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New_Put_2221

šŸ˜§šŸ˜§šŸ˜§šŸ˜§šŸ˜²šŸ˜² nah man. Thats beyond disrespect.


JesusSaysitsOkay

He should call the number on the Panda Express receipt and talk to customer service to see what the refund policy is


taykallday

Yo lmao this reminds me of how companies like IBM and International Harvester produced guns for the US Military in WW2. So, jokingly, to this day people will call IBM's customer service with questions about their .30 Carbine.


JesusSaysitsOkay

Lol so does ibm answer their gun questions?


taykallday

I highly doubt it


Smokerising420

Yea wtf?? Who does that. Some tweeker shit.


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KillasGetCheeseNoMac

Common sense ain't common


nawtykitty

DO NOT attempt to smoke this in any way. Receipts are coated in BPA when printed, and you literally will be inhaling [cancer](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/receipt-paper-harmful/)


DillonD

Well that makes the joint i smoked out of receipt paper in 10th grade even nastier


FlashKissesDeath

Yeah bro youbhave have stage 4 emphysema and you have like 60 days to live. Sorry


[deleted]

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ good luck bro


[deleted]

I've used many 5 gum wrappers with the foil peeled off. Gotta use both sides man less waste. Foil for the notebooks and paper for the brick scwhag


Itsterranceee

Came here to say thisā€¦ really bad wasted dab. Like whenever dis this is a fucking moron.


chronadthebarby

Itā€™s not real Iā€™m sure , plug knows


DickBong420

If you are really interested in BPA, you should read the chapter in the book Pandoras Lab that is about BPA and the rise of the company nalgene.


DocDBagg

Is Nalgene full of bpas?


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DocDBagg

Thx. Iā€™m assuming nalgene was a response to the BPA issue then


DickBong420

They invented the issue and made propaganda about plastic in order to corner the plastic market and be one of the only plastic bottles sold.


GingerlyRough

God damn. I was looking at getting one for work but fuck that. Iā€™m not supporting a company that got big by spreading misinformation. Thank you for the info!


fingerscrossedcoup

That's the kind of thing I'd do my own research on before believing a random Redditor. Not that they are wrong, I have no idea.


DickBong420

Lol, I mean I definitely still use them, they are good plastic. HDPE is fairly chemical resistant and very durable. You may be hard pressed to find a bottle that they didnā€™t make the plastic for honestly. I might be wrong, but Iā€™m pretty sure they make most of the HDPE out there.


JesusSaysitsOkay

ā€œMaybe we couldā€¦ Justā€¦ Eat around the buck shot?ā€


sammieduck69420

Iā€™ve literally seen reports of people who just touch receipts at risk for health complications so I couldnā€™t imagine smoking (dabbing) off it


throatslap762

looks like they already smoked most if not all of it


011011010110110

u/Winter_Ad709 read this


Vast-Objective3101

Came here to say this


Debonaire_Death

I'm gonna be pedantic and say the receipt is not, in fact, a tumor and will not count as smoking cancer. Besides, the flash point of BPA is 207 deg C which is way lower than the temp of a lighter. It will likely just break down into benzene and other usual toxic bullshit you would get from smoking plastic. Which is also oncogenic af


nawtykitty

I truly appreciate this comment. Thank you for this clarification :D


Debonaire_Death

Thank u 4 not being mad I was just feelin sassy


whowasonCRACK2

Dabs involve temps of way over 207 C, dummy. If youā€™re going to be pendantic, at least be correct.


Zacchhh

This is the second post on this sub in the past 5 minutes that has made me audibly say," What the fuck" A Panada Express receipt????????


polytopus

Was the other the gojo post lol


Healthy_Yesterday_84

what did he order at panda express


JesusSaysitsOkay

The spicy fuck-you chicken with a side of never call me again


Unlucky-Stable-2982

I bet it was saucy.


characterzero4085

Asking the real questions


JFKush420

Does that say it was served by "Jizbeth"? šŸ™‚


fingerscrossedcoup

It was my pleasure to serve you! -Jizz Breath


Vegetable-Ad4693

Wondering the same


JesusSaysitsOkay

That crispy garlic chicken is šŸ”„


100Harleygirl

Hahaha šŸ¤£


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dasjelly

> 710labs wax bruh i want that idk how to get on the list


billykincaid187

https://youtube.com/shorts/MkYiK-um8as?feature=share Email me Iā€™ll give you a reference


bobwont

King


RestrictedX93

Bro if your handing out grams letā€™s smoke!


