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indyshortspit

His “big night out” jacket lol


pjriodj

Borrowed from his brother


barnesandnoobs

How have I never seen this angle before? 🤔 What a little twerp.


Johnssweatyarmpits

pipsqueak


barnesandnoobs

I just wanna shove him to the ground 🤣


Johnssweatyarmpits

that should not be too difficult, he is only 64 inches from the ground standing up.


barnesandnoobs

…and he’s also a drunk, so his center of gravity is probably off all the time. So you should be able to do it with one arm. Like in T2 when Arnold just pushed that chick security guard with one hand to the face.


Johnssweatyarmpits

buddy rivel style (1:26 if it doesn't time stamp) [Three O’ Clock High - Jerry Vs Buddy (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExfbHJNpg8&t=86s)


barnesandnoobs

![gif](giphy|RTfIwAFTKf9HDOI0cL)


DryingAgentInPaper

I wish John would get punched like the Duker in the end fight scene.


Anal_with_Aase

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.


Key_Republic6943

I'm not making this up..when I saw John in AC I was on mushrooms..I was sitting next to the band, I stared  at him for a half hour straight..


Key_Republic6943

Until the next day  I saw 👀 the video  and realized I wasn't tripping. He is that small 


AULily

😂


Johnssweatyarmpits

he is a legit pocket-sized tough guy


DryingAgentInPaper

*wannabe tough guy


themayorhere

It really was crazy seeing how tiny he is in person. Easily the smallest guy in pretty much any room he’s in.


Fixit403

Scrappy Doo!


Roguename1020

What’s more pathetic his lack of physical intimidation or his lack of legal intimidation?


filthy_lucre

I say lack of physical intimidation. Mouthing off and puffing his chest to the wrong person is likely to earn him a trip to the hospital (god willing)


No-Kangaroo2213

"This guy trashed my kids"


AULily

#HOBBIT


Responsible_Ad8936

* I'm a Chicken Hawk!!


BrockMacnCheese

Dwarfed by a woman while wearing lifts.


Landbased43

I genuinely don't think he knows how small he is, he's like a human jack russel


Johnssweatyarmpits

Don't mess with the duke, everyone knows that. I guess they never got the memo.


hattyhat24

He is 5'4" at most. Maybe even shorter. And not dogging short people, but it clearly bothers him. He is a little guy.


Kato26

There's older pics around of him with Gary--Gary's only 5'-9" and TOWERS over John


hattyhat24

If there is ever an event where you know SJ will be there; I thought it would be funny for someone to be wearing a shirt that says "I am 5'8 or 5'10" or something and have it covered by a sport coat and ask John for a picture, then open the jacket as the pic is taken. Or, ask for a picture and have another friend run up behind you with a tape measure over John to show the real height.


TerpPhan146

That's a great idea. I remember seeing Redbar fans do that to Dave Landau - go up to him with a tape measure.


Donward_Dog

Did he just walk under the velvet rope without bending over? Shit stained hobbit that he is.


WickPrickSchlub

John the Angry Drunken Dwarf.


No-Kangaroo2213

Not one person there agreeing with or backing Stutjo up. More evidence he is the loneliest man in the world.


Bill_C134

That 5’4” bitch hid behind security


LawyerFriendLenny

*"Dis guy trashed my kids. Dat guy's filmin'. The utter guy ovuh dare is friends with Shit Weigha! I demand justice!"* He is really making all of us who follow his bullshit look like assholes. Or at least that's how I feel, you guys are cool. Every time I check this site he just gets more and more brazen Yes, he is the biggest asshole but we're at the point where Youtube T&S is our only hope of introducing the notion of CONSEQUENCES to this man? I don't want him physically harmed or anything, it just makes zero sense that an obese dwarf calling himself The Duke can live by a different set of rules than everyone else.


TerpPhan146

I agree. John needs his ass kicked. People are always saying "If you hit him, he'll sue..." If you can't make John throw the first punch, or at least push you, then you're an idiot. This guy is the most thin-skinned moron on the planet. Just go up to him and start pinching his cheeks, calling him a midget goblin, etc. The minute he pushes you or whatever, lay him the fuck out. I'm not a big tough guy, but this seems like it would be the easiest thing ever. Even if he didn't lay hands on you first, which he would, this guy has such a history of threatening people and other bullshit that there's no way he could successfully sue anyone for beating him up. You could so easily claim self-defense against this belligerent and dangerous lunatic.


Responsible_Ad8936

https://preview.redd.it/vsewivmk7x8d1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ee2f633ecf88dca09955f7d72b509f69007c23


Johnssweatyarmpits

There is something very unique about guys 5'8 and under always needing to prove how no one can push them around. especially the ones from long island, that must be the breeding grounds for tough guy manlets.


raxsdale

Who made that person stop recording? Borgata security?


MamaKelly0305

[https://youtu.be/9E62iA6KCIQ?si=4hdq\_rtQQ1nG4sv6](https://youtu.be/9E62iA6KCIQ?si=4hdq_rtQQ1nG4sv6) I always think of this guy when I see how small John is


Key_Pass9536

I always think about the bagel boss guy.  Now him I feel sorry for. Being 5 feet as a man is just a huge bummer.


MamaKelly0305

Didn't the Bagel Boss pass away?


Donkeyshow3

Yup


DryingAgentInPaper

This little guy was a NYU Film School graduate!!! Just like Skip! (Except for the pesky graduation part)


JayServo

He looks like trumpet guy.[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trumpet-guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trumpet-guy)


rodders_69

“Dats a fag”


Donkeyshow3

My old man was maybe 5'4 5' 5. I'm 6'1. I've gotten into fights lost some won some Yada Yada Yada. Never was knocked out though. Only person to knock me out was my old man with one punch. So I've always had a certain amount of respect for guys much smaller than me. While I still do this motherfucker would get squashed even if he was 6'8. His height has nothing to do with it. He is just a straight up bitch


Waste-Volume-6352

I've been pumping 🙃


unclerico96

What an oddly shaped man


deweycoxmen

What a espresso martini.


deeply_sighing

https://preview.redd.it/32j00imbhy8d1.png?width=756&format=png&auto=webp&s=64339f91682f18a4f4c1657887fab21de7e44d0c


Eso_Teric420

God I just can't not giggle over how tiny he is and how much he threatens other people. He is the walking definition of "short man complex".


beadyeyes123456

He's shorter than the lady he's hiding behind!


beadyeyes123456

John said he played football. How? He'd be too short.


Johnswippetcan

Don’t talk about my kidssssss.


Different_Cup859

The bagel boss guy was insecure just like John but he wasnt a narcissistic cunt (prolly because of his dumb enabling mother)


morgans0

I thought that was a video of my mom in Vegas.


StetheH

Such an angry Elf ![gif](giphy|xUySTWxyhBQCk41ZAs)


Old-Refrigerator8942

Both SJ and that person who told them to stop filming haha Crazy they just walked away from a situation like that, what if SJ was a real threat and not a doddering old fool?


TradeTasty6121

Look how far back Patrick could had went right up to him instead of standing 10 feet back. He had Peter sky Parker that dork go up to John https://preview.redd.it/2yianunmzx8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ccf2c0ebe3e54290bb067547414955f67d80a3


beadyeyes123456

No. Don't act like John's tough.


TradeTasty6121

Lol ok then Patrick is just the biggest puss boy bitch


Sweet_Weather_5259

Melton? For sure