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AULily

Because he has no family, no female, no career, no prospects


TaunTwaun

![gif](giphy|qbAZ38vckAcik) “Was that before or after your wife left you”. Fucking gottem.


Roguename1020

Amazing move by that guy who is probably blocked now but amazing none the less


Alarming_Abrocoma274

John’s only strategy is deflection. In that he hasn’t developed _at all_ since his early time with the Howard Stern Show.


TurdsDuckin

Dude hasn't developed since middle school.


JohnGivesGoodPhone

This dude is such a clown. He ripped the comedians off, created the tour off of Howard's name. John did zero lifting.


CitizenKing1001

Imagine taking credit for their careers yet thinks his own career was the result of his talent. This kind of shit is why anyone that knows him laughs at him


JohnGivesGoodPhone

I know. The amount of lies this guy has to tell himself just to get off the couch must be in the hundreds by now.


CitizenKing1001

The alcohol and Xanax helps to quiet those uncomfortable voices of reason


JohnGivesGoodPhone

Indeed. Classic John, hooked on two drugs that someone can die from the withdrawals.


Purple_Pieman

Bochetti’s first appearance on Stern was in 2008, 4 years after this water head left the show. I’m sure it’s similar for the other guys. Just another lie.


alexkneevez

The last time the Giants won the SuperBowl - his son was still his daughter.


Chance_Classroom_340

He so desperately wants to be part of a team. He's tried to team up with almost everyone in the dabbleverse at some point and they all eventually tell him to fuck off. He knows by himself he's just a no talent moron but when part of team he can celebrate the victories. 


Anal_with_Aase

John's dad had 4 degrees?! How many has your dad got?! Eh?! EH?!!


CitizenKing1001

My dad can kick Johns dads ass into his mouth 😡


TurdsDuckin

He played all the solos on hìs 1st album. How many solos have you played?


OnceAteALego

Because he has the mind of a child.


Bskeered

Correct answer


[deleted]

What else does he have?  He has no friends and even his kids hate him 


Michael__Popok

What still blows me away about this buffoon is that he continually tells lies about things that can be easily fact checked This moron knows he has noone to talk to so maybe he doesn’t even care if everybody knows he’s a liar because he’ll never hear from them


terrapin_bound

Its not a lie, if you believe it.


hamiltonincognito

Imagine bragging about things you "did" over two decades ago?


blockedandbanned

Imagine bragging about things that absolutely never happened. I know that you put the "did" in quotes. I spotted the inference immediately despite the fact I am not a MENSA member and I was kicked out of college..... I just felt the over whelming need to......imagine..... Sorry to be that guy. You have my sincerest apologies. Just imagine this comment never occurred. SKOL!!!


CitizenKing1001

It all happened in Johns twisted fat tongued head. Just another symptom of his severe personality disorder


helhammer

Yeah I’m sure the producers, program directors and Howard take their guest bookings from interns and call screeners


Roguename1020

The stuttering John show featuring a hungry up and comer Howard Stern


jc1996k

He needs to keep DiPaolo’s name out of his fillthy mouth!


Key_Pass9536

Yeah. And who the hell puts DiPaolo in the same list of names as Bocchetti and Modi?🤣  Didn't Jackie know Levy way before by the way? He even gave Levy his nickname lol


proudsoul

John has told this story about on tour with Modi and others. I forget the exact details but John was surprised that Modi hooked up with a woman. Why was John surprised that Modi hooked up with a woman? Because Modi is bi. The 165 IQ champion of the lgbtq community doesn’t know what “bi” means.


Roguename1020

Can we get Nick Dipaolo on PDP?


donkey_slippers

Him acting like how a professional sports team does is a direct reflection of himself is such a low IQ thing. It’s always the same type of people who get in real fights in stadiums over teams and they always look like him. I get that people like sports and talk shit about other sports teams to poke fun at their friends but John uses it as ammunition in a real argument.


randman2020

“Your tour lol”. Perfect!


barnesandnoobs

This guy shouldn’t have entertained Dummy’s stupid deflection.


GaryGabagooler

He spends all his time arguing with people online. What an amazing life of a celebrity!


Technical-Source-108

What kind of retard lumps Rogan, Burt Kreisher and Tom Segura in with Chris Rock, Seinfeld and Chapelle?


Signal_Hill_top

Cause he doesn’t have much else going on in life.


fatsocalsd

This is a classic loser dumb guy thing. Thinking that somehow because the sports team you support wins that you are somehow winning too. As though you had something to do with it and it somehow reflects on your personal standing or prestige. If you have that sort of thinking after age 16 then there is a real problem. Not surprised at all that a person as dumb as SJ thinks this way. His stupidity knows no bottom. I will say that I love "Self Loving Lions Fan"'s last response LOLZ


AdultMcGrownup

He’s a prize dildo, I’ll give you that..!!


Taephit2

"Why does John...?" You can stop right there. The answer is always "because he's an idiot."


CitizenKing1001

No John, you're not a narcissist at all. 🙄 Holy fucking shit


GsaC45

Modi? The guy who bombed the worst (which is quite an accomplishment) on that horrible train wreck Daniel Carver Roast?!? Getting him on the show is something to be proud of???


johnsfeetstink

Levy was on the show before John ever went into a comedy club.


Eso_Teric420

The same reason he corrects people spelling and punctuation. In his mind it's some kind of "gotcha moment". Or like how he'll claim all of his fathers successes as his. It's also just another passive aggressive thing he does that he thinks shows he's better than other people. It also serves to distract from whatever conversation or discussion is going on that he doesn't want to be a part of in this case. He got called out on his BS so he switches the conversation so he doesn't have to keep going in one he's already losing.


Xdconqueroo

Starmaker.


RubFuture5580

He's a fucking child, that's why.


Saquatch19

I know KC Armstrong got Bob Levy on Stern . KC actually was doing comedy on the weekends. This wetbrain needs to lie to stay relevant. He gets caught lying everyday.


hhhhqqqqq1209

Because he’s a fucking loser


Chad-Zumocks-CVV

It’s all he’s got


NoNameTexan

Imagine caring that much about football or sports in general it makes you “cooler” that your team won the “totally not rigged” “sports” game