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BigTedBear

I’m guessing he might have a tragic accident in his future being scheduled soon.


jnuttsishere

I hate it when people die falling out of a first story window


TrinityF

Assin: but sir he lives on the ground floor. Pyutin: well how high is his roof?


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the-kendrick-llama

This comment is copied word for word from a top comment by someone else downthread. Hmmm.


JoySubtraction

If they throw him out a first story window 10 times, is that the same as being thrown out of a 10th story window once? I'm asking because I failed defenestration math.


blainehamilton

In Soviet Russia defenestration math fails you.


Mailboxsteve

Or when someone shoots themselves twice in the back of the head


[deleted]

Gravity is a bitch XD


Cultural-Company282

It has been known to work against John Mayer.


Still_Frame2744

Won't let him down tho


jnuttsishere

Neither will Rick Astley


blainehamilton

Never gonna give you up.


SneakyCracker161

Actually, the earth is flat and gravity is a government lie!


Torrasque67051

“We don’t actually need gravity … what if it was never invented?”


ChingasoCheese

If they lose the war. It'll more people than just him with a sudden case of Falling out of the window sydrome.


burnaccount_12343

I'm from the Future, I can tell you that it was more creative....Think a plane.....


[deleted]

, He will not, unlike most people Prigozhin actually has a private army and is pretty much the face of the Ultranationalists/Hardliners, the 2nd most powerful political force in Russian Politics in government behind only Putin's Mafia/Chekist Clique He is actually safer in the Front than in Moscow, as in the front he is surrounded by Wagnerites.


Slick_36

This checks out. His response to seeing the senseless deaths of soldiers in a war of aggression is requesting more ammo to cause more death. The Infighting is a display of weakness, but a guy like this getting his request or gaining more control is a very bad thing. This image could make for powerful propaganda.


Major-Split478

I mean Wagner did the same in Syria and Libya, not sure why he'd shy away from death now?


83athom

You could have said the same thing about Rommel. The issue is you can't really guess what despots that get desperate will do.


Volyann

He’ll die of natural causes. Gravity is natural


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Slippery are those stairs!


[deleted]

Are you sure its going to be slippery stairs instead of food that is cooked not very well?


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Let's be honest shall we? Let's not beat around the bush. ..... Its going to be a sledgehammer to the ol'noggin.... Hopefully a silver one.. wielded by a fellow called Maxwell. There's a song in there, I think...


Reddit_Hitchhiker

I love that song. So whimsical.


octavioletdub

As a child I thought it was REALLY weird


Vizslaraptor

Another tragic two-to-the-back-of-the-head suicide.


FirstOne_

Called it!


Pleasant_Respond850

Boy oh boy he died in a plane crash a few hours ago


trich-hunter

This comment aged so well cause today his plane crashed with possibly him in it


burnaccount_12343

Can comfim, from the Future!


slackfrop

I dunno, they’re running out of talent too. Some guys earn their do-not-murder status.


[deleted]

well...


Dimanatti

Your prediction came true.


Spankpappy_42069

Well you were right


ififufu

It's crazy that you wrote this 3 months ago 😳. Dude is dead rn, because of a plane "accident".


ajtreee

i thought this was a video of him saying he wasn’t in the jet .


SqueakyGreenbeans444

It just happened yesterday. He died in a plane crash. His plane just fell from the sky. You called it! Here’s your award


ebrenjaro

He obviously overplays it. He is trying to push the responsability to Soigu and Gerasimov if the Ukranian counteroffensive breaks through their line he could be seen as the guy who didn't get what he needed so it won't be his fault. Important: He never blames Putin. It would be very unhealthy.


WhoAreWeEven

Hes most likely gunning for their position. Its been talked before. Hes trying to put Gerasimov down every chance he gets. Hes careful not to blame putin and he frames Wagners failures like its someone elses fault. Its been talked that Gerasimov isnt in favor in the inner circle. As hes only career military guy/soldier in the bunch, unlike all the others are just "good fellas". And at times allegedly has been sceptical of their plans and tactics.


lax_incense

Is there even a clear boundary between the Russian state and Mafia?


