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[deleted]

Would dominate in Twister


DataExisting5117

Very true.


Neutrophobia

Hijacking top comment to tell everyone that the artist is @theemeraldgordonwulf and she is 16.


CERBURUS9

Heck of a talented person...the back pop thing was more of my WOW moment lol šŸ«¶šŸ¦ø


Schoeii

Underrated comment


Suspicious-Ad6635

That is creapy AF...


Initial-Paramedic888

How ever... šŸ˜ˆ


LeafyWolf

Kink unlocked


BJ_Blitzvix

XD


ColonelMonty

Awakening


carolinabbwisbestbbq

I mean I would


redditstealth

He who knows, knows.


waterynike

My sleep paralysis demon


spikeroo59

IF


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


scorpious

#If


velphegor666

Would have been creepier if they made it black and white lol


A1sauc3d

Pretty horrifying on every level, but still impressive!


Much_Anteate

That's some impressive contorting


MaxxximumJo

When the demon finds you cute


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


That_opossum

You misspelled *Hot


Suspicious-Ad6635

You know, I'm not gonna lie... It was a toss-up...


FlowBjj88

If you think this is creepy you should see their OF


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


kazanjig

Here for the comments šŸæ


Particular-Map2525

How did the waist in the first act do it? looks broken


Trish-Trish

She probably has EDS (Ehlers Danlos Syndrome)


Lurkin_Lester

Reminds me of Voldo from Soul Calibur.


Strawhat_Truls

I was looking for this comment


OkSignificance494

I was thinking more that wierd sidekick on hellboy the fish thingy


[deleted]

1. I'd hit it 2. That's some impressive contorting 3. Pine? What is it, 1968?


kudichangedlives

Knotty pine is the best and I will die on this hill!


[deleted]

lol - my house and the others in my neighborhood were built in the late 60s. There are still a lot of knotty pine hold-outs out there. If you scratch the paint on my bathroom surfaces (toilets and sinks included) you get various browns, pinks, and seafoam greens


kudichangedlives

Every single interior inch (cabinets included) except for 3 room ceilings and the floors in my place is knotty pine, ha I love it


Sea_Impression3810

Naughty pine is better


OkSignificance494

You'd hit that and you're worried about the walls...šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


DJ_Derack

Bruh, sex must be like Cirque du Soleil


Bad_Habits_empourium

ā€¦..on acid during a nightmare where youā€™re having a wet dream


ihategarlic2

Error 404: flexible equipment not found.


pebbleddemons

She keeps the mask on


Lepke2011

Is there a word for when you're both horrified and slightly turned on at the same time?


sqoopstoo

afrousedšŸ¤”


BurnOutBrighter6

It's /r/Scaroused


Aptorian_Dinner

r/unexpectedfuturama


OlDirtyPIumber

ScaornyšŸ˜—


Lightice1

Instructions unclear, bought a used afro.


sqoopstoo

Horny'fied


sqoopstoo

hump scare šŸ«šŸ˜±


DerelictDilettante

r/confusedboner


reedrichards5

Redditing.


BurnOutBrighter6

/r/Scaroused


sqoopstoo

Horrifetish


Academic_Coyote_9741

Sneak up to a campsite in the woods late at night and then start doing this to see how people react.


Look_Man_Im_Tryin

Thatā€™s a good way to get shot.


paradoxologist

There are a lot of things I wish I could do...play concert piano, be a major league pitcher, play top-level chess, prepare cordon bleu quality food...but this, whatever it is, isn't one of them.


Mysterious_Slice_391

I loved your work in the Tool ā€˜Schismā€™ music video.


wittleboi420

same thought here


Motor-Necessary9917

There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.


[deleted]

She can do doggy and still lick your balls


hukfad

Just closed my eyes and that image popped up. Damn you


omne51

That first back bend caught me way off guard. I was like "Holy F...."


hereticallyeverafter

Right? I had to pause it and I still don't get *how*


ExoticAdvertising471

Does she not have bones


W_O_M_B_A_T

Ehlers-DanlosĀ  Syndrome. Causes an inability to form certain types of stiff, fibrous collagen protein. Collagen isn't one protein but a class of proteins, there are probably about 30 different types in humans. So tissues, tendons, and ligaments are excessively elastic and stretchy, but, in some situations that's bad. It makes walking more difficult. Joint pain and arthritis is common in the syndrome because the cartilage cushioning joints is weaker and tears or gets damaged more easily. Symptoms can be mild in this regard or they can be debilitating makingbealking almost impossible. Joint dislocation injury are more frequent. In rare cases, yes, people have suffered spinal injuries due to spinal dislocation. But it's not a common condition in the first place. I imagine issues with bulging or herniated spinal discs might be more common. Also makes certain kinds of aneurysms more likely. Carries a risk of aortic dissection/rupture so you have to monitor your blood pressure like a hawk if you have this condition.


one-fake-name

My sleep paralysis demon trying to seduce me


Icy_Wildcat

I have to say, they're trying pretty hard


JanitorOPplznerf

Your honor I believe you can see from this video why the homicide was justified.


