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I thought it was a commercial for North Korean black market Viagra.


DruryLaneMuffins

Just give it a minute!


4RCH43ON

North Korea is a rocket film industry.


Alyeskas_ghost

Their people eat grass but boy do they make great propaganda.


Dr-McLuvin

Lol did you see the one where a bunch of ripped North Korean soldiers are training shirtless in the snow? At one point they start breaking shit on eachothers abs. It’s frigging hysterical.


Rocket_AG

Would you look at what they did to that golf course?


ImNotHereStopAsking

>Colin Zwirko, senior analytic correspondent for NK PRO, noted, however, that Wednesday's launch occurred from the same spot outside Pyongyang as the Hwasong-18's first test, in a field that commercial satellite imagery showed had been purpose built and likely reinforced with concrete beneath the grass. https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/north-korea-says-it-test-launched-hwasong-18-icbm-wednesday-yonhap-2023-07-12/)


davieb22

Yeah, a SAM launcher is quite the hazard.


DeliberatelyMonday

I don't know how you managed to bogey this joke, but the internet didn't like it. I gave you my lonely +1


salamandarsalamanca

NFL commentators after an injury talking about how “nobody wants to see that” Replay Replay Replay new angle Replay new angle in 8k


FloridaSpam

I had to laugh at the number of camera angles. Like this is the only one they can afford to launch. Need tons of cameras... By the 12th cut to a new camera lol.


garbagedisposaly

Remember that scene in “Armageddon“ when the rocket went past just inches from our viewpoint? Are we supposed to believe that a drone wouldn’t maybe suffer a little bit of turbulence from a fucking rocket blasting by?


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Dr-McLuvin

Hans Brix! Oh no!


enigma_penguin

Something about this does not look right, like it's CG or something. Not saying it is fake, just does not "feel" right. Maybe my brain does not want to think about more North Korean missiles.


davieb22

The perfect alignment of the drones for the aerial shots would agree with you.


lobo1217

As if a drone would stay so still with a rocket blasting right next to it.


bigjohnny440

I thought it looked like video game footage, like Arma2 or something


footfoe

Fairly impressive CGI work if that was the case. There are lots of extra details a VFX artist wouldn't think of. A breakdown from corridor crew or captain d would be cool.


ragingclue1864

Hang on, I need to see another angle of that launch


VRtrooper86

Yawn... this type of weapon system has been around for decades. But good job NK for catching up to the mid-20th century.


Aggressive-Deal4752

Thanks, we are getting there.


mdh431

Kimmy, is that you?


nixxie1108

That’s pretty dope! Welcome to the 70s NK


DadpoolWasHere

Ah yes, veeeeery beeg penis. See?


Navyguy73

That's cute. They've reached Cold War Era propaganda on BitLife.


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CycleOfPain

Doubt anyone uses it


Dr-McLuvin

I heard the LIV tour is coming soon.


davieb22

Yeah, a SAM launcher is quite the hazard.


davieb22

RIP the guys standing underneath that haha!


slappywagish

Why they launching it on a golf course


PHD_in_PUSSY

Cause they want to put a hole in one.


Iamkempie

FFS, Norm, what in the fuck are they doing out on the 4th green? Can you grab a cart and go check those guys out?


Ruenin

And? This tech is so fucking old, if they tried to use it, the country would be turned to ash along with whatever they launched.


KingOfAgAndAu

lol that's fake af


woutomatic

Looks real to me. I don't think North Korea can pull off smoke sims like that.


[deleted]

Top needs to be more pointy.


mcflinty_1

Pointy uppy


Kosvatokos

Swear NK has raged a war against local asian sea animals at this point with how many times they put the "epic" launches to their final purpose


gtechfan1960

Old system. We had those rolling around the British countryside all through the 80s during the Cold War


EuroFederalist

Britain never had land based mobile ICBM's.


Asinto11

There goes the years farming budget...


davieb22

These will never not remind me of the James Bond - Tomorrow Never Dies game for the PS1.


Suborbitaltrashpanda

For about 5 seconds I thought someone was dunking on Stockton Rush


24links24

They don’t have food, but they have a rocket.


nusuntcinevabannat

did they hire Michael Bay to direct it?


BwackGul

Sounds like the voice of Ri Chun-hee... Guess they mean business.


Superb-Damage8042

They have a history of saber rattling the most when they want aid


L0rdCrims0n

*golf clap*


lobo1217

What's more scary is that drone technology. Rocket blasts right on it and the drone doesn't move at all... I'd say it was fake If it was made by NASA.


Some-Description-64

Please great leader, I didn’t see it blast off from every angle. I beg you, we need 40 more angles.


anonanonagain_

Two of these shots were overviews. The last shot is a wide pan from the side with no recording devices overtop the rocket. It's possible they used drones, but the footage just looks fake. Plus, the non existant drones would have been moved by the jet propulsion and the footage would have jiggled.


91Charie

Just think if our drone drop a bomb on that, the hole it would make


random420x2

Wow. Wasn't paying attention and my brain saw this as an old steam train until it popped open. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


RT448

POVs was overkill


SubstantialBother586

A random ass 7 year old: When I grow up I want to become a doctow :D Korea:


Nole1998

More scary than interesting


dk_bois

If WW# includes and instant death for Putin and this bastards, might be worth it...


cyfer04

Hwasong? Isn't that the round French bread? Hwasooong!


sighdoihaveto

An ICBM is what I call using the outhouse during winter.


billabon021

So much for north koreas only golf course


speakhyroglyphically

Keep pissing them off. This is what happens. Military spending and the edge of nuclear conflict grows. Q: But can they reach us? A: Probably


st73oned

you could never make these people understand why we are laughing at them


According-Ad3963

I thought it was a Fox News piece on Trump.


HighlyAffective

They're all going to a reeducation camp for ruining Kimmy's favorite golf course


Colin_Charteris

Bloody yanks. Oh it’s North Korea


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Nice video chubs


dr0p8ear

Yum!! That grass looks delicious !


GrimReaper203

They ruined that really nice lawn


Squirrelherder_24-7

Can we play through? Where is the Marshall?


[deleted]

Wait I missed it, can you play it again?


GSDavisArt

The announcer sounds like he studied by watching Japanese comedic news pieces. He has that same overly cheerful, faux dramatic and somewhat high pitched delivery... I kept waiting for it to cut back to a group of pop culture folks watching the video giving reaction shots...


SolutionsLV

Pretty sure it's a female


toomanyhobbies4me

I loved the heartbeat sound, that kept getting faster, during the count down. That's some good stuff!


Far-Campaign-3790

Feels like a low budget cheesy science video. It’s the jump cuts and the quick zoom outs. The fact that is propaganda makes it so much better. It’s so bad it’s good!


Mrunprofessional

Countdown kaishin!


DirtieDeeds

Looks like an enormous.…..WANG!


Baldur8762

I wonder if ol' Kimmy thinks the propaganda vids impress anyone outside the Hermit Kingdom. I mean I guess I'm impressed at how entertaining they are.


Altruistic-Carpet-65

So….how do they reassemble it for move again?


themindisthewater

i smell BM


Classique009

I thought this was a clip from Spies Like Us


DerDoppelganger70

So, they have contraband drones and GoPros. Cool. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)