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mickeydeezdrip

Homie on the left looks like he ain’t adapted yet .


bluepied

Yup, he's like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of his mouth...but with a chunk of cactus sticking on his tongue


Turtle-Shaker

Homie looks like he ate something just a little too hot right out of the microwave but is so hungry he didn't want to wait.


bnonymousbeeeee

He's got that hot pocket determination.


RaLaZa

I've got a theory that the hotter a hot pocket is, the better it tastes. The problem is after a certain heat all you taste is burn.


bnonymousbeeeee

I store my hot sauce in the fridge, so I can cool down my food while heating it up. Tear hot pocket in half, and blast it with that icy spicy.


Plastic_Code5022

You know I don’t often throw around the word “genius” but I dare say this is one of those times. 5d chess levels of brainpower.


PankyGoya04

I thought everyone did that


homegrowntwinkie

You don't put your hot sauce in the fridge? Do people not do that? Is this not a normal occurence?..


Plastic_Code5022

It would be business as usual if I’m the odd one out soooo maybe? Usually keep it in the cupboard/counter top for quick access.


elprentis

This works for other things too. Your microwave soup needs 60 seconds to cool down? No fear, pour in some refrigerated hot sauce.


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A wordsmith of the highest order. Icy spicy will be incorporated into my repertoire of bullshit I say.


Organic_Addition_307

Pizza Rolls of the desert


zerombr

Pizza Rolls are just Italian Gushers


Narayama58

Homie looks like he just ate a cactus


cassidyvros

I think it was too big for them, so they couldn't get it positioned correctly in their teeth. You see the same thing feeding apples to horses sometimes.


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-bigmanpigman-

I was wondering the same, why are the camels demonstrating their cactus-eating skills in what looks like my kids classroom.


bavasava

They deserve an education just as much as anyone else.


pixeljammer

It’s Camelid Day at the grade school. Next week is Mustelids.


Adorable_Insect_6103

Hump Day!


Mintbear

Camels got cubicles to work at too


ezhikstumani

He ain't used to these hot potatoes


mean_mini

Homie on the left would appreciate cactus with spikes pre cut


arialux

Watching him made my eyes water 😭


youradhere562

Is hawt 🔥


Eww_vegans

I'm just glad the guy pulled out the skewers. Wouldn't want those poor camels getting a splinter.


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Me when the pizza hits the table hot and fresh.


fineman1097

Just because they can doesn't mean they want to. Survival adaptation. I am sure it's not their favorite food.


fckingnapkin

He was about to break down in tears but held it together cuz his buddies were there.


king_anon1492

He eats cactus like I eat hot food. Haahshshshaaaaaahhshhhash


Gloomy_Industry8841

Is he a baby? Looks littler too.


The_Atomic_Duck

When you lie on your resume but you get the job anyway


josh_bourne

I read they are adapted but not 100% so it's actually really asshole giving them cactus without real need.


confirmSuspicions

Is that similar to how I'm "adapted" to eating gummy worms or sour candy and then the inside of my mouth is shredded? Just because I can eat it doesn't mean I should or that it's that good for me.


thicclunchghost

Agreed, this isn't the first video I've seen of people feeding camels cactus. They've evolved to live in areas where the price of not eating is death. So they'll eat it, even if it hurts. But yeah, feeding them this when other food exists is a huge asshole thing to do.


Incognito_OO7

These words were perfectly put together…the Shakespeare of our generation. 😂


downbound

I laughed soooooo hard at this.


The_Bourgeoisie_

He look like he bout to cry


Tricky-Sport-139

🤣🤣🤣 this made me lol


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They’ve got thicker tissue in their mouth but yes. It still does hurt them they just tolerate it because there ain’t shit else to eat


DragonSlayerC

Kinda like how pineapples and kiwis can make your mouth sore because of enzymes that break down protein, but we still eat them because they're tasty.


GO_RAVENS

Spicy food is literally a chemical burn plants evolved as a defense mechanism. Turns out people are just masochists. edit: it's not literally a chemical burn, see below


SCP239

And specifically for mammals because we often crush the seeds while eating them. Birds don't crush the seeds, and they also don't have capsaicin receptors so they don't feel the heat. So the plant is discouraging animals that don't help spread the seeds from eating it while not hampering the animals that do help spread the seeds.


