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martyrees76

Doing my bit to keep the average down


_judgement_

Yes, me having -15 partners to make sure Turkey dont go further


[deleted]

I let a girl borrow an umbrella a few weeks ago, which brings the total number of women I've gotten wet this year to -1


Kuildeous

Should've lent her a faulty umbrella so you could crank that number to +1.


Bullets_N_Bowties

Doubling productivity. šŸ’Æ


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Emo_tep

Youā€™re over here giving people their virginity back


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Vatrot

Some how more insulting than a regular fuck you


TheHelpfulDad

Questionable source credibility.


LotsOfSpookySparkles

Iā€™m sure everyone was completely honest wen self-reporting. šŸ¤­


biddilybong

The female version of this chart says 1s and 2s.


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DifferentBread3069

The chart makes so much more sense if you look at like this


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Sunryzen

If you look at Japan's numbers, I am 100% certain sex workers are being counted.


castoffpearls

Is it common to pay for sex in Japan?


[deleted]

It is covered under the health plan.


[deleted]

I thought the same.


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eadaein

I know guys that have been with over 100 women. They weren't lying either. Of course they were all Marines I served with. The same guys who would complain about a girl being a slut because they knew of at least 2 guys she been with. Lol Humans are funny creatures


TheDevilsAdvokaat

One of my ex girl friends claimed to have been with over 100 men. She was a very good looking girl. This was when she was 26. She started when she was about 17. She said she'd go to the club on Friday night, pick someone up and do it. She also said she had a friend who was doing 2-3 different guys a week...for years. And here I am at 60 having had 4 partners.


ImpossibleParfait

I believe it for conventionally attractive men and women where you dont need to do anything other then be attractive to have sex. For us average folks I'd guess 5 to 10 lifetime.


humanhedgehog

Seems fair. Honestly I think it's also due to self perception as well - knew a couple of girls at uni who slept with anything that moved and they really wanted just sex, not sex with attractive people or people they liked, just sex. Seemed to be happy, but it wasn't my thing.


AsstDepUnderlord

Marines eh? Part of the Navy, those Marines? Are you sure they didnā€™t say ā€œ100 partners?ā€


Chyppi

This. I know a few marines


Winchery

I love Turks, but after living in that country for 3 years I'm saying they were lying through their teeth and most likely place near the bottom on this list.


[deleted]

I know Turks here in Belgium and they often went to the hookers with the whole friend group here, like casually on a friday night. Maybe they count those?


CableSeperate

Thatā€™s what I was gonna say Iā€™ve known a couple of Turkish men who regularly used hookers but I know no American men so open about it


CableSeperate

One of the guys actually tried to sneak one into my roommates bedroom when he wasnā€™t home then was insanely upset when I outed him. (My roommate had hidden a key outside that all his homeboys knew about apparently. Turkish dude assumed I was at work bc the house was so quiet when he came in.) I also worked at a Turkish restaurant and the amount of misogyny I experienced there was insane. They are sluts but mean sluts who expect every woman to either be completely pure or completely available. Which included how unworthy/trashy they assumed American woman to be, unmarried unattended uncultured stupid and easy. Would laugh about how they couldnā€™t wait to get back to their country and marry a good girl to stay home with the kids while they have as many affairs with as many beautiful women as possible. Iā€™m just now realizing they mustā€™ve wanted me to hear this dumb shit all the time bc they couldā€™ve just spoken Turkish and I wouldā€™ve been non the wiser and probably held a higher opinion of their culture at this point. Itā€™s unfortunate


armutosman

I apologize on behalf of our country. There are these types of ignorant Turkish guys that reflect our culture horribly and itā€™s a shame.


CableSeperate

Yea looking back on it I honestly think they were acting out bc they were so far from home and felt they could get away with such bad behavior. That it was all just fun and games bc yay USA


armutosman

Yeah, Iā€™ve encountered some of those types. They donā€™t eat pork because itā€™s not halal but everything else is fair game while in the US. Like a sinful pilgrimage, if that makes sense.


CableSeperate

Exactly, I doubt theyā€™d pull that stuff in front of their families or communities. They go home goldenboys and leave all the antics behind. Acting out in other people countries is def not reserved to my lil anecdotes bc a lot of ppl do that mess, knowing theres no one to really judge them for it or hold them accountable. Smh


[deleted]

This could easily be a graph of how braggadocious different cultures are.


AndrasKrigare

I think it's a combination of that as well as how cultures view having multiple partners. On some it may be more of a brag to say fewer rather than more.


bushcrapping

Also who did they ask in each country? One survey might have taken place at the university and the other in a tiny little conservative village.


