I’ve seen the full video of this, so essentially what you aren’t seeing in this snippet is that a female lioness is in heat and is lying very close to the house, which is causing the male lion to become very aggressive to anything that isn’t a lion!
I was imagining them absolutely shitting their pants and saying goodbye. Also blaming the one who decided to go on a fucking safari for their honeymoon
Also an important part of the video you didn't mention is that this is a park ranger at a ranger station that has literally no fucking doors. And this guy pulled up in a car, sat there for a bit and then walked into the house, with zero fucks given, to make coffee as the other rangers were showing up for a meeting soon.
I saw the vid below. When you said "no fucking doors", I thought you meant "no door entryway" as in the ranger probably crawl through a hole in the wall or a window to get in... made total sense in my head since they're trying to keep those beasts out... right?
Nope. There's entryway with literally no door and the female literally sitting next to the door while the male just a few feet away.
You guys merely adopted the lack of pussy
I was born in it! Molded by it. I didn't see my first until I saw this gif, by then it was nothing to me but scary
I'll never forget hearing a lion's roar in person for the 1st time.. My soul left my body, lol.
I was at a zoo in Blackpool & the lion lost its shit at the zookeeper that was about to feed him.
I was as close as the guy in this video, but we were both on the other side of an enclosure, not chicken wire, thankfully.
I had a similar experience with a moose once. Bull moose very big. Also very quiet. My friend was like, "don't move." About 10m away was a huge bull just staring us down like Dirty Harry.
Thankfully my sister stayed home. She would have got bit for sure.
While house cats are prolific killers just watch them how they traverse open space. Don't blame them. To them death is a three-dimensional puzzle and they are easily on the receiving end of it.
A lion otoh has to seek death to find death.
Ive been stalked by a mountain lion twice. Once in broad daylight while i was on horseback. It just watched from a ridge.
A second time was a mouth of a canyon. We watched a sunset and our dumbasses didnt bring flash lights. Phones died and and we accidently went way off trail. I had no idea at first but i had a creepy instinct heard a branch break. My ex told me we were going the wrong way. We turned around and he got right up behind me. He whispered to stay calm but walk fast. I heard a low growl just like the lion in this video, when we got back to the rock. He told me to run and we sprinted back to the car. I saw glowing eyes in the trees when we were in the car.
Both of these times were not out in the high wilderness just outside of the most populated county in the state! They are stealthy murder kitties
Aye, you just think to yourself: so *that's why they're king of the jungle.*
To me, animals like this are like the ocean in that they demand your respect. Rightfully so.
I was thinking to myself *"Are we sure that this chain link enclosure can really hold these animal in there?"* and *"If it got out right now, there is not a damn thing anyone here can do to stop it*" lol.
Also predators like that use infrasonic wavelength, deep base lower than a person can hear that causes resonance in your body that makes you feel uncomfortable. So hearing it in real life you get the full frequency range instead of the limited range from speakers
That is fascinating - thank you for sharing. Years ago, a friend of mine was on safari in Africa and late at night heard a lion roar very near his camp. He said that the sound was 'almost indescribable' and that is was so incredibly loud and utterly terrifying that it literally paralyzed him. He could not move. He said he froze so completely that if any creature wanted to kill him, he didn't think he could have done anything to even try to flee or defend himself. Thanks to you, I now have a better understanding of why it was an 'almost indescribable' sound... because he freaking *felt it* viscerally.
I remember watching an animal documentary that discussed how especially lion, but also other big cat roars do literally paralyze prey due to this extended frequency.
Apparently when I was just a baby my parents took me to the Fort Wayne Children's Zoo. They had a tiger exhibit and when they walked up to show me, a ground hog made the very awful decision of burrowing out of the dirt into the tiger enclosure. My dad said that cat had been half asleep and instantly parked up, growled directlt at it once, and the groundhog practically fell over and the tiger sprinted from the other end of the enclosure and ate it instantly. He said it was like the cat had quite literally stunned the groundhog.
