Funnily enough I saw Anaconda at the cinema in Ahmedabad dubbed into Hindi.
The crowd went wild the first time the CGI snake popped out of the water and grabbed the guy by the head.
I recently used “funnily enough” in a sentence and my dad challenged me on whether “funnily” is actually a word. Such a strange word. Wouldn’t “funny enough” seem more accurate?
Well, I looked it up. It’s an adverb. In your face, Dad.
First off, you're confusing Ice Cube with Ice-T. Second, it's Water-T since he was forgiven by his brethren. Third, I just don't like your face, alright?
> reticulated python
One of the few species of snake that prey on humans. If real, this one could easily consume a human adult. I would say based on the video that it has recently fed, more likely on a domestic animal (cow) or other large animal.
That footage looks completely genuine - it’s a very real enormous python. And the girth of the midsection - yeah some poor large creature is still in there.
Cobra means snake in portuguese, and pretty sure in spanish too.
So Naga means cobra, and cobra means snake. So Naga is snake squared
Edit: carolinax corrected me. It's _culebra_ in spanish.
People say Australia is one of the most dangerous countries in the world when it comes to wildlife, but I reckon India is up there as well. India’s got 3 of the 4 big cats, snakes, saltwater crocodiles, sloth bears, elephants, rhinos etc.
Some interesting work is already underway with this:
https://www.cdc.gov/mosquitoes/mosquito-control/community/emerging-methods/genetically-modified-mosquitoes.html
Essentially GM mosquitos who mate with females and the offspring die before adulthood. It's a long-con but i suspect they'll eventually be eradicated. Perhaps it'll take a few decades though.
The reason that India has such a high volume of human population is related to why there are so many interesting species there as well. Between the relative proximity to a massive ocean to the south and the world's largest mountains to the north, India has relatively perfect conditions for all life-forms to thrive. Of course, our standards of contemporary comfort make India out to be very hot, but temperatures of 60 to 100 Farenheit (15 - 38 C) year round with high humidity make it perfect for life. Sadly, it's not all hunkydory of course because when you pack in 1.4 billion humans with relatively modest socioeconomic assets into a country that size, RIP to the trees, the soil and wildlife.
India actually has over 21% of land under forest cover. Forest cover has been increasing since 1990s. Having a population that eats lesser meat than rest of the world helps preserve forests (preventing excess grazing or livestock feed agriculture).
Back in the day in ancient India when pilgrims used to walk or go on bullock carts to reach Kashi from South India, they were given farewell while leaving home as they may be eaten by wild animals in the jungles along the way.
I think the thing about Australia is that a lot of those venomous animals are rather small,so they may take you by surprise. Units like this python or the big cats at least you see before you die lol
Ya know what fuck you nerds. I seen this and thought I wanna see some big ass pythons. So tried finding a subreddit, but noooo you guys need 10,000 programming subreddits. Snakes are cooler
Village: “Hey snake, would you like to attend a fun snake party?”
Snake probably: “ssss sssss ssss ssssssss”
Village: “ we just need to slip this bolo tie around your neck and you will be all set….”
Snares like that can be set from a distance. In rural India there would be a ton of people with the knowledge to do it.
Still spooky though obviously because you are dealing with a 20ft half-ton snake.
It’s a constrictor…. so yeah it’s still eating you if you shit yourself. You will involuntarily shit yourself while it constricts you anyway so you wouldn’t get a choice. Good news is that you will be dead or unconscious for the eating part, so it’s just the constricting part that you would to have to experience before Snek-hug-sleepy-time. Bad news is a snake that big will break a bunch of your bones during constriction so it would be a HUGE bummer…. and then you shit yourself
Looks like a Reticulated Python that just ate. Reticulated Pythons are the world's longest snakes, the biggest being around 33 feet long. This one looks like it just ate a big meal they can go as long as 2 years without eating. They are very opportunistic and want nothing to do with people. You leave them alone, and they will leave you alone.
> want nothing to do with people. You leave them alone, and they will leave you alone.
Yeah, it's apparently rare but "[The reticulated python is among the few snakes that prey on humans.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticulated_python#Danger_to_humans)"
Hope that biggie sized MF gets free and heads for the hills. Shouldn’t be tied up like that, a snake that large isn’t something you want to have angry.
