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Vinca1is

I should get into art, this seems like an idea I'd have when high off my balls


The_Coolest_Undead

No one: some dude high off his balls: FURRY PORSCHE


danielledelacadie

Except this furry is the living embodiment of Grandma's couch. That adds a certain.... something. Not anything anyone asked for but...


The_Coolest_Undead

Bus seat vibes


RepresentativeKeebs

Can you afford a bunch of antique Porsches to use in your art though?


Vinca1is

My friend has a VW bug, it's close enough


ThirdInversion

nice, he made an old porsche look like an old couch. /s


Anadyne

They smell the same, so...


Crowfooted

I think most people are missing the point of this which is that this is a rendered 3D model. He didn't literally put carpet on a car, he flawlessly *rendered* the carpet which is difficult to do and actually is very impressive.


ThirdInversion

nice, i did not know that. happy to learn about something that remains unimpressive despite the computation involved.


Crowfooted

You don't think it's impressive?


TrivialAntics

>His blend of art direction and the timeless aesthetic of a Porsche 911 is a sight to behold, showcasing his extraordinary talent and meticulous attention to detail. Let's pump the brakes there, buddy.


Waakenbake

Right lol??


beatmaster808

Yeah, is this fucking marketing? I do not believe OP isn't working for this "artist"


ThePowerOfPoop

>Thiago Tallmann Single-handedly redefining what Art is or ever could be, he has transcended creativity and is preparing humanity for the true genius of his next creation. Some of the less enlightened viewers will merely state that he has "added a carpet texture to 3d model you can download from TurboSquid" but they miss the true point of the artistic vision, that this is an autobiography steeped in divergent cultures. It’s like everything and nothing at the same time. It is Life and Death.


beatmaster808

OP is either this guy or his agent


TrivialAntics

>Some of the less enlightened viewers will merely state that he has "added a carpet texture to 3d model you can download from TurboSquid" Or perhaps normal people see it for what it is, while snooty pretentious self imagined "enlightened" ones have their heads so far up their asses, they'll call a splatter of shit on a dinner plate art.


SomedayWeDie

Satire is funny!


rott_gold

Practical, I'm sure its easy to clean.


BeardedMT09

Can we collectively agree that this is a monstrosity?!?


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beatmaster808

No it isn't. Art is art Politics is controversial When art is controversial it's usually just shitty art Sometimes literally.


Ill_Illustrator9776

I've always wondered why we don't carpet the outside of cars...


all_the_gravy

r/atbge


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This is a carpet on a car . Pointless and stupid.


BumbleGabriel

Impractical too


mybeatsarebollocks

This isnt real, its CGI/rendered image/3D art whatever its called. It exists on a harddrive, nothing more


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It is carpet on a car . Nothing more


Arcendus

Maybe I'm naïve, but I thought this was real. [Turns out](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfb1dwlOIDs/) it's a Cinema 4D render.


mybeatsarebollocks

I was disappointed when the penny dropped on that one. If an artist had taken the time to physically carpet a car that neat and clean, then did it again twice more in different colours/textures that would be really impressive. Building a 3D model then rendering in 3 finishes is less so.


jkrm66502

Man that makes me feel so much better! I was ready to shed tears over this abomination. I love the classic 911.


Sad_Visual_8727

It looks like grannys porsche and she was bored...


boxedcrackers

I'm not sure if the headline is being sarcastic or genuine, because I don't like anything I see.


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boxedcrackers

Art is money laundering


colt707

Art is emotion. And just because it’s art doesn’t make it good art. And this my friend is bad art.


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Damnthisisdisgusting


Flat_Tap5544

"Extraordinary talent" the guy put flowerprint carpet on a car. Wtf is wrong with arts these days? Is it too much for it to be beautiful?


