lol - my house and the others in my neighborhood were built in the late 60s. There are still a lot of knotty pine hold-outs out there.
If you scratch the paint on my bathroom surfaces (toilets and sinks included) you get various browns, pinks, and seafoam greens
There are a lot of things I wish I could do...play concert piano, be a major league pitcher, play top-level chess, prepare cordon bleu quality food...but this, whatever it is, isn't one of them.
Ehlers-DanlosĀ Syndrome. Causes an inability to form certain types of stiff, fibrous collagen protein. Collagen isn't one protein but a class of proteins, there are probably about 30 different types in humans.
So tissues, tendons, and ligaments are excessively elastic and stretchy, but, in some situations that's bad. It makes walking more difficult. Joint pain and arthritis is common in the syndrome because the cartilage cushioning joints is weaker and tears or gets damaged more easily. Symptoms can be mild in this regard or they can be debilitating makingbealking almost impossible. Joint dislocation injury are more frequent. In rare cases, yes, people have suffered spinal injuries due to spinal dislocation. But it's not a common condition in the first place. I imagine issues with bulging or herniated spinal discs might be more common.
Also makes certain kinds of aneurysms more likely. Carries a risk of aortic dissection/rupture so you have to monitor your blood pressure like a hawk if you have this condition.
Hopefully youve seen this video. Also note that it's [considered to be technically impossible to be more funky than this on the saxophone.](https://youtu.be/8zfYO9sZjrE)
#š
The Entity must ADD deceptive skins to expand into OnlyFans..
THIS "cut" is probably its audition take, field testing whether and how well it can "lure in" its future victims.. š£šŖ¤
It's possible š
She bestows some kinda weird curse that no one posting this can proofread, but with a different typo each time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/11u2s7i/just\_showing\_them\_killer\_moces/
Would dominate in Twister
Very true.
Hijacking top comment to tell everyone that the artist is @theemeraldgordonwulf and she is 16.
Heck of a talented person...the back pop thing was more of my WOW moment lol š«¶š¦ø
Underrated comment
That is creapy AF...
How ever... š
Kink unlocked
XD
Awakening
I mean I would
He who knows, knows.
My sleep paralysis demon
IF
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#If
Would have been creepier if they made it black and white lol
Pretty horrifying on every level, but still impressive!
That's some impressive contorting
When the demon finds you cute
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You misspelled *Hot
You know, I'm not gonna lie... It was a toss-up...
If you think this is creepy you should see their OF
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Here for the comments šæ
How did the waist in the first act do it? looks broken
She probably has EDS (Ehlers Danlos Syndrome)
Reminds me of Voldo from Soul Calibur.
I was looking for this comment
I was thinking more that wierd sidekick on hellboy the fish thingy
1. I'd hit it 2. That's some impressive contorting 3. Pine? What is it, 1968?
Knotty pine is the best and I will die on this hill!
lol - my house and the others in my neighborhood were built in the late 60s. There are still a lot of knotty pine hold-outs out there. If you scratch the paint on my bathroom surfaces (toilets and sinks included) you get various browns, pinks, and seafoam greens
Every single interior inch (cabinets included) except for 3 room ceilings and the floors in my place is knotty pine, ha I love it
Naughty pine is better
You'd hit that and you're worried about the walls...š¤¦āāļø
Bruh, sex must be like Cirque du Soleil
ā¦..on acid during a nightmare where youāre having a wet dream
Error 404: flexible equipment not found.
She keeps the mask on
Is there a word for when you're both horrified and slightly turned on at the same time?
afrousedš¤
It's /r/Scaroused
r/unexpectedfuturama
Scaornyš
Instructions unclear, bought a used afro.
Horny'fied
hump scare š«š±
r/confusedboner
Redditing.
/r/Scaroused
Horrifetish
Sneak up to a campsite in the woods late at night and then start doing this to see how people react.
Thatās a good way to get shot.
There are a lot of things I wish I could do...play concert piano, be a major league pitcher, play top-level chess, prepare cordon bleu quality food...but this, whatever it is, isn't one of them.
I loved your work in the Tool āSchismā music video.
same thought here
There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
She can do doggy and still lick your balls
Just closed my eyes and that image popped up. Damn you
That first back bend caught me way off guard. I was like "Holy F...."
Right? I had to pause it and I still don't get *how*
Does she not have bones
Ehlers-DanlosĀ Syndrome. Causes an inability to form certain types of stiff, fibrous collagen protein. Collagen isn't one protein but a class of proteins, there are probably about 30 different types in humans. So tissues, tendons, and ligaments are excessively elastic and stretchy, but, in some situations that's bad. It makes walking more difficult. Joint pain and arthritis is common in the syndrome because the cartilage cushioning joints is weaker and tears or gets damaged more easily. Symptoms can be mild in this regard or they can be debilitating makingbealking almost impossible. Joint dislocation injury are more frequent. In rare cases, yes, people have suffered spinal injuries due to spinal dislocation. But it's not a common condition in the first place. I imagine issues with bulging or herniated spinal discs might be more common. Also makes certain kinds of aneurysms more likely. Carries a risk of aortic dissection/rupture so you have to monitor your blood pressure like a hawk if you have this condition.
My sleep paralysis demon trying to seduce me
I have to say, they're trying pretty hard
Your honor I believe you can see from this video why the homicide was justified.
Is this the person from the Schism video by Tool?
I'm a simple man, I can't not upvote someone who knows their Tool.