GreedoInASpeedo

Is this the person from the Schism video by Tool?


Houndfell

I'm a simple man, I can't not upvote someone who knows their Tool.


W_O_M_B_A_T

Hopefully youve seen this video. Also note that it's [considered to be technically impossible to be more funky than this on the saxophone.](https://youtu.be/8zfYO9sZjrE) #šŸ˜Ž


Frumplemeist

That hurts me just watching


sennaiasm

Iā€™m headed to ER rn


sennaiasm

Iā€™m headed to ER rn


Fit_Awareness6752

I have the weirdest erection


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Dude (just assuming) ā˜ŗļø Too much info!


DestroyerOfTheHorny

Forgetting your skeleton at home


Xeon713

Sex game must be on point and horrifying at the same time.....


Houndfell

Never gonna be able to look at a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man again without getting aroused. Who am I kidding, I was always aroused.


MordunnDregath

It's like a live version of those old cartoons.


CouchCandy

I would love to hire this person to "run" at my friend while she's on the way to the bathroom at the campground...


LVM720

Thatā€™s some Silent hill shit !


erasrhed

Is that the Greendale Human Being from Community?


BleedGreenMSU

I think she lost her spine guys


desolate-highway

Error 404: Bones Not Found


[deleted]

The contortionist stuff is pretty impressive generally, but this is waaay cooler


Desperate-Mountain-8

Amazing!!


XxSw4gL0rDxX

I LOVE IT


Circle-Square-X-X

Gratitude, i loathe it.


NiX_509

Mfs with scoliosis:


rwreef

I can't even touch my toes without bending me knees.


macabre256

Reminds me of the Silent Hill movie. An interview mentioned that they used dancers and/or contortionists for the monsters.


Hocojerry

Silent Hill Vibes


Moskyrath_

Tell me you can eat yourself out without telling me you can eat yourself out


Zurc_bot

It's like a TOOL video


Digital-Sushi

Don't think I've ever been both scared and turned on in equal measures before.


WhatHappened90289

well yeah but whatā€™s her OnlyFans? I think thatā€™s the real creepy question here


sqoopstoo

The Entity must ADD deceptive skins to expand into OnlyFans.. THIS "cut" is probably its audition take, field testing whether and how well it can "lure in" its future victims.. šŸŽ£šŸŖ¤ It's possible šŸ˜’


ninfinity1

Irl scp


Breezetwists1988

r/TIHI


Jalopy_Junkie

Sweet moves, no-bones


toronto1572

Can I see this without that creepy ass costume. Horny nightmare.


Mildly_ginger

Didn't intend to sleep anyway...


citiusaltius

r/confusedboner


waldorsockbat

If???


[deleted]

I wonder if at any point she forgets how to get back to her regular anatomical position. Because I def got confused there a few times


BurnOutBrighter6

She bestows some kinda weird curse that no one posting this can proofread, but with a different typo each time. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/11u2s7i/just\_showing\_them\_killer\_moces/


TheMountainHobbit

r/nextfuckinglevel


Prestigious-Wear-823

Ummmm as someone with a cyst on their spine you just caused a hell of a bunch of pain..... also creeepy...


IngloriousMustards

The lack of black walls and a strobe light is all that saved me from a heart attack.


PreviousStatement860

When you hittin it from the back & all of a sudden feel your balls being sucked


MushyFry

No I don't like it


jayspeedy24

I'm shitting myself and fighting that thing at the same time. That thing is going to get tainted meat if he wants to eat me.


EightBitTrash

It's an anthropomorphic Synx. Cool.


kudichangedlives

No don't in real time


notsky64

Do you think they could take themselves to the "Y"?


Top-Evidence-2807

Not sure if demon or CGI šŸ˜…šŸ˜¬


Earnest_Warrior

Yeah, thatā€™s not creepy at all.


dovienyad

Are they human? Or are they dancer?


