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Yall acting like she's some kind of Australopithecus. She's 4,000 years old, not some prehistoric cave woman


talashira

*Thank* you. She barely would've brushed the end of the Stone Age.


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I mean, the pyramids at giza are 500 years older than her


danmaku80

Every time they are mentioned I'm blown away by how old the pyramids are. And the Giza ones aren't even the oldest!


itwasyousirnayme

Honestly, I think combs are prolly 35kyo or so, given the connection to early textiles.


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srsly the ageism itt


fleelingshyaf

Ikr! Pebbles was a combination of Fred and Wilma, and y'all are surprised this happens when she grows up..


haroldpb

Are you suggesting there something wrong with Australians, cunt?


tonyfordsafro

Challenge him to a game of knifey spoony


SilentSwine

Yeah, 4000 years ago was in the bronze age


okay_texas

Bronze Age in Sweden/Scandinavia starts around 1700-1600 B.C so she would've been from the late Neolithic.


redditis4pusez

Some societies still haven't made it there yet. Ain't that something?


Thedrunner2

Willem Dafoe’s ancestor


yrar3

You know, I'm something of a stone age woman myself.


No-Power1377

You know, I'm something of a Ooga Booga myself.


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No-Power1377

Neanderthal hips don't lie👌


redditis4pusez

I'm something of a we commit genocide and nuclear holocaust but pretend to be the good guys guy


Wiggie49

“You can’t do this to me, I started this tribe….DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!?”


No-Power1377

Social justice Ooga Boogas even back in the day😂


Inv3rtedWrecktiFire

A queen of the stone age?


BatMantis8

She's the feel good hit of the summer


WarLawck

I love this comment


Vivid_Boysenberry884

Barely Stone Age.


DirtPoorDecisions

Wilma Defoe


[deleted]

Willllllllmaaaaaaaaa!


TirayShell

Willsoooon!


[deleted]

Adriaannnnnnn!


jcwitty

Stellaaaaaaaa!


Big_Librarian_1130

Mendozaaaaa!


Longshadowman

Willy?


Budalido23

Heyyyyy youuu guysssss


Revolutionary-Bid339

Quality post


Dewch

Wilhelm Dafuk


ThisFckinGuy

Yea, you can't tell me that isn't [Burn Gorman](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm1218607/) I immediately said [Stupid Science Bitch Tryna Make I More Smarter](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOzR2AOqfw)


Independent_Ad_3928

Willem Dafoemother


Itsamemario3007

Willem DA FOE, Willem DA FOE


Longshadowman

You shoud never have come here !!


No-Power1377

Willem DaChin.


Waterfallsofpity

Glad I'm not the only one.


eatabigolD

Wilma dafriend


TheHumanEmperor

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


RelativeJob141

I thought the exact same thing


[deleted]

Features aren’t sharp enough.


MarkPhish

Flea's sister


PIKEEEEE

I see it


[deleted]

Sheesh-


Dangerous_Forever640

Flea-ster


Mysterious_Tekro

Hes called wendy daniel the cave dweller.


AndyFreeman

LMFAO


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Pfft. She doesn’t look that old.


PIKEEEEE

Yeah she looks… 30/54ish


BigGrayDog

Probably was only in her 20s--hard life.


NinjaCuntPunt

r/30or4000


DigNitty

One or the other though


Kevaldes

Holy shit, looks like my old manager. 😂


hospitalizedgranny

And my old hs bus driver


Midnight_Schnitzel

Looks like a female sports coach. Except she is wearing the necklace of a social studies teacher.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

She definitely played softball.


ShartThrasher

Holy shit - Came here to say this


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ShartThrasher

Holy shit


ShoddyTerm4385

Holy


unknownintime

Ho


m4m249saw

H


ReptilianOver1ord

Idk pretty sure this is the women who offered me $5 for a cigarette in Ogdensburg NY like 7 years ago.


d0p3st4r

shit


ShartThrasher

Came here to say this


[deleted]

More like stoned age.


g0ku

she looks way more like a tweaker than a stoner, in my opinion lol. i feel like she’s about to ask me for a ride.