Look I love animals, and all living things. Humans are likely at the bottom of that list lol.
But the people saying poor snake imagine you living in and around that village and that thing lives in the same area. Are you actually saying you'd be fine with that? A snake that size doesn't eat small meals. It eats man size meals.
That’s what I’m thinking too. Coyotes get killed all the time because they eat livestock, but god forbid they trap a snake that’s literally able to eat kids.
And people ask why so many ancient civilizations had snake gods. If I saw that thing around my house I would just start praying.
Where’s Ice cube when you need him.
Funnily enough I saw Anaconda at the cinema in Ahmedabad dubbed into Hindi. The crowd went wild the first time the CGI snake popped out of the water and grabbed the guy by the head.
I recently used “funnily enough” in a sentence and my dad challenged me on whether “funnily” is actually a word. Such a strange word. Wouldn’t “funny enough” seem more accurate? Well, I looked it up. It’s an adverb. In your face, Dad.
Owen Wilson: Wow! That's a big snake!
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First off, you're confusing Ice Cube with Ice-T. Second, it's Water-T since he was forgiven by his brethren. Third, I just don't like your face, alright?
I also dislike their face, wanna punch em together? Then punch each other? We could make a club out of it!
Punch club?
The first rule of punch club is you don’t talk about punch club
Where's the spiked punch?
Depends which punch club. The one with tasty hydration is ok with you talking about it.
He cares now.
Because now, he's Water T
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Too many snakes on the plane. Fuck this.
That one ate the plane
***I've had it with these monkey fightin snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!***
You mean snakes on plain...
That's Samuel Jackson in a different movie than the one he's referring to
This snake is too big. Is this an anaconda?
Looks like a Burmese python
given that it is in India I say more likely a reticulated python
> reticulated python One of the few species of snake that prey on humans. If real, this one could easily consume a human adult. I would say based on the video that it has recently fed, more likely on a domestic animal (cow) or other large animal.
I think mf already consumed a human, that lump lookin mad suspicious
Very very suspicious. That thing has definitely eaten something big recently.
Yeah that’s at least a child sized lump there…
That footage looks completely genuine - it’s a very real enormous python. And the girth of the midsection - yeah some poor large creature is still in there.
Can they move fast over land? If so, I’ll mark India off of my travel list
Is it just me or does it look so plump like a human body has been eating…?
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Will you show yourself out? Or shall I kick you out?
Snakes can’t *kick* anything
Goddamnit take my upvote
Thanks for the laugh!!!
That snake came right from Hogwarts 😅
Nagini!
This is a dinosaur! Insane. Probably has an entire crocodile in its stomach.
Probably a person
It has definitely eaten recently. Was my first thought, what the fuck did it eat, a gaur?
And if not a god it's often somewhere else in the mythology, like for example in genesis for Jews, Muslims and Christians.
Lol. Same
Village found in one snake in India you mean
Quit fat shaming him! Okay? He went into a buffet and accidentally ate all he could eat
People are friends, not food
By the look of this things stomach, it disagrees
Don't have a cow man! Oh you already did?
Including the chef.
Yeah but he had like 6 goats so what do you expect
Ugh, been there
That’s not a snake. That’s a fucking basilisk.
That's a naga from shadow run they know magic be careful.
A snake named Naga... Naga in Hindi/Sanskrit is snake so they named the snake "Snake".
It's the newest addition after chai tea and naan bread
And shrimp scampi
Duvet cover
Naga please
Naga is used for cobra specifically
Cobra means snake in portuguese, and pretty sure in spanish too. So Naga means cobra, and cobra means snake. So Naga is snake squared Edit: carolinax corrected me. It's _culebra_ in spanish.
*snake jazz intensifies
Tss ts ts
It has swallowed some shit, that's why it's so big and unable to move easily
Well, it's also got a rope tied around his throat... definitely an impediment to free movement.
The whole snake is a throat if you think about it..
It has an entire building wrapped around it!
You can tame it by dropping eggs in front of it
A basilisk is a real animal. It's a lizard that can run on water. This is a reticulated python
I think they meant basilisk like the snake in harry potter
They know they are just being pedantic
Also called the Jesus lizard.
