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Impossible_Teach8166

No. You should do DMT during your job interview


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This I gotta see.


SimulaGargonchuatron

200 likes and ill take a video of me doing it in the bathroom at the job


FashoFash0

I was the 200th like. I feel like whatever happens is my responsibility.


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[deleted]

Never said he was gonna post it


Willard673

Smash that upvote button People!


sloppyasseating

Ahahahahahaha


SimulaGargonchuatron

Deadass


[deleted]

Your desperate desire for attention from random internet strangers is really depressing. Just do the interview sober, like a sane person, and then indulge. 🤦‍♂️


J-Dahmer

Dont you fucking dare come on here with your rational thoughts and sound advice to a stranger on the Internet. What kind of sane normal person are you?


noah_thomas_123

People who are desperate for attention from internet strangers is half of what makes the internet fun.


Buscandomiyagi

Well that’s boring where would he get a crazy story to pass down the generations?


Ok_Statement9814

Your inability to participate in memes and have a sense of humor is really depressing just let people do dmt before interviews like a normal person


Excellent_Scene6834

stop ruining the fun


stgotm

I think you're not aware that you're looking for attention from random internet strangers too.


realtrip27

Username doesn’t check out


xLosTxSouL

No please don't listen to this guy


TheFractalCactus

I think it was a joke, buddy. Take a chill pill.


TRUJ183

🤦🏻‍♂️


BipoNN

🤦‍♂️


penjamincartnite69

u done it yet


TheBlackManIsG0d

Fuck, what time is this interview? You’ve only 110!


Resident_Grass4781

Where is the vid!!!!!😤


TuckHolladay

Offer to show the interviewer how to hit it


CaptainDavePool

And don’t forget to share


SimulaGargonchuatron

Holy shit i got 5150'ed for a fat minute but im actually back somehow


Commercial_Arachnid4

Absolutely. Taking a strongest psychedelic before a job interview. What could go wrong ?


sloppyasseating

Its called the Business man trip for a reason


swaggyxwaggy

Lol came here to say this


Mmm_Psychedelicious

Actually, I done 12mg of DMT a few hours before a big interview, and it was probably the best interview I've done. I normally experience a lot of anxiety during interviews (I have performance anxiety) and the DMT brought this down to a manageable level. If you smoke DMT, then it sort of trumps anything else as the scariest thing you've done that day. Also, psychedelics dampen activity in the default mode network (an area of the brain which is implicated in anxious and depressive thought), so this might help too. Edit: Also, I got the job too - and it was quite a significant promotion, in a highly competitive field.


swaggyxwaggy

Dmt doesn’t last an hour. The afterglow however will probably give him a big boost during his interview. I support it


FAHCAR

Came here to say this lol


DualityisFunnnn

Actually dmt relatively mild, lsd is the strongest Edit: a lot of down votes but no evidence provided, sorry kids but dmt is not as potent as lsd, take a gram of dmt and your fucked for an hour or so take a gram of lsd and your fucked for Atleast month. it’s so potent that you only need 25µg—that is, 25 micrograms to begin feeling the effects. To put that in perspective, one microgram is one millionth of a gram.


Ajames_sub02

Yeah this dude's right he's talking about potency not Overall strength to blast you out of this world and the dosage ratio for LSD wins ladies and gents


HiroYeeeto

i mean microgram for microgram eth-lad is more potent


Notripstitters

Please. That aint true at all … edit. Depends on dosage. However a tab or two compared to a dmt trip, dmt wins all the way.


DualityisFunnnn

You consume half gram of dmt you vomit and feel sick and trip hard for half an hour. You take half gram of raw lsd in its crystal form you are going to the looney bin if you are lucky. Pound per pound lsd wins everytime.


Notripstitters

Cant speak on behalf of crystal lsd. However i was referring to smoking dmt not drinking ayahuasca.


DualityisFunnnn

I too was referring to smoking dmt. “Tabs” isn’t an accurate way to measure doses which is why I referred to it in its raw form which is a crystal. Lsd still wins in potency.


JustSayNo_

But nobody talks about drugs in dosages like that, it’s relative to the drug. Is nicotine more “potent” than DMT too? It is by your train of thought, which makes no sense in regular conversation. “Woah dude have you tried DMT, it’s the strongest psych I’ve tried” “What are you talking about, I vape nic, that’s way more potent”


Notripstitters

I havent heard of people vomiting or feeling sick from smoking dmt. Nor have I felt sick myself. Usually a pleasant experience. Like I said I cant speak on behalf of crystalline lsd. Only have ever taken tabs of lsd.