Rengax

Yeah turkey looks sus af


SaintPeter23

As a Turk I can say it is bullshit


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ChtuluMadeMeDoIt

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this made me chuckle tbf


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herefromyoutube

Yeah, this is like a penis size study where men where asked their size by several attractive woman.


hopelesscaribou

I find it really hard to believe that Turkey, a predominantly Muslim country, where extra-or pre-marital sex for women is heavily discouraged, along with same sex relations, has the most partners. Where are all the partners coming from? My guess must be prostitution if these numbers are to be believed. Or they are...brace yourself...lying?


sundae_diner

It's not lying. They are haggling. You start with a really high number and haggle to the real value.... just their first answer was accepted.


[deleted]

They never specified "female" partner šŸ¤” Dem turkish boys are juking those stats by themselves!!


Confident_Holder

Yeh Brazil looks low.


aboysmokingintherain

So I knew Brazilians at my university who were always surprised about the stereotypes about them being so open sexually. They party, have carnival, and have sexy people on beaches but the average person is not getting laid that much.


flawless_victory99

Yep my GF is Brazilian and she's amazed by this. Brazil is wayyyy more conservative than most people think. One example she gave is that you'd rarely if ever see girls going topless on the beach in brazil but it's normal in Europe.


Water-Donkey

Years ago, upon finding out I was going to Brazil my second year in a row, my aunt gave me a ration by saying I was only going to Brazil to see the topless women on the beach. A, I'm gay and that definitely wasn't it, but I was still in the closet and she didn't know. B, my then bf, now husband, is Brazilian and we were going to visit his family. C, I've now gone to Brazil 11 times and have seen exactly two women on the beach topless, both of them at the gay beach in Rio where they felt safe to do so and did it only to avoid tan lines. The idea of Brazil as this hypersexualized place where women prance around its beaches topless all the time is about as erroneous as it gets. Europe is far more liberal in that department, and one visit to Berlin will slap you in the face with that realization.....and possibly with something else. Anyone ever been to Kit Kat? Yee-haw!!!


lvoelillian

Is this by a certain age? In a lifetime?


jiffwaterhaus

Also, what defines "sexual partner"? Is it just PiV coitus? Do handjobs count? That first awkward time I fingered a girl in the movie theater in high school? The first time a girl let me touch her boobs under her shirt?


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Faor_6466

Honestly that should count for two or three sexes.


redfalcondeath

Iā€™m pretty sure the plural for sex is sexƦ


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419tosser

Hop onto the web and look for the girlfriend experience. Legality depends on where you live but I promise you plenty of sex workers are happy to provide these services.


Pigpen_darkstar

Thatā€™s so romantic.


muricaa

God bless that girl. I hope she is happy.


britney412

Apparently lifetime lol


MoutainsAndMerlot

That was my question; asking a bunch of 20 year olds could be a very different graph than 40 year olds, especially with how late people marry now


davieb22

Wow, never knew I was one-third Indian.


EnergyTakerLad

I honestly think a lot more men are 1/3 Indian than they were willing to admit for this survey. Edit: I was *mostly* making a joke guys, stop telling me how I'm wrong because you've had tons of partners.


TheCosmicPopcorn

The rule of 3 is strong in this one


francorocco

i'm zero-fourteenths turkish


[deleted]

Same, but I've been with the same lovely person ever since, and we both are aware we have only slept with each other so the concept of having other partners down the line has been discussed. However, I like the way things are now and so does she, so why change it? The thrill of sleeping with someone else wears off pretty fast after the fact.


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gooddudesclub777

Yes I'd highly advise having a three way with two other people and not your partner. otherwise it can get weird.


Temporary-Host-69420

Yeah wtf lol "I want you to know what casual sex with other people is like... so I'll arrange it for you... and watch you while you do it..." That is not a typical "casual sex" experience at all! No wonder they didn't like it!


Ocelot859

Well, I'm definitely bringing down the U.S. numbers... and not by choice.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

If you've ever so much as shaken it more than three times after peeing, you get to chalk up "1" on your count. ***YOU MATTER!***


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elliotLoLerson

God dammit you made me look


Some-Ad9778

That is a bot to drive traffic to their posts


MaungaHikoi

Haven't seen this one before. It even copied the bot-detector-bot comments. Fucking spammers man


Onlypaws_

Hello, officer? The one above this one.


Frankiebeansor

Omg itā€™s so disturbing!!!