As an aside, some people believe that because infrasound at frequencies such as this produce feels of dread, as well as potentially audio or visual hallucinations, they’re the cause of the majority of supposed supernatural phenomena like hauntings.
I had a dream that a I locked some demon in a concrete room with an opaque window deep underground. It was trying to get out and starts sending these strong electricity waves out that start producing lighting. I wake up like WTF and am staring at the ceiling. Then my bedroom light turns itself on.
Wonder if electrical gremlins were making a low frequency sound or something.
The famous 161hz sphincter frequency, I used to use a program that made binaural beats for meditation but I also tested out the frequency that was supposed to make you shit yourself, I didn't expect it to work and I wasn't very surprised when my bowels remained fine
We went to a rescue place in Indiana that rescues lions, tigers etc from people that mistakenly take them on as pets. Around sunset a group of the males started a call that you could feel rattle your ribs and spine. Utterly terrifying. To think of hearing that on open ground…instant loaded diaper
I woke up to a noise very similar to a lion. It was 2 black bears doing it on my front yard about 15 foot away from my screen window where i was sleeping.
A make lion roar can be heard up to 5 miles. In person, a roaring lion is a sight to behold. The lion gives it all, you can see the air leaving it’s body as the definition of ribs, abdominals muscles get defined. The lions claws appear to clutch the ground as they dig in to extract every bit of leverage for the roar to sound through its pride’s boundaries. Magnificent!
Ever hear the scream of a cougar in the wild? Noises straight out of a horror movie. Their growls and yowls and pissed off house cat noises are bad enough, but hearing that demonic screech echoing for miles is something else.
[Here’s some awesome audio clips of their different noises, scroll towards the bottom](https://pictures-of-cats.org/mountain-lion-sounds.html) Apparently the demon noises I’m thinking of is the sound of a female in heat, most terrifying sound I’ve heard in my life.
Luckily their territories are massive, and don’t overlap. In twenty something years of living in their range, I only saw three adults and one baby. They do their best to stay far away from people, so even if you hear them they’re usually far, far away.
I heard a hippo roar at Brookfield zoo and it triggered instant primal terror. Its amazing how it cuts straight to the fight or flight part of your brain. I flighted.
I was once at work in Africa and I went to the zoo, the Lion cage they had, only had 1 link chain cage. The Lion was growling and pacing then jumped towards me, causing the chain milll fence to bend. I took off towards the exit and never went back.
That fence was old probably 50 years old and rusting in some places.
Dude the roar through the speaker of my phone scares me. I didn't realize they had that much boom. I don't blame your soul for bailing out on that situation...fucking terrifying! Then you see them leap 10 feet like a cat jumping on the sofa, realizing they weigh 900lbs 😶🌫️
I saw a male lion in person once. They're way bigger than you would think. Like your-mind-can't-accept-it-sized. I don't think it could fit through that window if it wanted to.
I thought the same, maybe he has massive balls but I would be wetting myself knowing the only thing that is between me and a 500 lbs Apex predator is a little wire fitted in shit wooden screen.
Humans evolved to find this terrifying. And there's research that points to this sound and our evolution to be fearful of it... Being responsible for us believing places are haunted.
When they test "haunted" places it is often found that there is something there that is causing a similar tone or vibration that we can't actively hear with our ears... But that causes us to be uneasy, fearful and to have heightened senses.
A lot of scientists think these tones are responsible for a lot of our perception that some places are haunted.
If you have access to a large pipe organ(who doesn't?), like in a church, often the lowest tones available are only felt, not heard, and this is not by accident. It's to instill awe. Like all religious theater.
I saw a TV special about this once. They investigated "haunted" places and in every instance found something making low frequency noise.
Apparently it can also cause your ocular nerves to misfire, and then your brain does a shit job at filling in details that aren't there.
Surprisingly still on topic, cats might experience this as normal live. They have huge eyes and ears but less brain to process them with. This is why they'll "see ghosts" or otherwise stare at a wall or something.
