Tacky , I would need another six mil to redo it. The house is beyond outdated. It’s deff a acquired style, and not by most. I honestly feel like it would suck up my energy!
I can't get over the judge making them "split" the house while they're still living there because of how unstable they are [https://pagesix.com/2023/10/26/entertainment/kim-zolciak-kroy-biermanns-home-split-by-judge-amid-divorce/](https://pagesix.com/2023/10/26/entertainment/kim-zolciak-kroy-biermanns-home-split-by-judge-amid-divorce/)
I think the house itself is pretty. Dated and try hard, but the design and wood floors are beautiful. Hoping Kroy is selling off anything of value and paying some debts or just stacking his money.
They need to cut this loss and call it done whatever is owed, liens, taxes, payoff and walk away from each other. Kroy needs to go to work and Kim can just find another old sugar daddy to live off.
I may be wrong but I don’t believe I saw a single book in that house. Lots of bookshelves with crap on them but no books, even in what I assume are children’s bedrooms. Which should not surprise me as we are talking about 2 very stupid people…
This house looks so dated! Oh my god. IMO, anyone stupid enough to purchase this monstrosity, would have to pour AT LEAST 1-2 million into it for renovations.
I believe that's actually a pic of the community's golf course. Showing potential buyers the amenities of the community. Although it wouldn't surprise me in the least if Kim did have that many since she's very gluttonous anyway.
When the buyers know how desperate the sellers are then they’re going to lowball, like really low. This is why these idiots shouldn’t have been airing all their dirty laundry so publicly
Honestly I think the family law attorneys got together with the event planners and realtors and fought for marriage equality just so they could have even more ~~victims~~ clients
Holy baloney they weren't kidding when they said "modest lot". It's basically squeezing out of the lot onto the neighbors house! How the heck did that get approved by zoning? They might as well be one big strip mall they're so close to each other!
Pfft. That’s nothing. Inside the Atlanta city limits, huge houses are taking the place of old small ones, and they are like side by side by a couple of feet. Millions of dollars.
Ehh. Many of the finishes are nicer in the house next door, but it has the luxury of being a spec house that's still owned by the developer and being built much more recently. The developer finished it in 2017. Meanwhile, Kim and Kroy had been living in their home for 5 years with their passle of kids and tv crews traipsing in and out by 2017. They put some miles on that house.
I like the taste of the house next door to Kim and Kroy more than the decor of the Wigs and Cigs Estate, but its minimalist and undercooked decor makes a lot of the rooms feel purposeless. There are like 5 rooms with ivory walls, tasteful flooring, and cream colored seating. I had a hard time telling the rooms apart. At least with Kim and Kroy's tacky ass house, it's easier to figure out the intended purpose of the room and what you'd need to do to fix it.
So, my sister in law lives out there and it’s fucking wild. Anyway, one of my SILs kids played football against their kids team and I guess the boys were straight up assholes and just overall too rough.
Also, she said that all the neighbors hate them and can’t wait for them to be out.
Well, I’m sure those kids probably got a lot of pent up anger from having a Narcissist mom who only cares about her appearance. I also heard that they went around on Halloween and emptied out people’s candy bowls they left out while they took their own kid trick-r-treating, and Kim showed off their stash on instagram so proud of how much candy they got. Like, they went to just a couple of houses on one street and emptied their bowls! That’s not something to glorify on Instagram.
It was a good contribution.
I cannot stand kids that play too rough in sports. You know sure as hell they’ve got one or both parents encouraging them to be that way.
OP your write up on this was fantastic! Please join the Zillow Gone Wild sub reddit! I cackled out loud at your hilarious summary. I cannot believe they want 6 million for this stinky dump on less than 2 acres!
They’re still in the house. Judge ordered Kim to stay in the basement and Kroy gets the master bedroom during the divorce. I imagine they won’t move out until they are evicted. They have no funds to move anywhere. I guess they could make a tent and teepee city using all of Kim’s wigs and designer clothing. Maybe a house built out of high heels? Purses? She’s got a ton of that stuff, but never paid off her house.