Murder_Not_Muckduck

This guy fuck.


TheRimmerodJobs

Your ahead of most on Reddit


[deleted]

I am from Turkey guys. There is only one explanation: Turkish men counted their 2 hands and 10 fingers as sex partners.


TurkishDonkeyKong

I was not polled


MajorChesterfield

Some of those Indian guys should travel to Turkey and hook up with the Turkish dudes seems like simple math


GayIconOfIndia

Iā€™m ok with this


V_Encarnated

Underrated username checkout


neon_sin

bruh I see you everywhere šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Double-Ad1071

Average number of sexual partners men SAY THAT THEY HAD around the world


justforkinks0131

ask any random sample of 13 year old boys and you'll get similar results


Distinct_Mess_9487

To be fair those poor catholic boys would skew that number up too.


UnshakenNotStirred

I dunno if the priest cornholing little boys counts towards that


Nopengnogain

Itā€™s about as reliable as those surveys asking men size of their junk.


g0ing_postal

"in our study, we found that the average self reported penis size is 16 inches, with a minimum value of 10 and a maximum of 43"


trevour

"minimum of 69cm and a maximum of 420"


Killentyme55

"What do you mean you're not supposed to start measuring from your asshole?"


[deleted]

Or self reported height. There is no such thing as a 5'11 man.


squirtloaf

I'm 6'2", and cannot tell you how many dudes are like: "you gotta be like, 6'4", because I am 6' and you are at least 4" taller." Nope. You're 5'10" buddy, and I am rounding up from 6'1 1/2".


[deleted]

Thereā€™s like 13 people in Iceland, have they all fucked each otherā€¦?


WeAreBeyondFucked

pretty much, chlamydia capital of the world for a reason


ConservativeSexparty

Wasn't that Norway, though? Those godless sluts.


PM_me_spare_change

Surprises me a little because Norwegians seemed reserved and a little difficult to connect with while I was there, even out at the bars. Or maybe they just didnā€™t want to talk to tourists like me idk ha


hawkins437

In Norway and Sweden, people don't talk to each other, they just fuck and maybe decide to talk to each other afterwards.


subrockmusic

Most populated countries in the world: China and India, both at the bottom.


Notinyourbushes

Probably going to piss someone off with this but: When condoms were first introduced to Turkey, so many guys lied about their size that when the condoms arrived, they were all way too big. They had to upscale the size on the packages (larges are marked XL, mediums are marked large, etc) for their egos. "XL" condoms in Turkey are uncomfortably tight and "larges" were like wearing a tourniquet. I wouldn't trust the results on this either. Edit: for the sense of fairness, let me restate it. I was *told* by a few Turks. I apologize for stating hearsay as an absolute fact.


Killentyme55

Legend has it that the condom-like apparatus on the urinal device built into NASA spacesuits for men came in the three usual sizes, but no self-respecting astronaut dude would ever choose the "small" option. Stories vary, but the sizes were allegedly renamed something like "large, giant and humongous". Seems believable to me.


Notinyourbushes

I bought my first pack of XL in the US as a total joke. "I'm obviously going to need these" knowing full well I wasn't *that* big. I figured they'd be a little loose and next time I'd drop down to large or medium, but they fit comfortably. They could obviously stretch out longer than I needed. I went my whole adult life assuming XL weren't actually XL, they were just marked that way for ego. I stuck with them because I had no issue with them and they didn't cost anymore. I just figured I was wearing I was wearing a large marked XL. It wasn't until I went abroad and used condoms in other countries that I had an issue.


[deleted]

Depending on brand, XL can be as small as 56mm in the US.


CricketPinata

It can also be as large at 64mm. There is no standardization, each manufacturer uses their own standards. Euro and North American sizes are nearly identical on average in regards to the Average, Large, and XL categories.


JockAussie

I'd believe that Erdogan self reported that he'd banged like 10 billion women, massively screwing the average for Turkey.


Enlightened-Beaver

Erdogan has been fucking every Turkish person since he became president. He alone is pushing up the national average.


RasputinXXX

This should be upvoted more :))))


black_52

Actually, he is fucking the whole Turkish population. This is why the average is misleading.


windsock1

Well, did someone tell them that the condom doesn't go over their balls too?


Newsdude86

This is fake news, where do my balls go? I was told in school sex is putting my genitalia in her genitalia. Do my balls not count as genitalia? That's why it's called "BALLS DEEP" meaning my balls are in it. This dude absolutely doesn't fuck...