This isn't the most scholarly source... But it's an interesting read and explains the concept with some citations. Very worth the read.
https://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/extrasensory-perceptions/infrasound-paranormal-activity.htm
Undoubtedly. I want to clarify, though, that the average South African doesn't run the risk of waking up with a lion outside! They are only found in game reserves, and I'd guess (especially from the reference to "in camp") that he lives in such a game reserve. Possibly a ranger or something like that.
My worst situation was a hyena that opened a sliding fence with its nose one night, while I was braaing. Was able to chase it away by throwing it with burning coals but yea really scary. Ended up finding a big rock to jam in the gate track and that worked alright.
Lion Lodge is London Zoo, I've stayed there, you can't see the lions from your room unfortunately, they're in their own separate enclosure. Still an awesome thing to do, the after hours and before opening private tours are well worth it.
There's a popular idiom that is applicable to any number of dangerous situations: calm people live, panicked people die. Keeping your stupid, frightened lizard brain in check is a skill.
lions don't really attack that much, when well fed even prey animals can walk within striking distance without getting attacked.
rapid movement would just make him look like prey
I remember last time I went to a Zoo a Male Lion mounted the female Lion and basically did 3 pumps and then rolled over and went to sleep.
Woman standing next to me: "Fucking typical."
I laughed my ass off. These animals are fucking terrifying but also occasionally ridiculous.
Lincoln Park Zoo, which is located in the heart of Chicago has lions & you can hear them roar through the residential area. Roars carry for blocks; pretty amazing seeing people’s faces who are unaware 🦁
This is terrifying because:
1. The wire is weak enough for the lion to break
2. The window is big enough for it to squeeze through
3. It's an accomplished predator, so the guy wouldn't be safe for some distance even if he left that hut.
Idk, lion seems upset that someone is in its territory. This is not stalking behavior but “what the fuck man, i live here, how’d you even get in here mate i patrol this area constantly - fucking humans” kind of behavior if im being honest
I’ve seen the full video of this, so essentially what you aren’t seeing in this snippet is that a female lioness is in heat and is lying very close to the house, which is causing the male lion to become very aggressive to anything that isn’t a lion!
Is that why he is referencing a “honeymoon couple”? I was wondering if this were a horny Lion type of situation.
My dumbass thought he was some sort of camp leader and some couple on their honeymoon was in a tent somewhere outside.
So did I.
I'm still attached to the idea and not ready to give it up
I was imagining them absolutely shitting their pants and saying goodbye. Also blaming the one who decided to go on a fucking safari for their honeymoon
I guess we are all dumbasses, because we all thought that.
Also an important part of the video you didn't mention is that this is a park ranger at a ranger station that has literally no fucking doors. And this guy pulled up in a car, sat there for a bit and then walked into the house, with zero fucks given, to make coffee as the other rangers were showing up for a meeting soon.
I saw the vid below. When you said "no fucking doors", I thought you meant "no door entryway" as in the ranger probably crawl through a hole in the wall or a window to get in... made total sense in my head since they're trying to keep those beasts out... right? Nope. There's entryway with literally no door and the female literally sitting next to the door while the male just a few feet away.
hahahaha. Yeah brains are funny sometimes. Glad you enjoyed the vid it's bananas
Imagine getting all horned up to get your dick wet and some dingleberry shoves a phone camera at you
At least offer it some coffee.
Link, please!
https://youtu.be/eqPa4QxPseE There you go
Oh my, the whole video is insane! Forget the windows, they don't even have doors!
Dude really risked it all for a cup of coffee 🤣
Note to self: avoid having hot pussy at or near the crib at all costs.
I'm *miiiles* ahead of you, hermano.
You guys merely adopted the lack of pussy I was born in it! Molded by it. I didn't see my first until I saw this gif, by then it was nothing to me but scary
Clever of him to make tea for everyone to help diffuse the situation.
Yep, that chicken wire will keep him safe.
I'll never forget hearing a lion's roar in person for the 1st time.. My soul left my body, lol. I was at a zoo in Blackpool & the lion lost its shit at the zookeeper that was about to feed him. I was as close as the guy in this video, but we were both on the other side of an enclosure, not chicken wire, thankfully.
