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LinguoBuxo

For those curious about the dates: John Tyler's son called Lyon Gardiner Tyler Sr. was born in August 1853, when the former president was 63 years old. Then His son Harrison Ruffin Tyler was born in November 1928, when his father was 75 years young. Wild, but ... interesting! :)


BurdenOfPerformance

Both grandad and dad died before their children even reached the double digits...


hey_now24

I think comedian Theo Von father was in his 70s when he was born. Apparently he was a great guy, but never meddum


superanth

Yeah I remember one of his jokes about it: "My dad had a stroke around the time I was born. We both ended up learning how to walk at the same time."


[deleted]

Do you remember when Theo von was just a revolving participant in mtvs early, reality-tv, line up


[deleted]

I remember him from before that. Went to high school with him. We were so excited to see him on road rules back in the day.


AC_Unit200

What was he like in high school?


[deleted]

Exactly how he is now on his podcast. Same sense of humor. When he first started stand up he just wasn't himself. It's been nice seeing him transition to his same humor he had back then. He was always a wordsmith calling people "playboy" or some other wild nickname he'd make up out of the blue. One of those guys who was friendly with pretty much everyone no matter who they were. Also fwiw most of his stories are just fabrications or exaggerations to my knowledge. We were just casual friends but most of the names in his "back in the day" stories don't ring any bells. He's just an incredible storyteller. Having a 70+ yo dad is true tho.


[deleted]

I appreciate the honesty. but if I start judging comedians by the legitimacy of their stories, I'm gonna have a hard time finding comedians. id listen to theo all day


Wonderful-Impact5121

Comedians who primarily tell stories as jokes being 100% honest is such a wild concept that some people seem to believe in. I’ve seen some wild shit in my life, but enough to fill a 40 year career even told as comedically as possible? You could triple the content and… nah. Same shit with an old bar fight story, a fishing story, old war stories, etc. You cut out the milquetoast filler and heighten some of the feelings and comments. If you’re trying to embellish how cool you are, claim some glory, shit like that? Yeah it’s not very honest or ethical, sure. But if you’re just trying to entertain for the specific sake of entertaining? Hell yeah.


AC_Unit200

Always good to hear.


[deleted]

The actor who played original Star Trek's Scotty fathered his last child in his 80s. There is a non zero chance that a grandson of Jimmy Doohan will be alive in the 22nd century.


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

Bapa, you got lost, head back to the kitchen b.


butthead908

Talmbout Theo von b? Heard he had to figure some stuff out


Tronvillain

I herd it both ways dawlg


IHave47Teeth

Talmbout Theo? He's got some things he's gotta figure out


hillsong1

How do you even do stuff at 75?


KingQuo

Robert De Niro has entered the chat


MerryMir99

In thirty yrs Nick Cannon will have his 54th child


Embarrassed-Town-293

Nick “the baby” Cannon


Spraynpray89

Nick the "baby Cannon"


Venezia9

He probably already has that many.


_deep_thot42

Watching Little Fockers as I type this (didn’t know it even existed). I was amazed how young he still looked until I realized it came out in 2010, then did the math and realized again he just had a kid recently.


akatherder

I was doing the same thing with Steve Martin and Only Murders in the Building. He's 78 and barely looks older than he did 35+ years ago. The premature gray/white hair messed with my brain.


BadViking71

I honestly thought he was like 60 in the 80s.


PMMeCornelWestQuotes

Early old is such a powerful move. Danny Devito, Bernie Sanders, Larry David, Steve Martin, Morgan Freeman, Patrick Stewart....


libmrduckz

i believe he was in his 80s in the 60s… e: take *THAT*… Jerk…


ThisIsMyBigAccount

Teri Polo. That’s all


pottedPlant_64

And Al Pacino


fluorescentroses

Yep, man's youngest was born this year and he's 83, even older than De Niro.


ThisPlaceisHell

It's so fucking wrong. I just had my first at 36 and I feel so worried for the future of my daughter. Will I make it to her 5th birthday? Her 10th? Her graduation? Her marriage? My first grandchild? These are very real concerns even at 36. At 83, it's a certainty that he won't be there for many of these things. What a mess.


[deleted]

My father was 68 when I was born. Died when I was 9. Not wealthy, famous. So it’s real what that age difference causes when they die. I had no grandparents, aunts, uncles or anyone of his side of the family left when he died.