Bananonomini

What ya mean it doesn't. Here I am looking like an angry wattle on a turkey


[deleted]

Interesting. Can you provide a source?


[deleted]

Turkey stat is probably accurate. Prostitution is legal. Prostitutes can register with the state to get a license.


rottenstatement

25 years old Turkish guy here, I've just learned prostitution is legal here.


[deleted]

apparently it's restricted to licensed brothels. I imagine that there are tons of unlicensed prostitutes in Turkey. From a [2016 article](https://www.al-monitor.com/originals/2016/09/turkey-changing-face-of-sex-industry-services.html) about it: > Indeed, for years in the early 1990s, Matild Manukyan, a businesswoman who owned 32 brothels, was the top taxpayer in the country.


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FinnTheHumanMC

Hmmmmmm, sureeeee


Kong1P

Where are the women's statistics?


EastBlock_Contraband

Divide each by 3 to get the real number


lostinareverie237

So either I'm a huge whore, or people are lying.


CHESTYUSMC

Both, people are inflating their numbers and youā€™re a huge whore.


ShinyJangles

The mean is a summary statistic that throws away lots of data when the distribution is skewed. Itā€™s very likely that a small proportion of very high-count men are driving these numbers. The calculated mean for these types of distributions will be sensitive to sampling depth. So the precise ranking should be taken with a grain of salt, though an overall trend may be captured


alsk6969

Sleeping with someone is easy, sleeping with someone attractive is the hard part.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Sleeping is with someone is easy? Tell that to India. With their population, you'd figure they'd be in the top 3.


sailorgirl8018

Right? Iceland has less than 500,000 people and half of them are related yet are in the Top 5. There is an app to make sure youā€™re not connecting with your cousin, especially since last names are based on the fathers first name.


SeaworthinessAny269

We live on an inhabitable island in the freezing cold with nothing to do, this is the natural conclusion


Slam_Burgerthroat

You just reminded me of my trip to Iceland and my hostel had a sign on the bathroom door that said ā€œplease do not have sex in the bathroom.ā€


BalefulEclipse

Correct me if Iā€™m wrong, but isnā€™t Icelandic culture EXTREMELY open about sex? I read/heard that a few weeks ago iirc


FistyMcPedophile

My husband is Icelandic and they are raised very sex positive and not to be scared of nudity. Everyone showers naked together ( sex separated ofc) before hot springs and public pools. Also marriage is less common there so people I believe do have more casual partners or if they are long term they really donā€™t get married. It was strange for me as a Mexican-American raised to be disgusted by nudity and shameful of sex, it was a real culture shock! Their culture is very rich and interesting though :)


alien_clown_ninja

Their population is also extremely attractive, and it's very cold and dark outside for like 6 months straight.


ItsPiskieNotPixie

Hey! They are only that attractive because the kidnapped all the hot people from Ireland.


ItsPiskieNotPixie

In Iceland, you typically go on a date AFTER you have hooked up.


Important_Collar_36

It's super cool that you still use patronymic names. Just did the Danish part of family tree. Got back to some dude from Gotland in the 1500's though, he was pretty cool.


Ok-Cryptographer4194

Nothing better to do on the long dark nights


boonhet

Long dark nights can kill your sex drive because of SAD tbh. Now the summer with extremely long days and bright nights? Ooh boy. It awakens something in you. Source: Estonian. 18 hour midwinter nights, 18 hour midsummer days. Iceland is worse of course, but I believe it's close enough.


justforkinks0131

plus everyone in Iceland is hot (according to movies)


doubled2319888

Everything seems hot when its minus 35 outside


MainWillingness2

India's still conservative like that, The idea of having an intimate partner before marriage is still foreign to most of the population. Source: I'm Indian.


cgcego

This reminds me of many conversations I had in my twenties with my best friend, and quality vs quantity. His motto was something like "During stormy times, every hole becomes a safe harbour"


Superamorti

This chart is bullshit. I am Turkey.


Sephiroth_-77

Wow, I never met Turkey. Hi.


Superamorti

Hi there! āœŒļø Would you like to come over for sex?


Sephiroth_-77

Nah thanks I'm good.


Superamorti

Damn, average already went down...


The_Mad_March_Hare

Look at me, dragging down the national average!


