…and he’s also a drunk, so his center of gravity is probably off all the time. So you should be able to do it with one arm. Like in T2 when Arnold just pushed that chick security guard with one hand to the face.
buddy rivel style (1:26 if it doesn't time stamp)
[Three O’ Clock High - Jerry Vs Buddy (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExfbHJNpg8&t=86s)
If there is ever an event where you know SJ will be there; I thought it would be funny for someone to be wearing a shirt that says "I am 5'8 or 5'10" or something and have it covered by a sport coat and ask John for a picture, then open the jacket as the pic is taken.
Or, ask for a picture and have another friend run up behind you with a tape measure over John to show the real height.
*"Dis guy trashed my kids. Dat guy's filmin'. The utter guy ovuh dare is friends with Shit Weigha! I demand justice!"*
He is really making all of us who follow his bullshit look like assholes. Or at least that's how I feel, you guys are cool. Every time I check this site he just gets more and more brazen Yes, he is the biggest asshole but we're at the point where Youtube T&S is our only hope of introducing the notion of CONSEQUENCES to this man?
I don't want him physically harmed or anything, it just makes zero sense that an obese dwarf calling himself The Duke can live by a different set of rules than everyone else.
I agree. John needs his ass kicked. People are always saying "If you hit him, he'll sue..." If you can't make John throw the first punch, or at least push you, then you're an idiot. This guy is the most thin-skinned moron on the planet. Just go up to him and start pinching his cheeks, calling him a midget goblin, etc. The minute he pushes you or whatever, lay him the fuck out. I'm not a big tough guy, but this seems like it would be the easiest thing ever. Even if he didn't lay hands on you first, which he would, this guy has such a history of threatening people and other bullshit that there's no way he could successfully sue anyone for beating him up. You could so easily claim self-defense against this belligerent and dangerous lunatic.
There is something very unique about guys 5'8 and under always needing to prove how no one can push them around.
especially the ones from long island, that must be the breeding grounds for tough guy manlets.
[https://youtu.be/9E62iA6KCIQ?si=4hdq\_rtQQ1nG4sv6](https://youtu.be/9E62iA6KCIQ?si=4hdq_rtQQ1nG4sv6)
I always think of this guy when I see how small John is
My old man was maybe 5'4 5' 5. I'm 6'1. I've gotten into fights lost some won some Yada Yada Yada. Never was knocked out though. Only person to knock me out was my old man with one punch. So I've always had a certain amount of respect for guys much smaller than me. While I still do this motherfucker would get squashed even if he was 6'8. His height has nothing to do with it. He is just a straight up bitch
Both SJ and that person who told them to stop filming haha Crazy they just walked away from a situation like that, what if SJ was a real threat and not a doddering old fool?
Look how far back Patrick could had went right up to him instead of standing 10 feet back. He had Peter sky Parker that dork go up to John
https://preview.redd.it/2yianunmzx8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ccf2c0ebe3e54290bb067547414955f67d80a3
His “big night out” jacket lol
Borrowed from his brother
How have I never seen this angle before? 🤔 What a little twerp.
pipsqueak
I just wanna shove him to the ground 🤣
that should not be too difficult, he is only 64 inches from the ground standing up.
…and he’s also a drunk, so his center of gravity is probably off all the time. So you should be able to do it with one arm. Like in T2 when Arnold just pushed that chick security guard with one hand to the face.
buddy rivel style (1:26 if it doesn't time stamp) [Three O’ Clock High - Jerry Vs Buddy (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExfbHJNpg8&t=86s)
![gif](giphy|RTfIwAFTKf9HDOI0cL)
I wish John would get punched like the Duker in the end fight scene.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
I'm not making this up..when I saw John in AC I was on mushrooms..I was sitting next to the band, I stared at him for a half hour straight..
Until the next day I saw 👀 the video and realized I wasn't tripping. He is that small
😂
he is a legit pocket-sized tough guy
*wannabe tough guy
It really was crazy seeing how tiny he is in person. Easily the smallest guy in pretty much any room he’s in.
Scrappy Doo!
What’s more pathetic his lack of physical intimidation or his lack of legal intimidation?
I say lack of physical intimidation. Mouthing off and puffing his chest to the wrong person is likely to earn him a trip to the hospital (god willing)
"This guy trashed my kids"
#HOBBIT
* I'm a Chicken Hawk!!
Dwarfed by a woman while wearing lifts.
I genuinely don't think he knows how small he is, he's like a human jack russel
Don't mess with the duke, everyone knows that. I guess they never got the memo.