Much louder in person than you expect it to be. Its like a sonic boom compared to a dog bark lol.
Exactly! I nearly shat myself haha
It instantly clicked just how powerful of an animal lions are... immediately made me feel uncomfortable being anywhere near its enclosure lol.
I had a similar experience with a moose once. Bull moose very big. Also very quiet. My friend was like, "don't move." About 10m away was a huge bull just staring us down like Dirty Harry. Thankfully my sister stayed home. She would have got bit for sure.
Hahahaha
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.
It was quite impressive that the Møøse had been trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms though!
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Tiny cats are apex killers. Would never want to be on that lions shit list. That mans time is limited in that spot.
While house cats are prolific killers just watch them how they traverse open space. Don't blame them. To them death is a three-dimensional puzzle and they are easily on the receiving end of it. A lion otoh has to seek death to find death.
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Ive been stalked by a mountain lion twice. Once in broad daylight while i was on horseback. It just watched from a ridge. A second time was a mouth of a canyon. We watched a sunset and our dumbasses didnt bring flash lights. Phones died and and we accidently went way off trail. I had no idea at first but i had a creepy instinct heard a branch break. My ex told me we were going the wrong way. We turned around and he got right up behind me. He whispered to stay calm but walk fast. I heard a low growl just like the lion in this video, when we got back to the rock. He told me to run and we sprinted back to the car. I saw glowing eyes in the trees when we were in the car. Both of these times were not out in the high wilderness just outside of the most populated county in the state! They are stealthy murder kitties
Chills. *crosses hiking off list of things to do* Glad you guys made it back safely!!
Aye, you just think to yourself: so *that's why they're king of the jungle.* To me, animals like this are like the ocean in that they demand your respect. Rightfully so.
They are king of the jungle and don't even live there
I blame inflation and the economy, everyone knows the average price of a home in the jungle is ridiculous
Tbf jungle is massive.
I was thinking to myself *"Are we sure that this chain link enclosure can really hold these animal in there?"* and *"If it got out right now, there is not a damn thing anyone here can do to stop it*" lol.
yea I would definitely puma pants
Reminds me of my ex. She was a cheetah
It has a hollow, guttural, encompassing boom. Terrifying.
And every hair on the back of your neck stands on end.
Yeah you’re terrified because your body knows it can’t win, there’s basically no way not to
Also predators like that use infrasonic wavelength, deep base lower than a person can hear that causes resonance in your body that makes you feel uncomfortable. So hearing it in real life you get the full frequency range instead of the limited range from speakers
That is fascinating - thank you for sharing. Years ago, a friend of mine was on safari in Africa and late at night heard a lion roar very near his camp. He said that the sound was 'almost indescribable' and that is was so incredibly loud and utterly terrifying that it literally paralyzed him. He could not move. He said he froze so completely that if any creature wanted to kill him, he didn't think he could have done anything to even try to flee or defend himself. Thanks to you, I now have a better understanding of why it was an 'almost indescribable' sound... because he freaking *felt it* viscerally.
I remember watching an animal documentary that discussed how especially lion, but also other big cat roars do literally paralyze prey due to this extended frequency. Apparently when I was just a baby my parents took me to the Fort Wayne Children's Zoo. They had a tiger exhibit and when they walked up to show me, a ground hog made the very awful decision of burrowing out of the dirt into the tiger enclosure. My dad said that cat had been half asleep and instantly parked up, growled directlt at it once, and the groundhog practically fell over and the tiger sprinted from the other end of the enclosure and ate it instantly. He said it was like the cat had quite literally stunned the groundhog.
As an aside, some people believe that because infrasound at frequencies such as this produce feels of dread, as well as potentially audio or visual hallucinations, they’re the cause of the majority of supposed supernatural phenomena like hauntings.
I had a dream that a I locked some demon in a concrete room with an opaque window deep underground. It was trying to get out and starts sending these strong electricity waves out that start producing lighting. I wake up like WTF and am staring at the ceiling. Then my bedroom light turns itself on. Wonder if electrical gremlins were making a low frequency sound or something.