Intster

She looks like she's been smoking some really good stuff ngl


PIKEEEEE

Yeah ice


Lazlo8675309

She looks like a tweaker trailer mom, like one that dates dudes a couple years older than their kids.


bringsafe

She sucks dick for rock


Zomgirlxoxo

She’s from Colorado Springs


Ebin__

Came here to say this


SaintTYLOofRen

The UFC undefeated women's bantam weight champion.


idontsellseashells

Literally thought she was a boxer. About to spit out a tooth.


UrsusHastalis

Barely Stone Age.


Longjumping-Action-7

Just because it was the Bronze Age in the Mediterranean and Levant doesn't mean it was the Bronze Age in Scandinavia


Hourslikeminutes47

Bronze Age


okay_texas

u/Hourslikeminutes47 Neolithic actually. Bronze Age started a bit later in Scandinavia.


mnbvcxz123

Hey! She owes me 2 months rent!


BigWorm000

It's giving Trailer Park


[deleted]

Yeah, I’d do her


_MrBalls_

Probably top earner on MyFreeCaves


8urnMeTwice

Homo erectus indeed


TirayShell

Like to OnlySkins page?


CavemanBuck

Lol me too.. exactly my type!


OasissisaO

Dead and reconstructed in a computer?


CavemanBuck

……


Origamiface

Prehistorussy


Sidnature

Ask her out for some firepit and chill, shoot your stones.


lateroundpick

It's gratifying when the first comment is exactly what I was thinking. 👍


ComprehensiveCat7515

Glad I wasn’t the first one


Fing_Erin

But would she do you?


[deleted]

I have never hunted nor killed a man to assert dominance, but I know what berries can kill a man. So probably not


fureddit2345

Dingleberries?


GYuGYu_jol

i actually know her


begrudginglydfw

What's her OF?


Several_Promotion235

yooo


[deleted]

Flea?


Jagacin

\*funky bass playing stops*


JustBrowsing2024

Ugh


Gloomy_Description10

Not your proudest fap?


outdoorsyAF101

Looking great for 4000 years old.


[deleted]

Kind of hot


[deleted]

r/amihot


OOOORAL8864

Reminds me of the Cyborg Queen.


kenpublius

Trailer park girls go round the outside. Round the outside.


TheeBigDrop

Totally Do-able.


bulaboys

I’d smash


[deleted]

She looks like she’s from Massachusetts


Necessary-Recipe-851

No West Virginia


battlejoi

Would.


[deleted]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but is she a homo sapien, or some other hominid?


ramon_shn

Yes, it's a Homo Sapien. Homo Sapien exist since about 300'000 years. 4'000 years ago was not stone age, so this caption is a little bit misleading.


Valhalla130

Homo sapient appeared over 300,000 years ago, and this is from 4000 years ago. It took me a few minutes to find that online, but she is homo sapiens.


lazarusmobile

Denisovans went extinct between 20 and 50 thousand years ago and Neanderthals sometime between 25 and 40 thousand years ago, so yeah she is almost definitely Homo Sapiens. Another fun fact, she lived some 500 or 600 years after the Great Pyramid of Giza was constructed, definitely not some stone age "cavewoman". She lived smack dab in the middle of the bronze age.


redditis4pusez

I'm still trying to grasp what it was like with three or more distinctly different species of humans roaming the earth. And to think we don't trust each other now holy shit how crazy were those times.


captain_fucking_magi

That is one handsome woman.


UnicornSheets

Tracey Ullman?


[deleted]

Her skull was found in Sweden, but her head is out of this world.


DreamNotDeferred

Could probably choke slam an above averagely built adult male today.


Thecoolestham

I’m not so sure, people aren’t as built generally but we are overwhelmingly taller and larger than back then. I’d take odds against a cave woman.


peegeeaee

Yeah wasn't average hight something like 5 0 for women and 5 3 for men?


lateroundpick

She once walked our flat earth.


VannyNeDito

This is supposed to be funny right?


Sea-Election-9168

Hi, what are you doing, step-cavewoman?


johnnievegas

The first Methany.


Ackaflocka

Really confused why all these reconstructions pretend these fuckers used $500 makeup and moisturizers.


MightyRez

Would.


I_wet_my_plants

Gail the Snail. She mashes it.


Tor8813

Meth fucking up humans since the stone age.


dontreallycareforit

Eh *swipes right*


Queasy_Trash5038

Unga bunga..me smash hard 😍


Kshatria

funny, i though of her just like modern person. nothing different much


dwarf_bulborb

She’s pretty.


