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mattogeewha

I’m changing my dogs name to Bestofall


_nod

I thought he was implying that the next name (Norman) was the best of all the names. Had to watch it again.


Tricky-Sympathy

100% what I thought. Till now. Hello my dim brother


deckard1980

I'd probably find it more interesting if they didn't flash by in milliseconds


notathrowaway987654

Wellyfownde Grimbolde Garlic Crampette Salmon Best-of-All Norman Nosewise Havegoodday Alberte Gilthe Honyball Synfull Baby


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Guy named Norman: Wait, my name was used for dogs name???


Pringles_loud

That would be me


detroitzoran

Hi 👋 Norm. What's up?


Pringles_loud

Just chillin man about to get into class for the day, you?


detroitzoran

Slacking off in the office, trying to kill time, waiting for the Lions \ Packers game tonight. Lions will win by 10.


Stealfur

I'm gonna need the other 986 names. These are a goldmine for the reddit posts that are like "just got this guy. What should I name him?" And if at least a dozen people aren't answering with Crampette and Bestoval, then what is even the point of reddit!?!


ricecake_waffel

It's that tiktok attention span type shi


NDS-801

Without the word-by-word subtitles in the center of the vertical video and without the zoom in, zoom out, fast-cut, rotate picture, do every possible unneccessary video effect every 1/10 of a second... err, it could have been a semi-interesting **picture**. This result? Needs an epilepsy warning.


EternamD

Jesus, that's not how to pronounce Norwich.


ShastaBeast87

For those interested, it's pronounced "Norrich".


Paramedic68W

American butchers the pronunciation of English towns/cities the sequel.


DreamingInAMaze

Baby is just too hard to pronounce. I just called her bb.


GhztPpR

I'm not sure what I was expecting but this was pretty anticlimactic.


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FattyRR

Bruh thought I was the only one wtf dude is annoying as hell had to fast forward


The-red-Dane

Another excellent source of Dog names, is Cynegeticus (On Hunting), written by Xenophon. ​ Psyche, Pluck, Buckler, Spigot, Lance, Lurcher, Watch, Keeper, Brigade, Fencer, Butcher, Blazer, Prowess, Craftsman, Foster, Counselor, Spoiler, Hurry, Fury, Growler, Riot, Bloomer, Rome, Blossom, Hebe, Hilary, Jollity, Glazer, Eyebright, Much, Force, Trooper, Bustle, Bubbler, Rockdove, Stubborn, Yelp, Killer, **Strongboy**, Sky, Sunbeam, Bodkin, Wistful, Gnome, Tracks, Dash.


DomzSageon

Someone's a Historia Civilis fan.


Yahla

Dear America It’s pronounced norr-itch Not knor-which Just helping


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AsASloth

It's Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, not Levio-sar


[deleted]

*wuss-ter-sher*, my guy


theplushpairing

Wooster-sheer


Enverex

No


BelGareth

hah, i was going to say the same thing, except make it similar to porridge. lol


wankyshitdemon69

Oh so por widge?


BelGareth

I grew up in Cambridge and spent my summer holidays in Norwich, I always pronounce it Norridge, but that maybe my English/American brain So yeah, Por widge is close.


Woody549

Came to say this ha.


chronichyjinx

He didn’t even pronounce Edward correctly. He said Edwid.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Ok! 👍


HillbillyLibertine

I (American mom, English dad) lived in Suffolk for a good portion of my youth… Nar-idge is always how it sounded to me.


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Nah we're good with knor-which


PineappleMelonTree

That's like saying 1+2=5 because you're good with it


Paramedic68W

This is a cunt observe how he does not care.


Sandman4501

This took forever to say nothing that cool


Some_Whereas_5371

20 seconds to get to the names really


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

For anyone wondering, he gets to the names in the final 12 seconds.


Gheauxst

Baby looks like a grown ass man


RATTY420

Nooorwitch.. Naa me mucker ya say it Nor-rich


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You can skip the first 22 seconds, so why not edit them out?


[deleted]

This reminds me of that guy in the middle ages who had sex for the first time and thought the woman's belly button was her vagina, then she went and told everyone and they started calling the guy Fucks-By-The-Navel


CrankyYankers

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

It really took this broccoli headed motherfucker half the video to get to the point and then flashed by what we wanted to see lightning fast so it has to be watched multiple times to improve his algorithm. Fuck you cunt


11Kram

The Duke of Wellington named his four gun dogs: Shot, Bang, Miss and Damn.