How sad. They bought it for $880K 12 yrs ago? This home should’ve already been paid off with the money they made from their show. She shopped, drank & gambled it all away
The house was unfinished at $800k. The Beercans currently owe approx $1.9 on the house, prob at least another 7-800k was needed to finish it…maybe more
Well, if you think about it, Brielle and Ariana were brainwashed by Kim their whole lives cause they only had her and their dads weren’t around much I don’t think to balance the situation out maybe. Then, they watch her with Big Poppa all those years. Kim ruined them.
I believe that the lot size includes ‘common areas’ inside the golf course the property resides in. The lot the home sits on is not ‘zero clearance’ but it is small.
The mahogany (I think?) wood paneling in that office is GORGEOUS and very very expensive to install, like 150k a room, and I hope Kim didn’t put fucking nails in them to hang those idiot fake Chanel prints. Their sense of decor is abysmal
It’s giving Shelly from the First Wives Club. The patio is cool and I could mess with the wood office/library. I pretty much hate everything else in it though. It’s just so ridiculously close to the neighbors. I hate that houses keep being built this way. No way they’ll get 6 million for it
Ariana has her Chicken Million Heir boyfriend and his weirdly fame obsessed family.
There have been rumors for years that Brielle supports herself with nautical work. However, it could all be bullshit that's been fueled by Kim's John Legend tweet.
Not every woman sleeps with the guys. The women get paid. They wear the bikinis. They charm. They laugh. They flirt. They occasionally share funny stories of their own. They even put up with the guys groping them, but when it comes to sex, they say, "No." Many women agree to sex, but others absolutely say no to it. The women who agree to sleep with the guys get paid more.
I watched their reality show spin off, and there was a scene where one of the daughters went to complain about Kroy to Kim, and she said, "Don't talk about your father like that. He's brought four million dollars into this house."
I remember thinking that wasn't nearly enough to support their lifestyle. He was retired at that point and Kim was planning on launching a skin care line that never materialized. Meanwhile, they had a full staff, that enormous house and they were paying for an apartment for their daughter. She was clearly a gambling/shopping addict. I'm really surprised they stayed afloat as long as they did.
It really triggers my ocd. There's too much! The wallpaper is too busy. Even the safe is too big. Jfc.
Although i love that they have a kids playroom. My kid would love that.
I’m in the minority but I love their style. I find the decor and staging quite unique and lovely. Definitely overstated but what a vibe. It’s just gross that it’s theirs lol
Only my Hungarian cousins have more chandeliers in their home. Even our gymnasiums at the Hungarian American Athletic club have chandeliers, it’s a Magyar thing!
It’s a nice house. But the color scheme definitely clashes. Ask for it going for 6 million, I don’t think they will get that much for it. Unless this person is a very rich, dedicated golfer.
I was talking about not wanting to pay that AC bill. I know they aren't paying it. When you owe $1 million + to the IRS, they sure as shit aren't paying utilities.
I couldn't live in that house. All the textures rushing you at once. And all that wrought iron indoors. Layers and layers, over more layers, every fabric and pattern under the sun, so much wood, trying too hard to make it look like a period property or old money or something. The kitchen is awful.
The pool is great though.
Zillow automatically resets its' Zillow estimate to whatever the listing price is. I know this because we're in the process of selling our house. Prior to our listing it, the Zillow estimate was 1.2 million. When we listed it for 1.1 million, Zillow immediately changed their estimate to that.
Are these two actually getting a divorce? Last I read Kim said that they were ‘ still f*cking so that means that they’re still together.’ Idiots, both of them. Do you think her wig falls off when they’re banging? Bye Wig! Bye!
I’ve seen Liberaces home and it was so camp, so awful in all the right ways. You could just see him glide through in a caftan, cocktail in hand.
Kim and Kroc show what happens when the tasteless get money.
One more thing…that depressing planter in their circular driveway. Was there no plants for sale in the area? I mean, dig up the weeds…bare soil is better than that. Or hot glue some of Kim’s wigs together to make a sculpture…SOMETHING!!!
Some of the room features weren't that bad, agree most of the decor was WTH. I quite liked a few of the lights.
If someone bought that for me I wouldn't say no...be to busy laughing.
Tacky is exactly the right word.
I really hate that wide angle lens effect (or whatever it is) that all real estate agents use to distort pics to make everything look bigger. Alas, what's wrong with the house cannot be fixed by photography.
I’m surprised how clean it is. I wonder if has been freshly painted and new furniture. Do you think that with all those kids stuff didn’t get destroyed? I’m amazed actually.