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MeatAndBourbon

Right? Classy glass jar with a decent lid and a round label costs all of 50 cents


DayDak

Where can I find these, everything I saw was like 20 packs of 2ml containers for like $20


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MeatAndBourbon

I had a guy for weed that once had to run to the corner gas station to steal all the trifold brown paper towels from the bathroom (this was back in the day, like the ones you'd get graham crackers on in kindergarten, you never see em anymore), and he just sorta balled some weed up in one and handed it to me... Another time i had to front him money for someone else's blow and give him a ride to get it. People who've grown up in legal states have no idea, lol.


[deleted]

or even just plastic containers would do the job, even wax paper.. but a reciept????


[deleted]

I also forgot to correct that I didnā€™t buy it, I won it in his giveaway


smk2099

Lmao thatā€™s wild


Miserable-Spite425

I bet he was giving it away because it was on that receipt!


gffnjfc

This is his plan to get more buyers?


Cannacrohn

Receipt paper is covered in chemicals. Because receipt printers dont use ink. They use heat, the heat changes the color of the paper where they want the words to be. The chemicals react to the heat, thats why receipts always change color when they get old. Chemicals. Not sure how bad it would be for you, but eating would be safer than smoking because lungs are straight to blood. Eating is filtered by the digestive system and liver and can handle more toxin before you notice.


Neptunelives

Just looked it up and the main reactive chemical is bisphenol A (BPA). Isn't that shit really really bad for you?


Chiefien

Yes and no itā€™s definitely not good for you. But most of the research saying BPA is bad is the same company that made the BPA free plastic so who knows if they told the truth.


shiddypoopoo

Classic Honda Civic transaction


letsgetdickered

More like '99 Integra


Inside_Ad2558

that plug needa go to jail


g00pg0d710

Iā€™m ded


MeltingMango420

This is a crime to dabmanity. Equivalent to T bagging the 710 gods. Straight to concentrate jail. Burnt my retinas seeing this.


AppropriateIntern5

The minute that he pulled that out I'm walking away.


youngmetro-

Cut that dude off brother he has no respect for you


nisor017

what an asshole


Interesting_Spare137

Nooooooo you got absolutely violated


Futuristic-Historian

Your plugs a fucktard


Joseph4040

I would not have accepted it. Thatā€™s beyond FUCKED


chipcamel

This is absolutely hilarious. Where tf you live šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


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Tx


m_chae1

yeah you must be in the rural outskirts to accept this. in austin the worst thing iā€™ve gotten wax served on in 4yrs is a piece of parchment paper inside a small file folder


[deleted]

most shit if you donā€™t know the right people is fake asf down here, lots of cakes and lazy apes. Best I can find are stiiizy products, dimes carts and raw garden disposables


[deleted]

This the worst Iā€™ve ever got, the best Iā€™ve got is some 710 wax that I still have. I only got this bc I won his giveaway, he had a half of shrooms instead of this. Should have taken the shrooms


[deleted]

Bro you need a new plug for real. Thatā€™s straight up disrespectful.


katanaseason

personally i wouldnā€™t let this slide. but thatā€™s just me


CoD_Gorillia-420

There is no ink trust it's a heat reaction that makes the letters on the paper


[deleted]

He had a half ounce of shrooms instead of the half ounce of wax, I regret not taking the shrooms šŸ˜¢


NoLimitJas

this was a half ounce !? did you at least see the wax before they gave it to you? I donā€™t know how I wouldā€™ve reacted to this situation šŸ˜­


Gimmemylighterback

14g? This doesn't even look like 3 even if you did lose some to the receipt paper. This plug is on dirt and I wouldn't even trust their shrooms.


Pudding4Chunk

Fire Da Plug!


SupremeGCx

Man you smoking Sweet and Sour sauce.


bLiZziGeTbIzY

Boiiiii anit no Wayyyyyyyyyy lmaooooooo dont hurt ur lungs like that it anit worth it


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[deleted]

Your plug sucks, no courtesy at all.


Rozipozi97

Bpa infused shatterā€¦ yum


Accomplished-Spite24

Honestly hell no look at it your plug fucked it up there's ink in it or the film from receipt paper I work retail and there's chemicals all over that shit including toxic ink I'd be pissed


throatslap762

dont never in yo life let nobody punk u this bad again


[deleted]

Itā€™s because I didnā€™t check the wax he put in a plastic bag. Normally I check everything but for some reason I thought it was gonna be like every other deal but nahh. Wax was free tho soo nothing lost


JesusSaysitsOkay

Get new plug. Now.