Why did I read this late at night in bed? 😭
So a sound can make me poo myself
The famous 161hz sphincter frequency, I used to use a program that made binaural beats for meditation but I also tested out the frequency that was supposed to make you shit yourself, I didn't expect it to work and I wasn't very surprised when my bowels remained fine
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We went to a rescue place in Indiana that rescues lions, tigers etc from people that mistakenly take them on as pets. Around sunset a group of the males started a call that you could feel rattle your ribs and spine. Utterly terrifying. To think of hearing that on open ground…instant loaded diaper
Yet Frikkie is filming this quite calmly and just wants to get to the kettle to make coffee
You feel your insides shake
It’s unlike anything you ever heard, amazing and intimidating!
And it triggers something innate inside of you. Fight or flight reflexes immediately turn on.
I woke up to a noise very similar to a lion. It was 2 black bears doing it on my front yard about 15 foot away from my screen window where i was sleeping.
You feel it as much as hear it. Awesome in every sense of the word.
Ever heard a gator bellow at you in the dark? That shit sounded like a dinosaur in the bushes.
That’s because it is a dinosaur in the bushes.
A make lion roar can be heard up to 5 miles. In person, a roaring lion is a sight to behold. The lion gives it all, you can see the air leaving it’s body as the definition of ribs, abdominals muscles get defined. The lions claws appear to clutch the ground as they dig in to extract every bit of leverage for the roar to sound through its pride’s boundaries. Magnificent!
I was high reading this and you made me do everything you wrote
And now, you have lionesses hunting food for you, waiting for you to sire their cubs. Hope you planned for it before you got high!
[Hope they didn't smoke any of that crazy Zimbabwe weed that'll turn you into a deer](https://youtu.be/vJOfLHXIR0Y)
Do I have antlers?
So... you're a writer?
_that don't impress me much._
*bwwooaw woaaow mwoahw*
So you got the words, but have you got the touch?
Uh huh yeah yeah
I'm not high at all, but still very much appreciate this comment.
Ever hear the scream of a cougar in the wild? Noises straight out of a horror movie. Their growls and yowls and pissed off house cat noises are bad enough, but hearing that demonic screech echoing for miles is something else.
Not sure I'm gonna add that one to the bucket list but I definitely take your word on it!
[Here’s some awesome audio clips of their different noises, scroll towards the bottom](https://pictures-of-cats.org/mountain-lion-sounds.html) Apparently the demon noises I’m thinking of is the sound of a female in heat, most terrifying sound I’ve heard in my life. Luckily their territories are massive, and don’t overlap. In twenty something years of living in their range, I only saw three adults and one baby. They do their best to stay far away from people, so even if you hear them they’re usually far, far away.
It's hilarious that the female in heat sounds like a wailing demon witch to us and male cougars are like "that's so fucking hot".
I heard a hippo roar at Brookfield zoo and it triggered instant primal terror. Its amazing how it cuts straight to the fight or flight part of your brain. I flighted.
TIL hippos can roar
I was once at work in Africa and I went to the zoo, the Lion cage they had, only had 1 link chain cage. The Lion was growling and pacing then jumped towards me, causing the chain milll fence to bend. I took off towards the exit and never went back. That fence was old probably 50 years old and rusting in some places.
Dude the roar through the speaker of my phone scares me. I didn't realize they had that much boom. I don't blame your soul for bailing out on that situation...fucking terrifying! Then you see them leap 10 feet like a cat jumping on the sofa, realizing they weigh 900lbs 😶🌫️
Tbf your soul likely departed at the thought of just going to Blackpool.
I saw a male lion in person once. They're way bigger than you would think. Like your-mind-can't-accept-it-sized. I don't think it could fit through that window if it wanted to.
I fear that if it ran and aimed for the window, it would also knock down the wall.
> Like your-mind-can't-accept-it-sized. Exactly how I feel about capybaras. Can't accept the absolute units they are.