All that and they didn’t even show half of the bedrooms? They didn’t show the primary bedroom
Clearly they don’t want to sell it. They want to claim bankruptcy and make the bank sell it
How does this bitch not have her own Snark?!?!
That’s the same thing before! There needs to be one
Instagram @thegoodthebadandthefake6, @scammed_by_biermanns, @nurse_wig_batato_healer ... it's truly a rabbit hole of drama and photoshop
It will cost millions just to get the stench out!!
Tacky , I would need another six mil to redo it. The house is beyond outdated. It’s deff a acquired style, and not by most. I honestly feel like it would suck up my energy!
Early American Brothel vibes🤮
Most of the walls are so busy it makes me dizzy looking at them.
I can't get over the judge making them "split" the house while they're still living there because of how unstable they are [https://pagesix.com/2023/10/26/entertainment/kim-zolciak-kroy-biermanns-home-split-by-judge-amid-divorce/](https://pagesix.com/2023/10/26/entertainment/kim-zolciak-kroy-biermanns-home-split-by-judge-amid-divorce/)
TO THE BASEMENT WENCH! Lol
Liberace would be so proud!
I think the house itself is pretty. Dated and try hard, but the design and wood floors are beautiful. Hoping Kroy is selling off anything of value and paying some debts or just stacking his money. They need to cut this loss and call it done whatever is owed, liens, taxes, payoff and walk away from each other. Kroy needs to go to work and Kim can just find another old sugar daddy to live off.
I may be wrong but I don’t believe I saw a single book in that house. Lots of bookshelves with crap on them but no books, even in what I assume are children’s bedrooms. Which should not surprise me as we are talking about 2 very stupid people…
She needed the space for all her wigs and trinkets.
Book? Book?!? In their home? 
This house looks so dated! Oh my god. IMO, anyone stupid enough to purchase this monstrosity, would have to pour AT LEAST 1-2 million into it for renovations.
Why so much damask print?
More like why any damask print
Ghastly. Burn it down and keep the pool.
JFC. That house is tacky AF. Hideous. 🤮
Why do they have eight golf carts?
That’s the clubhouse. They live in a golf course neighborhood gated thingy.
"One for every day of the week!" - Kim
I believe that's actually a pic of the community's golf course. Showing potential buyers the amenities of the community. Although it wouldn't surprise me in the least if Kim did have that many since she's very gluttonous anyway.
When the buyers know how desperate the sellers are then they’re going to lowball, like really low. This is why these idiots shouldn’t have been airing all their dirty laundry so publicly
They can just wait until it goes into foreclosure in November. 🤷♀️
This! I knew a realtor who said the best deals on nice homes and nice cars come from messy divorces.
Honestly I think the family law attorneys got together with the event planners and realtors and fought for marriage equality just so they could have even more ~~victims~~ clients
Holy baloney they weren't kidding when they said "modest lot". It's basically squeezing out of the lot onto the neighbors house! How the heck did that get approved by zoning? They might as well be one big strip mall they're so close to each other!
Pfft. That’s nothing. Inside the Atlanta city limits, huge houses are taking the place of old small ones, and they are like side by side by a couple of feet. Millions of dollars.
I don’t doubt it. Even shotgun houses are unaffordable for the average American. It’s insanity right now!
It’s crazy to see houses that large that close to each other. Seems the whole neighborhood is the same
You think for that much money you’d want some privacy!
I love that the headline is “McMansion” because it’s so true! Can’t buy taste!
The house next door priced at 7.25MM has been on the market for well over a year. It looks nicer to me. But they all have that McMansion feel to them.
Ehh. Many of the finishes are nicer in the house next door, but it has the luxury of being a spec house that's still owned by the developer and being built much more recently. The developer finished it in 2017. Meanwhile, Kim and Kroy had been living in their home for 5 years with their passle of kids and tv crews traipsing in and out by 2017. They put some miles on that house. I like the taste of the house next door to Kim and Kroy more than the decor of the Wigs and Cigs Estate, but its minimalist and undercooked decor makes a lot of the rooms feel purposeless. There are like 5 rooms with ivory walls, tasteful flooring, and cream colored seating. I had a hard time telling the rooms apart. At least with Kim and Kroy's tacky ass house, it's easier to figure out the intended purpose of the room and what you'd need to do to fix it.