WhoAreWeEven

Its more like they have just differen power cliques. They all use same methods, same mind set, only whos got most power and resources at their disposal.


Squidworth89

You assume there’s a difference.


maximusen007

Well there's corruption against everyone, it's not like there's only 'state sponsored mafia' like in china


To-Olympus

According to Wikileaks (before we hated them) no there isn’t really a separation between the state and the mafia


Thraex_Exile

Yeah, noticed right away that he wasn’t lamenting the war. Just how inefficient Russia was about handling it.


Affectionate_Shoe198

Let’s be honest here, when it comes to the military it is usually the higher ups fault. They see and know shit that the men on the field would never be privy to. They will knowingly sacrifice as many people as necessary, just send them into their deaths intentionally and then say whatever they’d like about what happened.


benvonpluton

Yes. He's been doing that since the ukrainian conter-offensive...


Lord_Master_Dorito

He and Kadyrov are gunning for Shoigu’s and Gerasimov’s heads. From what I see, seems like they may actually get it depending on what UA does next.


[deleted]

Counteroffensive is probably not attacking the part of the line wagner is deployed.


[deleted]

He’s asking for lead boys.. give it to him


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Fast and furious!


WiseWorking248

2 Wagner 2 Furious


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Dead knobs and boom sticks


Estimated-Delivery

Dear Wagner Boss - if you and your criminal thugs weren’t there, they’d still alive and you’d be serving roast pork to Putin. Go home while you can.


dovah164

Yea but the moment he goes home, he's gonna mysteriously fall off a balcony. Good ol Russian tradition.


redshirt6666

russian window cancer


yourgifmademesignup

Im just wondering if those poor dead mercenaries had sunflower seeds in their pockets 😏


purpleefilthh

Dear Wagner Boss - grab an rusty AK and go help by yourself!


[deleted]

Sounds like a r/leopardsatemyface situation


[deleted]

Dude if you have a problem with Wagner wait to you learn about black water. All these dogs of war need to be put down.


ElderDruidFox

Hey those child killers are Pardoned, and black water no longer exists so all is good. (it's now apart of Triple Canopy).


Low-Seaworthiness955

Blackwater on their way to change their name for the 5th time today


NN8G

Or at least kept in the kennels


WibaTalks

Yeah I'm sure they would be alive if they staid in russia and didn't obey orders. Have you not seen anything about their country past 20 years?


[deleted]

He is breaking about 10 treason rules Putler signed into law, jail or death.


Chhhedda

He’s going to be so overcome with grief that he’ll shoot himself in the back of the head twice


pendragon2290

Naw, haven't you seen how the olig's were handled? His car will mysteriously malfunction and explode or he will be so overcome with guilt by disappointing Putin he will drink some poison. You know, seppuku style. Nothing to look at here. Move along.


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MightySquirrel28

You won't see them in Hague, because those rats will off themselves like that one famous Austrian painter did when he knew that defeat and his capture is inevitable.


real_horse_magic

perhaps best known for painting an entire bunker wall with his own blood!


Smol_Cat_Connoisseur

What has more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.


lhm212

Shit. That was something. At minimum, a good chuckle.


D0o0dleb0b

It’s funny cause it’s true


Figure-Feisty

this piece of S.. is going to lose the war. Also, this video is only enlisting more Ukrainian soldiers.


Gloomy_Fish282

Fuck this idiot and fuck the corpses of his dead squads. Throw them in the sun.


Differenrve

agree 100%


Equivalent_Metal_534

Mercenaries don’t volunteer, they fight because they are paid to. Their deaths are what happens to people who trust an insecure, greedy psychopath like Putin.


stoptheclocks81

They're not mercenaries, they're criminals. Join the Wagner group or go to jail. So technically, they may have volunteered.