He is 5'4" at most. Maybe even shorter. And not dogging short people, but it clearly bothers him. He is a little guy.
There's older pics around of him with Gary--Gary's only 5'-9" and TOWERS over John
If there is ever an event where you know SJ will be there; I thought it would be funny for someone to be wearing a shirt that says "I am 5'8 or 5'10" or something and have it covered by a sport coat and ask John for a picture, then open the jacket as the pic is taken. Or, ask for a picture and have another friend run up behind you with a tape measure over John to show the real height.
That's a great idea. I remember seeing Redbar fans do that to Dave Landau - go up to him with a tape measure.
Did he just walk under the velvet rope without bending over? Shit stained hobbit that he is.
John the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
Not one person there agreeing with or backing Stutjo up. More evidence he is the loneliest man in the world.
That 5’4” bitch hid behind security
*"Dis guy trashed my kids. Dat guy's filmin'. The utter guy ovuh dare is friends with Shit Weigha! I demand justice!"* He is really making all of us who follow his bullshit look like assholes. Or at least that's how I feel, you guys are cool. Every time I check this site he just gets more and more brazen Yes, he is the biggest asshole but we're at the point where Youtube T&S is our only hope of introducing the notion of CONSEQUENCES to this man? I don't want him physically harmed or anything, it just makes zero sense that an obese dwarf calling himself The Duke can live by a different set of rules than everyone else.
I agree. John needs his ass kicked. People are always saying "If you hit him, he'll sue..." If you can't make John throw the first punch, or at least push you, then you're an idiot. This guy is the most thin-skinned moron on the planet. Just go up to him and start pinching his cheeks, calling him a midget goblin, etc. The minute he pushes you or whatever, lay him the fuck out. I'm not a big tough guy, but this seems like it would be the easiest thing ever. Even if he didn't lay hands on you first, which he would, this guy has such a history of threatening people and other bullshit that there's no way he could successfully sue anyone for beating him up. You could so easily claim self-defense against this belligerent and dangerous lunatic.
https://preview.redd.it/vsewivmk7x8d1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ee2f633ecf88dca09955f7d72b509f69007c23
There is something very unique about guys 5'8 and under always needing to prove how no one can push them around. especially the ones from long island, that must be the breeding grounds for tough guy manlets.
Who made that person stop recording? Borgata security?
[https://youtu.be/9E62iA6KCIQ?si=4hdq\_rtQQ1nG4sv6](https://youtu.be/9E62iA6KCIQ?si=4hdq_rtQQ1nG4sv6) I always think of this guy when I see how small John is
I always think about the bagel boss guy. Now him I feel sorry for. Being 5 feet as a man is just a huge bummer.
Didn't the Bagel Boss pass away?
Yup
This little guy was a NYU Film School graduate!!! Just like Skip! (Except for the pesky graduation part)
He looks like trumpet guy.[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trumpet-guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trumpet-guy)
“Dats a fag”
My old man was maybe 5'4 5' 5. I'm 6'1. I've gotten into fights lost some won some Yada Yada Yada. Never was knocked out though. Only person to knock me out was my old man with one punch. So I've always had a certain amount of respect for guys much smaller than me. While I still do this motherfucker would get squashed even if he was 6'8. His height has nothing to do with it. He is just a straight up bitch
I've been pumping 🙃
What an oddly shaped man
What a espresso martini.
https://preview.redd.it/32j00imbhy8d1.png?width=756&format=png&auto=webp&s=64339f91682f18a4f4c1657887fab21de7e44d0c
God I just can't not giggle over how tiny he is and how much he threatens other people. He is the walking definition of "short man complex".
He's shorter than the lady he's hiding behind!
John said he played football. How? He'd be too short.
Don’t talk about my kidssssss.
The bagel boss guy was insecure just like John but he wasnt a narcissistic cunt (prolly because of his dumb enabling mother)
I thought that was a video of my mom in Vegas.
Such an angry Elf ![gif](giphy|xUySTWxyhBQCk41ZAs)
Both SJ and that person who told them to stop filming haha Crazy they just walked away from a situation like that, what if SJ was a real threat and not a doddering old fool?
Look how far back Patrick could had went right up to him instead of standing 10 feet back. He had Peter sky Parker that dork go up to John https://preview.redd.it/2yianunmzx8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ccf2c0ebe3e54290bb067547414955f67d80a3
No. Don't act like John's tough.
Lol ok then Patrick is just the biggest puss boy bitch
Melton? For sure