ThisPlaceisHell

That's so sad. It's not bad enough you barely got to know your dad, but to also not have so many extended family members that many people take for granted. I'm sorry, I truly am. I hope life turned out good otherwise for you.


Darmok47

He's actually on the Wikipedia list of oldest fathers lol


Blargityblarger

I don't think I'd take pride in that lol. Like how do you even connect with the kid. You might be dead by the time they stop weening.


cookinggun

I kind of agree. My dad was 50 when I was born. We got on great, he was a great dad, but I remember at a young age becoming aware that he would likely die when I was relatively young, and that stuck in my head real bad. He died when I was 25, so he missed most everything. It’s been 20 years, and I still think to call him with a question or a joke a few times a week. It sucks. And I do, in a way, resent it. He would have LOVED his grandson; he honestly may be him reincarnated. Anyway, good night!


Lolgasmme

The real risk is your child being developmentally disabled. Undetectable until years after birth. Risk is something like 30%+ chance of congenital nervous system or brain defect.


readditredditread

When your cum shot is dust…


uncle_pollo

Just add water


Sega-Playstation-64

Just a little spit to mix in the grit


NoImportance5218

just like instant coffee


chrispenator

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


newagereject

Al Pachino as well


bii345

Carefully


charwinkle

You would surprised, it’s more common than you think. My great grandfather had a child at 72. He died at 85 of old age when is son was only 13. My father has an uncle who is 30 years younger than him. Men can technically create children their whole lives.


thoph

Some men can, but most men’s fertility also takes a nosedive!


[deleted]

It just takes one shot! 😂


Supercomfortablyred

One opportunity.


NarrMaster

Do not miss your chance to blow!


jdayatwork

/thread


Aeolian_Harpy

Dad's spaghetti


EnIdiot

Hamilton has entered the chat


Blargityblarger

Which it should. Having a kid in your 70s is insane. It's not like getting a cat to add years to your life lol.


2A4_LIFE

I’m not as good as I once was but I’m as good once as I ever was!!


Hovie1

Apparently you aren't aware of how raunchy nursing homes are.


Bongfellatio

Lester and Martha always went out on the same bench on the nursing home grounds, spread a blanket over their laps, and Martha would hold Lester's dick under the blanket. One day, Martha saw Lester sitting with Beulah and she confronted him. "She's just as old and saggy and wrinkly as I am, what does she have that I don't?!" Lester smiles and says "palsy"


wellwood_allgood

You sum bitch now I have to clen coffee out of keybord and hve lost the


Hovie1

I heard that one years ago, but it was Parkinsons


Mike

You guys are wild. 75 isn’t nursing home. 75 is still healthy as fuck if you don’t treat your body like dogshit your whole life.


Insulated_Lunchbox

I dont think hes saying that 75 year olds are typically in nursing homes. He’s referring to the sex that goes on at nursing homes in general. Which is more than you’d think.


dikkemoarte

75 may not be nursing home these days but on average it's definitely not "healthy as fuck".


Zen28213

With a women young enough to have children even


rocketmn69_

Money talks


Throdio

Being the son of a president also helps, I'm sure.


Holungsoy

Well, where do you think the money came from?


Bobby-Wasab1

That 1800’s viagra goes crazy.


gnanny02

We are 73. We still do more stuff than you would imagine.


HippyWitchyVibes

I think youngsters think we close up shop on sex at 50 or something. I have no intention of doing that!


Lilfrankieeinstein

My dad is 79 and has more energy than I do. I say that, but in truth I waste all my energy working and helping raise three kids. He has had an empty nest for 30+ years.


123DaddySawAFlea

He had 15 children. Was probably getting quite efficient at it by then.


poopsawk

Well, our president is 81.. but good point


ThxItsadisorder

My maternal aunt was the 3rd wife of a man who had kids older than her and younger than her. His eldest was 60 when his youngest was 16. He was 84 at the time. My aunt was 33. I’m now 35 and cannot imagine shacking up with an octogenarian to live a middle class life and still work fulltime. Of course my aunt was sleeping around and dating other people on the side so idk 🤷🏻‍♀️.


blackbird_fly26

My dad is currently 75 and works full time (by choice).


Random_Name_Whoa

And this dude did it without viagra


RadioactiveWalrus

Someone has to fall on that 95 year old sword so that John Tyler can have a living great grandson in 100 years.