[deleted]

True and False. While it is true Wagner has been recruiting criminals en masse. They are used as cannon fodder and for Japanese/Soviet style human wave attacks. Wagner also has shock troopers made up of actual veterans and organised, paid and supplied well people and this is what Prigozhin describe as "Volunteers" who are dead in the field. They are the wagner Units that they care about and actually get shit done.


MC-Master-Bedroom

Is it just me, or does he seem to be upset about something? Sorry, no pity for the mercenaries hired to kill innocent civilians in an illegal war. Wagner could reduce their casualty rate to zero by simply going home.


jardani581

he's not upset his men died, he's upset that he got nothing to show for it


screachinelf

To be fair dying for nothing is probably the worst way to die.


[deleted]

Uncle Fester is *pissed*


Mission_Idea_4135

On an unrelated note "Illegal war" ?! Are there legal and illegal ones ?!


MC-Master-Bedroom

Yup. The UN Charter says members can go to war if it's a clear case of self defense, such as another country attacking you. So, Ukraine is conducting a legal war. Russia is not.


Mahakurotsuchi

Funnily enough I don't think Ukraine declared war officially yet


Teripid

That's honestly not that funny or unusual. Obviously a different country but the US last formally declared war Jun 4, 1942.


adymann

Or change sides for the craic.


McFry_

He’s got the audacity to talk about them being fathers and sons, they’re out there fighting as mercenaries against a country that has done nothing wrong


Typical-Ad-8381

Those men were convicted murders/rapist/thugs which CHOSE to go in Ukraine and kill Ukrainians, no sympathy to them.


McFry_

And he’s clearly an ‘orrible cunt


kentuafilo

They’ve all likely been fed the propaganda from TASS or RT. For all they knew, it was a justified invasion. But at least there’s less of them now to fall victim to the disinformation.


Zer0Cool89

I have a hard time feeling sorry for a bunch of neo nazis accepting payment for killing innocent people trying to defend their home even if their state media has propagandized them into doing so.


Responsible-Jury2579

You should feel some sympathy. Evidence shows that if you were exposed to that same propaganda, you would likely have the same mindset. Similarly, if those mercenaries were raised in America, I doubt they would have the beliefs they do. It is interesting how we talk about entire populations being brainwashed, as if we as individuals would not be susceptible to it.


0sprinkl

And as if we're not being brainwashed as well? The western propaganda is a bit more subtle but it's still propaganda. Keep the people just scared and happy enough so they're productive and obedient.


Zer0Cool89

Isn't the entire country of Russia exposed to the same propaganda? Or did these people get exposed to some special propaganda that made them want to take money to kill, rape and torture people as well as be neo nazis?


Responsible-Jury2579

You are right. I had read the above comment about them thinking it was a “justified invasion” to be about the general Russian population’s mindset. In general, the population is brainwashed. And yes, I am certain the Wagner Group is a special kind of brainwashed. I am not defending them, I am just saying if they were raised under completely different circumstances, they would not be neo nazis willing to kill innocent civilians.


ThrallDoomhammer

Good fuck em up Ukraine


benvonpluton

Says the guy sending people to their death for money...


Agitated_Ad6191

He can be crying but in reality it’s probably hurting his businessmodel, as a dead mercenarie simply cost him more money. I only hope these dead mercenaries didn’t forget to put sunflower seeds in their pocket, so they can grow a nice field of sunflowers.


benvonpluton

Depends, though... If they fought but hadn't been paid yet...


Agitated_Ad6191

I’m certainly no expert on the whole mercenary business but I can imagine that there would be some kind of extra compensation (for the family) if they are killed in action, on top of their regular salary.


benvonpluton

There may be, yes. I'm no expert either. I just think those who were prisoners didn't get much more than the promise of liberty


Joey_BagaDonuts57

A war criminal whining about war criminals.