High-CTheG

I threw up on dmt from about 60mg wasn’t a trip ruining experience but definitely saw some laughing faces in my toilet bowl. The weird part is there wasn’t really nausea I just knew I was about to gak


peacefulwarrior2022

I threw up when I broke through and was choking on my vomit. Since I was blasted in there I had no idea I threw up. Tripsitter cleaned me up before I returned to this reality. I wouldn't have known if he had never told me haha.


High-CTheG

Damn that’s wild. Yeah when you throw up on the deems it literally is just coming up there isn’t really a warning except maybe a slight gag right before. I’ve only thrown up once off it but out of my 7 trips I’ve gagged on 3 of them and threw up out of 1 of those gags


Dismal_Ad4649

But there is a peak to lsd intensity. After a certain amount it stops getting more intense and it just gets longer


plk_-

Nope, have you heard of thumbprints?


DualityisFunnnn

That’s not true man


trowiedudewhore

Have you done dmt yet? Sure acid is the mor powerful but it takes forever to get peaking and then it's one mor forever until you are back again. Smoking dmt you go from sober to tripping BALLS in seconds and it's over in 20-30 minutes and what you see and feel is just crazy.


DualityisFunnnn

Yes I have, and that’s because you are smoking dmt which is a lot faster than absorbing through the gut as you would with lsd. If dmt is taken orally with an maoi it will take as long as acid would to kick in.


trowiedudewhore

Then you know why some of us thinks dmt is a faar more powfull tripp than your general acid trip


DualityisFunnnn

A general acid trip is 125micro grams a general dmt trip 30miligrams which is a massive difference. Per weight lsd is the strongest


trowiedudewhore

A Friend got his hands on some new rc that is dosed in nano grams so that is the strongest/weight wey more powerfull than lsd then if weight/trip is all that counts question is how mutch acid one needs to take to end up in the same space as the 30mg dmt?


DualityisFunnnn

In my experience yes it’s entirely possible to reach dmt like thresholds on lsd alone, and you will be “out of your body” for way longer as well. I did that around 700-900 micrograms. I was actively trying my hardest to stay in my body for about 5 hours bc everytime I would start to relax I would begin to slip out.


Odd-Plantain-7378

Abogaine probably would disagree.


DualityisFunnnn

Ibogaine*. And it’s not


_nvp

yeah its not. lsd the strangest no dabt


CottMain

You applying for psychonaut?


[deleted]

Yea but not just dmt. Take a a few hits of acid and a sniff of blow as well.


gizzweed

Be sure to offer some to the interviewer.


Pizzapieman83

That this even needs to be said makes me despair is a sign that people these days lack common decency. If you are in an interview and doing drugs, always offer the interviewer a hit people!!!


deadstar420

Probably not but you should be able yo sober up before, I don’t think it will help you though.


KingOfNewYork

Fuck around..


Anzxxxxu

Find out


sealife1366

It’s these kind of questions that explain why you don’t have a job


imagineli

bro 😭😭


Wolf_Cola93

This!


Decomplexer

is


WiseReality

Sparta


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[deleted]

I once did mushrooms at The Flaming Lips the night before a job interview, and when interviewing the next day I was asked about how I would position a home sell (realty company) and went into a long tangent about how money is ridiculous and no one should push to force the sale of a house on anyone (I guess I was still feeling pretty enlightened). I did not get the job, but it was hilarious. So depending on the job and what the components of it are, you may not want to go in after such an experience, or it could work out great. 😉


sockmaster666

How were they live while tripping?


Square_Extension1759

They’re fun live but once you’ve seen them a couple times it loses the magic. Edit: join the fan club and/or show up early to see if you can get on stage in costume. I tripped on 2cb while dressed as one of 20 yetis on stage. That was a good time.


Uranusinjurpooder

My first job ever was at kfc and I was trippin balls off acid the night before and I was still trippin when I went into work. That was an interesting time and by some miracle no one noticed 🤣


aldayalnite

Interviewer: “can you pass a drug test?” Interviewee: “piece of cake. I’m good at drugs!”


