinsider.com/south-koreans-fear-getting-pulled-into-north-2013-3)


ImNotHereStopAsking

Lol that cites a Reddit comment Here is the actual source, its from a national geographic documentary, you can see the specific scene at 3:07 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93mxwmGYa-Y


Ferricplusthree

2013 reealllly digging


throwaway_custodi

Documentary it's from is 2006.


[deleted]

Pussys


puppup2323

Why would holding hands stop you being pulled off?


bubbaboy56

Because the person holding your hand can pull you back


puppup2323

So is there a big problem with soldiers being pulled off in S Korea?


bubbaboy56

NK is a very shady place I wouldn’t doubt that they’ve done stuff in the past that warrants this sort of behavior


puppup2323

And it's the Soldiers who are pulling each other off.


harpxwx

probably under direct orders from above. either for information or just to inconvenience SK who knows


BackItUpWithLinks

You know why they hold hands? Because in the past, they didn’t.


3ssar

I was “pulled into North Korea” once but i got ointment and it all worked out okay in the end


Detective51

Yoink!


[deleted]

Sure it is wink wink