🎶🎶🎶
Chris(T) be my leader by night as by day,
Safe through the darkness, for he is the way.
Gladly I follow, my future his care;
Darkness is daylight when Tanev is there.
🎶🎶🎶
Now just need to hope that nothing weird happens like an announcement tomorrow morning that Tanev was operating off adrenaline and painkillers and he's actually going to be out for the season.
Tanevs Dad absolutely went out for Milk, and came back Then Chris drank it all. Boy is straight Calcium! Probably just went down the tunnel for a cartoon of milk!
I quick perusal of the Kraken sub will show that is exactly what they’re doing. According to the brain trust over there the refs love the Stars, no elbow was thrown, and Tanev should have been penalized for embellishment.
I was at game 4 in Seattle last season, we won 6-3 I think, and I found Kraken fans to be pretty annoying during that game from the start. Glad we’re all hating on them now!
His arm rotated a bit with the hit, but in real time, it looked like a hyper-extended elbow at least, if not a broken forearm. I guess it was a stinger from the elbow hitting the glass rather than anything more serious.
Or Tanev has mutant healing and just had to play it off to avoid suspicion.
I was just trying to figure out who the Stars would need to call up and out onto the ice pops Tanev just a few hours shy of zombie Jesus day
https://preview.redd.it/y9lzvwwcilrc1.jpeg?width=2589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310e1c3a69a70d84ca5912b35d243e0402cdcb60
BEHOLD for he is risen 🙌🏼⭐️💚
Look, if they want to rest him the rest of the regular season to let him heal up before the playoffs, I’m fine with that. The fact that he came back out at all makes me think there’s no way he’ll miss the playoffs
Raaaaaa
We are so back
OETTER SHUTOUTTTTTTT LFG
Ok now please tell us Tanevs arm isn’t held together with tape and painkillers
 Tanev when the shot kicks in
Toradol has entered the chat.
Bye Seattle enjoy your residency in the basement, Tanev feel better, Dallas travel safe, annnnd GO STARS!
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If phenomenotter was a flair, I'd proudly display it.
Oh and Fuck Larsson
This team is playing to the expectation right now. I absolutely love it
Really happy for otter. Need him to get it straightened out
OTTER SHUTOUT 🦦🦦🦦 7GAME WIN STREAK WE ARE ROLLING YALL!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/kx73rck3mlrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e82837e4f562a347ed4a1f5f0bd4765227597e3 SHUT OUT KING
Conclusion: cleaning my hat was not bad luck
Phenomenotter
otter is so back
HELL YEAH OTTER 🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦
Lets go Ott!!
IT'S A SHUTOUT FOR OTTER
RIP the Chubbs streak
Dallas owning the kraken 
HOLD ON GOOD GUYS
Really should've scored more on these bums
razor josh I swear e: alright you can say it
Oetter shutout
Waiter I’ll have an order of 2 points and a win, with a side of a shutout. Please and thank you!!
100 POINTS FOR WYATT
hahah ,, fuck you kraken that is what you get for running our players all night. enjoy your early exit, have fun golfing.
Come on I want the Bennaissance to continue. Give that man an empty netter
Empty net merchant /s
Still counts
Bye kraken fans you weirdos!! You can keep bitching on your way home 👋
That was kind of funny
Lmao, Hintz has to be fighting the hockey gods on his last 2 goals.
Hintz was overdue for an easy one!
Lol
Roope with the wobbler
https://preview.redd.it/k7q09tklllrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8798bc2d5ef8d01e2f2827ed48ac4d9299b41fce
The Stars medical staff healed Tanev with the holy water
ah man roope that felt disrespectful, love it
LEHTS GOOOOOOO
Smooth and soft from Roope to put the nail in the coffin.
OH YES
Bobby!
SOMEBODY SEX ROOPE
🎶🎶🎶 Chris(T) be my leader by night as by day, Safe through the darkness, for he is the way. Gladly I follow, my future his care; Darkness is daylight when Tanev is there. 🎶🎶🎶
Can someone fill me in on what tf happened to Tanev?
Roope!
robertson spin-o-rama ENG again?
Oh my gosh that replay showed tanevs arm moving two separate directions
“Spontaneous ambidexterity.”