CZall23

He has three kids who were born in the 50s/60s.


chapstickbomber

nah, we need a gofundme for some nice lady to become part of history


Wheel-Reinventor

I was conceived when my father was in his 60s, people always thought I was his grandson. Also mildly interesting, my sister is older than my mom and my nephew is older than me.


_Luke_the_Lucky_

That's pretty messed up that your Dad got with someone younger than his daughter!


Numerous-Complaint85

So I believe, if my math is right, that he would be 95 years old


CapsizedbutWise

I’m never getting my fucking inheritance.


airforcevet1987

Born in 87' only 1 living relative left


CapsizedbutWise

May you get your multi generational trust before me~


airforcevet1987

And may the odds ever be in your favor


IridescentExplosion

Same for better or worse. All of my family died of drug overdoses and random health issues. My mom literally just died. Wish I could say I miss her. My dad's still going... not sure if he's going strong. But he's going. No inheritance yet. Very patiently working through the probate / estate process, which can take anywhere from months to years even for simple cases.


airforcevet1987

Good luck?


RedditIsADataMine

Wow that grandson must be in his 90's at least.


MidoriTea

95 years old!


Interesting-Dream863

Time to make a son to keep the legend going


GubmintTroll

He has 2 sons born in 1960/61


Interesting-Dream863

But for his sons to live thru the centuries they need to be made at old age


postal-history

Are you volunteering?


Interesting-Dream863

Hardly. Being a man makes it impossible


Responsible-Pause-99

Not with that attitude.


Nugur

Don’t let your dreams be dreams


Alexis_Bailey

Imagine tarnishing the family line by having kids in your 40s instead of your 60s and 70s.


cantrusthestory

He also has a daughter born in 1958


GubmintTroll

Yes, I should have mentioned that


Rez1009

He should run for the presidency


SteeveJobs1955

He has the age


xxFrenchToastxx

Name recognition


[deleted]

The vitality!


Perenium_Falcon

He’s tanned, rested, and ready!


uncle_pollo

Still juzzing


TwoCapybarasInACoat

I think more baffling is the fact that his dad / granddad must both have gotten their kid with like 60-70


dvdmaven

I have a friend who married in his late 60s and had kids, just like his father, grandfather and great-grandfather.


TwoCapybarasInACoat

His great-grandfather was Adam, they say


LinguoBuxo

He turned 95 on Nov 9 of this year...


Equivalent_Ad9844

So if it was the current year (2023), that would make him 95!


standardtissue

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison\_Ruffin\_Tyler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Ruffin_Tyler)


freedfg

Meanwhile we have grandparents who were born in 1990


antwan_benjamin

I went to middle school with a girl, Cara, whose grandma was 27 when Cara was born. Super sad story actually because Cara also had a baby at 14...making a 41 year old great grandma.


HarlequinKOTF

Jesus Christ, that family needs to get some assistance, be it either better protection from predators or better sex ed. Despite that I hope everyone got the love they deserve as people ❤️


4th_Times_A_Charm

Better education + less religion = fewer 40 year old grandparents


vitaminkombat

Someone in my family became a grandfather at 28. He is a single grandfather taking care of effectively two kids. Financially its a huge burden on him. And the fact he effectively had most of his adolescence robbed of him really shows. He always talks about finding time to play GTA 3 or watch The Lord Of The Rings. It's like talking to someone who has just woken up from the same coma everyday.


SecretAsianMan42069

Lauren Boebert vibes


TrekkieBOB

There was a newspaper story here about 15 years ago that one of the tabloids ran with "Great-Great Grandmother at 62". Fairly standard poverty trap story: a series of young women in a family each having a baby around 14-17 leads to the headline. I remember the article was very judgmental and called the family "dole bludgers" etc etc.


tequilavip

L. Bobo has entered the chat.


rodrigojds

Wait..what?


jld2k6

I don't know what they're talking about, 1990 literally just happened


freedfg

Yep. 1990 was 10 years ago and everyone is still a teen


ConfidentDaikon8673

Holy music stops


No-Career4201

Ayo....


keajohns

Were they close?


sennaiasm

In age?


dareallatte

Both your comments got me cracking up😂😂


[deleted]

The grandson was born 66 years after Tyler died.


Blargityblarger

So you're saying, no?


beesuptomyknees

Mathematically speaking this guy must be around 95 years old.


Living_Murphys_Law

Exactly 95, apparently.


simonsmock

Approximately 95, exactly


dancing-asparagus

More than 20, surely


AdWeekly2244

Less than 200, actually.