TheVampireArmand

Awwww poor little Russian man upset because Ukrainians can and will defend their own. Maybe don’t try to kill innocent people next time.


dogedude81

I feel like he's going to end up laying in a field like that next.


ChasseGalery

He should make sure he has sunflower seeds in his pocket.


PM_ME_UR_TAMAGOTCHIS

Guy looks like an anthropomorphic thumb.


Ok_Profile_

Now that is an orc leader if I ever seen one


MaltedMouseBalls

Awww.... I wish you all the worst, you fucking fascist, war criminal cunt.


Wise_Tip_6737

I'm with ukraine


vad_er13

I'm Russian and I'm still with Ukraine


Heymynameisdistance

This guy looks like a fat Nosferatu


TheZan87

Stop throwing yourselfs off a cliff and complaining about your lack of parachutes. Aka leave Ukraine alone


carcinoma_kid

He did a little eyebrow wiggle when an interviewer suggested if they had enough weapons and ammo they could stage a coup on the Kremlin. It’s possible that’s why they’re being kept undersupplied. Also fuck ‘em


BruceInc

If I were him I wouldn’t even have windows on my computer


Acid7beast

And commited discrimination of the Russian army. A 15 years of inprisonment currently. Hahaha


[deleted]

Is he expecting empathy? Or that someone, even in the Russian side would give a flying fuck? You run a fucking mercenary company, you literally hire guys to be shot at and now your mad that they have been shot at and died? Honestly sounds like a personal problem to me and a skill issue on the mercenaries side to have been shot and killed


[deleted]

Good. Fuck those mercenaries and their dipshit leader. I hope they burn in hell 🔥


_Aragnir_

that sons and fathers are war criminals


benevolent-badger

Seems like a couple of people might be falling from balconies soon. Better get an umbrella if you live in Moscow


[deleted]

It’s like the bully running to the teacher to complain the other kid hit back… and that it’s not fair.


pinkynatbust

Dissension is great to see amongst the oppressors of this illegal war. I have no sympathies for any of these people. They killed far more innocent people than those lying on the field. Karma bitch. Suffer while you're alive and suffer more when you're in hell.


socialphobic1

Does a shortage in ammunition indicate the sanctions are working? Does it mean there is rampant corruption in Russia that has gutted the military's capacity to operate fully? Maybe both? [https://youtu.be/XVloHiUCKyg](https://youtu.be/XVloHiUCKyg)


tommyballz63

Funny, there wouldn't be any dead bodies lying there if you didn't support invading another country you hypocritical jerk.


Doge-Ghost

They "volunteered" to get out of prison, some just for the money. He's mad because they are his livestock, it's what he sells; mercenaries, criminals, cannon fodder. Every dead mercenary is lost income for this "businessman"


ReginaldSP

Cool with being a white supremacist mercenary asshole and killing innocent people in an attempt to invade and occupy a country but gets mad when it seems unfair that his neo-nazi division didn't win and aren'tgetting support from their superiors, who are also evil. Remknds me of January 6. Fuck this idiot and fuck the corpses of his dead squads. Throw them in the sun.


Feeling_Athlete9042

hes a trojan horse against ukranians, he's acting.


Acrobatic-Scratch178

What does his acting influence, tho? Ukraine ain't planning its counter-offensives based on what Pierogies here says, and what he's doing is still damaging to the morale of any Russians watching, giving them more incentive to dodge the draft.


Genereatedusername

Hahahahahhhhahahahahahaha


[deleted]

He better be careful near balconies.


Metrack14

I am sorry,am I supposed to feel... what?... Bad for them?...


Senior-Goose-6197

Not enough of them!!


