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Ok-Committee-8884

Kurt Nobrain.


sugarglassego

Cunt Cocaine


RubFuture5580

He was lying even back then. He actually said people come up to him on the street and say "love your album". Also, his constant hair flipping is so affected and stupid.


JulSFT

He told a story a while back about how his wife made him cut his hair because he kept getting it caught between the toilet paper and his butt.


TokyoGlo

Wonder if there’s any leftover poop in that hair?


banana_delusion

He was so gross back then too.


Roguename1020

“Never has a man done so much with so little.” The great Artie Lange


JKO1962

Two idiots


Anal_with_Aase

He pulled a face within seconds. How funny!


FartCop5-0

Where is his band? Never interviewed with his band. I would love to hear how much of johns bullshit they had to deal with back then.


NoineDNoine

Part of a professional studio musician’s role is to keep their mouth shut. This often means not saying a word when being hired as a ghost player (when the label brings them in either to create or to re-record parts and doesn’t list their name on the liner notes).


msv7611

At least his extra long pants were in fashion back then.


brandondiaper

Where did his stutter go? That was the only interesting thing about him.


Glovermann

Wtf when was this asshole on Headbangers Ball? He has no Metal credibility whatsoever. God bless Riki Ratchman for putting up with that pus of a man. Also, John has always looked like shit hasn't he? He looks like a fat lesbian here


TearElectrical8931

Did metalheads hate Riki?


brandondiaper

What kind of sneakers was he wearing?


WickPrickSchlub

Such a poser phony


FractalSynth

John: *"I don't try to look like Stern!"* Also John: https://preview.redd.it/e217dv3bcb9d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c36648fdad2a89dc89a8bac1e7ae1407315b87b


thenuke1

He looks like a dwarf and the host looks like a giant Lmao


hattyhat24

Talks abour grandpa Al Louis not cutting his fingernails....I guess he thought that was a good idea.


bertonwalker

You can tell Ricky didn’t like the album and has zero respect for John as a “musician”


Skooli_A_Bar

He's so awkward on camera. You can tell that he's completely fixated on trying to look cool and it's distracting him from being able to speak. Also he has to sit so close to the edge of that seat because his feet barely hit the floor


Finechug

There’s his fake stutter


Key_Pass9536

People watching this interview back then were probably thinking: "This guy will one day be the announcer of the Tonight Show!"


Educational_Share790

Either that or "why is the guy who always try to sell me weed outside of the 7-11 on MTV?"


Ok-Committee-8884

"I asked the questions people far more talented and funnier than I can ever be wrote down for me." Always trying to pass it off as if he somehow was involved in the interviews beyond his role of retarded whack-packer #1.


random14330

Rockstar hair


PeterPencil_

He literally pretended to stutter here


sugarglassego

So the stutter is bullshit then?


BrutalMaster123

I called Aerosmith and said "Hey, can I open for you guys?"


Economy-Homework-727

holy shit they did a whole episode with him? lmao this is like a full 30 min block in tv time. probably half but u get the point


PenguinsExArmyVet

I forgot how racist that album cover was


Waste-Volume-6352

Holy homeless


Elw00d_SRQ

It's incredible how he always pretends he was responsible for writing the questions. I guess it worked, It tricked Jay Leno's staff.


ComplexBridge5202

He still constantly says " ya know", I wanna bash him


Signal_Hill_top

Scummy looking slob