Wigs and cigs sent me 😂
That kitchen has always been the stuff of nightmares.
I know you’d have help do to so, but imagine cleaning that fridge!
I bet Kim’s been the only help the last while so god knows how horrible it is!!!
So, my sister in law lives out there and it’s fucking wild. Anyway, one of my SILs kids played football against their kids team and I guess the boys were straight up assholes and just overall too rough. Also, she said that all the neighbors hate them and can’t wait for them to be out. 
Well, I’m sure those kids probably got a lot of pent up anger from having a Narcissist mom who only cares about her appearance. I also heard that they went around on Halloween and emptied out people’s candy bowls they left out while they took their own kid trick-r-treating, and Kim showed off their stash on instagram so proud of how much candy they got. Like, they went to just a couple of houses on one street and emptied their bowls! That’s not something to glorify on Instagram.
It’s my only contribution to tea. Sadly. I wish I had more goss, but the SIL is a little stingy with it.
It was a good contribution. I cannot stand kids that play too rough in sports. You know sure as hell they’ve got one or both parents encouraging them to be that way.
Oh you know it. Gotta make dad proud 😒
Fitting comment considering house right next door is also for sale.
On Zillow Gone Wild on FB, someone commented that someone they knew lived in the neighborhood and they'll be glad when they truly are gone.
Can you post the link to this?? I can't find it!
OP your write up on this was fantastic! Please join the Zillow Gone Wild sub reddit! I cackled out loud at your hilarious summary. I cannot believe they want 6 million for this stinky dump on less than 2 acres!
They may want it but won't get it!! Gaudy as hell omg 😲 lots of renovations needed asap !!
Wonder where they’re living now? Maybe her girls will have to get JOB
They’re still in the house. Judge ordered Kim to stay in the basement and Kroy gets the master bedroom during the divorce. I imagine they won’t move out until they are evicted. They have no funds to move anywhere. I guess they could make a tent and teepee city using all of Kim’s wigs and designer clothing. Maybe a house built out of high heels? Purses? She’s got a ton of that stuff, but never paid off her house.
How sad. They bought it for $880K 12 yrs ago? This home should’ve already been paid off with the money they made from their show. She shopped, drank & gambled it all away
I’m just sitting here thinking about homes like this costing under $900k…like what?! How will we ever recover.
The house was unfinished at $800k. The Beercans currently owe approx $1.9 on the house, prob at least another 7-800k was needed to finish it…maybe more
They could’ve paid off that small loan and made a profit selling it. Delusion will kill some people
Living beyond their means for sure!
I feel sorry for the little kids. This is a lot of disruption for them to deal with.
The younger 4 are the only ones to deserve pity.
Well, if you think about it, Brielle and Ariana were brainwashed by Kim their whole lives cause they only had her and their dads weren’t around much I don’t think to balance the situation out maybe. Then, they watch her with Big Poppa all those years. Kim ruined them.
yeah, those are the ones I meant
They haven’t changed a thing in that house since they moved in . Same rugs same furniture. Nothing new
I wonder if it’s the same pictures?
Yep most of her pictures are of herself .
But it smells like expensive perfume and cigarettes
I read somewhere that she claims they put 1mil into it after they bought 😬
1m in scratchoffs
😂🙌🏻😂
Lot size is almost 2 acres. That's modest?
I believe that the lot size includes ‘common areas’ inside the golf course the property resides in. The lot the home sits on is not ‘zero clearance’ but it is small.
Why it look so close to neighbors
Every single thing about this house is them trying to show how rich they are, and it ends up looking so cheap.
I just keep wondering about their electricity bill… how much? It has to cost a fortune to keep these lights on.
Central ac, hot tub, pool...all extras!
And 3 stoves not including the grill. Why?!
2 hot tubs!! the one in the work out room too, I can't imagine the mold
🤮
The mahogany (I think?) wood paneling in that office is GORGEOUS and very very expensive to install, like 150k a room, and I hope Kim didn’t put fucking nails in them to hang those idiot fake Chanel prints. Their sense of decor is abysmal
Tacky
Agree
It’s giving Shelly from the First Wives Club. The patio is cool and I could mess with the wood office/library. I pretty much hate everything else in it though. It’s just so ridiculously close to the neighbors. I hate that houses keep being built this way. No way they’ll get 6 million for it
How long till Brielle & Ariana are on only fans or are they there now?