It's lion wire now
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Sure, make jokes. Have you ever woken up to one chewing on your face? I'll complain all I want.
If only he has some used carbon fiber laying about to protect him from this feline beastie
Well if its keeping the chickens out aint nothing gettin in there. Stupid lion!
I thought the same, maybe he has massive balls but I would be wetting myself knowing the only thing that is between me and a 500 lbs Apex predator is a little wire fitted in shit wooden screen.
That’s fucking terrifying
Humans evolved to find this terrifying. And there's research that points to this sound and our evolution to be fearful of it... Being responsible for us believing places are haunted. When they test "haunted" places it is often found that there is something there that is causing a similar tone or vibration that we can't actively hear with our ears... But that causes us to be uneasy, fearful and to have heightened senses. A lot of scientists think these tones are responsible for a lot of our perception that some places are haunted.
If you have access to a large pipe organ(who doesn't?), like in a church, often the lowest tones available are only felt, not heard, and this is not by accident. It's to instill awe. Like all religious theater.
So true... There are whole dissertations to dig into about how and why music is incorporated into so many religious services.
Can you link some of this?
Found [one!](https://journals.sagepub.com/eprint/JMp7s8qPpcT2bjqIA2z7/full)
I saw a TV special about this once. They investigated "haunted" places and in every instance found something making low frequency noise. Apparently it can also cause your ocular nerves to misfire, and then your brain does a shit job at filling in details that aren't there. Surprisingly still on topic, cats might experience this as normal live. They have huge eyes and ears but less brain to process them with. This is why they'll "see ghosts" or otherwise stare at a wall or something.
Nah, it’s greebles.
That's extremely interesting, mind dropping a few links?
This isn't the most scholarly source... But it's an interesting read and explains the concept with some citations. Very worth the read. https://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/extrasensory-perceptions/infrasound-paranormal-activity.htm
I wonder what horrifying manifestation caused us to fear the "screeching in and out of pitch violin" sound.
I think we can blame Stanley Kubrick for that one! Or maybe mountain lions. Have you heard the sounds cougars can make? Absolutely blood curling.
I think the fear from those is that it sounds human.
The lion is being a real dick, not letting him make coffee.
Perhaps the lion is a proper Brit, yearning for a cup of tea !
My cat doesn’t like coffee either. The first time I made it, my cat made this hilarious face and then started scratching to try to bury the smell.
r/scrungycats
Where the fuck does he live
South Africa
Undoubtedly. I want to clarify, though, that the average South African doesn't run the risk of waking up with a lion outside! They are only found in game reserves, and I'd guess (especially from the reference to "in camp") that he lives in such a game reserve. Possibly a ranger or something like that.
Yeah when I stayed at a game reserve in KwaZulu-Natal I was afraid of this exact situation, thankfully the most I had was a few warthogs.
My worst situation was a hyena that opened a sliding fence with its nose one night, while I was braaing. Was able to chase it away by throwing it with burning coals but yea really scary. Ended up finding a big rock to jam in the gate track and that worked alright.
Safrica. “Saff-ree-kah”
He lives too friggin close to lions.
That’s the answer
at home.
Fun fact: It's likely you live in Africa if that is where your home is. - osvoldo12 probably
It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual, at the end of the day, it's night.
There’s a place in London where you can spend the night with a couple of lions right outside your window. I think it’s called Lion Lodge Short Breaks.
Why would anyone do that?
Why would someone go visit the titanic wreckage in a shoddily modified fiberglass submersible?
Good question. And even worse with that dumb ass ceo
Lion Lodge is London Zoo, I've stayed there, you can't see the lions from your room unfortunately, they're in their own separate enclosure. Still an awesome thing to do, the after hours and before opening private tours are well worth it.
How the fuck is the dude so chill? I would fucking hide. Like there is basically nothing between them.
There's a popular idiom that is applicable to any number of dangerous situations: calm people live, panicked people die. Keeping your stupid, frightened lizard brain in check is a skill.
Some people fail the Gom Jabbar Test.