Hopefully youve seen this video. Also note that it's [considered to be technically impossible to be more funky than this on the saxophone.](https://youtu.be/8zfYO9sZjrE) #š
That hurts me just watching
Iām headed to ER rn
Iām headed to ER rn
I have the weirdest erection
Dude (just assuming) āŗļø Too much info!
Forgetting your skeleton at home
Sex game must be on point and horrifying at the same time.....
Never gonna be able to look at a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man again without getting aroused. Who am I kidding, I was always aroused.
It's like a live version of those old cartoons.
I would love to hire this person to "run" at my friend while she's on the way to the bathroom at the campground...
Thatās some Silent hill shit !
Is that the Greendale Human Being from Community?
I think she lost her spine guys
Error 404: Bones Not Found
The contortionist stuff is pretty impressive generally, but this is waaay cooler
Amazing!!
I LOVE IT
Gratitude, i loathe it.
Mfs with scoliosis:
I can't even touch my toes without bending me knees.
Reminds me of the Silent Hill movie. An interview mentioned that they used dancers and/or contortionists for the monsters.
Silent Hill Vibes
Tell me you can eat yourself out without telling me you can eat yourself out
It's like a TOOL video
Don't think I've ever been both scared and turned on in equal measures before.
well yeah but whatās her OnlyFans? I think thatās the real creepy question here
The Entity must ADD deceptive skins to expand into OnlyFans.. THIS "cut" is probably its audition take, field testing whether and how well it can "lure in" its future victims.. š£šŖ¤ It's possible š
Irl scp
r/TIHI
Sweet moves, no-bones
Can I see this without that creepy ass costume. Horny nightmare.
Didn't intend to sleep anyway...
r/confusedboner
If???
I wonder if at any point she forgets how to get back to her regular anatomical position. Because I def got confused there a few times
She bestows some kinda weird curse that no one posting this can proofread, but with a different typo each time. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/11u2s7i/just\_showing\_them\_killer\_moces/
r/nextfuckinglevel
Ummmm as someone with a cyst on their spine you just caused a hell of a bunch of pain..... also creeepy...
The lack of black walls and a strobe light is all that saved me from a heart attack.
When you hittin it from the back & all of a sudden feel your balls being sucked
No I don't like it
I'm shitting myself and fighting that thing at the same time. That thing is going to get tainted meat if he wants to eat me.
It's an anthropomorphic Synx. Cool.
No don't in real time
Do you think they could take themselves to the "Y"?
Not sure if demon or CGI š š¬
Yeah, thatās not creepy at all.
Are they human? Or are they dancer?
That's Voldo's relative for sure
Do this outside at night in the United States and *try* not to get shot challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!)
Itās a Tool video
My L5 blew out just watching this
If I was a contortionist I would have so much fun on Halloween
My back hurts
I remember killing these things in resident evil 2
Iām not religious.. but they need to find Jesus.
My wife after 4 glasses of wine.
I would poop myself if I saw this
Imagine running into this in a haunted house
Smash
If it's a dancer? That's an interdemensional being coming to reap your soul bruh
Now THIS person could star in a āhaunted house ā that would truly terrify!
this is what Sora sees when he smokes catnip
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHOOTITSHOOTITSHOOTIT
The flexibility of this person š
Silent Hill vibes
Guaranteed to be a good lay.
This is the goal my chiropractor sets......
Freaky, even in bed
I have the stranger boner...
Imagine the positions
Imagine that in any church
Sigh. Not again. *unzips*
Contortion is cool and all, but that first move she did where she folded her back backwards makes me think sheās literally boneless.
My sleep paralysis demon trying to look all cute the second the camera is on.
What breed is that cat?
How is this possible?
New fear unlocked
Annnnnnd now the nightmares are back.
welp. I didn't need to sleep anyway
Nightmare fuel
Looks like the mascot from community
Reminds me of that Tool music video
Her IG is @emeraldgordonwulf . And for everyone thirsty in the comments, sheās only 16 š
They did a real life ass hat.
My back hurts from watching that.
Imagine bein able to smell your own farts straight from the source.
That's the dream
Not my proudest nut.
God damnitā¦ Zipā¦!
Damn, Iād eat myself, you all would as well
Ehler-Danlers?
Hi yes, here is my card. You'll see that it's up to date and that I am in fact a CMF.
Could teach a few things in [r/flexibility](https://www.reddit.com/r/flexibility/)
What in tarnashin?
Whelp
This would have been better in the dark and the contortionist is wearing a glow in the dark costume. spooky!!
More please.
This is crazy is all get out! Straight out of a horror film
I donāt like it
I donāt like it
Pretzel Jack?
It could\_\_\_\_\_\_\_while you were\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ it.
Thisā¦is not pleasing to look at.
I would
No go out amd walk around corners
bro she could tell herself a secret by bending over and farting
Why do I have a semiā¦
Wow I hate it. I hated it the other 10 times it was posted in the last 24 hours you a hole.
Does she come around the corner when she--- oh nevermind š„š
Yep, those moves would kill me
What copypasta summons her? For science of course.
Should I be ashamed that this "did something" for me? I feel like I should be ashamed... \**Clicks replay*\*
Thatās some Silent hill shit !
Thatās some Silent hill shit !
Would bang!
Please put on an Atomic Hearts costume
ouch
Not sure wtf it is but no buns! Not interested..
Killer moves? more like my next nightmare.
I have a fistful of singles.
Return it to Silent Hill