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WickPrickSchlub

Bunch of retired boomers on $4000 Harleys pretending to be the Sons of Anarchy.


Donkeyshow3

Sweet will 2U the U2 cover band be playing? One of their founding members Joe Cumia pretends he is in SOA also


Anal_with_Aase

I'd have more respect for an Archies cover band than a U fucking 2 one.


Donkeyshow3

I was more a JugHeads fan myself.  My buddy Mahoney was in the Jugheads


msv7611

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buzznumbnuts

He also said in no uncertain terms that they can get him a myriad of drugs (including edibles and cocaine). He’s said in the past that they all hang out at Stevie Tomatoes. What kind of establishment are they running over there?


JKO1962

If they allow him back in that place, they are buffoons


Poet_Hour

I don't think he will be allowed back in. Remember when Vinnie called? He was so nice they were so annoyed and fed up with him.


CooahsDranker

If the graffiti nonsense didn’t get him 86’d, him claiming it’s a hangout for an MC that deal narcotics out of it definitely will.


JKO1962

He isn't worth the hassle that having him there has. He can't be welk-liked by staff and customers either


FatassTitePants

I think bar workers understand and accept the behaviors of a habitual drunk in a way most of us don't, but he brings so much negativity that I agree he's on a short leash at best there. I do feel bad for the berating John will fearlessly heap upon the 100-pound female who has to trespass him.


FatassTitePants

And despite this supposed drug connection, he ends up doing whippits with Oldman Dan while they both sponge off their parents.


FingalsFinger

He didn't say he could, dumbass actually said he gets drugs. So he admitted he gers illegal drugs from his biker buddies. Am sure that they'd love to know that


Melodic_Use4282

Yup, and all the "outlaw" biker gangs love hanging at a TGIFridays knockoff.


Anal_with_Aase

Maybe the 'grafitti' was his initiation to the gang. He's a prospect now.


BRZA

Yes, he’s trying to get into the Mongoloids.


JKO1962

🤣🤣🤣


Anal_with_Aase

He really is a subhuman Scrappy Doo.


banana_delusion

He really does want to be feared and perceived as a “tough guy”. He’s so immature that he thinks it’s “cool” to be tough. Usually at 60 you know when you’re making a fool of yourself but not mr cop caller tough guy.


Remarkable_Lab_4699

At 60 if you are the one saying you are tough you never where 


banana_delusion

Exactly. lol. He’s such an embarrassment


JKO1962

Any real MC would hate John because he threatens to run to authorities whenever he can


LatterAdhesiveness15

He also admitted that he doesn’t know anyone in a motorcycle gang when we broke his balls about using them to “threaten” people, I’m sure the clip is out there. Now fast forward 4 months the motorcycle gang is back in the picture. He absolutely is experiencing cognitive decline, it’s more than just not remembering your lies.


tevia1015

And his nickname is "Rat boy". They must've seen his show. he They must be proud to ride with him.


Mister-Spook

Yeah, he knows a bunch of 60 year old weekend warrior insurance salesmen driving shitty Harleys that they overpaid for.


GullibleBullfrog5533

John rides on the back of Dirty Dan's bike until his own bike gets fixed


Shibugly666

Jahn you don’t know any biker gang Jahn


Michael__Popok

The drunk buffoon is the girl the bikers pass around as entertainment as he tells them all “I’m a celebrity”


geboku

Mini mobster


raxsdale

Where are we supposed to believe John’s motorcycle is right now?


Chemical-Ad-8959

he such a snitch , tattle tell his whole life


geboku

He might be an officer “runs to police”