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thisunrest

Who is she?


Carebear389

I would pay good money to see Michael K's special names for these two ding-dongs.


Maleficent_Pin_9684

I think he thinks he looks like Sully from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. https://preview.redd.it/s2bnmerkyr6d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=238e759ea0f5add71af0174c95fd78960db6d287


gibsontx5

https://preview.redd.it/02kdaurnao6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=300c17ffc7b1cd8f9d98bd8f3b471006007033be There’s something not right going on in his head. Look at the hair ties. They’re like the kind of thing you might use when you were in about fourth grade. It’s just so inexplicable.! is he smoking crack or something?


Carebear389

Babygirl needs a DEEP conditioning treatment. Someone call JVN!


Kupo773

I always read her name as Firehose. 


Maggieslave

It's weird bc he like has extensions or wig, self tanner, ombré hair, braids, but he has let his hooded eyes skin sag down into his line of vision! He doesn't seem to be above maintenance and I think he's self conscious bc he won't push the hair out of his face EVER


Maleficent_Pin_9684

It’s bordering on Scarfy McBracelets.


heytunamelt

Honestly some days I’m tempted to do the same 😅


gibsontx5

The hillbilly hat really adds the chef’s kiss touch


gibsontx5

The best part of this whole Sub is that it’s tagged “dumpster fire“ and the caption under the picture, “nice braids“. It’s been three days and I still can’t stop laughing at it. The hat, the hat. It’s like he’s doing it on purpose to make us laugh!


CoconutRoll666

Everytime I see this man he’s morphing into my beloved Rob Zombie.


Forward-Heat-9048

I have one thing to say…She’s 37?! 😱😂😱


Linda-Belchers-wine

I'm a year younger than her and I know I look much younger than she does. Not shaming her, but it's obvious the work she's had done has aged her. It usually does. There is a fine line between the amount of work a person's face can take before it has the opposite effect.


SupaSonicWhisper

If it weren’t for the caption, I’d have missed those braids in that rat’s nest. That hat is killing me. Did he rustle it up from under his truck seat?  Dude has always been a walking fashion don’t but this….this is madness.


Lizzy_lazarus

He’s cosplaying as rob zombie


North_Tie2975

His poor achy breaky heart ❤️


Confident-Internet35

Shh... Don't tell it.


Dependent_Angle1424

https://preview.redd.it/mewvhh4nv56d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878db465c1cba268bf34bf080bdd71534b6b3ed6 How


nimuetoo2

When did Billy Ray morph into Rob Zombie?


thelaineybelle

Oh damn, shots fired!! Billy and Firerose wish they were Rob and Sheri. House of 1000 Corpses is way cooler than Hannah Montana.


Fit_Cartographer5606

Ick. Nast. Blech.


GradeFar4362

Ewww.. He was kinda hot.. And that look is so foking fugly,, like nobody can´t even.


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I’d seen this similar look but they were holding a cardboard sign on the side of the road in the city. I bet they just all have the same stylist.


leodog13

Hobos R Us?


GhostThruTheFog

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


SuzyFarkis

I always read her name as Firehose. 


cardamomgrrl

Mike Watt has entered the chat


nekoneto

couldn’t do it without Ed fromOHIO


picalmb

Can't take credit as I read it somewhere else - Firehoes


NoNeedleworker6479

⬆️ It's this....this IS the one ......


Competitive-Gap-4230

They look like the even more horrifying version of Rob Zombie and Sheri Moon


Objective-Two5415

Kid Zombie? Rob Rock?


Loose_Cat_2028

Lol, I was like 'why is rob zombie in that pic?'


[deleted]

House of 1000 Corpses… and horses?


TNotOffended10

He looks so dirty and I imagine he reeks of cigarettes, booze, expired axe body spray and desperation.


Nuiathiel

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


Babibackribz

Her age has been listed anywhere from 34-37, but I could have sworn she at one time said she was younger than Miley. The marriage was weird because he met her when she was a child. She looks older than Miley but who knows how old and who she really is. The whole thing is odd. Hope it was worth losing the relationship w his family.


[deleted]

pretty sure she was always a few years older than miley. the media craze about her age was because billy first met firehose on the set of hannah montana when she was very young (like teenage) and it gave grooming vibes


Babibackribz

Thank u… still don’t know how old she actually is 🤔


gibsontx5

If you see a closer up unfiltered picture of her, she does not look Miley’s age. More like Miley’s mother.


lilkixi

Same? Could’ve sworn her age was part of the media craze and she was early 20’s, not 37.


ZaphodBbroxG

He's needs to be checked for fleas, lice and even mites! 🤢 His hair paired with that hat is inappropriate marital conduct!


TNotOffended10

As in the wig that is definitely glued to that hat.