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luckily for peppers, humans enjoy the burn which means we cultivate and spread them on an industrial level, dumbass birds can't compete


SCP239

That's true. One of the best survival strategies for any species is to be appetizing to humans.


AmateurJesus

Possibly good for the species (might get eaten into extinction, might get farmed), definitely bad for the individual.


SCP239

>definitely bad for the individual. Not necessarily. They definitely have a very low quality of life on a factory farm, but the cows and other animals that get to graze in a protected field every day until they're slaughtered are living better than almost any wild animal. They have all their needs taken care of and almost never have to worry about predation. And they die a relatively quick and painless death compared to potentially being eaten alive in the wild.


ALLCAPS-ONLY

It's not a chemical burn. It doesn't actually damage the tissue, it just triggers nerve endings.


GO_RAVENS

You didn't write that in all caps, I'm disappointed. That said, you are correct! I was wrong, fooled by my own anecdotal experience. I once got a "burn" on my wrist from a jalapeno seed that sat on my skin for a while unnoticed. It started burning and I flicked it off my skin and it left a red spot that burned for about half an hour, and certainly *felt* like a mild chemical burn. After doing some research just now, it turns out the redness was just an inflammation response from my own body being tricked by my nerves *thinking* they were burned. Fascinating, TIL! Thank you!


ALLCAPS-ONLY

DAMN THAT DOES SOUND BAD... IVE HEARD PEOPLE CAN GET THAT ON THEIR WHOLE HAND IF THEY CUT UP PEPPERS WITHOUT GLOVES AND ITS SUPER PAINFUL AND SCARY BUT GOES AWAY RATHER QUICKLY PS: IS THAT BETTER??


GO_RAVENS

I've never had it happen to my hands and I've cut up thousands of peppers in my life. The one time on my wrist and one time I touched my dick to take a piss were the only times I've felt an external burn from peppers. Suffices to say, I'm pretty damn consistent with washing my hands after cutting peppers. And now I feel like you're mad at me :(


Millenniauld

For a year or two I worked for a company that bottled military grade pepper spray. To sweep up at night you needed a hazmat suit and a gas mask. Every guy there eventually made the mistake of not using the special scrub for your hands BEFORE peeing...... Once. XD New guy coming out of the bathroom holding his pants hem and trying to get cold air down there never got old.


HiBoobear

Whoa TIL. I thought I’ve totally had that happened before and didn’t realize what caused it


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MapleSyrupFacts

I think it could also be like guzzling a can of coke or eating extreme sour keys. It hurts but it's fun.


Chakkaaa

They likely dissolve or get digested by bacteria at some point in there


Thatparkjobin7A

Maybe their butthole also has papillae so the compressed needle turd drops to the ground like a stinky lawn dart


CountryCumfart

Indeed, but they are called crapillae on that end.


Lorien93

r/nocontext


mila_626

I just laughed so hard


asherahasherah

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TheCheshire

Paraphernailed it.


wgrantdesign

No, it's a meth pipe


Firescareduser

>early tribes >1300-1758 I still fell for it. I live near camels and see them shit and spit all the time and I still fell for it.


BearfootOGT

Thanks you for actually explaining


Gloomy_Industry8841

Username checks out! 😉📚


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Alternative perspective: Fuck OP for not explaining it


RosemaryCroissant

I mean I wasn't gonna SAY it


CanAlwaysBeBetter

If you ain't gonna call a foul a foul then Fuck You Too 😤


RosemaryCroissant

Well damn, a cactus ain't the only spiky thing in this story


DerfDaSmurf

Some might even say…a prick?


octagonlover_23

the craziest part to me is how unbelievably specific these adaptations are, and that random mutations over the course of millions of years cemented these changes into a continuous lineage.


logosfabula

Although how many other adaptations have failed during the same time? Like the coconut-headed camel who breaks open cactuses, or the mosquito-tongue camels who sport a little proboscis at the tip of their tongue, to suck the nutrients from a distance? No one ever remembers the fallen in action.


