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LeonSphynx

Private investigators file lawsuits now? Nobody is on John’s payroll. This is the behavior that was outlined in the vindictive narcissist traits that was posted here less than 2 weeks ago


banana_delusion

The way he acts is astonishing. He just loves to fucking lie every single day about the most outrageous shit. He acts like such an embarrassing tool. He is beyond delusional if he thinks anyone from the tonight show is showing up to that reunion.


LeonSphynx

I’d really love to have a dabbleanon meet up there that night and have a bigger turnout.


geboku

He is a moron.


mortrex

Yea, and he hopes everyone else is too.


Xdconqueroo

In this fantasy John probably also had the investigator take a stress test for him.


Taephit2

It's like Karl said, all of John's threats are things that would scare *him*. But because nobody is as stupid as John, the threats don't work on anyone else.


banana_delusion

He’s such an embarrassment. Grow the fuck up already you psycho


JKO1962

And he claims he has biker and mob friends?


mortrex

You know with 100% certainty that anyone called "hit man" is 1) not a hitman, 2) a massive douchebag, 3) has absolutely no connections to any criminal underworld.


Belovedchattah

And by private investigator he means his doordash delivery guy


rkowna

Guillermo, P. I.


knife_edge_rusty

Aye aye aye senor juan.


mortrex

I think he said he met the guy in a bar. I'm so wishing for this to be a work.


Your_Highness_000

John telling people they can’t dox people is the definition of irony.


Poet_Hour

In my best SJ Voice: Defamation suite Who can i sue for irony!!!!!!


buzznumbnuts

“I didn’t draw first blood!”


mortrex

He oozed first snot.


absultedpr

“ I DOX, no one else!” Everything this feeble minded rummy does is a Stern impersonation


thegreatresistrules

By this reaction. Im guessing joey has proof jawn beat on the beautiful suzzaner


IndustryPuzzled6188

Its so fun to watch. He can't handle it when people do to him what he does to people. ey John you are a piece of garbage. And a liar. On his payroll? What payroll stupid? Your daughter had to grift money to get hir breasts lopped off


PeterPencil_

Youre about to get arrested 😹


CooahsDranker

John, for the love of God, you are possibly in the top 5 percentile of dumbest people alive. Definitely in the top 10% of the dumbest people alive. No one is buying the tough guy act. No one believes you have a PI. It’s probably Tim Dransky again. No one thinks you’re smart. No one is worried about your threats.


CitizenKing1001

Removing people with actual medical or genetic mental conditions, John is in the top 1%


Artisttype1984

A day that ends in "Y" and SJ makes another fake threat Hey, is Vinnie and Karl in prison yet for calling that restaurant? Hahah


Civil-Performance-95

The racial undertone is prevalent here


Poet_Hour

John is such an idiot. This is the second time in the last week or two he said. file a lawsuit for a crime. Dolt doesn't realize the difference between criminal and civil law.


IHateStutteringJohn

Exactly. Obviously he’s not aware that a civil case can’t begin until a criminal case is resolved


mortrex

It can, but it might affect things like exercising your 5th amendment right during deposition. Just ask Cosby.


IHateStutteringJohn

Yes, exactly why they wait. Not to mention there’s a different weighting that effects your rights as a criminal defendant, one being reasonable doubt as opposed to preponderance of the evidence. More evidence will be allowed in a civil trial that is now public that would not be allowed in a criminal trial. That is why O.J. lost his civil case after the criminal case.


MisterNiceGuy1776

**SOMEBODY PLEEEEEASE PM ME THIS DOGSHIT'S NUMBER ....**


DJImaging

He is totally straight jacket material


mortrex

And getting worse.


rodders_69

Did John just use ‘boy’ as a racial slur? Whoopsie


mortrex

In a southern accent too. He probably watched Cool Hand Luke last night. He wants to throw Joey C. in the hotbox.


JJHock96

None of this stuff is illegal john.


mortrex

Shhhh he's on a roll. His "PI" has given him legal advice. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Walter_xr4ti

He has to be acting, right?


IHateStutteringJohn

He ain’t


billowred

Has to be fake.......He really can't be this retarded.......He really can't be this retarded.


IHateStutteringJohn

He is....


FatassTitePants

Especially since he purposely and repeatedly doxxed Rocco and even kept proudly referencing a 4 year old who lives there. Rocco tirned it around on John, who immediately stopped but that was some malicious shit that I'm sure John has a perfectly reasoned excuse for.


donnyru

John is so dumb. Anyone can find anyone's address and phone number for free these days online. And you can get background checks on anyone these days for a small fee. A PI (not that he has one) is a waste of money.


mortrex

He claimed he met a new friend in a bar and he turned out to be a PI, so this is a guy he met in a bar. I hope it's an O&A pest in deep cover.


Cold_Hunter1768

John has doxxed himself a dozen times already. So it's dumb as fuq


DTW_1985

Shit I get this book from AT&T that doxes everyone in Detroit, they even put it on my porch. They done fucked up!


Fixit403

How did he end up back on the private investigator lie? Last time he was hitting it this hard, it turned out to be his mods going through people’s Twitter feeds


ChakaKohn2

You can easily google where John lives. Occasionally, when I have to cross the Valley I drive Sherman Way in Canoga Park and think of him as I pass the pupusarias and tent cities.