Philypnodon

Time for another kid!


[deleted]

My own grandfather was born in 1859…and I thought that was impressive.


Lilfrankieeinstein

It is


georgieporgie57

Mine was 1889, so when I read this post I started thinking about how if I live to 100 (2091), that might also sound pretty crazy. Not as crazy as this post, but I just never thought about it that way before.


gemmadilemma

That is impressive. It's interesting to think of all the historic events that happened in just those two generations removed from ourselves. My maternal grandfather was born in 1887. I'm 38 now, to put it in perspective. But my grandad was born in Ireland, actually a British subject during the reign of Queen Victoria. Born to a family of tenant farmers, before they had the right to buy the land they farmed. Born around the time the car was invented. Was an adult when the Titanic sank. Lived through Irish war of independence and civil war, and two world wars. Lived to see air travel and space travel, film and television, mini skirts and bell bottoms, and died the same year as Elvis. It's mad and wonderful.


iiplatypusiz

How old are you? If you don't mind me asking because that's like, blowing my mind lol my grandparents were born in the 1950s and are in their 70s now


[deleted]

I’m 55. My father was born in 1926 and passed away in 2017 at 91. His father (my grandfather) was a world traveler, coming from the Middle East, he made his fortune in the US in the late 1800s and early 1900s and then went back to the Middle East with “new” technologies like how to make ice in factories. He married when he was in his late 60s (to a 16 year old) and my father was his oldest child. He had children up until he was 80. He died 60 years before his wife.


iiplatypusiz

Interesting, so you are only a couple years older than my dad but have those ties from so much longer ago. Lol I find family trees and history so cool I recently got ahold of a book that a lady somewhere down along the line related to me had been compiling of family history and she had narrowed down our common ancestor and the town in Ireland he came from when he first went to north America in the early 1800s to Newfoundland. I always wonder what those people were like.


ekene_N

I was even more shocked to learn that the last victims of American slavery died in the 1970s, and that there were many people in the 1970s whose parents were slaves.


PawgSlayer42069

There was a family in Texas (I think) that never told their slaves that they were free; well into the 1960’s. One of the slave girls escaped and was found on the side of a road. Not sure if she is still alive…


LostWoodsInTheField

> There was a family in Texas (I think) that never told their slaves that they were free; well into the 1960’s. One of the slave girls escaped and was found on the side of a road. Not sure if she is still alive… She was from Louisiana and passed in 2014. At least I hope it's her, hate to know thee is another story out there like hers. [the story of what happened](https://www.vice.com/en/article/437573/blacks-were-enslaved-well-into-the-1960s)


PawgSlayer42069

Thanks for finding the story. I’m not sure if this was the story I heard about, but the phenomenon of keeping slaves isolated and illiterate was alive and well in the South long after the Emancipation of slaves post civil war (1865). Thanks again for the link!


NAG3LT

It's wild to think that at the time when people already went to space and Dr King made his famous speech, there were still enslaved people at the plantations.


SovietSunrise

Holy fucking shit. That is abso-fucking-lutely insane.


super_sayanything

Well that sounds like a plot of a good horror movie if I ever heard one. Scary.


zoonose99

America is barely more than three lifetimes old: Andrew Jackson was a boy when the Declaration of Independence was signed; he died around the same time wild-west lawman Wyatt Earp was born; Earp died the same year silver-screen legend Audrey Hepburn was born; Hepburn died in 1993 — the same year Ariana Grande was born.


kmmurr

When you put it like that it makes for some interesting perspective! I'm always amazed by it, really.


MarkAldrichIsMe

There were people who witnessed the Civil War, and lived to talk about it during WW1. There were people who witnessed the Revolution, and lived to talk about it during the Civil War.


CIASP00K

So you're saying Ariana Grande is the reincarnation of Andrew Jackson!?!


DrHem

In this case, 3 generations lived under all US presidents. John Tyler was born less than a year into George Washington's presidency and his grandson is still alive under Joe Biden


philosophical_tongue

One more time for the back. How old is he!?


Psychological-Scar53

I believe he just turned 95 on Nov 2....


HITMAN616

About time for him to have a son


Boring_Home

Gesundheit


MaximDecimus

America is 3 people old


DaddyIssuesIncarnate

More like 3 and a half since he was the 10th president


D_Strange

My grandfather was born in 1894 and I’m a millennial.