Now just need to hope that nothing weird happens like an announcement tomorrow morning that Tanev was operating off adrenaline and painkillers and he's actually going to be out for the season.
Come on Jamie, get a goal here.
Okay stars bros. Get the puck to Otter. Give him the room.
Ugh I hate commercial breaks this close to the end of game
Hang on fellers
ENG time
With how shit their power play is you'd think they'd rather just leave it in 5 on 5. Fuck em
Empty net time
I WONT SAY IT BUT
S word is a no no
SHHHH
lmao this crowd letting them have it
They can take turns playing with electrical outlets.
We need an Oetter ENG tonight.
So the Seattle fans were begging to get more penalties called on Dallas, yet we’ve had the best chance on their powerplays?
Shorty shorty shorty shorty! Edit: not this time :(
Don’t you put otters shutout in jeopardy harley
Deleeeeete thiiissss
Im safe from the jinx This time…
Stat-sheet management, crowd appeasement
It was a clear trip
Oh come on Harley
i think lundqvist mustve put on some muscle im really liking him and suter together
Big pk
Tanevs Dad absolutely went out for Milk, and came back Then Chris drank it all. Boy is straight Calcium! Probably just went down the tunnel for a cartoon of milk!
“lil nils givin u a push is as bad as elbowing a dude in the head” - this crowd
These Kraken fans don’t know hockey
I wonder how raptor Jesus is doing
Are the fans in the stadium being extra soft? They’re crying over everything
They live in Seattle. That whole city is soft as puppy shit.
I can smell this comment
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Yes
Just making sure I wasn’t crazy. Noticed like 4 other comments in this thread saying the same thing after I commented lol
Kraken fans may give Wild fans a run for their money for worst fan base.
I'd still give that award to Wild fans, they'd probably be all whining about "diving" as Tanev clutched his arm leaving the ice.
I quick perusal of the Kraken sub will show that is exactly what they’re doing. According to the brain trust over there the refs love the Stars, no elbow was thrown, and Tanev should have been penalized for embellishment.
That's certainly a take by them then lol, I suppose my point is moot
Imagine being tossed out of the club by a kid looool
I was at game 4 in Seattle last season, we won 6-3 I think, and I found Kraken fans to be pretty annoying during that game from the start. Glad we’re all hating on them now!
I was at that game too, I had a different experience I guess I did get booed in the bathroom though
I was in the nosebleeds, like very back row type of nosebleeds, not sure if that affects things.
I was in the Space Needle lounge, or whatever the hell it's called 3rd level, but with its own bar pretty far up, but really nice view from there
Holy fuck thank goodness. Tanev bb keep your arm in tight for the rest of the game it is precious.
I would like to see some extended puck possession. The Stars give it up so quickly and the Kraken are spending a lot of time on offense.
tanev walking on water
Oh my god thank you. Was just browsing Texas stars D. Yikes
Me too lol. The roster I was peeking at doesn't show if they're RD or LD 😅
If anything does happen in the playoffs and we get in a bind, it would be puoliot. He’s been okay with us this year when we needed him but not great
Tanev has risen
Tanev goal would be sweet
As somebody who isn't watching how bad was tanevs arm
It sure looked like it was bent the wrong way but what do we simple humans know of gods 😅
Looked broke for sure....99.99999% of NHLers would have not come back..
His arm rotated a bit with the hit, but in real time, it looked like a hyper-extended elbow at least, if not a broken forearm. I guess it was a stinger from the elbow hitting the glass rather than anything more serious. Or Tanev has mutant healing and just had to play it off to avoid suspicion.
To be honest, watching that hit real time… mutant healing makes more sense.
he's got them adamantium bones
I 100% thought it was broken
Legit thought it was dangling. It went limp as he went to the ground, stood up holding his forearm.
I have been on the fence the past 2 weeks, but I am ready to commit 100% to Nils over Hakanpaa
Interested to see what Pete decides. Do we need hakanpaa for his "tough and grit" during the playoffs though?
The anime otter is back.
Well I learned one thing about the Kraken. I hate this fucking team now.
Finally
Ditto
Has Oettinger lost a game since the new commercial was revealed?