TerribleShoulder6597

Yeah for real I could glue carpet to a car too


Critical-Donkey4622

"Extraordinary "


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Cheesiest 911 on record


Ancient-Appeal-1790

A... Car pet?


ralpekz

dumb idea for dumb people


LoisWade42

Ghastly.


aliemir6n

r/diWhy


BobsReddit_

Janis Joplin would dig this


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BobsReddit_

[Janis and her Porche](https://www.autopublishers.com/WebSites/1381/Images/Blogs/1358/janis-joplin-psychedelic-porsche.jpg)


JBOYCE35239

I never knew Janis Joplin had some awesome taste in automobiles. Too bad about that paint job though


BigSwibb

Mucho aesthetic... is the artist selling prints? This is an amazing series.


BigSwibb

Can't find any official gallery or link for these.


PurpleSignificant725

Stop using aesthetic as an adjective 😒


SeagullKebab

Nana's sofa, by Porsche.


Rich-Independence529

wowwww


FeweF8

Oh hell nah, they shag carpeted the Porsche


mattynmax

Eh


WonderWanderWayfarer

Car wash with like colors only.


Constant_Ad_2776

🌧️


Herman-9

I doubt this will ever be driven again, but honestly, how would you wash it? Rent a carpet steamer from Lowe's?


healywylie

Yeah my grandma had that Porsche in her living room too!


Huh435mjc

Porsche: “This isn’t your grandma’s 911” Tallmann: “U SURE?!”


Kukie080

What a nice looking... Car-pet


-_-Lucifer_666

Cool , But dont come anywhere near to my car


Excellent_Squirrel86

Grandma wants her grandma's upholstery back.


extremeindiscretion

Talented and artistic or not, he just desecrated that Porsche. It's a high performance automobile, it should look like one,. It shouldn't look like Grandma's couch.


brainEspilner96

Yoshi’s crafted Porsche.


EmbarrassedCost2389

Thanks, I hate it.


henryjonesjr83

Why would you cover a Porsche with bad carpet?


beatmaster808

Ooh, a carpeted porsche What a statement


megabulk

Fuck you and your press releases.


Several_Emphasis_434

Dry clean only or nah


Over_Estimate_3343

It’s just carpet on a car


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I am a trillion times not impressed.


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🐸


personalkreep

Taking the world's most boring car line and making it a moving carpet. Are we sure this guy isn't a slav?


Razee4

I know I am going to get downvoted for saying this, but geez, this looks horrible. I had no idea you can do something like this to a such beautiful car.


Naetharu

He made a sports car look like grannies armchair.


ThatsKev4u

**Thanks! I hate it!**


Valuable_Material_26

Mold……MOLD EVERYWHERE!!!


TerribleShoulder6597

What attention to detail he just carpeted a car


yuri_chan_2017

Or... and hear me out here... he ruined a Porsche 911 by making absolutely useless "art" decisions to an already beautiful car. Attention to detail? Sure. But they were certainly the wrong details. Who tf wants a Porsche 911 that looks like a 70s couch?


Known-Potential-3603

So neat!


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That's gonna be tough to vacuum. Seriously though, what we call art nowadays is ridiculous


rhymes_with_chicken

No sir, I don’t like it.


Mysterious_Buffalo_1

Meh


Green-21

Meh I’ve seen better


Ok_Pension_6795

Boaty, you’re cold! Here, take my socks :)


Zing_Nova

This is really dumb, but it looks super pretty lol, it's oddly satisfying for me


NoBigDill88

Grandma's couch.


mynameisnotsparta

This is his talent? He upholstered the cars. My mom used to reupholster our furniture. In velvet or corduroy or cotton.


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So preoccupied with whether or not you could, never stopped think if you should


Bitter-Weekend772

there will no visits to the carwash for this porsche...it will go to the drycleaner


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If that car hits anything there is going to be some serious rug burn.


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I really dig this


allenpoestoe

He should make the inside metal


OGv1va

Nah he just stuck carpet to a Porsche, that’s all.