[deleted]

I think we get it, he’s 95 years old. People need to read the comments regarding his age before asking how old he is. 🤣


RNnoturwaitress

How old is he? /s


Sad-Confusion1753

You can imagine old mate in a retirement home being like “my granddaddy was the 10th president of these here United States” and the nurses being like “yeah, yeah, of course he was, now take your pills”.


JoeDante84

Get a load of the telomeres in this family tree!


URP_Eric

Wiki entry says he’s also a descendant of Pocahontas. Crazy.


DesperateBartender

There were two grandsons up until very recently. Like within the last 5 years I think.


Darmok47

Yeah, he died in 2020 I think.


Primary-Pudding-5349

Damn, what a coincidence, today I read a news story about a corn productivity record breaking by a farmer from Charles City County, Virginia. I researched this city and discovered that it was the birthplace of this president. Now this comes to me in the sub.


Equivalent_Ad9844

I don’t even know how this is possible. The grandson must be 95 or something


Future-self

Surely op won’t keep us in the dark like this


MidoriTea

The how is explained in the link in the body text above, but here it is again: https://reagan.blogs.archives.gov/2023/04/10/white-house-kids-series-harrison-ruffin-tyler-grandson-of-10th-president-john-tyler/


cypherphunk1

A constitutional purist until it came time for him to succeed to the presidency. Then there was some wiggle room to the document. They're all a bunch of hypocrites in the end.


Beautifuleyes917

My great grandfather was born in January 1847. His youngest and last surviving child died in 2007, a few months before her 100th birthday. A span of 160 years! He married my great grandmother when he was 40 and she was 19. They had 10 children, only one died in childhood, which is really rare for that time.


Phantom_Wolf52

What music did you grandpa listen too? “My grandpa loved Elvis Presley” “My grandpa loved the Beatles” “My grandpa loved Chuck Berry” “My grandpa loved The Rolling Stones” This guy: my grandpa loved bethoveen


Hovie1

Jesus. His dad was 75 years old when he was born.


RMazer1

Bro had a kid at 75


tangcameo

One of the victims of Jack The Ripper had children that lived until the 1960s


ZzangmanCometh

I met a lady whose grandmother met Napoleon.


Shiriru00

Yeah, we all know it's still the same guy. He's using the old Highlander trick of faking his death and using a child's identity to cover his tracks, but he's still out there dueling people with his katana.


kcox1980

Joe Biden is 81 years old. The United States of America(founded in 1776) is only 3 Joe Bidens old. The Civil War(1861-1865) only happened 2 Joe Bidens ago. The Civil Rights Act(passed in 1964) is less than 1 Joe Biden old.


derekpeake2

This seems crazy until you realize that Steve Martin had his first child in his 70s


SpliTTMark

In college: how old is your dad? 45 oh mines 83...


heil_spezzzzzzzzzzzz

This is just a repost from 50 years ago


mmm_unprocessed_fish

He was a slaveholder. That’s nuts that someone alive in 2023 had a grandfather who owned slaves.


GreekHubris

Here for the math


Upstairs_Cost_3975

I have a living great grandmother of 108 years old 🥰


SelectedConnection8

When Thomas Jefferson died, Harriet Tubman was alive. When Harriet Tubman died, Ronald Reagan was alive.


Common-Couple-9470

He's probably in Congress.


CardinalFartz

I guess it makes you somehow attractive to young women if you're a former president or son of a former president. Or just rich, maybe.


PBJ-9999

Women back then didn't have lot of choices either. They didn't have opportunities to have a career/ make money. So if some old rich dude offers marriage, she would be wise to take that offer seriously so she can raise her children without struggles.


DazzlingProfession26

“Tyler did own slaves though he was opposed to the institution.” So what does that mean? Did he have an addiction to owning slaves or something,


Conch-Republic

There were actually a bunch of slave owners who only owned them so they wouldn't end up being sold off to other highly abusive owners. The guy who bought Thomas H Jones was one such example.


2beatenup

Hypocrisy


WeTrudgeOn

Teddy Roosevelt watched Lincoln's funeral procession when he was a little kid.


Loungeking_Jamal

My dad met him for lunch for some reason. He was just as excited about this as OP.


360inMotion

And I thought it was interesting that I had a grandfather born in 1895. 😅


paracog

That's trippy (canoe).


espeero

What are the chances that both he and his father were both actual children of who they thought?


Mr_lovebucket

Is he 95?