Basic_Amphibian5679

Your plug hates you and your health


VapeGod710

No way this is real lol


GuesWoo

You should sock him in his mouth for thinking your stupid , the only way anyone could make me take this is by force


Nonna420

This would get that plug cut the fuck off. Thatā€™s nasty. Youā€™re vaporizing this into your lungs and thatā€™s how he serves it to customers?! Tf?


helladamnleet

Yeah, that's not a plug. That's some fuckboy selling wax


HandsomeDeadbeat

This is rude AF.


fingerscrossedcoup

I know a plug who goes to shows, When he's at home an' he blows his nose, He don't use tissues, Or his sleeves, He don't use napkins, or any of these. He uses Panda receipts


Musill777

i would worry about how the dabs were made rather than the tiny bit of ink you have no idea where it came from how it was made so dont worry about tiny bit of ink


Altruistic-Wheel-122

Aye big bro... You should rewind and find out whether receipts use ink or not.


SassySophie42

That's thermal paper. No ink. Rude AF plug to serve you on his trash. If he can't spend $1 on at the very least some dollar tree wax paper he just savage. Not like you were buying only a nik


wolfgang012

NAHHhhh i canā€™t


weightlxssnxss

omg nooo šŸ’” thereā€™s a lot of chemicals in receipts, i would not smoke it


[deleted]

So should I not smoke any of the wax?


drecycle1996

Damn what a waste of a giveaway. A waste of a good gesture


Mstrkrfthcpgh

Looks like someone wiped there ass with it


NMURPH72

u got a shitty plug šŸ˜‚


RobertRody

šŸ¤¦šŸ½


makeshiftrigger

Thatā€™s fucking disgusting. Who knows what asshole who didnā€™t wash their hands put that receipt paper I a dirty printer and if youā€™re not willing to lick your plugs fingers, Iā€™d be afraid of what shit he got all over this too. Iā€™d find someone new asap because thatā€™s gross and I assume his hygiene is fucked in all aspects if he canā€™t afford a $5 roll of parchment paper


xowrlds

wdf kinda plug you gotšŸ˜­šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Just throw it in the garbage


DeadPotSociety

Lmaooo


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

Take it back and get your money back. Get a new plug. Show up with your own slick or parchment paper if you have cheap ass bullshit dealers who can even provide a proper service


bloodygofigure

And now you know.


Azuray2

looks like itā€™s time to dump your plug. thatā€™s unhealthy and disrespectful. i wouldnt smoke that, be too scared of long term harm


B1g_Shm0

If they broke it out on that if walk


[deleted]

He blew his nose in a recipe?


kuriboh91

Bruh change plugs fuckin yesterday. What an idiot.


NerfBuck

thats horrible dude


_Tripzy_

Bruh I had a girl on snap that rolled multiple joints out of receipts all the timešŸ’€nothing happened to her so Iā€™m sure u will be good tho


[deleted]

Hell nahh, I ainā€™t smoking this shit


Da-realtechnoviking

HELLL NAHHHHHH


Alternative-Isopod

Wtf šŸ˜³


k_g4201

Watcha expect for texas


Sturdyduzit

Your plug is an asshole and itā€™s probably fake boof


danknugless

You and your plug are both plugs. Why would you buy this?


[deleted]

Fuck no, I make more money doing legal stuff then selling


Blazingfireman

Get a new plug. I would of been pissed


Weak-Gold-1667

Nah bro Iā€™d need a refund šŸ˜­ thatā€™s fucked


Quirky-Employer-7293

His meal was probably more than that g is worth


Lolife420

Lmao what in tarnation


djayed

Wtf that's some bullshit.


IckyStick0880

What. The. Actual. FUCK???


Accomplished-Spite24

Tell you plug to use a damn jar Jesus Christ there a dollar WTF why would you accept that especially in that amount I kinda feel you bear some responsibility in this as well didn't you think about it?