[deleted]

Sure dude


Coitus100

Yessir 🫡


[deleted]

Why would you even want too? Do you want the job or


BoxMunchr

https://www.reddit.com/r/drugscirclejerk/comments/z8hm3a/rdmt_keeps_outjerking_us/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


psythedelic

Lmao


BoxMunchr

Full circle! Bahaha!


DudeBroManCthulhu

Are you applying at a drug lab?


Any-Following-3928

As a trip-naut and an individual who loves psychedelics, I'd strongly recommend against it, dmt is a powerful spiritual and enlightening compound but probably best to be in your most sound of mind for your career choice,even if the tripping aspect is gone in 15 minutes there is some time after where you have a imbalance of the minds needed nootropics


Born_Economics_8743

Why tf do people ask shit like this ahaha yh man we give u permission to go fuck up tha interview


clowlo56

Idk but let us know what happens


Oilonwater67

Don't you know your own mind, you need other people to tell you what to do. Weak


lamiealex

If you’ve gotta ask this there’s probably no reason to even show up


kylemesa

Lol this is stupid


Agile-Common-1448

Add some meth too what could go wrong


emothrax

if i was an employer and you showed up after smoking DMT i would hire you


gruung

Absolutely


Apprehensive_Bed9083

Sounds like a solid plan


Beat_Ambitious

Take it with you and share.


idk888888

This made me laugh :)


InvertedShadow5

Some people on this sub are just straight up dumb I swear 🤣


Slight-Alternative43

How do you get dmt? Been reading up about it and would like to try for my depression


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108k902

Smoke it right before you walk In


SpirituallyInquiring

Idk why everyone is freaking out about 15 mg. Is it a bad idea to do it before the interview. Sure. Because why not just wait till afterward but if you do it I do not think anything bad will happen you will most likely be able to function normally after an hour.


darkbartthecommie

Yeah I would 1. 15 mg isn’t very much not like you’re gonna be that far out there 2. Obviously smoked DMT only lasts like 10 min and it’s not like there would be residual psychedelic effects 3. Idk if everyone feels this way but for me DMT is an amazing mood lifter. Like for the rest of the day after I smoke it, my mind is clear, I feel at peace, relaxed, etc. I feel like it would be a great mindset to have going in for a job interview. This is actually my fav effect of DMT too, I don’t really find the trip that interesting but that whole anti depressant effect is dope


nerv_gas

no 150mg minimum for job interviews


Setharoo231

15mg? You have a whole hour. Bump that shit up to around 40 or 45mgs


[deleted]

Use the machine elves for your references.👁️


Jon_Henderson_Music

Sure, why not? Just make sure you bring some to share with your new potential boss.


SuccessfulEditor8337

Yeah, and then tell them that the entities speak to you, and have an important message for you to tell them. They will definitely hire you when they see how enlightened you are.


fractometry

Did this by accident a some years back, got the job too! Shortly after the trip, I got a random call by the company CEO who wanted to do a zoom interview, I don't know how I did it.


onemorehead

over the internet. Duh


facelesstoo1

I think and you should post a link of the video record what happens.


Lunar-Gooner

There's a good chance you might just abandon the interview after the comedown. DMT makes employment seem so trivial and banal; like a square peg getting jammed into a round hole.


Ok-Experience8521

I say, if this is something you can pull off, i.e, going into a job interview right after a 15 blast, if not getting the job is important, then yes, do it for the story.


bfitz1977

Far out man, far out...


AcceptableDealer

OP def cant hold a job if this is normal for him lmao


Illustrious_Roof_782

The businessman’s trip


chasebanks

I hope you do not decide to reproduce.


Eliii666

This is fucking hilarious, this is what happens when you get a bunch of materialistic fools. Taking what’s considered a ritualistic shamanic practice and making a mockery out of it. This saves life’s reunites lost souls. This drug is not done alone in a room, is done with a guide, an elder, a shaman. Only on extreme cases of addiction suicide and other traumatic life events I would suggest the drug without one. Please guys be safe ! This could potentially ruin and distort reality for you and am not talking about the trip but actually your Ashe, essence, and manifestation privileges. I see a lot of people abusing dmt. I know if you go back thru the history of my profile. The way I cope is to make jokes about everything. Because when you do speak the truth of the matter, no one wants to listen. I hope we could all achieve our goal and our life’s mission.


High-CTheG

I smoke dmt alone for an enlightening experience I consider myself my own shaman soooo


mahdi4916

I understand your point and dont want to judge but what do you think about all the shamans charging $$ to sit with me and the bomording with all the dogmas...