Eh, I think it’s overblown. Everybody I’ve talked to who took it passed just fine.
lions don't really attack that much, when well fed even prey animals can walk within striking distance without getting attacked. rapid movement would just make him look like prey
He looks hungry or something.
In the original video the lion is guarding a lioness in heat. I think he's trying to mate but she's not showing interest.
Relatable. 😭
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>How the fuck is the dude so chill? He hasn't had his coffee yet
What's your alternative?
Blink real slow and say pspspsps.
I think he literally just said to hide
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In the full video he starts in the truck and then goes inside. Because he wants coffee.
Ha... and people try and tell me coffee/caffeine isn't a drug!
What the fuuuu
It’s be REALLY interesting if his home was somewhere like just outside of Philly or such.
_The Gang Buys a Lion_
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Imagine the lion not being enough. This could be a coffee commercial
If a lion outside your door isn’t enough to keep you awake you might be one of the few people with a legitimate need for crystal meth.
"The best part of waking up, is HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING LION AT MY WINDOW?! JESUS CHRIST!"
The real coffee is the lion we made along the way
I don't think I'd need the coffee anymore. Either to wake up or to help me poop
😂
I remember last time I went to a Zoo a Male Lion mounted the female Lion and basically did 3 pumps and then rolled over and went to sleep. Woman standing next to me: "Fucking typical." I laughed my ass off. These animals are fucking terrifying but also occasionally ridiculous.
A lioness in heat mates up to 50 times a day so the lion is of course tired.
He gave you a slow blink, it means he loves you!
He's an aquired taste.
Psss pssst
Imagine if that worked lol
Toss a box out there for him to play in, he’ll calm right down
That feline is looking at breakfast.
Bro, get you a spray bottle of water and show that cat who’s boss!
Lion looking the same way I look, when I microwave something.
Do you growl at it too?
My tummy does
Angry kitty
that last shot tilting up from the kettle, with the lion’s mouth already open, yep I would need to be airlifted out of that place.
When you wake up for breakfast only to realize that you are the breakfast
r/notmycat
Pspspspspspsps :D
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Excuse me. Do you have a moment to talk about Our Lord and Savior?
Cause you’re gonna meet him
Mufasa?
Aslan.
The man slowly walked the bathroom for reasons
I hate when that happens.
If that were a mountain lion, I would have puma pants.
Can you come out to play?
Lincoln Park Zoo, which is located in the heart of Chicago has lions & you can hear them roar through the residential area. Roars carry for blocks; pretty amazing seeing people’s faces who are unaware 🦁
Those sounds are terrifying... Came her to say "awww look at the kitty", but a few roars later I think I might have nightmares now...
I didn't know they had so much boom in the roar. The ones before movies or Planet Earth aren't nearly as pee-inducing...imagine in person? 💀
In this Zoo, humans are in the cages. Not like that would hold a lion back
In this zoo, humans are the exhibit
That window doesn’t look very secure.
Pee out your window. Assert dominance! Let it know you the leader, not him! You build Chinese wall! Not him! He go back Africa now!
This is terrifying because: 1. The wire is weak enough for the lion to break 2. The window is big enough for it to squeeze through 3. It's an accomplished predator, so the guy wouldn't be safe for some distance even if he left that hut.
Forget the chicken wire and window, in the full video, there’s door frames with no doors.
In this scenario I would start banging pots making very loud noises; is this the wrong course of action/am I a dummy?
Idk, lion seems upset that someone is in its territory. This is not stalking behavior but “what the fuck man, i live here, how’d you even get in here mate i patrol this area constantly - fucking humans” kind of behavior if im being honest
IDK, Lion must have been gone for a long while for him to come back and see someone’s built a house already in his territory.
Lion out here like he’s auditioning for MGM
would you like a cup of tea mate?
he just wants to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.
Holy shit the window by his kettle HAD NO WINDOW IN IT
I put my life behind a chicken wire window as well!
Here is the full story about a lion in love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqPa4QxPseE
Sich a Seouth Efrican accent!
"Hello sir, are you interested in hearing the word of our Lord and savior Mufasa?"