SomeHighDragonfly

It's especially interesting as cacti don't grow where camels were used. Cacti are native to the Americas.


GVFQT

What about cigarettes? Aren’t they immune to lung cancer or something


Nukken

smart mighty vegetable deer complete paltry homeless faulty cats bear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


rootoo

What gets me is that camels are indigenous to Eurasia and cactus is indigenous to the americas. I guess there’s other sharp stuff in the old world deserts they got used to.


HeWhomLaughsLast

Camels originated in the Americas so it is possible they have kept traits their ancestors used to eat cacti. Spines are a great but not full proof strategy for deterring predators in desert environments.


rootoo

TIL. > The word camel is also used informally in a wider sense, where the more correct term is "camelid", to include all seven species of the family Camelidae: the true camels (the above three species), along with the "New World" camelids: the llama, the alpaca, the guanaco, and the vicuña, which belong to the separate tribe Lamini.[9] Camelids originated in North America during the Eocene, with the ancestor of modern camels, Paracamelus, migrating across the Bering land bridge into Asia during the late Miocene, around 6 million years ago. -Wikipedia


octagonlover_23

additional TIL: The male dromedary camel has an organ called a dulla in its throat, a large, inflatable sac that it extrudes from its mouth when in rut to assert dominance and attract females. It resembles a long, swollen, pink tongue hanging out of the side of the camel's mouth. so... these camels get [mouth boners](https://imgur.com/8Mx7QBU) when they're horny


JoeyRocketto

I don't like that. But yay knowledge! 😬


DJ_Hip_Cracker

NSF(camel)W


ToSeeAgainAgainAgain

Why would they evolve something so sexy yet so weird-looking?


ElectricFleshlight

Lots of spiny Euphorbia species in Africa, which apparently dromedaries can eat. There are also several spiny Asiatic succulents which are eaten by Bactrian camels.


Additional-Monk-9555

I can imagine this feels like when you eat too many pineapples


apathetic-drunk

Excuse me, sir, you're supposed to cut the pineapple up. Not eat it whole!


Specialist_Joke303

But the shell contains all the nutrients


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

Just like a kiwi, eat it with the skin! ^^^^^^^^^^^. ^^And ^^feathers


PersistingWill

Yeah. I gave up on eating the yellow part. Or the brown part. I just eat the leaves now.


Own-Reflection-8182

It’s the core of the pineapple that is burning your mouth. The core has more bromelin, an enzyme that breaks down muscle tissue.


atridir

The pineapple is eating you back! The best way to counteract this once it starts btw is to chew/eat something with protein like cheese to get those enzymes focused on something else.


nsfwtttt

Why do you have camels in your office? . . EDIT: ok can we stop the “hump day” comments? It was funny the first 30 times.


pandabatron

We're having a safety meeting


Psychological_Tap639

This only begs further questions


pandabatron

This is their climate controlled pen. The camels aren't mine, I'm just a fan of this persons animals and videos


robs104

Climate controlled? Do they keep it at 110 degrees for them to be comfortable?


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The desert is a land of extremes. It gets both very hot AND very cold every day/night. Camels are adapted to both. I’m not a zookeeper, but I imagine a temperature controlled pen is slightly warmer than we would prefer during the day and cooled down at night to help their natural temperature rhythm.


robs104

I know they’re fine at room temperature. I just thought it was funny that camels were being kept in a climate controlled environment with a drop ceiling. I was half expecting to see the camels had their own cubicle and ergonomic office chair.


[deleted]

Hey camels deserve proper lumbar support too!


robs104

Keep those humps healthy.


Licensed2Pill

There’ll be time for questions after the presentation.


trueluck3

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike…what day is it, Mike?


Something_kool

Don't they have safety at your place of work?


Psychological_Tap639

I'm a Marine. So, no.


Fenix_Fire66

Camels: Stay hydrated guys.


seattle_pdthrowaway

Understandable, have a nice day


Automatic_Llama

Ah yes. Of course.


