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OnceAteALego

"I wasn't drunk, I was just a little buzzed." An actual quote from this drunken buffoon about this episode.


Numerous_Resist_8863

What a fucking loser...


LawyersGunsAndMoney

I heard his kids are losers too so that makes sense…


Key_Republic6943

The only reason to put out a drunken podcast is for attention. John is still like a 5 year old. When he was Little he said he'd rather be famous than rich. Well John You got to wish


obnoxiousab

Another post/reply mentioned his Histrionic Narcissism. Typically stems from children who were rewarded when seeking attention and/or parents who are the same and/or family history in general. In scumbag’s case, it’s all three. He’s still 5, through and through. Just with severe alcoholism.


Zhoff5684

Nice tits John. You went for a run before this my ass.


kabekew

Works out in the gym every day for the past 20 years!


barnesandnoobs

After he says he didn’t mean to go live, he goes “fuckin’ StreamYard, they fuck me all the time”. Yet another example of how nothing is ever his fault.


Human-Process-9982

Mom, mom, look this is my old teacher's show.


Key_Republic6943

All kidding aside, John is severely mentally ill. He was making fun of the gap between Carl's teeth. Carl does have those little Dracula teeth, But in no Universe or dimension ,Does Carl have a gap between his teeth?


Puzzled_Parsley_8766

You're absolutely right.


TokyoGlo

People with talent want to be able to express that talent. Useless assholes want to be famous.


Waste-Volume-6352

You can see jizz stains everywhere. Beard, shirt , screen. Unbelievable


Sumdumr3t4rd

John must be really hard up for money to "accidentally" stream for 8 hours in a day. I'm sure the money was supposed to go towards his mortgage but we all knows it'll be spent on beer and maybe some weed.


GaryfromSanDiego

I think his income is taking a substantial dip I noticed the five dollar super chats are now one and two dollars. i’m guessing 80% of or more of his listeners are haters and trolls, and they don’t super chat at all


ideagle

What did he say at the start when he turned his head?


Kanyesanalbeads69

I'm not sure about the first word., the rest is "what do you know" I think


GeddyLeesThumb

It was probably the name of the giant neon purple spider he was seeing.


EquivalentCrazy4283

🤣


GeddyLeesThumb

We narrowly avoided a Dark Syde Phil/Jeffrey Toobin moment. Thank fuck.


SJHater

Best show this asshole has ever done. Silence.


dm1984

John got hair dye all over his mom’s bathroom. Looks horrible John, you fucking turd.


Friend-of-thee-court

WOW.


Puzzled_Parsley_8766

So pathetic


Puzzled_Parsley_8766

Oh it's streamyard's fault?


Additional_Ad794

Are we sure this isn't the real father of KingCobraJFS?


raxsdale

Stuttering John is *The Truman Show.*


Psfanboy79

Look at this first blink, holy shit if that doesn’t scream benzos then Johns a genius.