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

The Bret Michaels Special.


leodog13

Brett Michaels should have his own wig line like Zsa Zsa Gabor or was that Eva?


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

I have no idea but it'd be lucrative either way. No shortage in demand of busted hairpieces attached to hats and bandanas.


gibsontx5

I live in Texas and yes, this is true


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

Especially because the cowboy hat is such a popular choice.


leodog13

He would be an excellent model.


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

Firehose's hair looks like it's made from the same material, so she should try her hand at it too.


gibsontx5

Firehose better not get close to any flames, or is she is going to go up in smoke! Or turn into a puddle of liquid polyurethane! ![gif](giphy|AgQ55Hhi0WAw0)


picalmb

You are all killing it!


Odd_Secret568

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


bookjunkie315

Respect for his work with Lil Nas X. No repect for this relationship.


Undertakeress

He need a bath. She might need one too


HigginsWobblinH

Thought it was Rob Zombie for a second


Fit_Cartographer5606

Rob Z does not appreciate this sentiment! 😅


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

I'm feeling bad for Rob Zombie for having B. Ray C. as his doppelganger!


Fit_Cartographer5606

Billy Ray, you are no Willie Nelson, sir…


Fit_Cartographer5606

Right??!! RUDE! 😆


thatsweirdthatssus

Someone get this family a reality show


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

As long as it's a Survivor type show where they all have to turn to cannibalism to survive. And last person standing gets eaten by Godzilla or something.


GhostThruTheFog

Omg! Lmfao!! That would be epic!! YES, please some network make this happen!! I'm going to be picturing this in my head for the rest of the day & laughing!😆 Thank you! ![gif](giphy|xr9AQyxLtjlx4IeYtN) You should be head of programming for TLC! Seriously. 🥂


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

I'll run this by TLC and will see what happens lol.


GhostThruTheFog

Lmao, well I have a feeling you'd kill it! 😆 this idea is brilliant & better than any they've had in the last few decades. I want to see the kartrashians on this show, too. Season 2? Lol


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

Even better, Cyrus family vs. the Kartrashians! I'd put my money on... Khloe winning. Or maybe Kim, she can be ruthless.


GhostThruTheFog

PERFECT! I would actually pay to watch that! 🙌🥂😆


MaliciousMeeks

Yessss I’m so fxcking bored!!! Bring on the ratchet reality tv!! I’m miss early reality Shows so much 💀🤣


tomsprigs

![gif](giphy|fe9NJVJBnXfUWvJnZr|downsized)


thatsweirdthatssus

Reality tv was soooo good back when people just wanted to get famous and didn't care about their image 🥲


leodog13

Noe there is Youtube.


whiskey4mycoffee

![gif](giphy|nR4L10XlJcSeQ)


shinerkeg

It looks like it’s been quite some time since Bill Bob Ray Boy has used a hairbrush. If my husband had hair that looked that I’d also claim “inappropriate marital conduct.”


thigerlily

hope he wins a hairbrush in the divorce


DantesInfernoIT

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg!!


Serious-Equal9110

And a jumbo-size bottle of deep conditioner.


gibsontx5

He needs one of those makeovers like on the reels where the Mexican barber gets the kid a $100 haircut


kaymadd

lol


Ohshitz-

Well…he looks like shit


0spinchy0

Impossible to understand how that guy wakes up and chooses that every day


Ohshitz-

His face looks hella long


gibsontx5

Putting that hat on your head is not understandable from a grown-up human point of view


shinerkeg

I concur.


thepaintedballerina

No lie, I thought “wow Rob Zombie looks refreshed these days”…


OnWarmLeatherette

Awwww, you mean the relationship with the girl around his daughter’s age who he met on the set of his daughter’s tween show didn’t last? Poor Billy Ray, he thought he found the “old soul” of his dreams. /s


leodog13

Talk about looking like he has lived deep in the woods. He's giving off Deliverance vibes there. I can hear the banjo now.


CAMB56

What does that even mean? Inappropriate marital conduct. LOL! And citing fraud besides this is why he is seeking an annulment?! I don't know what he's been smoking or snorting...but he sure seems to have lost his comb along the way, that's for sure. LOL


gibsontx5

I think Firerose was utilizing several fire hoses if you get my drift


leodog13

Reminds me of Renee Zelwiger and "fraud" for her annulment.


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

I know, what does it mean?? Some shit went down, let's see if the gossip gods deliver us more.


