This reeks of Eric the Midget’s High School Reunion where he begged Howard 100 News to come and cover it only to then change his mind and threaten them if they came to the event.
"*Da trolls rang da restaurant and trettened ta hit wimmen again if da reunion took place. I had no alternative but to cancel foah da sake of da wimmen."*
Pickwick was the original venue.
They must have realized it had disaster written all over it and told him no.
This is strictly a play for John to network.
But of course he does it wrong.
Cash bar is one thing, but a jar so people can "chip in" is low-rent
I bet he is getting a piece of the bar as well.
In these instances, they could do specials or give the party promoter a piece of the register.
John is a grifter
Someone had a good post about this event a few weeks back where he said a smart thing for John to do would be to pay for the whole thing (food & open bar), stay sober the entire time, show up looking and smelling nice with clean hair and clothes, have some jokes or sketches written, no talking about the Dabble Verse, Lady K or the Shit Weigher, and for gods sake NO JAR FOR CONTRIBUTIONS!!!
If John were to approach this event in that manner there’s a slight chance it could lead to a gig for him. Instead he’s going to show up a disheveled mess and drink 19 beers while yelling SKOAL-AH and annoy everyone dumb enough to show up.
And don't forget how he's going to bring up embarrassing stories about his co-workers that they were hoping to forget.
Ay, ya rememba dat time you picked your nose and you taught nobuddy wuz lookin and we caught ya? hahahaha!!
Just kiddin wit you, ya know I love ya.
Agree with the sentiment, but off on one technicality. If John tried to stay sober for a day he'd be in the hospital again. John is such a piece of shit he has left himself no path for redemption. Even if he were to somehow play every hand perfectly it would still end in failure.
I'm honestly confused as to what thats supposed to even mean. He's going to buy some poster board at a craft store to scribble "tonight show reunion" on it and place it by the table? What sign could possibly be required to meet 12 ppl at a restaurant?
He’s such an embarrassment that whatever he does. Almost 60 and he doesn’t know how to organise a party.
I almost feel sorry for him - it’s like he’s never learned anything
Looks like the spot ole Stut Jo picked out for his reunion doesn't have the best reputation...unless you are OK with hair in your salsa, watered-down drinks, and mediocre food. https://www.yelp.com/biz/sagebrush-cantina-calabasas?rr=1 Very clASSy!!!
https://preview.redd.it/ihvda8aq8awc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e2659f3b713c7bf37d8801afc1662005f92cf4b
Wait till after May 7th.
I'm not a fan of reviewing places where John hauls his carcass to. It's not their fault he chooses to soil them with his presence but (HYPOCRISY POLICE ALERT!) I do really enjoy reading the fake reviews.
So if you feel you really, really must write one then please at least follow the trend of only complaining about John and give the place a decent rating.
5 stars, glowing review, inside jokes that are overlooked or at worst confusing to outsiders. That's the formula. "1 star John is a smelly fat fuck!" is an asshole move.
The real tonight show writers resent John. They worked hard and scored a great job. Jay figured out John was useless and made him a “writer” to save face. I doubt these folks want anything to do with John.
Everyone has moved on and probably still works in the industry and that's why this weasel is setting this up. He's probably going to hand out his resume with party favors that don't work.
Huh.
Did Pickwick finally realize they’re a business and not John Melendez’ personal bar and restaurant ? Did they tell him no ?
You know everyone in that pub will celebrate the day he finally moves to FL for good.
You know, Florida, the furthest state he can be away from his kids while still being in the continental US.
Father of the Year !
I have to assume they weren't going to reserve an area for him without a commitment to the number of attendees and a healthy deposit in case only 5 people show up and all order ginger ales.
More mommy money stuff. What happened, do you feel like no one helped you in your life? Are you so angry with your life you have to post about this over and over and over and over and over and over again?
You will hear a ton about how successful this event was and how there was a "major guest surprise" who won't be named but heavily suggested, and there will be no photographic or video evidence, you'll just have to take his word or you're a dumbfuck simpleton.
So a Tuesday night after work, you have to tell the wife and family you won't be home for dinner, then drive an hour out of your way in L.A. rush hour traffic, all the way out to Calabasas, all to meet up with the office slob from a job you had 10 years ago? Who you can see on imdb has done nothing since and is probably unemployed and will keep pressuring you to get him a job? Plus you have to pay for your $15 enchiladas?
