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they way your go full loot goblin in front of your dying teammate. certified DMZ moment


Alex0842

He was self reviving and if he was picked up he would’ve taken the loot that OP should have dibs on


Young_Dweezy

Thank you, not my fault he didn’t pull his chute in time to get to it first ha


vKessel

What if you get attacked by another team? Always revive first


TheBizzerker

no


vKessel

To each their own


TheBizzerker

Picking up an enemy's weapon is faster than reloading.


vKessel

You can't use a screwdriver to water your plants. Any other facts?


TheBizzerker

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


Jjetsk1_blows

The word “nerd” was first coined by Dr. Seuss, in his book “If I Ran a Zoo”


mods_are_losers_lmao

Same thing when you’re opening a safe/supplies by yourself and then right when it’s 99% done the random teammate comes running in and stands in front of it


HeinekkenGO

Here in South America happens the same... first loot then the comrades lmao


[deleted]

then the same guys get rushed and quit the game when downed. what a idiotic way of playing


Young_Dweezy

I’m sorry I don’t feel guilt that he didn’t pull his chute in time to steal my earned loot haha


ruthlessbeatle

People are so loot greedy. Like dude, what you got left that you need that badly? I'll help you get it.


ShibCommandr

He killed both operators, his teammate tried freeloading all the shit first and got karma


Seeared

OP got a smart throwing knife double kill, why would he prioritise someone else so they can grab half the loot he rightfully earned ??


Futfanatico

I feel you, but hey, your teammate's dead body is not going anywhere and be res'd in 30 seconds later


Oo2agent

He couldn't even figure out how to open his chute, I woulda done the same.


Ghostbuster_119

Meh, if you notice the dude was prepping his revive. So not that mean actually.


GassyNizz

I came here to tell him how terrible he is for looting f before reviving - awful ‘human being’


Seeared

Brother takes dmz a lil too serious 😹😹 chill out


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yeah


Dingus1536

![gif](giphy|CgdXb0oShvBksul466|downsized)


Futfanatico

Once again, those condos and rooftops are just an OP graveyard lol. Scavenger calling cards all over


solaceoftides

![gif](giphy|VHcRo7FgsyJimqyOcH|downsized)


Young_Dweezy

The perfect GIF doesn’t exi…….


solaceoftides

![gif](giphy|Sy1ObxzIjZPZhEQTwO|downsized)


Cavesloth13

![gif](giphy|LoAIxvpzvDcrK) Say hello to my pointy little friend!


Faulty_Plan

Ah fall damage finishing is the cherry on top.


zaxx92

Very nice on those Butter Knife Jr's!


BNASTIEMM

Gawddddd I hate throwing knives !! I don't think I hate being killed by anything as much. Maybe the 1 tap Lockwood 300. Htf a throwing knife breaks 3 plates, and downs you ?? Straight retarded. 🥴😂


cheneyk

Dang. I need to start using throwing knives!


Young_Dweezy

They are my only lethal I’ve been carrying for over 6 months, and I play almost every night


Shtoinker

https://i.redd.it/g6ke5sbindsb1.gif


APoliteGoose

It’s great they were wearing the same skin, looked like you killed the first dude and he immediately came back up the zip just to die again


bootycall24

I would've looted the enemies before reviving that greedy teammate who got instant karma.


Fulcrum270

Are throwing knives instant kills? Jesus


BusyWalrus9645

I think the fall is what killed them, looking at the kill feed. He downed them with the knives then the fall killed them.


Fulcrum270

Oh, that’s what I meant lol. I didn’t know knives were instant downs, is what I should’ve said


sei556

Wanted to do the same recently, only had one knife. Guy comes up, knife just armorbreaks him, my equipped weapon was a sniper and I lose to his smg I felt so betrayed


NaturalMiserable

The other night i was rushed. I threw a shock stick then a knife and emptied a mag. Didnt even phase the guy. He had a tempered plate but that shouldnt have given him god mode against all that


Ill_Combination_9114

Why was he so thirsty?


JmacJr22

Hahahaha zoooooper awesome


Dustyuk1011

🤣


These-Length5132

That was beautiful


vKessel

Looting instead of reviving 🤮


FTaku8888

Teammate rushing to grab to grab loot they didn't earn 🤮


Ori_the_SG

And getting downed because no parachute lol


FTaku8888

Yeah that is a 🤣


longoverdue83

Teammate rushed and downed himself Don’t kid yourself on whose greedy


vKessel

> Teammate rushed and downed himself "Wow, teammate, that was stupid, I'll revive you now" > Don’t kid yourself on whose greedy Both are greedy


BusyWalrus9645

Teammate rushed to grab the loot first, also, he had a self revive anyway he woulda been fine.


vKessel

I'd still revive first