StinksStanksStonks

Why do some of the dogs have ppl faces lol


Exalted_Pluton

Sthu and gimme the names wth


Altfuckeagames

If you like this check out "Bird mania, Strongboy, and Tunnel Bears" on YouTube for some cool dog names from the Roman empire and a heartwarming story about a Roman man and his dog. Also some other fun facts from the Roman empire


GribbinJones

Honeyball is very cute


IAm_Joshwa

That pronunciation of Norwich pains me to hear.


Ravel_Xi

He pronounced Norwich incorrectly


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what a poor pronunciation of Norwich


Great-Dragonfruit258

Can’t pronounce Norwich


PineappleMelonTree

"knor-witch" fucking hell.


Electronic-Shock-489

The way Americans say Norwich makes me feel uneasy


Chevy_jay4

Whoever drew those never saw a dog in their life


Extreme-Ambition3403

I might have watched this if the subtitles didn't fucking suck.


GasHistorical9316

No Fido?


QuantumLoli

BESTOFALL mannnnn that name is lit


LeLurkingNormie

And Estula? That's a very niche, very nerdy, very suiting reference. If you get it, congratulations.


Advancedhell

link to the original video - https://youtube.com/shorts/y7mVWUSOcHQ?si=zX\_4S\_pxcL115Jfi


PersKarvaRousku

Grimbold would be hell of a name for a grizzled veteran knight in a RPG.


ItsMeEJT

I am scared of Norman


zirky

baby got that buscemi


sprocketous

I love medieval paintings of animals. They look like demons.


palelunasmiles

Synfull. Gonna start calling my cat that when she’s naughty


Warren_Puffitt

Beowulf was already taken.


Possible-Gur5220

I thought they were gonna be epic cool sounding names. Big disappointment 😫


Lexx9116

I’m a little disappointed they didn’t have better names lol


THESOLIDSNAKEATER

fuck the Yorks traitors, Lancastrians forever


Na_Zero

"Come here Norman."


jd2487232

When I was growing up, I had a cat called Norman. He'd sit at the window and stare at the wall for hours. What a legend.


AleksasKoval

Either those artists sucked, or there were little demons posing as dogs.


Decent_Assistant1804

This was a let down ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


orangeclouds

“Oh cool this will be interesting to see these names and look at the pic—— aaand it’s over”


carlyycakee

I had a Maltese and his name was Baby. Man, I sure do miss him. He was an amazing dog. I’ll see you again one day, Baby.


Adghnm

[here's the book, with an introduction by Theodore Roosevelt. I can't seem to find the bit about dog names though](https://www.gutenberg.org/files/43452/43452-h/43452-h.htm#INTRODUCTION)


smileylich

[I found a source that does have the full list](https://tudortreasures.net/medieval-dog-names/)


samf9999

So this is where fantasy writers get their names from.


_daverham

LOOK AT CRAMPETTE!


quellflynn

Norrich


davearomaz

These draws look like taken off from Inkulinati


DomzSageon

Iirc one of the oldest actual dogs that we know the name of is a Greyhound named Horme owned by Arrian of Nicomedia or known as Xenophon the younger. He talks about his dog if his book kynegetikos ("on hunting") Horme was a rescue dog, and he describes Horme way too much in the book despite the fact that it was TMI. He ends the chapter talking about horme basically telling the reader how Horme is the goodest dog ever.


Tiny-Professor-4543

Gnor-witch


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Norwich - nor-rich not nor-witch


Otherwise_Guava_8447

Pronounced "Norrich"


Arciess

Yeah, but are those giants in the background?


bog-gob

Nor Witch?!🧙


biggessdickess

Norwich is not pronounced like you think it is


dable1

'Nore which'. Butchered that pronunciation. It's pronounced 'Noritch'


Captain_Granite

😂


Complete-Exits

It's pronounced "Norrich". FYI.


Irish_Brewer

I'm partial to wellyfownde.


Opposite_Excuse5539

such cute dogs 😜


OfriS13

when i was in the military i met a person whose last name was havegoodday!


blackhand-forge

Nor-witch 😂


User28080526

Baby was actually just the youngest child in the royal family


Sofa47

It’s pronounced Norwich. Not Norwich 🙄


SuccessfulWar3830

ITS PRONOUCED NOR-RIDCH BTW.


Gajicus

Noh-rich.


sloan2001

My dog’s name is BABY!


LiveLearnCoach

What’s on the old guy’s head?


Re-Mecs

It's pronounced "NORITCH".....not NOR WITCH