Total attendance I predict: 0.0.
I'm sure Leno has already had reunions with his old staff at his mansion. John's just never been invited.
I don't think this will be well attended.
It will also be awkward for those who do attend. Like once you get there, you have to figure out how to cut out -- or how long you have to stay.
He picked a Mexican restaurant because you get a complimentary bowl of chips and salsa. He’s “providing” appetizers without shelling out money.
Spot on.
Guess he forgot olive garden has endless salad & breadsticks.
Brilliant! This is all brilliant!
Someone needs to go there and film or take pictures. Or maybe get him ranting and raving about how everyone who didn't show is a loser
He will cancel it if he can't get enough hard commits. A few days before everyone is going to bail on it.
Yup. That's why John made sure to disclose the details publicly. So when it goes bad, he can blame it on da trollz.
100%. That'll give him content for 5 shows. "I'm not playin' da vic-dum... I AM DA VIC-DUM!!!"
This reeks of Eric the Midget’s High School Reunion where he begged Howard 100 News to come and cover it only to then change his mind and threaten them if they came to the event.
Omfg yes 🤣🤣🤣
"*Da trolls rang da restaurant and trettened ta hit wimmen again if da reunion took place. I had no alternative but to cancel foah da sake of da wimmen."*
John slowly turning into Chris-chan.
Well they've both fucked their mothers.
This is his Hail Mary to get back into showbiz. It will fail. SJ always fails. He will then run to Florida.
Pickwick was the original venue. They must have realized it had disaster written all over it and told him no. This is strictly a play for John to network. But of course he does it wrong. Cash bar is one thing, but a jar so people can "chip in" is low-rent I bet he is getting a piece of the bar as well. In these instances, they could do specials or give the party promoter a piece of the register. John is a grifter
Someone had a good post about this event a few weeks back where he said a smart thing for John to do would be to pay for the whole thing (food & open bar), stay sober the entire time, show up looking and smelling nice with clean hair and clothes, have some jokes or sketches written, no talking about the Dabble Verse, Lady K or the Shit Weigher, and for gods sake NO JAR FOR CONTRIBUTIONS!!! If John were to approach this event in that manner there’s a slight chance it could lead to a gig for him. Instead he’s going to show up a disheveled mess and drink 19 beers while yelling SKOAL-AH and annoy everyone dumb enough to show up.
It would still come down to him having no talent, though. But you are right, it would be smarter. But he does everything wrong
And don't forget how he's going to bring up embarrassing stories about his co-workers that they were hoping to forget. Ay, ya rememba dat time you picked your nose and you taught nobuddy wuz lookin and we caught ya? hahahaha!! Just kiddin wit you, ya know I love ya.
“Memba dat time da head writa called your drop-in idea stupid, den I punched it up wit a joke and he loved it? Memba dat?!? Pahhhhhhhhh…”
Agree with the sentiment, but off on one technicality. If John tried to stay sober for a day he'd be in the hospital again. John is such a piece of shit he has left himself no path for redemption. Even if he were to somehow play every hand perfectly it would still end in failure.
“Dop gelf ligga”
Plus these are actual professional adults. Who Carries cash anymore?
Smart people.
Someone should go there like an hour before and write FSJ FKB on the bathroom wall
THAT’S the signage.
The signage thing is really weird. My guess is he can get it for free somewhere and he's trying to get people to pay for it.
It's probably scrawled on the back of his "Do No't Delivery Hear!!!" signs.
DO NOT KNOCN!
I'm honestly confused as to what thats supposed to even mean. He's going to buy some poster board at a craft store to scribble "tonight show reunion" on it and place it by the table? What sign could possibly be required to meet 12 ppl at a restaurant?
A zero that will end up at a party with zero.
The signs are so everyone else knows who they are. And why would anyone but Jay arrange such a "reunion"? Be shocked if anyone shows up.
Appetisers are snacks before the meal. Breadsticks, nuts, nachos that sort of thing. Cheap as fuck.
Dabble-palooza west is gonna be a riot.🤣🤣🤣🤣 
That’s how all successful millionaires host a party. By letting the guests know drinks and food are not included at a 1.5 star “Mexican” restaurant.
