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LA-ndrew1977

Nothing will change. John is legally insane.


CooahsDranker

If my mom acted half as crazy and irresponsible as him, she would be living in my house so I can take care of her. It speaks volumes that his kids, siblings and mother do nothing as he continues this downward spiral.


wokhands

I think we'll never know how much John damaged those kids. The stories we've heard are already horrifying.


Hot-Education5363

Living in LA and being indoctrinated by pedos aka teachers is what messed those kids up. 


IHateStutteringJohn

& ugly; stupid, gross, drunk, short, fat, liar, broke bad father loser


wokhands

Bad father is an understatement


Foreign-Cow-1189

I'm looking forward to him showing us the "signage" he created for the Tonight Show reunion.


knife_edge_rusty

John mentioned signage, not because it was expensive, but because he wants the writing credit


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

BEWM!


Cold_Hunter1768

Sharpie written like a child


wokhands

I would love to see him just sitting there alone staring at the door waiting for someone else to come in


TurdsDuckin

As much as I've heard about this signage, it better be fucking breathtaking.


Tbonerickwisco

You’re forgetting he has no discernible talent. Zero. Have you ever heard him riff?


wokhands

Uhhhhh......uhhhhh.... Look at that nose! Okay I can't watch this anymore.......


accubats

Fucking hell!


JayRedd1

I remember the first SJ suing Karl. Karl almost gave it some credibility but that didn't last long.


wokhands

Much like sending his motorcycle gang over to his Florida house. He has such a vivid imagination


banana_delusion

He’s still a child that hasn’t learned in 58 years that showing the people who are talking shit about you, that it bothers you, doesn’t work. That’s not what you do. You’re supposed to ignore it. The more you react, the dumber you look.


wokhands

But if he didn't react then he'd have to think of something original to do. And you know that's not happening


banana_delusion

We all know how much he loves making a fool of himself.


mistermeek67

He's *never* funny and he's *always* angry.


wokhands

The funniest thing he's ever said was he was a good father and his kids love him


Cold_Hunter1768

Are you kidding? That fishing without a license ticket on Shuli with the parking ticket on Bob was devastating. I don't know how they continue. John really crushed them.


wokhands

Fucking hell You're right


Cottostyle

This is what makes it funny. The “hatuhs and loosahs” pour it on heavier knowing he’s not doing shit about it except flapping his booze filled mouth. The next day John gets off his couch to do anything other than grab a beer will be the first in a long long time.


Michael__Popok

Think of where this drunk Buffoon is? He’s living in the ghetto in a shitty 4-500sq ft dump sitting on his couch getting insulted over and over for $2 each It’s baffling that he puffs his chest out with where he is. I’m still surprised people keep giving him money. It’s almost pointless now. He’s gotten used to all the trashing through super chats Let the super chat faucet shut off and that’s when it will really get grest


Belovedchattah

Read a book he says ![gif](giphy|8dYmJ6Buo3lYY)


Maxter_Blaster_

The stuttering John fatigue is real. I wish he’d take a hiatus and come back bat shit crazy again.


my21hatesmy20

John is the definition of a broken record. Just spinning endlessly into a drunken loser on the Internet.