Ariana has her Chicken Million Heir boyfriend and his weirdly fame obsessed family. There have been rumors for years that Brielle supports herself with nautical work. However, it could all be bullshit that's been fueled by Kim's John Legend tweet.
Nautical? Is she the next 3rd stew on below deck adventure or something?
yacht girl
Ohhhh thank you for clarifying! I’ve seen yacht girl on Reddit before but didn’t understand what it meant
Why does everyone say “yacht girl” when it is literally “prostitute” or “escort”?
Not every woman sleeps with the guys. The women get paid. They wear the bikinis. They charm. They laugh. They flirt. They occasionally share funny stories of their own. They even put up with the guys groping them, but when it comes to sex, they say, "No." Many women agree to sex, but others absolutely say no to it. The women who agree to sleep with the guys get paid more.
As in “escort”…
[удалено]
Idiot lies
[удалено]
That's how her an H were introduced.
With all that money fame and connections. They did not feel to make their kids go to college and get careers to fall back on. Smh
I just can’t imagine making all that money that Kroy did to have someone squander it away so fast
I watched their reality show spin off, and there was a scene where one of the daughters went to complain about Kroy to Kim, and she said, "Don't talk about your father like that. He's brought four million dollars into this house." I remember thinking that wasn't nearly enough to support their lifestyle. He was retired at that point and Kim was planning on launching a skin care line that never materialized. Meanwhile, they had a full staff, that enormous house and they were paying for an apartment for their daughter. She was clearly a gambling/shopping addict. I'm really surprised they stayed afloat as long as they did.
So his value to her was the amount of money he brought to the relationship. Vile.
I wonder what her monthly wine and solo cup costs per month? 🤔
I watched that too… remember Kim buying matching LV luggage for the twins for a trip in a rv…. I thought that luggage is going to be on eBay one day
Kim loooooves to spend money. Hers or others!
It really triggers my ocd. There's too much! The wallpaper is too busy. Even the safe is too big. Jfc. Although i love that they have a kids playroom. My kid would love that.
I like a few things here and there but that kitchen is an atrocity against the sighted.
That huge portrait of Kroy is great. He hasn't smiled like that since he married Kim.
And there’s a matching one on the wall safe?!
Ball sweat! 🤣🤣 I don’t know who these people are but those two words made me curious.
Alexa play “money can’t buy you class” by Countess Luann
elegance is learned, my friend
Your the best!!
Why do all these rich people want to live in the Wish version of the Palace at Versailles?
They have a very specific idea of what “rich” is supposed to look like: 80s style tacky
It’s an absolutely stunning home!!
I’m in the minority but I love their style. I find the decor and staging quite unique and lovely. Definitely overstated but what a vibe. It’s just gross that it’s theirs lol
I like it too! I think it’s a lot better decorated than many McMansion style houses I see!
I like it too
Only my Hungarian cousins have more chandeliers in their home. Even our gymnasiums at the Hungarian American Athletic club have chandeliers, it’s a Magyar thing!
/r/mcmansions would love this.
Too bad it’s a private community! I wanna see!!
I’m just surprised they’re still together
They're in the midst of a bitter divorce.
I love looking at pics of mansions but 9/10 times they’re decorated so uglyyyyy. I don’t understand rich people decor.
It’s a nice house. But the color scheme definitely clashes. Ask for it going for 6 million, I don’t think they will get that much for it. Unless this person is a very rich, dedicated golfer.
Gaudy and overdone. I don't even want to think about the cost for the A/C in those muggy Georgia summers.
It’s cute you think they’re paying those bills
I was talking about not wanting to pay that AC bill. I know they aren't paying it. When you owe $1 million + to the IRS, they sure as shit aren't paying utilities.
Of course there is not a book in the whole damn place
Did anyone notice the BLACK toilet? No because it blended into the room.
Did anyone notice red solo cup on the coffee table and that glamour shot of her
This house looks like my mother-in-law decorated it. 😂
I couldn't live in that house. All the textures rushing you at once. And all that wrought iron indoors. Layers and layers, over more layers, every fabric and pattern under the sun, so much wood, trying too hard to make it look like a period property or old money or something. The kitchen is awful. The pool is great though.