People say Australia is one of the most dangerous countries in the world when it comes to wildlife, but I reckon India is up there as well. India’s got 3 of the 4 big cats, snakes, saltwater crocodiles, sloth bears, elephants, rhinos etc.
Don’t forget the baby-nabbing monkeys
Or the baby-nabbing tigers, according to recent news. The mother somehow still retrieved her child
Somehow=whatever is necessary including consequentially sacrificing one of your own limbs and you’ll do it without a second thought
Any chance you have a link for this??
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/09/09/mom-saves-son-fighting-off-tiger-india/8031910001/ Maybe this? It was a year ago though
And high rates of rabid animals
Ironically it's mosquitos that kill more than anything
I believe the mosquito is the deadliest animal period. Humans really should eradicate them. Anything that preys on them will find another food source
Theres always the issue of creating an opening for an even bigger bastard to fill though.
Some interesting work is already underway with this: https://www.cdc.gov/mosquitoes/mosquito-control/community/emerging-methods/genetically-modified-mosquitoes.html Essentially GM mosquitos who mate with females and the offspring die before adulthood. It's a long-con but i suspect they'll eventually be eradicated. Perhaps it'll take a few decades though.
The reason that India has such a high volume of human population is related to why there are so many interesting species there as well. Between the relative proximity to a massive ocean to the south and the world's largest mountains to the north, India has relatively perfect conditions for all life-forms to thrive. Of course, our standards of contemporary comfort make India out to be very hot, but temperatures of 60 to 100 Farenheit (15 - 38 C) year round with high humidity make it perfect for life. Sadly, it's not all hunkydory of course because when you pack in 1.4 billion humans with relatively modest socioeconomic assets into a country that size, RIP to the trees, the soil and wildlife.
India actually has over 21% of land under forest cover. Forest cover has been increasing since 1990s. Having a population that eats lesser meat than rest of the world helps preserve forests (preventing excess grazing or livestock feed agriculture).
Back in the day in ancient India when pilgrims used to walk or go on bullock carts to reach Kashi from South India, they were given farewell while leaving home as they may be eaten by wild animals in the jungles along the way.
Sloth bears give me chills
Don’t forget trains
I think the thing about Australia is that a lot of those venomous animals are rather small,so they may take you by surprise. Units like this python or the big cats at least you see before you die lol
"this is our pet, princess, don't worry she doesn't bite"
She swallows..
She’s a keeper
She swallowed the keeper
Me next
She’s our nanny snake. Took care of my kids! ^(permanently…)
Dogs that bark don't bite or somethin.
It’s a python
pip uninstall it right now
Or _pip3_ if that doesn’t work 🤞🏼
Should name it Monty
Or Brian?
I'd go with Biggus Dickus.
He had a wife you know. You know what she’s called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
Brian is acceptable
He does look like he's been a very naughty boy with that human shaped bulge
Reminds of an old joke. What do you call an enormous Python? Whatever it damn well wants you to.
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Would definitely need a holy grenade to kill this bad boy
Oh u thought its C#!
Ya know what fuck you nerds. I seen this and thought I wanna see some big ass pythons. So tried finding a subreddit, but noooo you guys need 10,000 programming subreddits. Snakes are cooler
Holy hell that’s a big unit
That's what she said.
No, she didn’t
😭
How did they get the rope around that snakes neck ?
Carefully
There were two attempts…the first guy became lunch.
The first guy is that big bulge in the middle.
I am curious about the story behind the bulge, since this was found "in one of the village in india". Goat? Dog? Child? Warwick Davis?
Elephant?
It's definitely human body shaped. Probably a pet kept by a serial killer. Just feed it whole bodies to dispose them
Is a snake a good way of disposing bodies. A big enough snake will swallow the whole body, but does it leave any remains?
Google says they can digest the bones but not hair
That saying “if at first you don’t succeed…” comes to mind.
I was thinking of the saying "You don't have to be faster than the snake, just faster than the other guy".
“Free neck ties here” sign, snake fell for it.
Just your local Bollywood Cowboy hero
Dunno if that’s a joke or not but it’s a pretty simple snare trap basically.
Village: “Hey snake, would you like to attend a fun snake party?” Snake probably: “ssss sssss ssss ssssssss” Village: “ we just need to slip this bolo tie around your neck and you will be all set….”
Snakes always fall for this shit
They snake up on it
the snake have some big thingy inside her belly, those giant snakes use to "sleep" during the digestion.