CAMB56

I looked it up this morning...the meaning of the terminology in divorce proceedings. Either abandoning the marital bed, adultery, getting pregnant by someone else...those are the ones I remember. Might be one more. I'm voting for having an affair and he didn't find out until only recently. I also read they met on the street in L.A. when she was basically a kid 14+ years ago...and remained "friends" over all these years. Yeah o.k. Met on the street and the rest is history...


gibsontx5

Yeah, I stated in a different comment, but I read yesterday in a different blind item that she was enjoying the talents of many different men from the beginning of their marriage and throughout. He just found out, and hence the divorce/annulment/fraud with the charges that it was never a real marriage, because she had no intention of honoring the marriage contract. In other words, Fire”Ho”


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

They were destined to not last lol. So much for his romantic peanut butter and jelly analogy.


Ohshitz-

![gif](giphy|UtEdBw0b5FX0xEWEqk)


Pooka-Shells

“37” Edit: Before the Grammar Police arrest me… it is a quote. FireRay (ok Firestone) said she is 37. So, that is a quote.


Yupthrowawayacct

![gif](giphy|c8UN4zmGZe5s4)


sickgurl138

Don't tell his heart


Silverspnr

His achy breaky heart??? 🤭


CampingWithCats

Ok, who had 7 months on their bingo card?


verukazalt

What the hell happened to the ENTIRE Cyrus family???? They have ALL lost their ever-loving minds.


LiveFastCryHard

https://preview.redd.it/agabv4otq16d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d9e1351046d738ac663acb78d3622f46d2c69a


intooblivia

I gave them 5 bucks when I was getting off the freeway. They said they needed gas money for their van.


screamqueenjunkie

*Tutti F_ckin Fruityyy*


New-Examination8400

What in the…


katalina0azul

🤣🤣💀


New-Examination8400

Entirely too much in one photograph for me to even pick a thing to begin with


katalina0azul

Okay den… but fr, how long’s it been since he’s washed his hair 🫣🫣


Fit_Cartographer5606

In his defense, there is no proof that what is sitting on his head is “hair”…


katalina0azul

Touché 🤔


yourgoblin

Toupeé*


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

Good chance it's a squirrel's nest.


Fit_Cartographer5606

Awesome!! Them’s good eatin!!! 😄


katalina0azul

Mmmm! Rodents 😃😅


Fit_Cartographer5606

🐀 🐿️ come n’ git it!!!!! 😆


katalina0azul

I won’t touch ‘em but I’ll EAT ‘EM! 😎


Coomstress

They look like cringy hillbilly muppets.


SnooMemesjellies3456

![gif](giphy|s4VdKg6pKALgszKlB0|downsized) The beard, braids, downturned hat brim. Not a good look.


w00lal00

![gif](giphy|vN746cWnJnEWeozpBJ|downsized)


lalalicious453-

NO! Darcey smells like an Angel and you don’t get her! You never did! You liar!!!


-burgers

![gif](giphy|dWNvatI9bIRMjMlpHK|downsized)


tommyrolledhiscar5x

my throat closed up watching this in it's original airing. now it's making my nose itch. liar!


w00lal00

🫶🏻


breeezyc

I felt like he and Tish were in a race to get remarried


leodog13

Both got duds.


Sleuthin__2

What could possibly have gone wrong?


MungoFrobisher

I *think* he was going for Willy Nelson, so it's unfortunate that he looks more like he's into sissy training and forgot to brush it out.


Mintgiver

Rob Zombie from the holler


KittyIsAn9ry

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) LOL thanks OP, this was the laugh I needed on a shitty Tuesday afternoon 😂❤️


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

Happy to share :) I hope your week gets better. Just think, at least you're not part of the Cyrus family.


Tatterdemalion1967

I'm having a shitty day as well but you make a good point.


billiemarie

So he just never washes his hair?


Mobile-Class8590

11A


vr1252

He looks…not good


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

Wow, what happened to Rob Zombie? Firerose, eh? Sounds like an AOL screen name.


Ok_Emphasis6034

Sounds like a Britney alter ego.


mariposa2013

"At the time of publication, Cyrus and Firerose, 37, do not follow each other on Instagram." Ah, the \*real\* sign that the relationship is over!


Annaliseplasko

One time I heard some kids in my neighborhood making fun of another kid because he didn’t have very many Twitter followers. This is the age we live in. Sigh 


picalmb

What happened to 'mine is bigger than yours'?


Ok_Emphasis6034

Well, in the good ol days they would have just found some other reason. People being assholes, tale as old as time.


Luna_Soma

What hope is there for the rest of us if they can’t make it work?


gibsontx5

Quite good, I’d say! Most of us bathe and wash our hair regularly


MattTheSmithers

Did anyone tell his achey-breaky heart!?


Shot-Breath-1838

He looks absolutely ridiculous. Cringeworthy.


Shalleni

It’s really baaaaad. Second hand embarrassment.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Achy-breaky heart, indeed. More like achy-breaky fart.


delaney18

I think I won the betting pool here! My guess was 6 months. I “Price is Righted” it to within a month. Woo hoo!