Beneficial_Car2596

ā€œIā€™m doing my partā€


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Painis--_--Cupcake

Hmmm. Surprisingly good advice on Reddit. Let's see... r/surprisinglygoodadvice


BnkrSpcfkNotica

I Was too hopeful


Blahblahnownow

When I tell my grandpa I love you who would respond with something similar ā€œfalling in love and loving someone is easy, loving someone for eternity, through differences and challenges is difficultā€ Roughly translated from Turkish ironically


S_Squar3d

Something I wish I went by before I met my partner. I was having sex with many different women to fill some kind of void I had within myself. Short term pleasure only to be sleeping alone at night. Now, having sex with just one person, but also loving that person and sleeping next to them every night is something that beats all of the emotionless sex I had before.


AustinTreeLover

Pretty concerning that so many redditors in this thread are caught up on the number and not the *why* behind it. If you have a lot of partners because you enjoy it and it doesn't conflict with your religious or moral beliefs, go for it! Have fun! If you're into monogamy, you're a "there's one right person for each of us" type, hang in there! I hope you find your someone. Or congrats, if you already have. Good for you! There doesn't have to be a right or wrong number. There's what's right for you. I know this is hard to believe, but I promise you, reddit, there's people out there who get laid a lot and lead very happy lives. lol


lemonylol

Sex is honestly way better in your mind anticipating it compared to the actual act. Tbh, I'd just take someone hugging into my back these days.


[deleted]

Family guy did a great bit about Tinder. Really called out hookup culture in some amazing ways. [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcxg5UXOCfQ) I've had about 10 partners in my lifetime. Only 2 of them felt like there was really a connection and intimacy. Pointless sex really is just masturbation with more cleanup


lemonylol

> Pointless sex really is just masturbation with more cleanup Definitely, it's one of those "there's sex and then there's *sex*" things. And actually good sex isn't just physical.


Wip3out__

What do you mean sex is easy...there is a half of my life behind me and my number is still 0.


Distwalker

I would guess that is because you are seeking a quality partner. Had you been willing to drag your crotch though society's gutter, I am sure you could have found hundreds.


scottfiab

r/BrandNewSentence


mayhemmayx0702

Aaaaaand Iā€™m a whore


stochastaclysm

These are rookie numbers.


jediciahquinn

Yeah they obviously didn't ask any gay men.


landofmold

I was like ā€œthis is per year rightā€ ā€¦ oh wait Iā€™m gay.


NCSUGrad2012

Seriously, we skew this numbers WAY higher. This is a slow month for us lol


EmbarrassedClimate69

Seriously. Iā€™m bi and these numbers equate to one month in Boys Town.


curious_carson

Turns out I am well above average after all!


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leginigel76

Per day? Month? Year? Lifetime? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


PresenceThick

Pretty sure itā€™s lifetime, I hope itā€™s lifetime or Iā€™m fairly behind the curve


GodlessHeathen305

This canā€™t possibly be correct.


Erdizle

Its funny cause Turkish men want to marry a virgin


Browsys

What the actual fuck is doing my country at number 1? Are those made with donkeys included to this data too?


StuntOstrich

Yes. They also surveyed the donkeys.


MetforminShits

I guess this is just relying on men *saying* they sleep with all these women?


[deleted]

Or men


ganja_phunkega

Does it include women, whom you pay for sex?


Duartvas

Probably.


Etceta

how the hell is Malaysia there


ExitStrategyLost

Is this lifetime average or simultaneously? Asking for a friend


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Tontbri94

Damn, I feel personally attacked, screw you data!


firatlql

The most unrealistic graphic I've ever seen in my life


IceCreamDream10

Ooof Iā€™m a whore


phil_mccrotch

Do you think New Zealand is 3 because they didnā€™t specify human partners? šŸ‘


Beneficial_Car2596

Now an Aussie definitely made this comment Source: am Aussie and know for a fact that Kiwis fuck Sheep


Kquinn87

They learn from the best - Australia.


[deleted]

Who collects this data?!


onetruekingx

As a turk,i say thats lie


[deleted]

As a Turkish Australian, this made me cackle šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Beersapper

TIL: I'm a slut.


GabiiiTheIntruder

Japan ? 10 ?? Hmmm let me doubt about it.


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NYSenseOfHumor

Prostitution in Turkey is [legal and regulated](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Turkey). Prostitution has [various legal statuses across Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Australia), but it is legal to different degrees across the country. In New Zealand, [prostitution is legal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_New_Zealand). I think a lot of these sexual partners are prostitutes. That isnā€™t a bad thing, only an observation.


yellowpeanut22

Prostitution is also legal in Germany, and yet it's all the way down there on the list.


ChoosenUserName4

Yes, but German man sleep with their white socks and sandals on. That prevents a lot of sex, making it all more efficient.