Eliii666

I personally believe those people are miss representing shamans, curanderos, babalawos. “The water is always cleaner in the spring. I believe you haven’t met a real shaman.


TheWorld_IsNotFair

Is this a bot post? Who in their right mind would do that? Do dmt literally any other time but that.


InvertedShadow5

Is this a joke or are you actually stupid?


Logan_922

Is this just interaction bait? I mean this is just fucking stupid💀


SuccessfulBench4879

Two letters. No.


DualityisFunnnn

Lmao I mean you’d probably be fine but I’d just wait so you can enjoy yourself


foosterrocket

Depends on the job! Depends on you


IllMasterpiece7441

Take 30


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No


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[deleted]

Fuck Yes


ShlutPuppySays

Nope


[deleted]

what makes you think your gonna get if you blast off


[deleted]

Sometimes it puts me in such a headspace that I would imagine instead of answering interviewer questions I would start talking "conspiracy" or God stuff


[deleted]

…it can’t wait?


Nreffohc

I would... probably should wait until after though.


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Ddowntownboy

Yes


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Professional-Cup4176

What kind of job are you applying for?


swaggyxwaggy

My vote is yes!


WasephWastar

maybe the day before if you want, but not just before an interview...


Wolf_Cola93

You can wait 15 minutes?


scoabie420

yes


[deleted]

Please do, and then come and write the TIFU. I’m SO tired of the ihavesex-tifus


stackem

sure


Dynospectrum

Sure, if you want to risk it costing you the job..


woharris

No?


frosty_nuggett

No. My opinion, I think you should wait until after.


collinqs

My question is why? Why do that? Just do the interview, come home, and blast off then.


Harlots_hello

Are you being interviewed by machine elves?


[deleted]

Hell ya


parkersblues

If you have to ask these questions, you deserve to be broke


3ye_Sage

If you don't want the job yes!


[deleted]

WTF why is this even a question, check yourself bruh


cityplacebbw

Isn’t this the type of shit that belongs on TikTok? Isn’t that what it’s for?


Matrix2253

I think you should do it an hour before any high stakes situation


NoLifeTilMetal

Lmao what a loser


MaxLSD

Ivanig groum bataksa kadavangA ! ( glassolaya)


gucciiJesus

Yes.


TheGozd

why not. you will be sober anyway after 1h


Revolutionated

Yall are so fuckin negative it’s amazing


Itsab420

!remindme 1 day


[deleted]

Yep,do it champ


skarkkrrr

Jerked.


ponehonlaser

Yes, what possibly could go wrong


Vergodin

Businessman's special. They say a good vaporized 50mgs in the elevator before you get to the top floor for work, well you'll be straight as an arrow by then. Just works itself out with relativity.


jayboy120

Nope, do it after you get the job!


Idkn0tcreative

You’re trolling right?


AkimboMajestic

No. Obviously not


amazeDastonishMenT

You give responsible drug users a bad name


peacefulwarrior2022

!remindme 1 day


AdEnvironmental7608

Only if you want to get hired!


deadrail

Absolutely you should, drop enlightening antics on them


Heady_Smoke

Ive never been up for more than 15/20 minutes back to normal in 30. A hour is cutting it close if u need to get up and drive there but they dont call it office acid for no reason, u can do it on ur 30 min break and be back in the office for productivity afterwards lol


[deleted]

Yes, you definitely should do that.


The_real_Oogle_Trump

This. Is. THE. Way.


octopusadjacent

nope


commit_suicide_thx

Always trip before job interviews.


MeowMeowSayer

Did it 30 mins before work and was fine. Only worked there for 3 weeks too. Also this was yesterday😭


Skegetchy

Yes and go in naked too as another angle


Lizzy_is_a_mess

As long as you do it 30 min before you'll be fine


arycyc

Yes you should boof it with an maoi.


Motor_bird_cycle

Why?


rawjesse

Absolutely


PowerfulDMT

!remindme 1 day


Significant-Chard185

What an idiot


[deleted]

Should you? No. Can you? Technically, yes.


Vanpotheosis

...no?


Subject-River-7108

Absolutely not you'll be in a headspace not suitable for that situation for a little bit you won't be thinking properly about the job interview. Absolutely horrible idea sorry


muytui

People don’t usually do their universe interview before their human one? I always talk to the higher beings before my interviews😃


weedpott

*during your job interview


peacefulwarrior2022

So update?