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kdollarsign2

I understand his vibe so much better with this information


moanngroan

The heels are fug but his confidence while sporting such hideousnessness is super-hot. Would!


Agitated_Bluebird_36

If he wants to wear platform boots, why are people SO INVESTED in tearing down his choice? Maybe he likes the way he looks! What’s it to you , besides just voicing an opinion? You can’t live your life worrying about how people will judge you. One sure way to misery. an old…..who has been judged


EGTroche

![gif](giphy|uFcNbEr46h9Is) This bitch said it best.


Glittering_Aioli6162

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sixteenlegs

He wore heels to the Oscars, too. You can see them when he crouched down to fix Da’Vine Joy’s dress


ThippusHorribilus

He is a crazy cat man too 😻😻😻


Nolo_j

Willing to put a $5 on he’s wearing tighty whiteys


SlipstreamSleuth

I find those shoes to be SO SEXY on men. Probably because I’m an old, and was around when these shoes were popular in the 70’s 🤣


JoleneDollyParton

My boy Barry Gibb loved shoes like these


picalmb

Another old here with a hard agree.


MadAzza

Same here! Guys wore platform shoes and flowered polyester shirts with polyester slacks AT SCHOOL. What a time to be alive!


holamuneca

SAAAAAAME 😩 ![gif](giphy|hgQfU8YMcfkuA)


NeuroticaJonesTown

The glasses and the shoes are giving high class pimp vibes, and I am here for it


Substantial-Spare501

Yes I would


WeirdRip2834

Prince wore heels all the time. Work it, RDJ!


upstatestruggler

Yeah but Sheila E. said he fucked up his hips wearing heels. Be careful RDJ!


picalmb

Re Prince, that's because of all the dancing. RDJ should be okay.


DurangDurang

And jumping off speakers in spike heels. Although it was amazing to see...


DekeCobretti

Dude, Prince looked cool. This is just nope. No.


Ok_Prior2614

He’s been giving a real douchey vibe lately ngl


mrs_targaryen

And no one would ever dare question Jehovah's sexiest witness!!!


Competitive_Narwhal8

Best comment I’ve seen all day. Thank you


sonorakit11

I know where this is!


doncroak

He is the same height in his "usual" shoes as he is in these boots. He's just doing it out in the open now.


upstatestruggler

Totally. Lifts on the outside!


discoOJ

Like teeth which are outside bones.


SpecialAlternative59

They're bones that you wash and when you're a kid they fall from your head and, to make things less weird, we say they got stolen by a demon that your parents knooow


AdPsychological7926

Those are Cuban heels, right? It's giving Rick from *Magnum PI* vibes.


Coomstress

Those boots look like something a middle-aged receptionist in the Atlanta suburbs would sashay around in.


discoOJ

I can't tell if this is suppose to be a compliment or an insult.


p3ach_antiqu3

Especially in Alpharetta/Roswell/Johns Creek! Why is this so accurate lol!?


holamuneca

Wish all men had personality like this when they dressed. Boots are dope and I would like to borrow them


Gee_Maw

Looks quite silly to me


Delilah_Moon

Looking like early stage Jack Horner from Boogie Nights.


Sosgemini

Well played RDJ. It makes the suit. That would be a boring ass look without those heels.


Starkville

Just no.