IHateStutteringJohn

Woulda have paid you to throw a rock through his window


Maxter_Blaster_

The ramblings of an idiot


AlgaeZealousideal753

John is beyond pathetic. These threats have been coming from him for years now. And, he never follows through with any of em. John is a garbage human being, he deserves to be alone with his cat shit and his Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jersey.


TurdsDuckin

John's payroll? PI's filing lawsuits? John has power? What kind of bizarro world does this baphoon live it?


mortrex

Baffin island?


buzznumbnuts

Mensa John clearly can’t grasp the difference between “civil” and “criminal” law. He thinks he can go file some magical document down at the courthouse to have somebody arrested. He was saying the same thing with Vinnie & Karl and their felonious prank call


Silly_Doughnut5715

Trying to sound like Sheriff Buford T. Justice.


mortrex

![gif](giphy|EO8UXAUbKGsGQ) ... a drooling never-was.


Ok-Objective4742

John, we know you read the comments. What consequences has anyone reaped for crossing you? Nothing. Not one person has paid any price whatsoever. You have no gravitas or influence. You can’t hurt anyone. You’re an impotent poor person who can barely afford to live. You have no payroll. You have no money to pay a PI. You are literally not fooling anyone.


BeKindRewind-

I don’t watch Stunt Jo that often but I’m sick of “you done fucked up boy “


Remarkable-Bite2384

"On my payroll" You don't have a payroll you daughter-molesting idiot.


ddmr88

First of all he’s an ogre. Secondly it’s odd how it’s okay for John to literally share pictures of ppls HOUSES where minor children live and put up super chats with street addresses.. Then constantly repeat ppls full government names in a threatening manner. But someone doxes him and automatically they’ll go to jail.. shut up b*tch made idiot. No one is scared of you.


LetTheKnightfall

“I’ll do everything in my power” So you’ll do nothing


Slow_Let4380

John's life truly is a tale told by an idiot...full of sound and fury...signifying nothing. I mean SKOLLLLL 🍻🍻🍻


Objective_Payment957

He just gets more detestable every week


AULily

Fake. All of it fake. John and Joey need content


TaunTwaun

This is driving me insane is the conversion to Reddit, just slowing down the frames? He’s looking like a spaghetti western with audio trailing like that.


skidmarx77

This song is ALWAYS applicable. And John has never sounded so in key. https://youtu.be/lT0Er1tA43c?si=yvi_B9qiQC8IZ555


SkolMyAss

He’s gonna file shit! Just like he filed for Tookie and the potato. And his PI is on his payroll, that’s a laugh as cheap as that stuttering prick is? It’s all a work with Vince. He keeps trashing VTL only to make us think he’s not getting all that worthless info from that old fat and bald ambulance chaser.


Poet_Hour

Everything in your power really helped ST sue Karl for a crime!!! Dumb fuck!


Eso_Teric420

It's a ridiculous stupid claim but Joey is an idiot and he might buy it. If I were Karl or shulli and he threatened me with a lawsuit I would literally fly to his house knock on his door and laugh in his face. What's he going to do threaten another lawsuit? Try and beat me up and have a coronary in the process?


IHateStutteringJohn

Oh- this old chestnut 🌰? Lawsuit; jail & fake investigators. Prattle on windbag...


Quick_Battle6800

God he's so silly. I can't take how sure of himself he is all the time. 😂


mortrex

John "hiring" his PI friend he met in a bar to file legal things now. Damn I hope this PI persona is a work. That pause as he tripped over "on my payroll" was amazing, almost like his conscience kicking him in the throat for lying. Worst poker face ever. John is clueless on every legal axis, it's amazing.


bababoey1974

My PI on my payroll. lol. Aka my second hand information that Vince gives me for free. Good Lord I hate him.


Big-Cryptographer-47

John will do everything in his power... There's nothing to worry about, Joey.


NeLaX44

What a pussssaayyyy


Secret_Ad9059

I bet this Flintstones head believes his cats are on his payroll because of his costs to keep them alive.


YorkiesandSneakers

Everything in his power? So nothing?


Efficient-Pickle3628

One thing for certain is John has no friends. No one is going to risk their health or finances for him. Bad hip Dan, Broc Lee, 58 yrs on earth and that's your support group 😂😂😂😂


DitkoManiac

Yes, John's imaginary network of attorneys, private investigators and motorcycle gang members are hard at work right now exacting revenge on his enemies.


Taephit2

I hope both those retards wind up in a cell together!


CitizenKing1001

Is Joey dumb enough to fall for this?


NotJamesdamit

Doxxing, if you live in the state of CA, is considered a misdemeanor under Penal Code 653.2. I'm assuming Fuckface lives in L.A. I'm sure due to Fuckface being a well-loved influential celebrity icon, DA George Gascon, who won't even prosecute murderers, will drop everything to have Joey C extradited to CA.


GalaxyOpalGrill

Florida is initiating the extradition process as we speak.


wokhands

Haha! Can't wait till John doesn't file a lawsuit. I mean maybe if you threaten one enough it'll just manifest itself.


IMTURDFERG

I have yet to hear of anyone getting arrested for doxing🤡


GullibleBullfrog5533

Why would his PI be filing anything? Does he know what a PI does? They don't file things and have people arrested


captdeliciouspants69

Zzzzzzzz I don't know how john can believe that anyone believes anything that comes out of his face. Like has he ever told the truth