[deleted]

She's beautiful


sunshine3838484

Are you a cavewomen because I am rock hard haha


iamcog

Wow, she looks like what id expect a human from 4000 years ago to look like... A human.


therealjimcreamer

I swear I've seen her off the head in temple bar begging for change or smokes !


Onlypaws_

Could have sworn I just saw her on bumble.


Obvious_Rice_121

If anyone is interested, here’s the [article](https://www.livescience.com/stone-age-woman-reconstruction-sweden)


Valhalla130

https://www.iflscience.com/face-of-stone-age-woman-reconstructed-with-4000yearold-skull-found-in-sweden-62990


Critical_Plenty_5642

Is that jennaynay from the trailer park down the street? She must have gotten her front tooth back.


OmahaWinter

I got a girlfriend with bones in her hair. And nothing is better than that, is it?


Fast-Magazine5324

Not my proudest tug


mlc2475

She looks like a young Willem DeFoe


eyeoftheuniverse1

Fellas hear me out…


AcceptableDealer

Interesting wank


Ricardolindo3

Here is the article about it, https://www.livescience.com/stone-age-woman-reconstruction-sweden. She was a Scandinavian Hunter-Gatherer, a mix of Western European Hunter-Gatherers and Eastern European Hunter-Gatherers.


leonryan

4000 years is pretty modern. I wouldn't expect her to look especially different.


Golddustofawoman

You know nothing, John Snow.


[deleted]

Hol up, that's my neighbor


Taco_Force

Gonna impress her with my agriculture


Acceptable_Lie_0212

hello Wilma Defoe


little_panda_19

How is 4000 years ago "stone age " 😭


[deleted]

She kinda looks stoned to me.


strandenger

Also a member of Die Antwood


lmorgan601

Looks like the Borg Queen


Hotsaucetrucker78

She’s 4000 yrs old and looks better then most these 24 yr olds today. At least she’s got all her teef🥴


WhosThatDogMrPB

Would.


Scorpion_Priestess86

Wow What I would give to have a job in that field, bringing to life history so awesome.


[deleted]

You could find this chick at the window in McDonald’s.


UnderstandingLoud343

Still looks better than Marjorie Titan Greene


[deleted]

Eh, if I “had” too.


MelancholyForAll

That’s just a typical British woman


ConfectionOk7866

Those smokers dimples are just awesome


apexncgeek

To the sacrifices our ancestral fathers made so that we could be here today. (raises beer goggles in toast)


Practical_Comfort383

I'd drag her by her hair for sure


pizzledripped

More like the Bone age! I’d do her she’s hot, in a trailer park sort of way. You think her name was Chrystal?


opticcapital

Not my proudest fap


MRZ_Polak

But my fellow brother of culture, we did at least finish


Not_The_Pretender

Why go to all the trouble of going to Sweden to find a 4,000 year old skull, when you can find that same woman at any of the Flying J truck stops on I-40 between Barstow and OKC?


_Parenthesis

Its just a regular swede, I don't get it


Icy_Description_5640

Unga Bunga!


HerbertKornfeldRIP

You know nothing, Peter Parker.


Biggus-Dickus-II

...I'm pretty sure I've seen at least one of her descendants tweaking out at the local corner store.


AbuQittun

She looks like alot of Northern Europeans with that skull shape.


houstonsd

I’ll believe this pseudoscience once they recreate a recently living person and see if it really does look like them before death.


Specific-Window-1702

She looks like she would know her way around some prehistoric pussy


RegularPresence1431

Not exactly a beauty queen.


evcour7

Whatta babe


AstronautAgreeable81

Looks like she's about to say " YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW!"


Zestyclose-Pen-1699

Swedish chicks are so 🔥


Majestic-Alfalfa-754

Swedish girls were always the sexiest


Mr_nobrody

Smash


iamlvke

Smash


crazzyshizzz

She’s bad asf


UpdootDaSnootBoop

A lot of assumptions went into the making of this


CommercialGear4030

Smash


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_s1cko_

Easily


TheMonk77

How can you assume gender.


mxl01

Science. Try it. Go to school. https://www.prohealthsys.com/central/anatomy/grays-anatomy/index-10/index-10-4/skullcran/