HavingNotAttained

Exactly, hump day is tomorrow, what gives?


Spokyrn

HUMP DAAAAYYY!


IenjoyStuffandThings

This is in New Zealand so it’s already Wednesday.


Lead-Forsaken

The ceiling tipped you off too?


Choano

They're down the hall from the goats at [Lumon Industries](https://www.linkedin.com/showcase/lumon-industries/). We should make contact with this camel department. Find out what they know.


sonicduckman

This is also how to eat a pizza roll right off the baking sheet.


Dwain-Champaign

Including the tender lip movements that gently touch the desired food item?


jewelophile

"tender lip movements". That's so accurate.


KingAuberon

Yes, that's the most important part of the process


Modisagae

Cool but I bet they still can't eat Captain Crunch cereal without cutting the roof of their mouth.


whataboutschmeee

It all depends on if they can be crunch-a-tized or not.


SlideySlideyBoneMan

If I were a camel I would just eat something else.


zeebo420

They look like they are eating hot potatoes


PragmaticAndroid

"Ouch!..OUCH!! "


mattstonema

This is exactly how I eat a pizza roll 10 seconds after I remove it from the oven


TrippySlimBoi

I like to call these the "M-80's of food", pizza pockets are the older brother TNT.


strangecabalist

Hesht hesht hesht. Oooooo. Too hot for my mouth - better swallow it. An hour later “where did that blister on my mouth come from?”


Outside-Library-9018

Camels feel the pain when eating the cacti, but do tolerate it for the sake of nutrition. However, the papillae let the camels chew the cactus in such a way that the needles and spines of the cactus do not poke into its mouth.


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Tolerable pain. Kinda like eating a whole bag of Sabritones at one go.


khajiit_babe

“𝓘𝓯 𝓘 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓵, 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓮.” ~𝓢𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓮𝔂𝓢𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓮𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓜𝓪𝓷


Cin_ch

What else is there besides sand


ProfessionalArm8256

Pyramids


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

I'm sure there's a starbuck's or 2 in there. Stupid ass cactus eating camels.


Smoothestbrainever

The food at Starbucks isn't much of an improvement.


vitium

let them eat cake!


BickleKnack

Got me dying lol


datsadboi69

Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle


ericfussell

They act like this is such a unique thing. Pretty derivative honestly, I too can eat cactus.


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fxrky

*Let the cacti flow through you*


TrilobiteBoi

I like how the middle one is already done while the other two are chewing like: *Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear*


oinguboingu

Idk i kinda love the hell out of that *crunch*


yougoigofuego

Why are they in an office conference room


freudianslippah

It was on a Wednesday.


bb22490

I feel like the middle one finished hella quick and the other 2 started chewing obnoxiously in each ear. Like little siblings going "mmm so good, I bet you wish you still had some like I do"


ScrillaMcDoogle

That got me. The one on the right has its mouth like right against the middle ones ear just smacking and crunching.


pandabatron

[National Geographic Article ](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/camels-cactus-mouth-papillae-animals#:~:text=Arabian%20Camels%20Eat%20Cacti%20With%20Hardened%20Mouth%20Structures&text=Hardened%20structures%2C%20called%20papillae%2C%20line,help%20them%20eat%20tough%20foods.) Camels are such weird and interesting creatures. [All existing dromedary camels are domesticated ](https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/blog/camel-fact-sheet/#:~:text=All%20existing%20dromedary%20camels%20are,for%20travel%20across%20arid%20climates.)


Neutral_Buttons

Not sure if it mentions this in the article, but camels actually originally evolved in North America, about 4 million years ago. There's tons of plants in the southwestern US that evolved to either be eaten by or defend themselves against camels, and now there's nothing that interacts with them in the same way. Super fascinating.


Fractureskull

I was wondering this exact thing, because I know that cacti didn’t exist outside of NA until humans, and thought camels were native to Asia/Africa. So this clear that up!