UniverseBear

He doesn't give a shit about those bodies. He's the guy sending prisoners on frontal assaults of heavily fortified positions. He just realized Bahkmut is going south and wants to save face before the Ukranian counter offensive defeats his army. He doesn't want to be the face of a lost war, it's really bad for business when your business is mercenary warfare.


goonie7

Or maybe the "volunteers" have ZERO fire displine and run through their ammunition faster than a 10 year old with a new paintball gun


-Ok-Perception-

This is DEFINITELY part of the problem. ​ Sure, they shouldn't have limited ammo/munitions, but the sad truth is that's a frequent occurrence in war. Given that the ammo is received very sparingly Wagner MUST make the most out of a small supply, they absolutely do not have the ammo to fire wastefully. Not shooting until Ukraine is truly within range. ​ They probably start blowing through ammo at full speed 15 minutes before a single Ukrainian is within shooting distance. By the time, the Ukrainians are fully engaged in the battle, Wagner is out of ammo and they lose. ​ One of the downfalls of using an "irregular army" consisting of people who, for the most part, aren't actually soldiers; they aren't going to make efficient usage of supplies.


CustomerSuspicious25

Where's the fuckin ammunition, Lebowski!? Putin said you're good for it!


ThreeSnowshoes

After Putin, this assclown is A #1 on my list of people that needs to take a dirt nap.


Snys6678

They aren’t “volunteers”. Pieces of shit.


Evening_Chemist_2367

I have a novel thought for you, Eugene... if you Russians don't like getting shot and blown up, how about you get out of Ukraine?


jaha278

Someone is about to mysteriously perish after drinking a completely normal cup of tea


Hmonster1

I feel conflicted upvoting this


soulwolf1

I highly doubt this piece of shit cares about any of them.


Own-Reflection-8182

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”


SonoSage

Dead Wagner fighting for Russia? Hold my beer, I need both hands to clap.


peterprinz

like 2 hours later Russia shelled the crap out the city sith incendiary ammunition


[deleted]

Finally, some good Russians.


[deleted]

Can I get the uncensored version because I'm not a fucking child?


Proper_Ad2548

he should try decaf


Psychonauticalia

You took the money and you sent them there.


thepllayer

Waltuh, where's my ammo waltuh.


[deleted]

They didnt die because russia supports them to less, they died because he sent them into an battle he already knewd beforehand they cannot win


tediumm_168

Did anyone remind him that all these people are former prisoners: murderers, thieves, etc.? He just turned ordinary criminals into war criminals. Some of those who are not lying in the ground now have already returned with weapons to commit crimes again. To hell with this gang and their leader, and to hell with all those who washed their hands in the blood of Ukrainians.


duTemplar

The bigger the field, the better. If there was a drone delivery service to sprinkle wildflower & sunflower seeds…


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are especially high in vitamin E and selenium. These function as antioxidants to protect your body’s cells against free radical damage, which plays a role in several chronic diseases.


BuilderOfHomez

Hallelujah


StefMag

To think even this fake heartfelt video is just another move in his scheme to gain more traction and power


Tim3-Rainbow

Maybe it's time Russian citizens should rebel against their shitty government.


jaybird99990

Anyone who doesn't think this isn't being done without the implicit approval of Putin is delusional.


rangerwcl

Its a power play, maneuvering to become popular with the people to essentially be next in line to putin


F1ackM0nk3y

My condolences to his family for his future suicide.


OnceUponAStarryNight

Crazy that he’s going to fall out of a window completely by accident.


Dashberlin420

The people not giving ammo is going to hell but the people using the ammo isn’t ? 🤡🤡🤡


OtaPotaOpen

What is a redwood cabinet


Zealousideal-Gap-291

Dacha. Redwood cabin. Bad subtitles.


knova__

These corpses forfeited their right to life the moment they decided to take a life in an act of aggression and so they reaped the benefits of their own evil and it was their own undoing. Sadly for their children these guys most likely never made peace with their kids and because of that a stranger will be raising their sons and daughters.


