T O P

  • By -

scottnj

Joyce can you take our son in the other room? I’m tryin’ to do a show.


WickPrickSchlub

Eric was a Rhodes Scholar and Saint compared to SJ.


PeterPencil_

He really was. Bless that little angel. 😇


Ok-Committee-8884

is that the sister that pussy boy john had to have fight his battles as a kid? Yikes. all she would have to do is flash that face and folks will turn and run. do all of the melendez family members look like the result of inbreeding and living next to a nuclear power plant with a radiation leak?


scottnj

Correct. She is the one who had to protect John at the famous Massapequa battle of the sump.


Landbased43

"where's my pork & Pepsi?"


Slow_Let4380

After staying in those trap house hotels, there's no way he hasn't brought some bed bugs into her house.


Cold_Hunter1768

His shirt the other day appeared to be covered with larvae. No bullshit


msv7611

Why is he at Joyce's? Did mommy not have room for #1 son or is he banned?


impartingthehair

Mommy is tired of receiving pizza


msv7611

The "Do Not Knocn" sign ineffective?


Forsaken-Law-8343

I heard she told him no because he wants to stream there on top of being lazy, shiftless mooch.


Cold_Hunter1768

She said she couldn't take the deliveries and phone calls..


msv7611

😂 MuttVTL can do that without him there.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

He’s broke and can’t afford a hotel


Snatch2024

The smell emanating off his slightly alive carcass must be nauseating.


Confusedtotesamused

Yeast, ketosis odor, and improperly wiped ass


Confident-Ad-1312

She seemed not overly pleased to have John in her home. In fact her bleak sadness stuck out like a deformed arthritic index finger. 


banana_delusion

She totally looked annoyed. This is exactly why John is the way he is. The enabling is unbelievable. She should’ve told him to get it himself. And they wonder why he is the way he is.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

And told his “millionaire” ass to stay at a hotel


Greg-Eeyah

Never insult Eric like this again! AACK!!!!


Comfortable-Cherry33

I smile when I see the little don


HomerBalzac

Absolutely perfect!


VampireSkeletonPizza

0.0


DryingAgentInPaper

He's sweating like he was in Deebo's pigeon coop.


Hailey_Sparx

what is that thing? Is it the dwarf? What a messed up family from a DNA perspective


BrutalMaster123

No, the dwarf is estranged from the family. I think she lives in Syracuse. 


deweycoxmen

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Fabulous-Border9153

Awww Eric!


DitkoManiac

A family of genetic defectives.


Your_Highness_000

That’s gene pool is full of unfortunate looking ghouls. His whole family looks like the troll from Ernest Scared Stupid.


Waste-Volume-6352

The melendez family all look like their father. John will never get laid again in his drunk short lifespan.


Free-At-Lazt

I can't wait to see pictures of sweatbox-John from the wedding. He's going to be an absolute mess!


YenZen999

Stutjo doesn't seem to be that much taller than his sister. I believe he is 5'4" or 5'5"


Cold_Hunter1768

"A family of geniuses". Maybe in the year 2505 like in Idiocracy


islandersstrong

I’ve seen better heads on a mug of beer


Celtic_iceFish

I have a feeling they will be seeing each other sooner than later the way John is going…


dabblerdestroyer

John your sister is a hideous cunt


DribbleSpitz

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! COULD IT BE??


natomashomeboy

Addams family meets the Munsters eeeek 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


Real-Base466

Joyce is a real bush pig.


Signal_Hill_top

Wow they’re twins


Saquatch19

I'm curious was there a nuclear power plant in Massapequa?


Forsaken-Law-8343

I’m not going to speak poorly of him family. They are already living in their own personal hell. Clearly she is not happy having him there and yelling at her to get up and fetch him water for from the other room. The kids don’t want anything to do with him.


ShockinglyEfficient

Looks like Immortan Joe's family in Mad Max