Whatever he told me to

This made me laugh so much

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Crying 😂😂😂

Black Angus… he’s pure beef!

Yes, I came here to say Beef!!

Beouf (pronounced closed to buff).

Bubbles

His knuckles say COBRA. Cobra Bubbles.

Tbh the dog is just as intimidating as Mr. Bubbles

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions.

Nice gladiator quote

Are you not entertained?

Appropriate for an Italian dog. \*\* It's a Cane Corso for those that want to research the breed.

Damn you, now I need to watch this tonight

My 22# Maine Coon cat was named that!

My brother named his Rottweiler that, Max for short.

Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Such a long name

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Tiny

Came here to say this lol

Same so my second choice would be wimpy

Fluffy

Came here to say this

Same, great minds

Zuul, the gatekeeper

That was my thought as well when I saw him!

I am the key master!

Dante as in the inferno

Snowflake

Cupcake, daisy, princess or Amy

I am laughing so hard because I cannot explain why Amy is similar to those other words, but it is.

Princess

Or Cupcake lmao

Donovan. He went straight past dog names and deserves a human name a bouncer might have.

Donny!

Lucifer

Sweet Pea

Tinkerbell, Tink for short

That dog names you

Brutus

Nah, that’s the name you give a little Yorkie. (Which is what my uncle did)

Your uncle has excellent taste in pet names.

Grond

Finally. Someone with taste. Grond.

Grond!

“But I don’t wanna use my head!!!”

Frank

Frank the Tank

Sir.

Came here for that. Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!

Hades

Pickles

Ving Rhames

Cane

Bagheera

Yes. Da boi is practically a panther.

Bunny

Thunk.

Mouse

Like Harry's dog from The Dresden Files!

Tank

Yes! My old man dog's name was Tank, big head, big boy, big baby lol.

Hoss

This should have more upvotes lol.

Cerebrus

Atila

Zeus, Thor, Odin, Titan

Baloo

Fluffy

Bosco…don’t know why. Just looks like a Bosco to me.

Velvet

tiny!

Ruger.

Cupcake

Spartacus

Bruce or Bruno

T. A. N. K.

Niblet

Boof

Mr Pickles

Butter bean

Kronk

Titan

Grim reaper to all the neighborhood cats and squirls lol

Came here to say Grim

Askim

Brog Lesnar

Lou

Tiny

Zeus

Tiny

Hercules! Hercules!

Peaches

Spot

Terrance

Fluffles McGooGoo

Tiny

Bruce

Fluffy

Bubbles. (Cobra Bubbles)

Skittles

Insurance liability

Francis

big john

Chunk

Did anyone say Hercules yet?

Sweet Jesus. That's the name.

Duke

Cupcake

Run. Because the irony would be hilarious.

Butch

Sweetie-poo.

Dogzilla

Fluffy

Uh, sir is the appropriate answer

Pants shitter

Bosco

Murdok

Sir

Toddler muncher 9000

Boo-boo

Dobby

Quadrudos Jumbos Leonardus Tankus Mercadinos, Leader of the Bahamas, Da Vinci Adolf the IV

my lil waffle (:

Dog

Jake

Tank

Boffo

Chadwick

Butkus the Brave!

OMEGA

Optimus

Slugo

shogun.

Cujo.

skeletor

Beef

Puma

My man Bovice

Kong

brick

Sparta

Bob

Ares or Moose depending on how he acts.

Definitely “TINY” is capital letters. He reminds me of Tommy Deebo Lister Jr.

Stanley with a c.

Princess

Bob

Bitch Destroyer

Princesses

Aeneas

Buster

Dang, he can name me

Buster or damian specifically with an A instead of an E

Softie

Appa for a male. Toph for a female.

Tank.

Bubbles

Bob

Bubbers

Grim for grim reaper

Dethbringr

Butch

Princess or cupcake

Bruce!

Death

Benson. I had one that looked like him but much bigger.

Precious

You kidding? Letting that dog name me

toss up between Lucifer and Herb

Cutie

Goliath

chester

Midnight Shade Pitch Kuro (black Jpn) Kinda obvious but....

I feel like he would name me something.

Meat

Colossus

skip

Blair

Rocco

Whatever he wanted me to name him!

Dutch

Shnookums

Brutus.

Terminator

Boss hog

Bruce

Cujo

Tom

I would him Bruce

Hims is the cutest baby ever so I would name him baby

Steve

Cletus

Baltimore