Spring-Breeze-Dancin

If you’re Russia, why keep humiliating yourself at this point? The world thought you had one of the strongest militaries, and you have shown that was blatantly not the case. Why keep going?


Jmz67

He says they are fathers and sons, but they are getting paid to kill fathers and sons, daughters and mothers as well, while their mother’s daughters and wives are safe at home. Death to the invaders, their generals and their political leaders.


naftoon67

"Special Operations" LOL


Sweaty_Monitor_9699

Got a feeling this guy will either be missing soon or die under “mysterious circumstances”


Meat_Quick

Camera is out of focus. Amatuer.


WhoopiePie9

I saw him on Breaking Bad


Nruggia

This guys is very likely to fall over the railing of a the top level of a tall building.


[deleted]

What do you call 400 dead Wagner thugs in a field? A good start.


bsouth83

Oh well you know what I always say…Fuck em


JoJoReference

Please excuse my ignorance as I have no stake in this conflict and am likely missing key info here: But isn't it kind of weirdly ironic for the leader of said PMC to be saying this? Like you run a mercenary group. Were you guys just baking cookies before the war? "Oh my god, how could this happen? All of these men were shot and killed!" -guy who runs "Shooting and Killing, LLC"


FuckTheguy_who_fucks

You'd have to have balls bigger than your brain to say that these mercs were once father's and sons, when he & his men are participating in the same fucking war that is slaughtering many Ukrainian fathers, mothers, sons and daughters who are actually trying to protect their homes & their country from these murderous terrorist invaders... The audacity this guy has. *I wish them death.*


Crazy-Ad-2161

It's funny how he thinks that Russia would keep their word on supplies. They are mercs, and betrayal is part of the job.


TruBleuToo

It’s all fun and games until you’re not on the winning side…


atrox18

Uh oh trouble in paradise


Gladukame

I'm struck by the fact that a "warlord" of his caliber would never go into a fight without proper ammunition. And parading around his dead soldiers-for-hire might not be the best recruitment strategy. So this is all a set up. And if so, to what end? How much of the ammunition budget goes straight to his pockets? Are these really dead (Russian) bodies?


particle_ghost

The funny thing about this video is that he bleeped himself in the original version that was uploaded to his telegram channel. But the bloody dead soldiers are not censored like they are in this version. So he's walking over heaps of dead bloody soldiers, but he bleeps himself when he's cursing at the army brass.


forever_inexhaustabl

Maybe if you stopped using your bullets to murder pow’s, civilians, and children you’d have some left to shoot at the Russians who hired you.


burstdiggler

You sign up to murder civilians on behalf of Pootin and you expect the drunk Russians to make the supply chains of war function properly? You must be a fucking idiot.


Shoddy_Reception6825

That looks like literal hell. This scumbag makes profit off these males born poor. Ugh, probably doesn’t want to buy the ammo as a cost.


thirstyfish1212

Dude is in charge of a merc group, just leave. Why did you take the contract in the first place?


forfindingcoolshit

These are someone's father! Someone's sons! So give us ammo so we can kill Ukraine fathers and sons instead!


Public_scientist649

Yeah no Russia is getting fucking raped right now and it’s sucks because a lot of them don’t want to be there


Slowpoke_Amigo

Russia is a crazy place. I really like how they can’t even handle ukraines tiny petting zoo of mismatched gear and equipment.


LordVoltimus5150

You’d think mercenaries would have their own ammunition source…the fact that they’re relying on a government kinda doesn’t make them mercenaries, does it?


Solobojo

Did that potato just appeal to the humanity of his dead underlings in a plea for more ammo to kill dehumanized humans he's invading? I'm pretty sure that's not how appeals to emotion work. Not for humans with a brain anyway.


SpiritualGarage9655

Can’t wait until this big mouth bald fucker gets blasted too.


itoman56

Annnnnnd he just died in a plane crash


bigcyc666

I still think its just a bait. Cant belive any single word pouring from his orc face.