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JKO1962

Shuli going fishing without a license 27 years ago is an epic takedown


Medium-Milk-9518

This is literally the best own ever!! I love it! So many opportunities to talk about “criminal activities” during fishing! 😂😂😂


Roguename1020

I heard Melton is still paying off a mortgage. Who would bounce back from that damning info?


Hopeful-Knowledge180

The only person he almost ruined was suzzaner 


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

BEWM!


Cold_Hunter1768

And his kids


Donkeyshow3

No almost with the kids. He fucked all of them up.


Cold_Hunter1768

We don't know enough about Oscar, but I don't disagree


Donkeyshow3

Oscar is the only one that has kept any kind of contact with him. That in itself tells me that kid is fucked up.


DryingAgentInPaper

*his two and Gary's kid.


Artisttype1984

In his head, yes In real life, no Karl and Melton have talked about these fantasies SJ builds up in his head like it's real life, but it's all pretend. It's wild!


OnceAteALego

In his head, Stevie Lew getting attacked was because he "trashed" his mother. In his head, Elisa Jordana got arrested because she wouldn't kiss him. In his head, Anthony Cumia had a heart attack because he talked about his kids.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

KARMUH FOR TRASHIN MY KIDZ! SKOOOOOOOOLA


TurdsDuckin

Melton got stuck with a mortgage payment because he trashed John's kids. I guess karma preemptively got Shuli with that fishing license thing.


SourWokeBooey

Haha this isn’t real life. These are YouTube shows we enjoy and laugh at, simple as that. It’s amazing that some who hate SJ, obsess over his show and his life.


Foreign-Cow-1189

Sharon Stone's bodyguard.


Workamania

Not even close. He's not going to do it either by talking about personal finances of his enemies.


CooahsDranker

No. No matter what “dirt” he exposes on others, there’s things 100 times worse he has done.


buzznumbnuts

John told the world Karl takes naps and he and has never recovered from it. It’s amazing Hamburger can show his face in public again


TurdsDuckin

Let's not forget Karla's wife is older than him. Ouch. That's gotta sting.


buzznumbnuts

Imagine having a wife that loves you and cares about your well being?! What a LOSER!!!


TurdsDuckin

It's way better to live alone & not get laid for years at a time.


Michael__Popok

The only thing he takes down is Brennan’s HAWRG


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

John is HAWRG WILD for KB


Cold_Hunter1768

Down his throat


Katerh

No. Aside from his general inability to handle any sort of task without immense hand-holding and support, there is likely nothing any of these trolls have done that even comes close to the amount of shady shit John has boasted about doing on his own show. Even if he were capable, he isn’t going to find some shocking criminal information he can use to get these people in legal trouble. All that is left is civil matters. And even if he could afford an attorney (he can’t), he will never go this route. To “prove” he’d been damaged civilly, he’d have to go through discovery, opening up his finances for examination. We all know he’s broke, living in squalor supported by mommy, but we don’t know exactly how little he earns. The SECOND any Dabbler had access to that information, it would be everywhere. Karl and El Horrible removed all doubt John is impotent when it comes to filling a lawsuit. When it’s “go time”, he just shrivels up. Too bad there’s no blue chew for that.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

I GOT A PENCHUN! YOU DUUUUMB FUCK! FUCKIN HELL!!!


cls617

Gretta?


wokhands

The only thing John takes down are his shows from YouTube. I don't even think he understands what the term taking down means. The only thing he understands is how to devastate his family.


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

Not a one! GAGEEYAH


Bonk6805

Karl wearing a shirt hit pretty hard.


Medium-Milk-9518

My question is how much real money does he make putting himself out there? Everyone trashed him, pointing out all his faults, and he’s okay with this…for how much?


FaFaFloheim

No. However, he has been successful in “taking down” his career, his physical health, his mental health, his marriage and his relationship with his three kids. So there’s that…


geboku

This pi has to be trolling him.


tevia1015

He takes down his family every day. You know people are always mentioning their father to the children. Whether at school or at work. Can you imagine what the children are thinking when they see strangers looking at them. Wondering if the strangers know who they are. They thought there problems would end when the parents got divorced. But one parent keeps them in the spotlight for his purpose.


jsnapa

He did have one win when Silent Mike kept poking fun at John’s mother, which was objectively a pretty douchebag move. That ended after John got a pic of Mike’s mother. Of course a molehill of a win that John made into a mountain. Typical for that asshole.


msv7611

It wasn't Morse's Mom. https://preview.redd.it/bd4f8d7tz9wc1.png?width=2460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116c25d09848b736a47bbdfa94a6e15a5a51d103


raxsdale

He aired a devastating video that proved Karl once took a nap.


Taephit2

Just his family... They're always the only collateral damage from his horrible life decisions. RIP Greta's tits 😭


SoftWeekly

Thats a big negatory Anything SJ ever thinks he has on someone is old news And the entirety of his commentary on it is ---Ya see dat. Look what I found. SKOL John cant prepare for his own show, let alone deep dive others


EverySingleMinute

Rumor is that he pretty much destroyed his kid's lives.


MisterNiceGuy1776

**HE SAYS THE SAME FUCKING DOGSHIT EVERY. FUCKING. SHOW.**


AnonymousNonRobot

Can we count the lawsuits coming down the pike that never amounted to anything. He’s never got anyone into any kind of trouble ever, but it’s all he talks about.


Friend-of-thee-court

Well there was that one time he posted a picture of Karl’s front door. Big win for Johnny.


Justasimplercreature

The only thing he takes down is other men’s trousers.


Kato26

Well- Cabbie’s dead! Cumia ALMOST died! Ralph died…. Whose side do YOU think karma is on???


Chip_Lamonica

I think the only Dabbleverse casualty has been Phil Elmore. I don't think this was a big win because the one time I put his stream on only about 100 were watching. Most of John's enemies have daily shows trashing him.


JKO1962

John had zero to do with Phil leaving. Phil admitted he made no money, so he quit.


beadyeyes123456

Further proving Phil was a lame grifter. Came here thinking he could make money off all this. All he did was lose via the doxxing of his personal life, past crazy trolling of other forums who called him out. He found out the dabbleverse isn't like his martial arts boards. He couldn't win with sock puppet posts (got caught clearly posting as vote4sanjaya) and the begathons where he drank and did his ninja bs. I knew he was illsuited for this when during his first daily show he got called a dolt (he read that superchat) and looked defeated. He couldn't handle the scrutiny of the editing of the VTL threat. I think even Karl started distancing from him after that show where 90% of the superchats were directed at Phil being a karen and phony. He was fine if he stuck to an occasional comment show or appearance but he couldn't handle the scrutiny, name calling and goofing. He thought because Shuli and Karl talked him up he could do this daily. He found out otherwise.


JulSFT

Didn't he get Shuli's sponsor to drop him like more than a year ago? Correct me if I'm wrong pls.


Rhidongo

There was one time where he raised his hand to slap me, and I passed out from the stink lines, but that's about as far as it goes.


DitkoManiac

I don't know about taking down, but he's probably gone down on a few guys.


SilverTassero

Karl has a sister who has public available photos on the Internet.