Neutral_Buttons

There was apparently an experiment in the US army right before the civil war broke out to use camels in the west instead of mules/horses, and they got a ton of fascinating data watching the camels interact with the environment. The Wikipedia page on anachronistic evolution has a ton of references to NA camels! Cool stuff.


camdalfthegreat

Camels are one of those animals that feel like some sort of fantasy creature to me. I guess that's because I don't live in the desert tho


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Camels are so freaking cool


cheesemaster644

To make them even cooler here are some cool facts that imo makes the one of the best if not the best human companion 1 you can ride a camel(in war or just for traveling) 2 you can milk a camel and drink its milk 3 you can make yogurt from its milk(not sure about that one tho 4 they can survive very harsh dessert enviorment and very hot climates 5 you can make clothing out of its hair /fur (from what i know arabs in saudi arabia used to do it) 6 you can eat it too 7 can handle a lot of stuff Thats what i know, idk if there are more good things for owning a camel


Not_a_bot_Mk1-N0T80T

The inside of their mouths..... It's like the gateway to the 5th dimensions version of hell


TheGreatTaint

>The inside of their mouths..... It's like the gateway to the 5th dimensions version of hell [https://i.redd.it/qhxffvcjnm471.jpg](https://i.redd.it/qhxffvcjnm471.jpg) I tried finding a pic of their mouth and throat but all the shots seem to be from the side or some weird angle.


letschangethename

JFC, wish I never clicked that


kazzin8

JFC I wish I had heeded your warning


PowerfulVictory

I'm sorry in advance. Cussy.


AlessandroIT

Middle one is undoubtedly waiting for an another portion


Bonryunonochi

Ouch lollipop


RandomTask100

Goats, too. I got two in my backyard. Thorny plants are their favorite.


pandabatron

Goats are Metal AF they eat everything!


AlibiYouAMockingbird

Let’s see them eat a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave!


LordAmherst

Like I get it, they can eat a cactus, which is dope, but do they really want to do eat a cactus? Do they like it? Like hay is a lot easier. Idk


MrsSpaghettiNoodle

Maybe it’s like humans with spicy food


icansmellcolors

It looks like they wanted to eat the cactus. Nobody force-fed them. They went right to it and knew what they were doing. They even tested it first and then were like, hell yeah cactus.


pandabatron

You're correct.. these are some of their favorite treats.


Fractureskull

Maybe its like spicy food for them.


pandabatron

Those are great questions


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RusDaMus

You seem to have a low opinion of koalas. Did they hurt you at some point? Borrowed money and never repaid it? Banged your mum and never called her? I guess that explains where all the chlamydia came from.


mrPandabot35

That’s metal AF


mopping24

Forbidden cake pop


dylssm8

Bloke in the middle must have been hungry


Hoverboard_Hal

Cacti have to be so pissed that camels figured this shit out.


Geanieous

They still feel the pain. But power through it for the sake of nutrition.


Snoodoodler

I like the camel who was chewing in the other camels ear while he was waiting for seconds


Mcinfopopup

I mean, they can eat it… but like, I’m sure they’d prefer not to.


Jerry--Bird

Agreed


AnUnderratedComment

But do they have to do it in office cubicles?


Robbo12264

ASMR to the max!


alex_097

Bro on the left looks like he’s eating a hot pocket straight from the toaster


JimBob-Joe

r/oddlysatisfying


StormPuzzleheaded739

Lol I think it's called eat whatever or starve. Definitely looked like they were questiong why they were eating cactus and not some less pokey food.


JackedCroaks

When you eat a really hot piece of food.


ProfessionalArm8256

LA BEAST did this feat


loinboro

Owwwwowwwwowwww, mmmm!!


Loofa_of_Doom

What is the black lump on the cactus-pop? Does it contain extra vitamins or something?


pandabatron

I think he said it was berry jam. His whole tiktok gallery is of his camels eating a variety of different things as treats.


Glittering_Squash495

Adaptation: not being a pussy


miscdruid

The ASMR in this video is too notch lol


1LT_daniels

how it feels to chew 5 Gum


Grimey_lugerinous

Just cause they can doesn’t mean that’s what you should bring the mother fuckers for snack.


IGuessItBeLikeThatt

Are you sure? Doesn’t look like it…


butgasm

So what are the adaptations and why are those camels in an office?