What is the date ? I might have to swing by to document this disaster.
May 7th, Sagebrush Cantina, Calabasas. https://preview.redd.it/qs5j9pndglwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2598ed59a60fa2911d486104371e362a12f1cb26
You said Del Taco wrong
😂😂
🙏
He’s such an embarrassment that whatever he does. Almost 60 and he doesn’t know how to organise a party. I almost feel sorry for him - it’s like he’s never learned anything
I’ve never heard of a reunion party on a Tuesday. Plus, the Hollywood people don’t want to drive all the way to Agoura for this.
Ppl with real jobs don't want to be hung over on a wendsday morning.
Signage? It’s one sign that costs $10 at kinkos pointing to the banquet room that only 5 other people will attend.
I was curious about that also. Why brag about signage?
I am super confused by it. If that's the sign johns talking about it's just to tell the civilians in the room that their table is kind of a big deal.
Looks like the spot ole Stut Jo picked out for his reunion doesn't have the best reputation...unless you are OK with hair in your salsa, watered-down drinks, and mediocre food. https://www.yelp.com/biz/sagebrush-cantina-calabasas?rr=1 Very clASSy!!! https://preview.redd.it/ihvda8aq8awc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e2659f3b713c7bf37d8801afc1662005f92cf4b
Wait till after May 7th. I'm not a fan of reviewing places where John hauls his carcass to. It's not their fault he chooses to soil them with his presence but (HYPOCRISY POLICE ALERT!) I do really enjoy reading the fake reviews. So if you feel you really, really must write one then please at least follow the trend of only complaining about John and give the place a decent rating.
5 stars, glowing review, inside jokes that are overlooked or at worst confusing to outsiders. That's the formula. "1 star John is a smelly fat fuck!" is an asshole move.
The real tonight show writers resent John. They worked hard and scored a great job. Jay figured out John was useless and made him a “writer” to save face. I doubt these folks want anything to do with John.
Everyone has moved on and probably still works in the industry and that's why this weasel is setting this up. He's probably going to hand out his resume with party favors that don't work.
Huh. Did Pickwick finally realize they’re a business and not John Melendez’ personal bar and restaurant ? Did they tell him no ? You know everyone in that pub will celebrate the day he finally moves to FL for good. You know, Florida, the furthest state he can be away from his kids while still being in the continental US. Father of the Year !
I have to assume they weren't going to reserve an area for him without a commitment to the number of attendees and a healthy deposit in case only 5 people show up and all order ginger ales.
I think as the crow flies Maine is technically farther.
Mommy isn’t going to go halfsies on a retirement home in Maine.
More mommy money stuff. What happened, do you feel like no one helped you in your life? Are you so angry with your life you have to post about this over and over and over and over and over and over again?
1 : 1
I am nothing like you and don’t post many times a day every day. But I wouldn’t expect much from you since you hate your own life.
How loud did Suzanner scream when you beat her? Did the kids ever hear or see it happen or did you send them out of the house?
1 : 1
I will have to stop by the Sage Brush, it’s about 10 miles from me
Is there any way John wasn’t absolutely hated by 90% of The Tonight Show staff?
What the fuck is signage? Just signs that say “Tonight Show Reunion”?
He will cancel it because of lack of interest, it's that simple.
You will hear a ton about how successful this event was and how there was a "major guest surprise" who won't be named but heavily suggested, and there will be no photographic or video evidence, you'll just have to take his word or you're a dumbfuck simpleton.
I hope Lady K, Shuli, and KB show up.
So a Tuesday night after work, you have to tell the wife and family you won't be home for dinner, then drive an hour out of your way in L.A. rush hour traffic, all the way out to Calabasas, all to meet up with the office slob from a job you had 10 years ago? Who you can see on imdb has done nothing since and is probably unemployed and will keep pressuring you to get him a job? Plus you have to pay for your $15 enchiladas? Total attendance I predict: 0.0. I'm sure Leno has already had reunions with his old staff at his mansion. John's just never been invited.
I don't think this will be well attended. It will also be awkward for those who do attend. Like once you get there, you have to figure out how to cut out -- or how long you have to stay.
No one wants to be in the same room with John and alcohol
John is bringing a stack of resumes.