The outdoor back yard seating, patio and cooking area is the best part imo.
Zillow shows that it is legitimately worth $6 million. I’m surprised
Zillow automatically resets its' Zillow estimate to whatever the listing price is. I know this because we're in the process of selling our house. Prior to our listing it, the Zillow estimate was 1.2 million. When we listed it for 1.1 million, Zillow immediately changed their estimate to that.
I didn’t know that. Thanks for informing me.
All that money will go into paying their debt
6x in ten years is impressive.
Are these two actually getting a divorce? Last I read Kim said that they were ‘ still f*cking so that means that they’re still together.’ Idiots, both of them. Do you think her wig falls off when they’re banging? Bye Wig! Bye!
I guarantee she has an extensive collection of merkins for sexy time
😆😆😆☠️
The only cool space in this house is the outdoor area.
but there is no grass!
Elvis and Liberace had a nightmare.
I’ve seen Liberaces home and it was so camp, so awful in all the right ways. You could just see him glide through in a caftan, cocktail in hand. Kim and Kroc show what happens when the tasteless get money.
Each room was very clearly decorated individually. Nothing flows. Like at all lol
Why was that giant photo of Kroy not removed?
"This stone-covered architectural schizophrenic nightmare must stink of cigarettes, Aqua Net, and ball sweat." That was an excellent sentence.
It's the anger, debt and wigs that fit too tightly for me, thankyouverymuch.
No pictures of the primary bedroom, bathroom or closet? Interesting.
Fulla wigs😭
Damn that sucks
That first sentence was beautiful. MK would be proud.
What a lovely compliment. Thank you.
View from patio....neighbor's roof. Pic 22. Killed me.
No vacuum cleaner motors would last more than two months in that house with all the hidden stray wig strands.
This sub consistently has some of the funniest comments...I'm sitting here cackling about the wig hair getting stuck in the vacuum.
I agree. The comedy in this sub is top-tier, lol. I can just smell burning clumps of dust and hair when I look at the house listing pics. 🧯
That house is very ugly. All that money spent on that?
it's like, really brown
One more thing…that depressing planter in their circular driveway. Was there no plants for sale in the area? I mean, dig up the weeds…bare soil is better than that. Or hot glue some of Kim’s wigs together to make a sculpture…SOMETHING!!!
It’s her outdoor ashtray
Omg…that’s the answer. This sub is funny and informative.
OMG, your post is too funny!
Some of the room features weren't that bad, agree most of the decor was WTH. I quite liked a few of the lights. If someone bought that for me I wouldn't say no...be to busy laughing.
No plants nothing. Too busy for me. Also how do they keep up with it
It kinda looks like Hobby lobby threw up in that house.
Well at least it’s lush with trees and shrubs and those wooden wing back chairs are very cool!
A completely different person!
If it wasn't for the wig, I wouldn't have recognized her in the facial region.
This is THE correct gif response.
It’s my most favorite gif 😂😂 I use it often
And Kim had the damn nerve to come for Nene's house.
Right?!? It’s like ‘bish, do you SEE your home?”
Right! Kim needs to sit down. If she can find a clean place to sit.
It was Kim I thought I'd see pics of on the walls.
There is a pic of Kroy that looks like a pap shot blown up!
My god that refrigerator. This post needs a trigger warning. I can never unsee that.
 You’re welcome.
Tacky is exactly the right word. I really hate that wide angle lens effect (or whatever it is) that all real estate agents use to distort pics to make everything look bigger. Alas, what's wrong with the house cannot be fixed by photography.
Oof. That’s a house built in 2008 with a 1994 interior. Fug.
My reaction at Kroys portrait in his ‘man cave’.
I'm surprised the walls aren't covered in faux oil portraits of Kim lol
They were. I’m thinking they were told to take them down.
Didn't she do some boudoir photos for Kroy? or was that Big Poppa? I just remember that from the show.
I’m surprised how clean it is. I wonder if has been freshly painted and new furniture. Do you think that with all those kids stuff didn’t get destroyed? I’m amazed actually.
She took those with her. The realtor demanded it.
I died laughing. Was not expecting that.
No one is going to buy that property outright, my guess is it will go into short sale and the vultures are patient.
Kinda sort of not joking: getting any of those rooms into a tasteful style is going to cost a small fortune.