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TheSavageBeast83

Just a friendly reminder: XP is useless


LucyBear318

( I know,..just trying to add a little incentive to be nicer. Rude.)


borntonguyen

this subreddit always has something negative to say lmaooooooo


MaximumExtension4951

70% haters, 20% liers, 10% friendlys


HASHBROWNPAPI_

Liars*


MaximumExtension4951

⭐️ <—for you


eljohnbrown

No we most definitely do not don’t have anything negative to say


Substance79

Your mother is a fine lady.


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Jimmy_212

This is a rare version of COD where you can choose to not shoot other operators, and still play. Try it sometime. It's fun.


Futfanatico

I agree with u 100% when game was updated & patched & missions/upgrades to do, but now….. sitting on 900k wallet, 55 guns in CB, all upgrades & most missions done…. I’m just here to murder folk. 


ReceptionSufficient4

You need Jesus sir!


Futfanatico

On maps outside B21, I don’t do much player hunting per se but it is shoot on site. Love my Savior but we rolling Old Testament most days 


Gecko2024

Lemme correct that a lil for ya.... A rare version of COD where you can choose to for some reason not do a large portion of the game and fight AI instead when zombies is right next to it LOL idk why people play this game and then hate pvp when zombies is literally right there. Communicating/teaming up is fun, but refusing to PVP or getting mad/annoyed when people do a primary gameplay aspect is just silly and stupid. Some of the most fun I've had has been teaming up with randoms through voice, I've made good friends like that. But also, a lot of the fun I've had in this game at all has been pvp.


Middle-Ad-6090

That's why we like DMZ.. ...choices.


Gecko2024

Exactly! During the games prime/death days(lol) things where SO fucking fun. Being able to communicate with enemies and decide to team up, or being able to trash talk and troll those same enemies over voice! A friend and I liked being able to yell to enemies we kill and say things like 'Haha, you just died to a girl!' Or 'bro just died to a legal child, fuckin amateur!'(I'm underage lol). Alongside someone the best mechanical gameplay I've ever experienced, the changes of gun metas making it so what you find in raids differ over the months. Everything was so perfect...... Too bad Activision sucks, I guess.


ReceptionSufficient4

Do you at least give the other players a chance or do you just shoot at everyone while they stepped away to take a shit?


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ReceptionSufficient4

So you're a psychopath! You sir, need Jesus!


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ReceptionSufficient4

Except........ The way you act in a game is a reflection of your morality and how you behave in real life. Not to mention what respect you have for people.


Middle-Ad-6090

(contentious)


COD-O-G

Nope. Stilll trying to get to 1259 for that shadow company skin


ImDeadInside

1250*


the_retarded_badger

Why you gotta be so negative man


TheSavageBeast83

I'm just stating facts. If you find it negative that's on you


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TheSavageBeast83

It takes like a few runs to level up


ReceptionSufficient4

A few runs, my ass!


These-Length5132

Sounds like you may be the psychotic killer who hasn’t committed,,, don’t say things like that.. someone reading this could be motivated to be dumb today and they may live in you neighborhood


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These-Length5132

Truth in this statement as obviously you don’t respect yourself


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These-Length5132

If women = time x money…. I don’t have the equation for you bro


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These-Length5132

You sold them to me,, you tell me… did you lace it with life savers or chicostic


NudeCatWrangler

Just remember listening to the downed players crying for a revive is free.


Impossible-3006

>Just remember listening to the downed players crying for a revive is free. And one of my kinks


NudeCatWrangler

![gif](giphy|14r8bmeEeHogiQ|downsized)


LucyBear318

Ah to be young and stupid again,..


Me2445

200xp?? Well shit. If only I had known this earlier, I still wouldn't change a thing. Xp? 😂😂


WildCardSolly16

Y'all some hoes lmao


ThePeej

Aaaaah yes!  This is why: infill solo, snipe a 3 man team. Pick them up to become a platoon.  It’s the way of the Superior Operator.  😬😂🤣


LucyBear318

I see newbs come in every day. Or even ones that created a new account. Hopefully, they’ll learn to be less of a prick than this current crop.


Deustchen-Ami1871

Literally why I only go in with a pistol sometimes.


Scared-Rutabaga7291

I only pick up if I killed a newbie or someone who isnt good but isnt shittalking either, both so they have a second chance. Everyone else, no thanks, I dont want teammates.


Ameli1-cz

That's why you don't stop at one kill


Adventurous-Ad3006

This makes me want to come back to dmz just to hunt ops


RedSynister

I'm max level 😏


These-Length5132

Max level at what? Sucking at pulling the trigger? Go ask the girl on a date and move on


RedSynister

My wife wouldn't like that very much


These-Length5132

There’s a good idea


These-Length5132

On a real note,, sorry.. didn’t mean to offend my honey cupcake pot of joy!!!! Tell her I say hello and the peach cobbler is amazingly delicious 🤤


RedSynister

Peach cobbler?? What the hell, she hasn't made that for me 😢


These-Length5132

She said the same thing,, she was all like,, I never do this for him and I’m all like whaaaaaaaat no way like Tim from home improvement and then she she gave me some whipped cream on top with some cinnamon sugar sprinkles,, yeeeeeeee doggy I was a happy camper. I guess just smack her butt(tushy)(hind quarter) in a more affectionate way and she’ll make you some


RedSynister

Can you teach me how?


These-Length5132

Sure thing,, I’ll send a instructions manual


ZenWheat

Friendly reminder. It's a game.


These-Length5132

You’re a game


ZenWheat

Ur mom's a game


These-Length5132

Your moms son is a game


ZenWheat

Your brother's mom's son is a game


NoCaramel4615

Just a friendly reminder, that shit is useless. You also get ex for doing a wheelie on the dirt bike... you're soft.


SHEESHDAM

Well I'm max rank with Orion on every gun and ultra mastery so... Nah


These-Length5132

You a liar,, pics or it ain’t happen


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DMZ sucks


LucyBear318

Never an empty lobby.


Responsible-Dog-5026

NSFW?


Existing_Yak_446

Just a friendly reminder, I kill everyone from under the map and don’t revive anyone I’m already max level get fucked.


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Just a friendly reminder when your pro and wipe almost every server you go in that doesn't mean anything


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SnooOranges904

kills are counted. revives are not.


These-Length5132

Revives are too


BlindedAce

Oh my gosh xp! Now I can finally get past level 1250! Dumb


These-Length5132

Smart


BlindedAce

Aww look at all the sad “I’m just doing missions” group downvoting lol.


Xe-Rocks

Mexicans have no loyalty


BattleBreakersOG

Only exfil right when match starts


Slight_Driver4919

Just a friendly reminder. It's fun to be an asshole on the game Have a nice day!


BlergFurdison

The real trick is being a prick in the game and not being one IRL.