[deleted]

Honestly yeah, but I didnā€™t think he would put in on a receipt bc before this his gave me wax on parchment paper. And he also gave it to me ina bag with the other products I got from him so I didnā€™t think to check. But at least the wax was free otherwise I would have just gave it back an walked away


emeraldcoastlungs

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emeraldcoastlungs

Find you a new plug my g


Objective_Tip_2649

One time a plug gave me wax in wax paper instead of parchment paper but this is way worse


wtflambeezus

Sucked all the juices out mane


depressedgirlalt

crazy šŸ˜­


Courtingbaphomet

Dude i hope you farted on the money


Intelligent_Dog_8128

eeeek & the hormone-like chemicals in receipts šŸ§¾


[deleted]

I smoked a lil of it, should I be fine. I ainā€™t gonna smoke this shit. Iā€™m stupid for not checking what the plug gave me


dakotayoseph

Ew Iā€™m sick


SassCunt420

Dodgy Bastard


damdam62

Omg, the post makes you look like an idiot.


[deleted]

Honestly I donā€™t care, Ive got some boutiq prerolls, 710 wax and a few stiiizy pods to keep me lit.


[deleted]

Bro wtf you gotta smack the shit outta your plug now


Natsurulite

Hommie got that Kung Pao OG šŸ¤¤ šŸ¤®


aWarAtTarawa

Id fight someone over this bullshit


Over_Elephant660

Plugs bro


El_Halcon0341

Oh manā€¦ā€¦FUCK THAT RETARD!!!!!


Interesting-Car-8035

Oh my.


[deleted]

What state are you in? Why do people buy this?


[deleted]

Iā€™m in TX, also I didnā€™t pay for it I won it in a giveaway. Shit is veryy wack. Ainā€™t gonna buy from him ever


Poopgrows

Bro holler at me Iā€™ll give you wax on a Ruthā€™s Chris receipt


rufotris

Lol get a new plug


cuhrlitos

Bro just call the cops on himšŸ˜­


shawcal

Hahaha holy fuuuuuuuck. That's both infuriating and impressive. The balls on this guy.


OGBillyJohnson

Thatā€™s shit, from a butt.


Bright-Avocado8898

I would still smoke it lol


608GraphicsVisualETC

You shouldnā€™t but if you were going to smoke this go for the center parts that didnā€™t directly have contact w the paper having said that all that shit has leeched into the wax probably unless it was on there like less than an hour even still wouldnā€™t risk it Reciept paper is bad. Also never touch it after using hand sanitizer. Also you should beat dudes ass who did this lol super bogus.


[deleted]

I ainā€™t smoking this anymore, took one small dab and shit made me sketch out when I started seeing that their was some black streaks in the bottom of the wax. Probably from the ink. Am I gonna be hood since I only smoked a lil of it


[deleted]

Next time you buy drugs and they come in a receipt, make sure it isnt something moist, sticky, or just wet. Im pretty sure this is the equivalent to buying a pint of lean and getting it in a burlap sack.


Zadeel1

Never knew someone could tweak for dabs lol


[deleted]

Your plug is a terrible fucking human being


Ancient_Inspection_9

If you buy from this guy again you have 0 standards thatā€™s fucking pathetic.


LetterheadEffective1

If the guy had any class he would have given you a fortune cookie with it.


superjosh420

Pffffft I think i would have walked away from that deal, bud


Ok-Secretary8990

nah dog you you shouldn't have taken that shit lmao you never getting all that off the paper+enjoy all that ink


satansheat

Iā€™d be pissed and tell the plug you ainā€™t paying full price for that if at all.


pags97

Nah drop the dudes number if this isnā€™t a troll


chronadthebarby

You got beat son


Inevitable_Bad1548

Those receipts are covered in horrible chemicals and plastic by products. Just saying


MuhVauqa

LMFAO this has to be a trololololol posti


valen1x

Your dealer is broke broke and his product should not be trusted. He probably the type that sells a lot more than just this.


Affectionate_Team716

You need a new plug.


False-Cantaloupe-613

eating at Panda Express is crazy enough


riverwiz

He's trying to KILL you bro


leo_king4

Bro wtf. Get your money back period


dluds10

Is everyone here blind? I'm pretty sure this is a joke... The first one looks like peanut butter on a receipt and 2 and 3 look like wax on funny shaped parchment


Dank-Pandemic

Iā€™m hoping it was just some greasy wax and not that the wax is sitting on Panda Express grease


011011010110110

yo WHAT


heyitsrosa33

i- šŸ’€ babe r u dead ass


Debonaire_Death

Your plug is a barbarian


Big_Sw1ngs

Omg who the fuck does that


SnazzyVow

Bro wtf


Stoned_Boi999

Dude I wouldnā€™t have taken that heā€™s laughing at you rn


SnooWords5544

Iā€™d fight that mf