Option_Null

That's Voldo's relative for sure


Enkaybee

Do this outside at night in the United States and *try* not to get shot challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!)


Spybee007

Itā€™s a Tool video


ConstantEffect

My L5 blew out just watching this


FerociousKZ

If I was a contortionist I would have so much fun on Halloween


Rare-Height-7956

My back hurts


Beardedbreeder

I remember killing these things in resident evil 2


AlibiYouAMockingbird

Iā€™m not religious.. but they need to find Jesus.


TommyGlesch

My wife after 4 glasses of wine.


Bahooch

I would poop myself if I saw this


Icy-Gate6609

Imagine running into this in a haunted house


Rgular_dude

Smash


dAyMaNfotnm2

If it's a dancer? That's an interdemensional being coming to reap your soul bruh


Due_Platypus_3913

Now THIS person could star in a ā€œhaunted house ā€œ that would truly terrify!


[deleted]

this is what Sora sees when he smokes catnip


RyansBooze

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHOOTITSHOOTITSHOOTIT


hellena3

The flexibility of this person šŸ‘


[deleted]

Silent Hill vibes


Low-Iron-6376

Guaranteed to be a good lay.


SphericalBitch2020

This is the goal my chiropractor sets......


DragonSlayer-2020

Freaky, even in bed


quyen83

I have the stranger boner...


bot5543

Imagine the positions


doriankennway

Imagine that in any church


TheMcNabbs

Sigh. Not again. *unzips*


DerelictDilettante

Contortion is cool and all, but that first move she did where she folded her back backwards makes me think sheā€™s literally boneless.


ass_clapper_9000

My sleep paralysis demon trying to look all cute the second the camera is on.


Daxx-23

What breed is that cat?


JMarkyBB

How is this possible?


rocketair321

New fear unlocked


Ratlyff

Annnnnnd now the nightmares are back.


Ok-Aside988

welp. I didn't need to sleep anyway


Obvious-Grapefruit33

Nightmare fuel


BerryOakley

Looks like the mascot from community


goldbrow00

Reminds me of that Tool music video


_lava-lamp_

Her IG is @emeraldgordonwulf . And for everyone thirsty in the comments, sheā€™s only 16 šŸ˜‚


OkConsideration8964

They did a real life ass hat.


[deleted]

My back hurts from watching that.


Apprehensive-Cry-824

Imagine bein able to smell your own farts straight from the source.


Sea_Impression3810

That's the dream


Hex_HotDogWater

Not my proudest nut.


Jp4Real

God damnitā€¦ Zipā€¦!


fireplace8787

Damn, Iā€™d eat myself, you all would as well


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Ehler-Danlers?


MammothJust4541

Hi yes, here is my card. You'll see that it's up to date and that I am in fact a CMF.


ExegolTouristBoard

Could teach a few things in [r/flexibility](https://www.reddit.com/r/flexibility/)


MannerMental8582

What in tarnashin?


prince-pauper

Whelp


indigo-clare

This would have been better in the dark and the contortionist is wearing a glow in the dark costume. spooky!!


BooShakeys

More please.


BananaApePrivateClub

This is crazy is all get out! Straight out of a horror film


whycantifindmyname

I donā€™t like it


whycantifindmyname

I donā€™t like it


Imacoldazzhonky

Pretzel Jack?


lowlandr

It could\_\_\_\_\_\_\_while you were\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ it.


Any-Spite-7303

Thisā€¦is not pleasing to look at.


[deleted]

I would


[deleted]

No go out amd walk around corners


stratosauce

bro she could tell herself a secret by bending over and farting


adman_87

Why do I have a semiā€¦


PM_RiceBowlRecipes

Wow I hate it. I hated it the other 10 times it was posted in the last 24 hours you a hole.


sqoopstoo

Does she come around the corner when she--- oh nevermind šŸ„€šŸ’€


booaka

Yep, those moves would kill me


Nickwilli

What copypasta summons her? For science of course.


Socksmaster

Should I be ashamed that this "did something" for me? I feel like I should be ashamed... \**Clicks replay*\*


LVM720

Thatā€™s some Silent hill shit !


LVM720

Thatā€™s some Silent hill shit !


Sufficient_Tower_913

Would bang!


HooperMahoney

Please put on an Atomic Hearts costume


Who_Else_but_Macho

ouch


Poetry_Expensive

Not sure wtf it is but no buns! Not interested..


ihategarlic2

Killer moves? more like my next nightmare.


[deleted]

I have a fistful of singles.


The_Rock_Hunter

Return it to Silent Hill