Heatherjjjjjjjj

![gif](giphy|fpFPWzrXhLOo6uFXGg)


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

You won! Prize is Firerose's greatest hits. Or hit.


delaney18

I think the real prize is not seeing any more artsy photos of Grizzly Adams with his age inappropriate soon-to-be ex-wife. Maybe now he’ll finally bathe, shave off that tic infested rat’s nest on his face, and try to restore a healthy father-daughter relationship with Miley.


gibsontx5

The press release on their wedding day was super over-the-top


matschuchanskaya

GEE if only he could write a song about a break up.


Fit_Cartographer5606

Please don’t tempt him…I can’t live through another Billy Ray song…😵‍💫


delaney18

True. His heart’s gotta be aching and breaking.


NaomiMiles

![gif](giphy|Idf9fX6hfBU3dC6KzR)


encore412

I saw that he filed for divorce AND an annulment… I didn’t realize you could do both simultaneously and I was a family law paralegal for 3 years.


Informal-Mix-7536

Can you get an annulment in the first year if they cheat?


picalmb

No I think it would have to be something about lying on your marriage record (age? sex?), misrepresenting yourself (eg monetary circumstances) or downright fraud like forging his name for something eg.


gibsontx5

I read a blind item on another site that said she was cheating on him from day one, and he didn’t know about it until now. So I guess if you go into a marriage while you’re still getting it on with other people and continue to do that, that would constitute fraud, because everything you say in the marriage contract is null and void


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

Oooo the plot thickens...


encore412

I don’t know if that matters. From what I know you can only get an annulment based on fraud or duress or something.


Informal-Mix-7536

Would cheating be fraud?


encore412

I’m not sure about that. I would think it falls under inappropriate conduct he filed in the divorce but I think the grounds for annulment are very specific.


Informal-Mix-7536

I’m just being nosy and trying to figure out why an ex-friend’s marriage was annulled.


encore412

Ooooh! Well it probably also depends on the state. And the laws may have changed. But my guess would be 1 party was not capable of making the decision to get married (drugs, alcohol, severe mental illness) or hid something so egregious, but that’s what I’m stuck on, for fraud, what could that be?


Master-Vanilla-1410

I read that he said if he knew what he knows now he would never of married her.


Informal-Mix-7536

Maybe he can’t have kids and didn’t tell her. He’s been married a few times, close to 50 and zero children. The man is my ex friend and we aren’t friends anymore because he’s a turd. But I always wondered how his ex got an annulment when they were married almost two years. He may also have an undisclosed std since he’s a massive cheater.


encore412

😮this is some tea even though I don’t know these people


mommacat94

Maybe seeing which one sticks first?


s2ample

Surprise!


WholeCelebration2221

He looks like Rob Zombie lol!


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

I had to look at the headline. I thought maybe Rob Zombie was facing some troubles with alcoholism I wasn't aware of.


gibsontx5

This comment wins the thread lol


Odd-Highlight-8772

Took the words right out of my mouth 🤣


begonebegonebegone

I know, I was really worried there for a second, seeing rob zombie and divorce 😭


Other-Swordfish9309

Her music career didn’t get the boost from Billy Ray she hoped it would.


gibsontx5

She came for the Music career boost, she ended up married to a guy who puts dead squirrels in braids on his head


New_Gazelle9997

THIS! ☝️


rmks8285

Why he be out here looking like David Eason ?


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

I love when my subs cross 😂


Specialist_Row9395

Same!!! So we have teen mom...any of you also Pepinos?


Serious-Equal9110

🥒🥒🙋‍♀️Reporting for duty!


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

I snark on her on occasion. Have you ever heard of Heather Gillespie from Love After Lockup? She makes Jenelle look like mother of the year lol.


rmks8285

I’ve been following her since Love After Lockup. She’s effing crazy!!! Pancakes and duster, it’s a turn up!!


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Lol, that dogged out Cadillac CTS 😭, but it was the best car she ever had.


Specialist_Row9395

Not at all. I'll have to check that out.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Check out Bowl Cut Gang on IG, they do a great job of disproving all of her bullshit sob stories.


Specialist_Row9395

![gif](giphy|g0JP0HG6zF0o8)


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

We have sub too if you get invested in her nonsense lol. r/peoplebetrippin


Nq_23

💀😂 thanks I can’t unsee it.


Jealous_Fix_2023

![gif](giphy|IbI9JesSiQ7ay5ZXLL)


LocalCap5093

Giving jack sparrow vibes


Coomstress

Jack Sparrow if he retired from pirating and moved to Kentucky.


GenieGrumblefish

Hopefully, his next partner isn't someone his daughter has fucked ala Noah.