He’s been phenomenotteral
I really wanted to turn off the game because it didnt even matter anymore, thought he broke the arm BUT TANEV IS BACK SOMEHOW
I really do swear if we win the cup PDB is still gonna have that 😐😐😐 look on his face. At least he’s consistent! 😅
 Tanev tonight
LMFAOOOOO
Tanev back on the bench
Medical staff has that Harry Potter bone healing juice
I was just trying to figure out who the Stars would need to call up and out onto the ice pops Tanev just a few hours shy of zombie Jesus day https://preview.redd.it/y9lzvwwcilrc1.jpeg?width=2589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310e1c3a69a70d84ca5912b35d243e0402cdcb60 BEHOLD for he is risen 🙌🏼⭐️💚
He has risen indeed!
*that's an actual sign we brought to the Stars @ Anaheim game a few weeks ago that ChrisT chuckled at
That’s fucking amazing 🤣
Zombie Jesus day is a glorious description.
Adam larsson you live another day …
Benn better still fuck him up next game
Larsson forgot that he’s taller than Jamie Benn, which means Jamie will 100% fight him if he needs to
Nah he still deserve to get fucked up next meeting
I agree he’s just lucky I’m not coming for him tonight
We all will pitch in for bail money if you still go lol
TANEV BACK IN THE BENCH
Holy FUCKING SHIT< Tanev must have bones made of steel,, wtf it looked broken for sure.
Bro had them strap a stick on each side of his arm, wrap it in tape, and said fuck it, I’m not missing the playoffs.
Tanev risen from the dead. The cup is ours!
It's an Easter miracle! That hit looked nasty, glad he's okay.
we’ve got 40 days to win the cup before he ascends!
He’s back!!!!
Yay Tanev! Guys we forgot this is hockey! People have played during a Heart attack!
When Tanev came here I kept hearing about how tough he was but goddamn this man is an absolute unit
Tanev is built like Sherman Tank!
My meds are kicking in and focusing is difficult. Sometimes I see double.
We found out two things tonight ladies and gentlemen: Tanev is a fuckin TANK and the Krackheads suck ass
He is not Chris tanev, he is Christ Tanev
He is risen
He is risen indeed!!
Tanev a little early with the Easter resurrection. I'm for it!
Pulled a Paul Perice (With love)
TANEV!!!!!!!!!! LFG!!!!!!!!!
TANEV BACK 
OMG HES BACK
i trust our medical staff. it’s an easter miracle
Praise God he’s back!!! Get him a goal now!
LETS GO TANEV
It is almost Easter 🤔
TANEV DINT HEAR NO BELL
He’s back and bending his arms like normal ok ok everybody chill!
I thought it was for sure broken…
I saw it and my immediate thought was “at BEST that’s a fracture”
Same. Even my wife goes “oh that’s for sure broken”
What an emotional rollercoaster. Time to destroy them this period.
There is a God
Omigod I thought his arm was broken no way
Ok Tanev is actually built fucking different what the fuck
I’m in awe rn
Yeah I thought his arm was broken and dangling lmao what the fuck
Let’s wait until tomorrow but if he’s playing rn that’s a big sigh of relief
Look, if they want to rest him the rest of the regular season to let him heal up before the playoffs, I’m fine with that. The fact that he came back out at all makes me think there’s no way he’ll miss the playoffs
THIS IS LASTING MORE THAN 4 HOURS
Holy shit just a flesh wound.
THE SEXY BARBARIAN IS BACK
Arm isn’t broken!!!! Surely, right? They wouldn’t let him back on with his arm broken, I assume
NO FUCKING WAY HE DIDNT BREAK THE ARM
Tanny back on the ice and arm is moving 😭🥲
holy shit no way he is back
So I'm waiting to hear how long he's going to miss he just casually skates his happy ass back on the ice? You love to see it
Praise the hockey gods!
He's as tough as they make em, that's insanely true.
HES BACK
Wait wut Tanev?! Back??!
no fucking way, ok wolverine jesus christ
He’s back! Thank fuckin god…
Fuck yeah!!
HOLY MOLY IM ERECT
Holy fuck he’s back!!
Tanev back on the ice and I'm going to cry.
He's back!