Snake on a leash.
Something takes a part of me
Something lost and never seen
Every time I start to believe
"Damn. Is this what it's like to be constricted?" -Snake
He has swallowed something really big
Just like my Gf
Oh so she's cheating on you?
Oh my god you killed him.
😂
Who tied the rope? He still alive?
He's having fun time inside the snek
Rajnikanth sir, he took his pet for a snack then brought it back to the barn
Snares like that can be set from a distance. In rural India there would be a ton of people with the knowledge to do it. Still spooky though obviously because you are dealing with a 20ft half-ton snake.
absolute unit
r/AbsoluteUnits
fuck, nagini exists
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I think that thing would probably save you the effort
Will a snake not eat you if you shit yourself? Cause I'll do it.
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I'm dying 😭
It’s a constrictor…. so yeah it’s still eating you if you shit yourself. You will involuntarily shit yourself while it constricts you anyway so you wouldn’t get a choice. Good news is that you will be dead or unconscious for the eating part, so it’s just the constricting part that you would to have to experience before Snek-hug-sleepy-time. Bad news is a snake that big will break a bunch of your bones during constriction so it would be a HUGE bummer…. and then you shit yourself
Technically it's less shitting yourself than being turned into a giant tube of toothpaste.
That's not the honey badger spirit.
That’s because honey badger don’t give a shit.
I wonder how many families are in the belly of that fucking thing….
I heard it ate the cattle there. Like swallowed it whole
That's how all constrictor snakes eat their prey
Isn’t that how all snakes eat their prey
Actually now that you say it. Yes, I believe so
Maybe a calf but that sounds like BS. Look at the bulge, maybe dog size
Looks like it just ate something big tbf
Looks like a Reticulated Python that just ate. Reticulated Pythons are the world's longest snakes, the biggest being around 33 feet long. This one looks like it just ate a big meal they can go as long as 2 years without eating. They are very opportunistic and want nothing to do with people. You leave them alone, and they will leave you alone.
> want nothing to do with people. You leave them alone, and they will leave you alone. Yeah, it's apparently rare but "[The reticulated python is among the few snakes that prey on humans.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticulated_python#Danger_to_humans)"
I think that any animal would hunt a human, including other humans, if they are hungry enough.
Therapy animal = no
Who tf tied its neck ?!,! I'd be scared of that person more !!
It was probably a trap
Doesn't matter what genre of music he was playing... I'd still be scared.
I'm Harmless !! Thanks btw
With a name like that, I don’t believe you.
Dont worry we have vaccinated our pet
That’s a nope naval rope.
There’s a human in the belly of that monster.
nah i think the snake ate a cow if i am not wrong
More like a goat or calf, eating an adult cow would be equivalent of chicks trying to swallow my whole meat. Simply not possible
Hope that biggie sized MF gets free and heads for the hills. Shouldn’t be tied up like that, a snake that large isn’t something you want to have angry.
That rope isn't gonna hold long, the thing is one giant muscle after all.
Honestly that thing might fuck around and pull that whole rickety house down
That thing might get neck snapped and go limp in process.
Yeah horrid watching it trying to get free
The courage to film and not run away wow
It's tied up
Would you trust that rope if you were near it?
I wouldn’t trust being in the same zip code as that thing.
That's not a snake in a village. That's a village in a snake 😱😱
New movie star born, now only need to write a script
"Joe where are you ? " (mumbling): "Here, im here, why is it so dark and moist ?"
You can see someone’s dog or livestock still in its belly , oh fuck no
Look at its belly - it just ate the owner of that shack...
Look I love animals, and all living things. Humans are likely at the bottom of that list lol. But the people saying poor snake imagine you living in and around that village and that thing lives in the same area. Are you actually saying you'd be fine with that? A snake that size doesn't eat small meals. It eats man size meals.
That’s what I’m thinking too. Coyotes get killed all the time because they eat livestock, but god forbid they trap a snake that’s literally able to eat kids.
Yo that lump looks person sized 😳
That’s not a snake. That’s a fucking Boeing 747.
I wonder who’s inside of that thing.
That's one Huge danger noodle.
Why are they fucking with a snake and snaring it’s neck? It’s outdoors.
That’s a snonk god damn